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(International Business Times)   Calm down everybody. There's no proof that Egyptians are actually considering a law to allow husbands to engage in necrophilia with their dead wives in order to raise an army of zombie concubines   (ibtimes.com) divider line 102
    More: Followup, status of women, conscriptions, Al Ahram, Egypt, National Council on Disability, Egyptian  
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2012-04-27 11:18:09 AM  
Dead goats on the other hand...
 
2012-04-27 11:18:17 AM  
When zombies encounter necrophiliacs, who chases who?
 
2012-04-27 11:30:11 AM  
Buncha mummies boys
 
2012-04-27 11:44:55 AM  
They're not raising an army. They're just looking for something fun and without strings. More of a corpse with benefits thing.
 
2012-04-27 11:45:34 AM  
Has the Islamic trend reached that far?

Islam is a trend? It was cool until it became popular.
 
2012-04-27 12:03:34 PM  
cdn.geckoandfly.com
 
2012-04-27 12:45:20 PM  
Reminds me of Count Von Cosel:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Tanzler

If you only read one story involving necrophilia in Key West, make sure it's this one.
 
2012-04-27 01:29:16 PM  
Aww, and I was planning SO HARD on moving to Egypt.
 
2012-04-27 01:36:30 PM  
 
2012-04-27 01:45:49 PM  
But where does the daycare center fit into this, subby?
 
2012-04-27 02:09:08 PM  
Can't they just summon the army of Anubis?
 
2012-04-27 02:09:24 PM  
MILF: Mummy I'd Love to Fark?
 
2012-04-27 02:09:44 PM  
You can always say she died while you were making love to her.
 
2012-04-27 02:10:45 PM  

HailRobonia: MILF: Mummy I'd Love to Fark?


Uhhh...ya better bring some lube then.
 
2012-04-27 02:11:48 PM  

Slaxl: Has the Islamic trend reached that far?

Islam is a trend? It was cool until it became popular.


All religion is a trend. Some trends just last a hell of a lot longer than others.
 
2012-04-27 02:11:57 PM  

alwaysjaded: When zombies encounter necrophiliacs, who chases who?


Depends. Who's on fire?.
 
2012-04-27 02:13:37 PM  
I didn't believe it for one second. I doubt anybody did but it was fun thread.
 
2012-04-27 02:17:13 PM  

DavidVincent: I didn't believe it for one second. I doubt anybody did but it was fun thread.


Speak for yourself. I bought airline tickets to Cairo for me and the wife. One round trip. One one-way.
 
2012-04-27 02:17:46 PM  
During the course of the day yesterday I saw right wing Facebook rants about "MUSLIMS ARE SAVAGES!!!" and left wing Facebook rants about "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS IN A THEOCRACY, RETHUGLICANS!!!"
 
2012-04-27 02:17:50 PM  
They just need to carry one of these.....
i599.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-27 02:18:07 PM  
Hey, Mohamed,
I understand your sister's
rotten to the corpse.
But wonderful
to the infantry.

/obscure
 
2012-04-27 02:18:34 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: But where does the daycare center fit into this, subby?


I remember that thread. What a bizarre Kafkaesque story
 
2012-04-27 02:19:07 PM  
30.media.tumblr.com

Oh how I miss SexyLosers
 
2012-04-27 02:19:49 PM  
So random internet article claims X, and as a rebuttal we get an internet article with random quotes from people saying X is bad, and then other random people saying X is just a rumor.

Is journalism just a buzzword now or what?
 
2012-04-27 02:20:29 PM  
You know what they say... dead enough to bleed, dead enough to breed.
 
2012-04-27 02:20:31 PM  
This one way ticket in non-refundable!
 
2012-04-27 02:21:02 PM  
MAN! My airline tickets and deposit on my new home in Cairo is all non-refundable. fark you internet! Way to mislead me :(
 
2012-04-27 02:21:24 PM  
The Daily Fail article also mentioned marriage age, education and employment. Where those parts also made up? (I hope) b/c they were slightly more important, IMO
 
2012-04-27 02:21:44 PM  
Necrophilia I cannot understand. Sometimes I miss my ex-girlfriends too, but that doesn't mean I drag a shovel down into the crawl space and exhume them. Just save one of their hands in the freezer so when you get lonely you can pop it in the microwave for a few minutes on defrost. Get with the modern age you rock stacking, dressing wearing, stink factories.
 
2012-04-27 02:25:26 PM  
Are they still married if she's dead?
 
2012-04-27 02:27:26 PM  

spentmiles: Necrophilia I cannot understand. Sometimes I miss my ex-girlfriends too, but that doesn't mean I drag a shovel down into the crawl space and exhume them. Just save one of their hands in the freezer so when you get lonely you can pop it in the microwave for a few minutes on defrost. Get with the modern age you rock stacking, dressing wearing, stink factories.


I like to save them both. Get a little lefty every once in a while to mix it up a bit.
 
2012-04-27 02:28:21 PM  
static.guim.co.uk

I want to lay your fears to rest about recent rumors...

/also, we're out of coffee
 
2012-04-27 02:30:56 PM  
Not one Jimmy Cross reference? Farkers, you have failed me.
 
2012-04-27 02:32:09 PM  
Obscure? NSFWish
 
2012-04-27 02:36:13 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: You can always say she died while you were making love to her.


If you're planning on farking a dead person, why would you say anything?

But I'm sure that I underestimate the Facebook generation.......
 
2012-04-27 02:36:38 PM  
i1182.photobucket.comEVERYBODY PANIC!!! O_Oi1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-27 02:40:58 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: You can always say she died while you were making love to her.


Or you were just cracking open a cold one.
 
2012-04-27 02:41:49 PM  
but impromptu street-dancing with them is still acceptable, right?

www.sweetlifeadventures.com
 
2012-04-27 02:41:53 PM  

someonelse: During the course of the day yesterday I saw right wing Facebook rants about "MUSLIMS ARE SAVAGES!!!" and left wing Facebook rants about "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS IN A THEOCRACY, RETHUGLICANS!!!"


So they were both right?
 
2012-04-27 02:42:01 PM  

Rufus Lee King: DavidVincent: Obscure? NSFWish

That Warhol boy was nuts.


The Dracula scene when he's licking up wergin period blood off the floor is pretty farked up.
 
2012-04-27 02:42:23 PM  
Once you go cold, it never gets old.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-27 02:42:40 PM  

KangTheMad: Can't they just summon the army of Anubis?


Good luck with that, O'neil destroyed their fleet.
 
2012-04-27 02:46:43 PM  
I'll just quote myself from yesterday's Daily Fail thread:
patrick767 2012-04-26 04:04:10 PM
Is there a non Daily Fail source for this information including factual information on the proposed law and its prospects of actually passing? Not that the Daily Fail isn't super fantabulous and all, but...


cryinoutloud
But I'm sure that I underestimate the Facebook generation.......

Yeah, some dipshiat would include it in his status update.
 
2012-04-27 02:47:09 PM  
I guess fact checking is no longer a regular part of journalism
 
2012-04-27 02:47:21 PM  

alwaysjaded: When zombies encounter necrophiliacs, who chases who?


Who chases whom.
 
2012-04-27 02:51:08 PM  

patrick767: Yeah, some dipshiat would include it in his status update.


"As I mourn my beautiful Janis, I'd like to tell everyone about our final loving good-bye......Some may it call it ghoulish, but as I kiss her cold breasts and insert my throbbing penis into her vagina one last time, I can feel the power of our love, even beyond death....

DON'T JUDGE ME."
 
2012-04-27 02:52:35 PM  

Evil Mackerel: KangTheMad: Can't they just summon the army of Anubis?

Good luck with that, O'neil destroyed their fleet.


"That's O'Neill, with two L's. There's another Colonel O'Neil with one L. He has no sense of humor."
 
2012-04-27 02:53:19 PM  
This can't be. Right wing talk radio has been blasting me all day with this story being true, therefore it is.
 
2012-04-27 02:54:17 PM  
There was a case in the US where two guys who 'mistakenly' raped a corpse challenged their conviction based on the actual law which assumes that the victim is alive at the time.
 
2012-04-27 02:58:44 PM  

spentmiles: Necrophilia I cannot understand. Sometimes I miss my ex-girlfriends too, but that doesn't mean I drag a shovel down into the crawl space and exhume them. Just save one of their hands in the freezer so when you get lonely you can pop it in the microwave for a few minutes on defrost. Get with the modern age you rock stacking, dressing wearing, stink factories.


Rock stacking dress wearing stink factories made me lawl
 
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