Walker: Who will rape all the Japanese schoolgirls now?

Their absence will leave a hole that we can all work together to fill.

cman: Wax on, wax off. Now, paint the fence

Both sides?

My aunt works as a teacher on a marine base in Okinawa. I wonder if this will effect her.

Meh. Call me when they can break all six with their penis.

So is WW2 post-occupation over yet?

Walker: Who will rape all the Japanese schoolgirls now?

If the cosplay girls start dressing like pillows then it would fall to the guys on the trains.

BBRModitha: So is WW2 post-occupation over yet?

Don't be silly. The US still has 50,000 troops in Germany.

cgraves67: My aunt works as a teacher on a marine base in Okinawa. I wonder if this will effect her.

Yes.

Walker: Who will rape all the Japanese schoolgirls now?

I think the locals would be fine without competition.

This being Fark, locals = Bronie tentacle rape monsters

I wonder if China will start military drills again and cancel this. In the early 2000s we were starting talks about moving some assets out of SK and Japan (needed them in the Middle East) and China sent out its fleet for drills. Like some dumbass victory lap because they heard the Americans were leaving.

SK and Japan wake up to a massive military drill and are suddenly on the phone with DC "You know we'd rather they stay".

/was on the DMZ for awhile
//had one guy rape a local
//he "fell down the stairs" repeatedly before the MPs arrived to take custody
/when half the senior NCOs have local wives/girlfriends, rape is a bad idea

This wouldn't be such a terrible thing if the Japanese knew fark all about how to run their Aegis cruisers. Meanwhile, North Korea is lobbing fireworks into the ocean and the Japanese military has to get this information from the broadcast news.

Isn't the Mexican border outside of Japan?

Just sayin'

Walker: Who will rape all the Japanese schoolgirls now?

The Marines on Camp Foster and Airmen on Kadena AFB are still very much so active in that department, I'm sure.


In general, not news. Futenma has been on the way out for a long time, the others aren't going anywhere though. Foster, Kadena, Buckner, and Torii aren't going to go away any time soon.

You keep these troops for your collection, I know you like it.

I know this is a result of WW2, but do we really need to be occupying Japan today? If we were to pull all our troops would a long tentacle come across the pacific and slap California off the US and into the sea? If so, I think we should strongly consider the upside of this.

We are just trying to quietly evacuate before the inevitable meltdown of Fukushima reactor #4.

best korea news headline:

Americans running scared after VERY SUCCESSFUL rocket launch in Best Korea

coont4: cgraves67: My aunt works as a teacher on a marine base in Okinawa. I wonder if this will effect her.

Yes.

I believe this is the point where the cries from protesters usually turn from "Yankee go home!" to "OH NO MY ECONOMY!"

/bring 'em home anyway
//Does this mean Guam will capsize now?

Spade: coont4: cgraves67: My aunt works as a teacher on a marine base in Okinawa. I wonder if this will effect her.

Yes.

I believe this is the point where the cries from protesters usually turn from "Yankee go home!" to "OH NO MY ECONOMY!"

/bring 'em home anyway
//Does this mean Guam will capsize now?

Like Guamanians won't be saying "Yankee go home!" after the honeymoon is over.

This is really funny after the government spend tons of money investigating the feasibility of increasing the Marines troop strength on Okinawa.

otto the bull: We are just trying to quietly evacuate before the inevitable meltdown of Fukushima reactor #4.

That knock at you door would be the feds. Blabbermouth!

JonZoidberg: I know this is a result of WW2, but do we really need to be occupying Japan today? If we were to pull all our troops would a long tentacle come across the pacific and slap California off the US and into the sea? If so, I think we should strongly consider the upside of this.

You see WWII may have ended but there is a small thing like China that wants to over run the whole Pacific Ocean like the Japanese did in WWII and the smaller fact that the US is STILL at war with North Korea.

Having seen the evils of a united Germany, I must disagree with this. As a person of Japanese heritage, I know what lies beneath the veneer of the pacified Japanese. They will feed their bloodlust that has lain dormant lo these many years. To save face! For the Empuruuuu!

I wonder how this will affect Japan US relations.

When the Red Chinese decide to take Taiwan and any other number of islands in the Pacifice by force, I'm sure the presence of Marines in Hawaii will be helpful. Okinawa was just too close.

TheShavingofOccam123: When the Red Chinese decide to take Taiwan and any other number of islands in the Pacifice by force, I'm sure the presence of Marines in Hawaii will be helpful. Okinawa was just too close.

Mr. Sato will take care of everything.

Allen262: JonZoidberg: I know this is a result of WW2, but do we really need to be occupying Japan today? If we were to pull all our troops would a long tentacle come across the pacific and slap California off the US and into the sea? If so, I think we should strongly consider the upside of this.

You see WWII may have ended but there is a small thing like China that wants to over run the whole Pacific Ocean like the Japanese did in WWII and the smaller fact that the US is STILL at war with North Korea.

Really? How many nations have China invaded in the last 20 years? How would a few thousand marines prevent that if they really wanted it?

Australia here we come!!!

wakizashi: Having seen the evils of a united Germany, I must disagree with this. As a person of Japanese heritage, I know what lies beneath the veneer of the pacified Japanese. They will feed their bloodlust that has lain dormant lo these many years. To save face! For the Empuruuuu!

Unnecessary, too many great Japanese cars have us happily sending our money to Japan.

There is more than path to world domination.

Crotchrocket Slim: Walker: Who will rape all the Japanese schoolgirls now?

I think the locals would be fine without competition.

This being Fark, locals = Bronie tentacle rape monsters

Ryukyuans.

Antimatter: Allen262: JonZoidberg: I know this is a result of WW2, but do we really need to be occupying Japan today? If we were to pull all our troops would a long tentacle come across the pacific and slap California off the US and into the sea? If so, I think we should strongly consider the upside of this.

You see WWII may have ended but there is a small thing like China that wants to over run the whole Pacific Ocean like the Japanese did in WWII and the smaller fact that the US is STILL at war with North Korea.

Really? How many nations have China invaded in the last 20 years? How would a few thousand marines prevent that if they really wanted it?

Taiwan would like to have a word with you. Apparently Communist China is planning on building a bridge to Taiwan. You didn't think all those enormous bridges PRC has been putting up all over weren't some means to a different end?

Oh and Tank Man and the thousands slaughtered and tortured along with him might want to talk to you about internal violence against citizens and how the PRC might treat other nations. Like India, which they invaded and are still technically at war with.

TheShavingofOccam123: Antimatter: Allen262: JonZoidberg: I know this is a result of WW2, but do we really need to be occupying Japan today? If we were to pull all our troops would a long tentacle come across the pacific and slap California off the US and into the sea? If so, I think we should strongly consider the upside of this.

You see WWII may have ended but there is a small thing like China that wants to over run the whole Pacific Ocean like the Japanese did in WWII and the smaller fact that the US is STILL at war with North Korea.

Really? How many nations have China invaded in the last 20 years? How would a few thousand marines prevent that if they really wanted it?

Taiwan would like to have a word with you. Apparently Communist China is planning on building a bridge to Taiwan. You didn't think all those enormous bridges PRC has been putting up all over weren't some means to a different end?

Oh and Tank Man and the thousands slaughtered and tortured along with him might want to talk to you about internal violence against citizens and how the PRC might treat other nations. Like India, which they invaded and are still technically at war with.

Since you seemed to not read it, let me reiterate my questions:

How many nations have China invaded in the last 20 years? How would a few thousand marines prevent that if they really wanted it?

Hope there still applauding when those 9000 paychecks stop coming in.

JonZoidberg: I know this is a result of WW2, but do we really need to be occupying Japan today? If we were to pull all our troops would a long tentacle come across the pacific and slap California off the US and into the sea? If so, I think we should strongly consider the upside of this.

North Korea and China are nearby. It's not a terrible strategic idea to have 9,000 Marines on call in that area given the state of the North Korean regime. And before anyone says I don't value the lives of those Marines there, I'll let you know my cousin is one of them and is going to be returning home soon after a few years at Okinawa. China seems more sane, but it's not out of the question that they'd decide it was time for Taiwan to rejoin the mainland in the Peasants' Struggle.

The thing is, the US has been pretty amicable to the places it "occupies" (as some would call it), and given what happened in WWII, the US was downright merciful to Japan and Germany by keeping troops on a base. Most victors throughout history just swallowed up defeated countries as territories and removed their ability to govern themselves. A good number charged tribute from the local population and violently crushed any opposition to their presence. Before we get all "It's about time the US stopped with its empire building ways" in this thread, remember that.

Antimatter: TheShavingofOccam123: Antimatter: Allen262: JonZoidberg: I know this is a result of WW2, but do we really need to be occupying Japan today? If we were to pull all our troops would a long tentacle come across the pacific and slap California off the US and into the sea? If so, I think we should strongly consider the upside of this.

You see WWII may have ended but there is a small thing like China that wants to over run the whole Pacific Ocean like the Japanese did in WWII and the smaller fact that the US is STILL at war with North Korea.

Really? How many nations have China invaded in the last 20 years? How would a few thousand marines prevent that if they really wanted it?

Taiwan would like to have a word with you. Apparently Communist China is planning on building a bridge to Taiwan. You didn't think all those enormous bridges PRC has been putting up all over weren't some means to a different end?

Oh and Tank Man and the thousands slaughtered and tortured along with him might want to talk to you about internal violence against citizens and how the PRC might treat other nations. Like India, which they invaded and are still technically at war with.

Since you seemed to not read it, let me reiterate my questions:

How many nations have China invaded in the last 20 years? How would a few thousand marines prevent that if they really wanted it?

WADR, 20 years to PRC is a few ticks of the clock. Chinese civilization is about 5000 years old. Part of why they think Taiwan is none of anyone's business is resentment over the Opium Wars, colonies and the Boxer Rebellion.

Dis not hannah gabbige!

Bobby Shaftoe and Goto Dengo finally part ways...

AverageAmericanGuy: This wouldn't be such a terrible thing if the Japanese knew fark all about how to run their Aegis cruisers. Meanwhile, North Korea is lobbing fireworks into the ocean and the Japanese military has to get this information from the broadcast news.

Not only do you sound like a total idiot, you clearly have no idea what you're talking about.

1.) Japan has Aegis destroyers, not cruisers.

2.) They're extremely proficient at what they do, including missile defense.

3.) Let's face it, everyone knew that rocket would fail...