Prometheus, baby. Looking forward to that for a while. Don't have a full hard on for much else but it's good to see some sci-fi creeping in between the rom-coms and guys doing silly back flips with their Glocks out.

I guess I'm failing to see how Hysteria qualifies as either fantasy or sci-fi. Does someone's vagina have a ghost in it?

I'm reserving seats at Studio Movie Grill for Prometheus, Avengers, Dark Knight Rises the second they're available.

Loved Abraham Lincoln book, but I'm worried it won't translate to the big screen well.

Total Recall remake came out of nowhere

Spider-Man might have been fun but I'm tired of origin stories, especially when previous movies already did an origins story for him. The Second Hulk (with Norton) did a good job of giving a brief synopsis of his origin in the opening credits then just assuming everyone knew the details.

The kids will enjoy Pirates! and Brave (who am I kidding I probably will too).

Everything else looks kinda meh, so I'll wait for reviews. Probably download Piranha 3DD just for the guaranteed nudity.

Sybarite: I guess I'm failing to see how Hysteria qualifies as either fantasy or sci-fi. Does someone's vagina have a ghost in it?

Maybe a troll?

The Sound of My Voice: No
The Raven: Yes
The Pirates! Band of Misfits: Maybe
The Avengers: Hell yes!
Dark Shadows: Maybe
Battleship: Maybe
Hysteria: No
Lovely Molly: No
Chernobyl Diaries; No
Men in Black 3: Yes
Piranha 3DD: Not even if you paid me
Snow White and the Huntsman: Yes
Prometheus: Yes
Safety Not Guaranteed: Maybe
The Woman in the Fifth: No
Extraterrestrial: Maybe
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter: Maybe
Brave: Yes
Seeking a Friend for the End of the World : No
G.I. Joe: Retaliation: Yes
The Amazing Spider-Man: As much as I want to say no, I'll probably see it anyways
Ted: No
Red Lights: No
The Dark Knight Rises: Yes
Ruby Sparks; No
Neighborhood Watch: No
Total Recall: Yes
The Awakening: Maybe
The Odd Life of Timothy Green: No
ParaNorman: Maybe
The Apparition: Maybe
7500: No
The Possession: Maybe

scottydoesntknow: Spider-Man might have been fun but I'm tired of origin stories, especially when previous movies already did an origins story for him.

Nope.

This is the first time. Any Spider-Man story without Gwen Stacy isn't and can not be his origin story. Of all of Spider-Man's enemies he only hates one, if this movie is done right, in this movie you will find out why.

The Stealth Hippopotamus: scottydoesntknow: Spider-Man might have been fun but I'm tired of origin stories, especially when previous movies already did an origins story for him.

Nope.

This is the first time. Any Spider-Man story without Gwen Stacy isn't and can not be his origin story. Of all of Spider-Man's enemies he only hates one, if this movie is done right, in this movie you will find out why.

Well that's good to know then. I always thought the spider-bite/uncle ben dying was his orign. I guess as long as they don't cram multiple enemies/make spidey go emo I will check it out.

Chernobyl Diaries

Yeah, there's already a game series on that..

Having seen the trailer, that Snow White movie is going to be huge. Teenage girls are going to go nuts for it.

theorellior: I can't farking stand Colin Farrell. Not that Total Recall was any great shakes as a movie, but everyone involved with that remake can EABOD.

I saw a trailer last weekend when at American Reunion. I may have to give it a try. It looked much better than I would have expected.

crab66: Safety Not Guaranteed (June 8)
It's that quirky indie comedy about three magazine employees who go to interview a guy who placed a classified ad seeking someone to go back in time with him. "I have only done this once before," the ad warns. Based on an actual newspaper ad that caused an internet sensation back in 2005.

Wait....they made a movie about this...?

*yawn* Wake me up for the Balloon Boy story.

Oh, get this:

Went to see Cabin In The Woods two weeks back. Directed by Whedon and starring Hemsworth.

NO.FARKING.AVENGERS.TRAILER.

I was furious.

Ted (July 13)
The Family Guy's Seth MacFarlane directs his first big-screen movie.

Am I the only one who wants to invent time travel in order to go back and strangle Seth MacFarlane in his crib?

Diogenes: Oh, get this:

Went to see Cabin In The Woods two weeks back. Directed by Whedon and starring Hemsworth.

NO.FARKING.AVENGERS.TRAILER.

I was furious.


I didn't get one either. Maybe the theaters figure Avengers is a lock money-wise, so they're using that space for things that need more promotion.

Saiga410: PanicMan: Saiga410: Satanic_Hamster: Chernobyl Diaries

Yeah, there's already a game series on that..

Yes and that is why I really want to see that movie.

If this is "STALKER: The Movie" I will flip my shiat.

Sadly no. Kids sneak into Pryapat to get a first hand look but end up finding something.... But if "it" end up being a bloodsucker or snork I will probably jump up and giggle in glee.

Yep. And it's going to suck, because all the movies like that suck.

Sybarite: Diogenes: Oh, get this:

Went to see Cabin In The Woods two weeks back. Directed by Whedon and starring Hemsworth.

NO.FARKING.AVENGERS.TRAILER.

I was furious.


I didn't get one either. Maybe the theaters figure Avengers is a lock money-wise, so they're using that space for things that need more promotion.

Shiat, look at who their sponsors and advertisers are: Oracle, Acura, Farmer's insurance. I don't think they're even bothering with fast food chains and the like.

Fun Fact: Larry Ellison had a cameo in Iron Man, and the final battle in Iron Man II was filmed in the Oracle dome. We're going to have our fingerprints all over The Avengers.