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(Regretsy)   There are car ads, then there's the Chuck Norris of car ads   (regretsy.com) divider line 31
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4429 clicks; posted to Business » on 27 Apr 2012 at 8:35 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-04-27 04:15:33 AM
How can a car ad smell like vaseline and old semen?
 
2012-04-27 08:38:19 AM
No one submitted this to Fark the previous 2 days? there is already a follow up with the ads creators.
 
2012-04-27 08:43:57 AM
Now look at your man, now back at me.
 
2012-04-27 08:52:21 AM
Pete?
 
2012-04-27 09:00:20 AM
Tim and Eric sell a car?
 
2012-04-27 09:05:20 AM
The ad makes me want to buy the car.
 
2012-04-27 09:06:46 AM
Theres been a lot of these in the past few years, but for some reason this one made me lol.
 
2012-04-27 09:18:29 AM
It looks like some barista finally found a use for that graphic arts associates degree.
 
2012-04-27 09:37:10 AM
FARK YOU, BALTIMORE!

/That's the Chuck Norris of used car ads.
 
2012-04-27 09:55:05 AM
How can a car ad be a narrow-minded, ignorant bigot?
 
2012-04-27 10:02:07 AM
In the ad comments: "fungal douche canoe". Awesomely melodic.
 
2012-04-27 10:25:06 AM

CravenMorehead: How can a car ad be a narrow-minded, ignorant bigot?


Know how I know you didn't RTFA?
 
2012-04-27 10:28:28 AM
bulldg4life: The ad makes me want to buy the car.

Screw you, I saw it first!
 
2012-04-27 10:30:38 AM
So I guess its okay now to call attention to our beards?
 
2012-04-27 10:48:55 AM
How can a car ad get its ass kicked by Bruce Lee?
 
2012-04-27 11:18:07 AM
I thought this was the Chuck Norris of car ads.
 
2012-04-27 12:53:34 PM
Jalopnik: Have you actually sold the car?
Joe: Not yet.

Not a very effective ad.
 
2012-04-27 01:17:24 PM

Devolving_Spud: I thought this was the Chuck Norris of car ads.


No, THIS is the Chuck Norris of Car ads. Language NSFW
 
2012-04-27 01:20:15 PM
All that and it's from Everett?! Is there any more a car could be loved?

None. None more.
 
2012-04-27 01:50:14 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4bJsIogkGk

Because that's what an orgasm sounds like.
 
2012-04-27 02:43:44 PM
There's some inner joke I have with myself where, every time I see a POS car with a certain look, I say to myself, "Is that a GRAND AM?" And strangely enough, it often is. That or a Grand Prix.

/yeah, I do smoke a lot of weed.
//the "OMG" photos cracked me up.
 
2012-04-27 03:14:29 PM
But if you want a genuine old lady car, you need to go here....
 
2012-04-27 03:46:33 PM
Sort of read like a Cracked article. Are they located in Seattle?
 
2012-04-27 03:48:35 PM

maddogdelta: But if you want a genuine old lady car, you need to go here....


I was not impressed with the link which was greened. Yours is much better.
 
2012-04-27 05:43:16 PM

maddogdelta: But if you want a genuine old lady car, you need to go here....


You'd think that someone who wrote such a voluminous ad could include a farking picture.
 
2012-04-27 06:56:21 PM
Subby spelled Regretsy wrong.
 
2012-04-28 05:16:44 AM

Odd Bird: maddogdelta: But if you want a genuine old lady car, you need to go here....

I was not impressed with the link which was greened. Yours is much better.


X wife's nephew.... The guy is funny.

Real ad, really worked (sold the car in 1 day)


cryinoutloud: You'd think that someone who wrote such a voluminous ad could include a farking picture.


See above. The ad worked.
 
2012-04-28 01:22:26 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: No one submitted this to Fark the previous 2 days? there is already a follow up with the ads creators.


I did, but my headline sucked.
 
2012-04-28 04:22:03 PM

phyrkrakr: CravenMorehead: How can a car ad be a narrow-minded, ignorant bigot?

Know how I know you didn't RTFA?


I wasn't commenting on the article. I was commenting on how Chuck Norris is a narrow-minded bigot. The content of the article matters not.
 
2012-04-29 11:17:02 AM
I saw this on Facebook first.
 
2012-04-30 06:46:35 AM
I drove a navy 94 Pontiac Grand-Am for about three years.

Replaced the brakes, radiator, power windows and muffler.

The seat cushions had a tendency to collect mildew which would fog up the windows and give the car an earthy smell.

I eventually totaled it in a front end collision then sold it to a scrap yard for more than what I paid for it.

All in all a serviceable car, and by serviceable I mean "stupid piece of shiat".
 
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