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This photo makes me want to call someone for help.

"It puts the lotion on its skin..."

"She goes down on me in theaters"...

dang sure: these photos capture

ugly on a 70 foot screen

david blaine looks like a sephardic sub saharan criminal pimp who just dosed the farm girl off the bus

cause Daddy wouldn't let her slut up the village

ciccone is full of the whooooore, gave rodman the clap

ellen barkin is a frkking vampire, finally married a billionaire queer
tribesman

how could pauley shore help your career, he couldn't pull shannon wilsey

courtney, one evil gape

bjork is mental, so say no more

for a "nice" girl/woman has any dick missed aniston?

deniro is one ugly twat and always had jungle fever, he and blaine should get their dna tested

e e cummings

I completely forgot about Goldie and Bjork. I haven't heard of Goldie in years....

I'm surprised Madonna was only on their twice, but I guess a 50 page slide show would have been a bit much.

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Bad: Your relationship has soured. Fark: It was so awful that you actually turned your BF gay.

You got it all wrong.

That was Neil Patrick Harris and Christine Taylor, who is really a tranny

Skyfrog: I'm surprised Madonna was only on their twice, but I guess a 50 page slide show would have been a bit much.

True-we ain't got all day here.

MBK: FirstNationalBastard: Is it just me, or does this look like the last known photo of a runaway, snapped in a Wal-Mart parking lot two years after she disappeared?

She has that porn star look.

Shes been a bad, bad girl...

if it ain't fiona apple i don't giva

rynthetyn: PreMortem: I spent most of the 90's in Eurpoe. Whole lot of WTF there for me.

Woody Harrelson and Glenn Close, WTF?

The bigger WTF is Woody Harrelson's sweater.

The sweater was also seen about town with Bill Cosby.

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Is it just me, or does this look like the last known photo of a runaway, snapped in a Wal-Mart parking lot two years after she disappeared?

and what's in the bag?

Editor: Let's find all the most unflattering photos of 90's entertainment stars and throw it out there for the click-lemmings.

That was a hilarious group of photos. Who is Goldie?

I'm surprised no one has mentioned how small JLHs best features seem to look like.

Fiona Apple may not have gotten much radio or MTV play in the last 15 years, but it's not like she disappeared. Her albums continued to be critically acclaimed, and she has a new one arriving in June.

/not a huge fan

Macular Degenerate: Editor: Let's find all the most unflattering photos of 90's entertainment stars and throw it out there for the click-lemmings.

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Have a cup of coffee and relax.

Gunny Highway: That was a hilarious group of photos. Who is Goldie?

Link/Link/Link

LewDux: Gunny Highway: That was a hilarious group of photos. Who is Goldie?

Link/Link/Link

oh and he played Mr Bullion in The World is Not Enough

Anytime someone mentions Dave Coulier now, I don't think of Full House or that America's Funniest People show he did in the '90s. No. All I can think when someone mentions Dave Coulier is him getting slurped off in a movie theatre. No lie.

/Probably while wearing a Red Wings jersey.
//Fast as fast can be, you'll never catch me.

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Is it just me, or does this look like the last known photo of a runaway, snapped in a Wal-Mart parking lot two years after she disappeared?

I see what you did there!

I just looked up Debi Mazar's wikipedia page, because she looked so familiar to me.

I never watched any of the things she was in. Strange.

Woody Harrelson and Glenn Close?

That whole slideshow creeped me out. I think I only remember 2 or 3 of those couples.

Seeing the odd pairings definitely makes one question the sincerity of Hollywood relationships. That must be a sad life when almost everything you do is to entertain others, even your relationships. Must be part of the reason why drug use is so rampant.

Wow, I didn't even know about most of these, and I'm one of those celebrity gossipmongers. Only ones I knew about were Mariah Carey/Derek Jeter and the obvious Alanis Morissette/David Coulier.

I remember most of these actually, though a few eluded me. Glenn Close and Woody Harrelson? That sweater? Jesus, those eluded me for sure.

FirstNationalBastard: Mugato: FirstNationalBastard: Is it just me, or does this look like the last known photo of a runaway, snapped in a Wal-Mart parking lot two years after she disappeared?

She always looked like that. One of her videos looks like it was shot in some guy's basement.

Obviously, she should be starring in the Manos sequel.

Nice callback.

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This photo makes me want to call someone for help.

Yet another reason to hate that no-talent assclown.

thamike: FeedTheCollapse: I completely forgot about Goldie and Bjork. I haven't heard of Goldie in years....

Maybe he finally got the most ping pong tiddly in the entire nuclear submarine.

I'm afraid that was Danny John Jules (with the expanation) or Vas Blackwood (as the man in the bar). In fact, I don't think Goldie wasn't even in Lock Stock - although he was in Snatch.

unyon: rynthetyn: NPH and Christine Taylor seem so unnatural.

Him being gay and all, sure. Even given that, the funny thing is that that one didn't even strike me as the most insincere coupling on the list.

So is NPH a closeted gay and Christine was his beard or really a straight male pretending to have the gay ? Sort of like an Ann Heche lesbian not lesbian thing. .

So is it just me, or is Furlong wearing the same jacket and shirt in both pictures?

hasty ambush:

So is NPH a closeted gay and Christine was his beard or really a straight male pretending to have the gay ? Sort of like an Ann Heche lesbian not lesbian thing. .

Given that NPH is in a long term relationship and just adopted two kids with his partner, I'll chalk it up to confusion and finding what his identity is. It happens.

hasty ambush: unyon: rynthetyn: NPH and Christine Taylor seem so unnatural.

Him being gay and all, sure. Even given that, the funny thing is that that one didn't even strike me as the most insincere coupling on the list.

So is NPH a closeted gay and Christine was his beard or really a straight male pretending to have the gay ? Sort of like an Ann Heche lesbian not lesbian thing. .

hasty ambush: unyon: rynthetyn: NPH and Christine Taylor seem so unnatural.

Him being gay and all, sure. Even given that, the funny thing is that that one didn't even strike me as the most insincere coupling on the list.

So is NPH a closeted gay and Christine was his beard or really a straight male pretending to have the gay ? Sort of like an Ann Heche lesbian not lesbian thing. .

NPH didn't come out openly until 2006. There were rumors before that but I don't think he ever talked about whether his girlfriends were beards or he wasn't sure of his own sexuality.

Trapper439: I just looked up Debi Mazar's wikipedia page, because she looked so familiar to me.

I never watched any of the things she was in. Strange.

Goodfellas?

Woody's sweater or Weasly Crushers sweater.... which is more pimp?

I lost a lot of respect for Ed Norton after clicking that link.

Wise_Guy: Goodfellas?

Which led to one of my favorite lines in the movie:

Even with Sandy snorting as much as she mixed I could see this was a good business.

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This photo makes me want to call someone for help.

Why, has she gone missing?

youfoundthekingbaby: I lost a lot of respect for Ed Norton after clicking that link.

You actually had respect for him at one point?