Diablo Canyon two, why can't you be more like Diablo Canyon one?

But will they be going on tour?

ThrobblefootSpectre: Ah. Phase 1 is proceeding as planned. National power production will come to a halt. Now to unleash my army of nematode-like creatures to knock out communications infrastructure.

Those fools at the marine biology institute will rue the day they laughed at me!

You would be better off using ants for the communication infrastructure. Theres a species out in the midwest USA that is actually attracted to the EM radiation of computers and conductors. They crawl over the PCB's and short things out with their own bodies while chewing on resistors and capacitors. Fantastic for taking out home electronics too.

Is not amused.

They're doing it for the Enkindlers.

Well, if you're going to flood the near-ocean with billions of gallons of human waste, don't be surprised if billions of little creatures are going to grow up on the rich deposits of filth then start raising making trouble in the neighborhood.

I remember that episode of "Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea", all the tiny jellyfish get together and form one giant jellyfish that eats submarines. If you come into contact with them they make you go crazy.


of course if you and your buddy happen to be outside on a dive when they eat your sub, you can tie off the arms and legs of your wetsuits and use your air-tanks to inflate them, lash them together to make a raft-

climb on top and use your shirt to make a sail or you'll never make it home.

/Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Oh, Diablo Canyon two, why can't you be more like diablo canyon one?

Idiots. Never, ever, build anything anyplace named Diablo!

It's all part of the test....

Diablo canyon one, why can't you be more like Diablo canyon two?