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(Huffington Post)   Small government Mitt Romney wants to install mandatory porn censoring devices on every computer in the country   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 28
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2012-04-26 07:36:56 PM
4 votes:

9beers: We're doomed when some of you start having kids.


If we can survive your parents' generation raising halfwits like you, I feel pretty good about my future children's odds.
2012-04-26 06:08:02 PM
3 votes:
Mitt is not a small government backer. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a small government backer, but he is *not* a porn star!
2012-04-27 10:08:03 AM
2 votes:

Lenny_da_Hog: Kids see porn. GOP solution: Big government.

Kids need food. GOP solution: (crickets)


Make fun of it if you want, but crickets are high in protein.
2012-04-26 09:32:54 PM
2 votes:

Nogrhi: Quick! Someone whip up a 'Ceiling Romney is watching you masturbate' picture with the shoops!


Like this?

dl.dropbox.com
2012-04-26 08:33:10 PM
2 votes:

MyRandomName: Liberalism, for mandatory seatbelt and helmet laws, against voluntary porn filters.


Which ones save lives again? I forgot, because I'm retarded.
2012-04-26 07:51:26 PM
2 votes:

9beers: adamgreeney: I can't wait until those of us 35 and younger take the reins. This type of shiat won't fly with us. A politician who spouts this stuff will be laughed at because we will already have our nets set up to catch this stuff, and we'll know to monitor our kids internet use.

We're doomed when some of you start having kids.


Son, I've already had kids, and raised them - and they came out a hell of a lot smarter than you.
2012-04-26 07:49:12 PM
2 votes:
... from my cold dead sticky hands.
2012-04-26 07:33:13 PM
2 votes:
Bah. That's the Republican theocrat approach. I much prefer the Democratic social control approach: dramatically raise taxes on hand lotion and Kleenex.
2012-04-26 07:31:54 PM
2 votes:
Doesn't count.

It was more than a week ago.

i262.photobucket.com
2012-04-27 05:53:01 AM
1 votes:
i48.tinypic.com

"COME AT ME, BRO!"
2012-04-26 11:03:04 PM
1 votes:
Romneys message is not for us thinking people. It's for the herpaherpderp crowd who lack any analytic skill and react like a hanged corpse with a live power line shoved up its arse.

/durrrrrrr HE SAY PORNO BAD. I THINK PORNO BAD TOO! SEX KIDS NO SEE. I VOTE FOR HIM. HE GOOD.
//hurrdurr ME HAPPY NOW. NOW GO SURF SEXTUBE. WIFE FAT AND HAS HEADACHE
///Me get sold out by rich man, but happy that kids no see sex

////WHY WIFE ALWAYS HAVE HEADACHE? ME NO LIKE
2012-04-26 10:36:59 PM
1 votes:
Legislate small, or legislate morality. You can't do both, retards. Your whole farking platform is a god damn paradox. Dumbf*cks.
2012-04-26 10:12:07 PM
1 votes:
Will it have a reverse setting, so it shows nothing but porn?
2012-04-26 09:02:12 PM
1 votes:
Here come the jobs!
2012-04-26 08:42:35 PM
1 votes:

PonceAlyosha: ReapTheChaos: Some of what passes for porn on the internet these days is just downright disgusting. You get some impressionable young teenager watching that stuff and he's going to grow up with some pretty messed up ideas about sex.

You expose your kid to pop farking culture they're going to get some pretty messed up ideas about sex. Like that it's simultaneously the only thing you should seek, yet shameful.


Truth. Kid's likely to end up with healthier ideas about sex hanging out around 4chan than watching AXE commercials and music videos.
2012-04-26 08:24:26 PM
1 votes:

Felgraf: Geotpf: Basically, he was proposing making Net Nanny or the equilvalent being required to be installed on new computers sold in the US. He wasn't banning porn per se, just making it mandatory to have an optional porn filter pre-installed that parents could turn on if they wanted to.

Still stupid, but fairly meh, all things considered.

All TVs sold in the US are required to have the V-chip installed by law, so that is a quite valid comparison, IMHO.

And what if you built your own computer from scratch? Or bought Linux? Or whatever?

Would the VChip need to somehow be at the hardware level?

It's a lot easier to build your own computer than your own TV.


Most likely it would be something along the lines of the Next-Generation Secure Computing Base, It would probably be located on the CPU itself. And if no one included a way to disable it, I can just about guarantee you that some enterprising hacker who loves him some pr0nz will succeed in finding a way to shut that biatch down while leaving the CPU functional before his balls turn even the lightest shade of blue. The only completely secure system is the one that no one is ever allowed to use, access or even touch.
2012-04-26 08:03:20 PM
1 votes:

Serious Black: jso2897: 9beers: adamgreeney: I can't wait until those of us 35 and younger take the reins. This type of shiat won't fly with us. A politician who spouts this stuff will be laughed at because we will already have our nets set up to catch this stuff, and we'll know to monitor our kids internet use.

We're doomed when some of you start having kids.

Son, I've already had kids, and raised them - and they came out a hell of a lot smarter than you.

That's not a big accomplishment. I think my god daughter is smarter than him, and she has trouble with nursing.


That's kind of my point. :D
2012-04-26 07:46:43 PM
1 votes:
Why do I get the feeling that this would just lead to the children developing weirder and weirder fetishes as they struggle to find anything on the internet to turn them on? Lolcats, fail vids, inane top 10 lists, gardening blogs, everything will become fair game for horny teenagers looking to get their jollies off.

/either that or the JC Penny site will get a lot more traffic
2012-04-26 07:45:12 PM
1 votes:
Imagine for a second the (justified, for once) derpstorm if Obama was suggesting that the Government should mandate that all computers sold have a censorship chip installed in them.
2012-04-26 07:41:37 PM
1 votes:
b..b..b..but I thought it was about the economy!

No, that's right, it's about rape wands for pregnant slutty mcwhore biatches, tax cuts for billionaires, and getting between me and my pornography.

This is the last straw!
2012-04-26 07:40:51 PM
1 votes:
Because the V-chip ensured kids never saw inappropriate content on television again.
2012-04-26 07:37:55 PM
1 votes:
Kids see porn. GOP solution: Big government.

Kids need food. GOP solution: (crickets)
Kids need clothing. GOP solution: (crickets)
Kids need education. GOP solution: (crickets)....
2012-04-26 07:23:35 PM
1 votes:
Listen Vanessa Janice Tiffany Amber Thiessen. I'm gonna go ahead and give ya a little something I call Perry's Perspective. I'm fairly sure that if they took all the porn off the Internet, there'd only be 1 website left, and it would be called Bring Back The Porn.
2012-04-26 06:51:37 PM
1 votes:
Not to burst his bubble, but parental controls are already built into modern day OSes. Self regulation, motherfarker, how do you like them apples, shiathead?
2012-04-26 06:41:04 PM
1 votes:
Now, why would I think Republicans might be wise not to push too much in this area...

Oh, yeah. The porniest states are almost all redder than Bubba's knuckles after a lazy Sunday afternoon spent furitively googling up all them videos.

1. Texas
2. Florida
3. Louisiana
4. Colorado
5. Nevada
6. Arizona
7. Michigan
8. Georgia
9. Ohio
10. Kentucky

Link

I'm sure they were all of straight couples in a darkened room too.
2012-04-26 06:34:53 PM
1 votes:

TheOnion: I wonder if he still feels this way, since it is from 4 years ago. I don't think it is the government's job to get involved here, especially when the free market has done a good job at providing parents the ability to censor computers for their children.


I'm sure he's changed his mind on the matter dozens of times since then

/actually, I'm sure he's changed his mind on the matter dozens of times since last Tuesday
2012-04-26 06:33:45 PM
1 votes:

9beers: Nice try subby but what he's obviously talking about is something similar to the V-chip found in televisions.

Go ahead and herp the derp though, you libtards are great at it.


So, okay how does your 'puter v-chip tell if that jpg is a cat in the ceiling or something that's gonna lead to the death of a kitten?
2012-04-26 06:19:41 PM
1 votes:

9beers: Nice try subby but what he's obviously talking about is something similar to the V-chip found in televisions.


What's a computer, but a TV with a keyboard?
 
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