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(Rocky Mountain News)   Distraught man torches ex-girlfriends car and arms himself in bizarre reconciliation attempt. Gets popped by ex-girlfriend's paralyzed mother.   ( divider line
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2001-11-13 12:29:21 PM  
Well, what guy hasn't lit his ex's girl on fire, camped out on her front yard armed to the teeth and been shot twice in the leg. We've all been there. It's a perfectly natural process of growing up.
2001-11-13 12:34:20 PM  
Massachusetts sucks. G-damn Kennedy's.

Montreal is pretty damn cool, though.
2001-11-13 12:41:49 PM  
3horn: I was in the Navy as well, I have heard them all my man

2001-11-13 02:04:38 PM  
My parents live in Texas, I live in San Fran. Near Dallas/Fort Worth. I visit like a good son during holidays and such. I got to say, Texas scared the farking shiat out of me. I thought we had crazies on the street, man SF doesn't hold a candle to Texas. If you aren't white, drive a big truck and wear dockers, stay the hell away from Texas.

Also, expect to eat at a Fridays or Chi Chi's when going out. The amount of identical "family" styled restraunts is astounding. All along the highway, off ramp chow heaven.

Your teenagers are the worst. They are the ones who scare the crap out of me. I live in between the projects and a trama 1 hospital here in SF, so I've seen some shiat on the streets. But Texas teenagers in big SUV's and RAM 4x4's take the cake. They really want to kill you for no reason. It's in their eyes, there beady little Texas eyes.

I really hate it there.
2001-11-13 02:27:15 PM  
HippoJustice It's odd that you live there. Every time I hear someone say "Frisco" (a city close to DFW) I always think about San Franscisco.

Why is that odd you ask? I don't know. It's Tuesday, don't ask me those sorts of questions.
2001-11-13 02:50:08 PM  
Forget the Texas Crap !!!!

I live in Texas and I don't own a GUN.
I think the Biotch was using the poor guy. it seems she only gave him attention when SHE wanted something. "Kept her car running and paid her insurance". Dragged her ass with a trailer to get her a new car. I'm not condoning HIS actions, but I understand them. Torching a car, guns blazing and willing to die? That's a lil' over the top, but after this biotch put him through the ringer I understand his frustratuion.

Do I sound like I have issues?

I need a hug.

2001-11-13 03:00:13 PM  
GrassHopper: Yeah, bad wording - not good english. I live in Frisco, parents in texas
2001-11-13 03:23:16 PM  
hippojustice et al: get a farking life. i've lived in NM, TX and FL, and i've visited many other states, including WI, MN, NY, PA, AZ, CA, OR, WA, GA, AL, etc. all had their good and bad points. TX has rednecks. big deal. CA is the land of $2/gallon gasoline (you can get premium here in austin for about a buck).

grow up and get on with your farking life.
2001-11-13 03:45:35 PM  
You know whats funny..

When I lived in dallas, the majority of people that I ran into that kept the "big texas, big stuff, etc" texas stereotype going were people from out of state. Guess since they moved to texas, they felt like they needed to live the stereotype they have heard over the years.

I grew up in the greater Seattle area and I have seen the same amount of rednecks there as I have seen in Dallas and Austin. Just take a drive over to renton, kent, and everett to name a few.
2001-11-13 03:59:19 PM  
Ok, was I the only one (save Drac) that thought it was weird that the nutter's dad said "he loved her so much- he kept her car running and paid her insurance"?

Now, if that's love, I've been in it more times than I can count- I've got oodles of guy friends that keep my wheeled vehicles (both 2 and 4) I wonder if I can get them to pay the insurance.....hmmmm
2001-11-13 04:07:47 PM  
I want to second the vote for a white trash tag (maybe based on the Texas flag right side up?)

Sorry, couldn't resist
2001-11-13 06:26:07 PM  
"11-13-01 04:07:47 PM Kapoor
I want to second the vote for a white trash tag (maybe based on the Texas flag right side up?)

Sorry, couldn't resist"

may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits

-Drac (in San Antonio, Texas)
2001-11-13 08:45:34 PM  
Texas = Flat That is about all I know.

Oh.. and all the hot girls are in Dallas.
2001-11-13 10:58:07 PM  
Drac, San Antonio rocks! Hometown good!

And LASucks, I am pleased to agree that there are a great many hot girls in's kinda nice to live around
2001-11-14 09:06:21 AM  
she needs to work on her aim.
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