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2012-04-26 09:28:55 PM  

Genevieve Marie: Gyrfalcon: If I was Fluke, I'd have replied, "No, you stupid biatch, to a mule. By which I mean he's hung like one, why, are you jealous?"

Except Sandra Fluke is a way better feminist than that.


Even feminists like big penii.
 
2012-04-26 09:28:55 PM  

Churchy LaFemme: McLaughlin Group has gotten damn near unwatchable due to Crowley's smug smirk.


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Yea, what would it take to slap that expression off of her face...she's the worst
 
2012-04-26 09:30:27 PM  

Sabyen91: Genevieve Marie: Gyrfalcon: If I was Fluke, I'd have replied, "No, you stupid biatch, to a mule. By which I mean he's hung like one, why, are you jealous?"

Except Sandra Fluke is a way better feminist than that.

Even feminists like big penii.


I thought they all hated the penii
 
2012-04-26 09:30:48 PM  

Sabyen91: Why do you think I come on fark? I mean, have you SEEN some of my posts?

Ahh, I thought you were saying the high-road should always be taken.


You may want to... I don't know, read a couple posts above, dumbass.
 
2012-04-26 09:32:16 PM  

Salt Lick Steady: Sabyen91: Why do you think I come on fark? I mean, have you SEEN some of my posts?

Ahh, I thought you were saying the high-road should always be taken.

You may want to... I don't know, read a couple posts above, dumbass.


i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-04-26 09:32:54 PM  

Sabyen91: Genevieve Marie: Gyrfalcon: If I was Fluke, I'd have replied, "No, you stupid biatch, to a mule. By which I mean he's hung like one, why, are you jealous?"

Except Sandra Fluke is a way better feminist than that.

Even feminists like big penii.


Oh, we do. We just also know not to define ourselves by the men in our lives and not to call other women biatches.
 
2012-04-26 09:34:20 PM  

globalwarmingpraiser: Sabyen91: Genevieve Marie: Gyrfalcon: If I was Fluke, I'd have replied, "No, you stupid biatch, to a mule. By which I mean he's hung like one, why, are you jealous?"

Except Sandra Fluke is a way better feminist than that.

Even feminists like big penii.

I thought they all hated the penii


Secure feminists love us some biggus dickus.
 
2012-04-26 09:34:24 PM  

Genevieve Marie: Sabyen91: Genevieve Marie: Gyrfalcon: If I was Fluke, I'd have replied, "No, you stupid biatch, to a mule. By which I mean he's hung like one, why, are you jealous?"

Except Sandra Fluke is a way better feminist than that.

Even feminists like big penii.

Oh, we do. We just also know not to define ourselves by the men in our lives and not to call other women biatches.


I don't think that would be defining oneself by the man in her life. It would just be rubbing it in that Crowley is a frigid biatch.
 
2012-04-26 09:34:31 PM  

Genevieve Marie: Sabyen91: Genevieve Marie: Gyrfalcon: If I was Fluke, I'd have replied, "No, you stupid biatch, to a mule. By which I mean he's hung like one, why, are you jealous?"

Except Sandra Fluke is a way better feminist than that.

Even feminists like big penii.

Oh, we do. We just also know not to define ourselves by the men in our lives and not to call other women biatches.


Damn....to snark of to GM or not.......something about the retrieval of sammiches and BIE......
 
2012-04-26 09:35:20 PM  

Gyrfalcon: globalwarmingpraiser: Sabyen91: Genevieve Marie: Gyrfalcon: If I was Fluke, I'd have replied, "No, you stupid biatch, to a mule. By which I mean he's hung like one, why, are you jealous?"

Except Sandra Fluke is a way better feminist than that.

Even feminists like big penii.

I thought they all hated the penii

Secure feminists love us some biggus dickus.


Your a chick into Battletech....I think I am in love....
 
2012-04-26 09:35:39 PM  

Churchy LaFemme: McLaughlin Group has gotten damn near unwatchable due to Crowley's smug smirk.


Yup. Watched it for years and now I can't stand it because of her.
 
2012-04-26 09:35:41 PM  

Sabyen91: Salt Lick Steady: Sabyen91: Why do you think I come on fark? I mean, have you SEEN some of my posts?

Ahh, I thought you were saying the high-road should always be taken.

You may want to... I don't know, read a couple posts above, dumbass.

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 640x480]


That's about right. Get it out. Get it aaaallll out, don't read the thread or anything.

You have this juvenile way of alienating even those who largely agree with you. That's your schtick, I get it.
 
2012-04-26 09:35:53 PM  

Lenny_da_Hog: you are a puppet: Uh, good one?

What a strange thing to claim as a joke. The woman who was accused of being a slut because she spends money on birth control is a lesbian. Why would a lesbian need birth control. Jesus christ.

You just don't understand conservative humor.

It's a simple formula: Call someone a name or demean them in some way, then say, "You can't take a joke." See?


I've said this before, but I think conservative humor is actually a very clever defense mechanism. They say something that their base will love ("Let's electrify the border fence" for instance) and then if someone calls them on it they just say "Aw c'mon, I was just joking". Brilliant!
 
2012-04-26 09:35:54 PM  

Genevieve Marie: Sabyen91: Genevieve Marie: Gyrfalcon: If I was Fluke, I'd have replied, "No, you stupid biatch, to a mule. By which I mean he's hung like one, why, are you jealous?"

Except Sandra Fluke is a way better feminist than that.

Even feminists like big penii.

Oh, we do. We just also know not to define ourselves by the men in our lives and not to call other women biatches.


See, Rush Limbaugh? Feminists love big penises, but they hate massive dicks.
 
2012-04-26 09:36:25 PM  

Salt Lick Steady: Sabyen91: Salt Lick Steady: Sabyen91: Why do you think I come on fark? I mean, have you SEEN some of my posts?

Ahh, I thought you were saying the high-road should always be taken.

You may want to... I don't know, read a couple posts above, dumbass.

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 640x480]

That's about right. Get it out. Get it aaaallll out, don't read the thread or anything.

You have this juvenile way of alienating even those who largely agree with you. That's your schtick, I get it.


I was not the one who started with an insult.
 
2012-04-26 09:36:31 PM  

gimmegimme: Why isn't Monica Crowley responsible for the things she says?


what exactly do you mean by that?

everyone is responsible for what they say. What do you want? A government fine? A scarlet letter? What exactly?
 
2012-04-26 09:36:57 PM  

Salt Lick Steady: Sabyen91: Salt Lick Steady: Sabyen91: Why do you think I come on fark? I mean, have you SEEN some of my posts?

Ahh, I thought you were saying the high-road should always be taken.

You may want to... I don't know, read a couple posts above, dumbass.

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 640x480]

That's about right. Get it out. Get it aaaallll out, don't read the thread or anything.

You have this juvenile way of alienating even those who largely agree with you. That's your schtick, I get it.


See Saybyaen and I disagree on a lot....but onlike you he has this new software update that includes a sense of humor and the ability to have fun....
 
2012-04-26 09:38:04 PM  

gimmegimme: Genevieve Marie: Sabyen91: Genevieve Marie: Gyrfalcon: If I was Fluke, I'd have replied, "No, you stupid biatch, to a mule. By which I mean he's hung like one, why, are you jealous?"

Except Sandra Fluke is a way better feminist than that.

Even feminists like big penii.

Oh, we do. We just also know not to define ourselves by the men in our lives and not to call other women biatches.

See, Rush Limbaugh? Feminists love big penises, but they hate massive dicks.


That about sums it up actually.
 
2012-04-26 09:38:47 PM  

gimmegimme: See, Rush Limbaugh? Feminists love big penises, but they hate massive dicks.


I'd rimshot that post, but... the nightmares. Oh god, the nightmares.
 
2012-04-26 09:39:26 PM  
I can't tell if the news bimbo is retarded, or just being a c*nt.
 
2012-04-26 09:39:40 PM  

globalwarmingpraiser: Salt Lick Steady: Sabyen91: Salt Lick Steady: Sabyen91: Why do you think I come on fark? I mean, have you SEEN some of my posts?

Ahh, I thought you were saying the high-road should always be taken.

You may want to... I don't know, read a couple posts above, dumbass.

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 640x480]

That's about right. Get it out. Get it aaaallll out, don't read the thread or anything.

You have this juvenile way of alienating even those who largely agree with you. That's your schtick, I get it.

See Saybyaen and I disagree on a lot....but onlike you he has this new software update that includes a sense of humor and the ability to have fun....


I don't get why he got pissy. My comment "Ahh, I thought you were saying the high-road should always be taken.", I thought, was clearly a kind of an admission that I must have misunderstood him.
 
2012-04-26 09:40:25 PM  

Sabyen91: globalwarmingpraiser: Salt Lick Steady: Sabyen91: Salt Lick Steady: Sabyen91: Why do you think I come on fark? I mean, have you SEEN some of my posts?

Ahh, I thought you were saying the high-road should always be taken.

You may want to... I don't know, read a couple posts above, dumbass.

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 640x480]

That's about right. Get it out. Get it aaaallll out, don't read the thread or anything.

You have this juvenile way of alienating even those who largely agree with you. That's your schtick, I get it.

See Saybyaen and I disagree on a lot....but onlike you he has this new software update that includes a sense of humor and the ability to have fun....

I don't get why he got pissy. My comment "Ahh, I thought you were saying the high-road should always be taken.", I thought, was clearly a kind of an admission that I must have misunderstood him.


Frak him man....lets get some beer.
 
2012-04-26 09:40:38 PM  

Fluorescent Testicle: ... I honestly thought that subby was joking... Sigh.


I honestly thought Limbaugh was joking... When I first heard the show 15 years ago.
Honestly. I was cracking up thinking this guy is skewering his right-wing callers, making fools of them with deadpan. It was perfect. Still do laugh along once in a while.
/Then Colbert does the same thing complete with askance snickering on "Comedy Central" and I hear that some imbeciles don't get it!
//See how we liberals are? When I misinterpret a program it's because the show itself is so stupid it can't be real.
When a conservative makes the same mistake it's because he is an utter idiot.
///This is what I actually believe!
 
2012-04-26 09:41:04 PM  

Churchy LaFemme: McLaughlin Group has gotten damn near unwatchable due to Crowley's smug smirk.


the McLaughlin group was NEVER watchable. It's the original political shouting match where a complete thought is never fully formed and a full sentence is never completed.
 
2012-04-26 09:41:10 PM  

Sabyen91:

I was not the one who started with an insult.


Just... go through the thread, read my posts, and you'll see the direction I was heading. It was sarcasm, fer pete's sake.
 
2012-04-26 09:41:34 PM  

Salt Lick Steady: gimmegimme: See, Rush Limbaugh? Feminists love big penises, but they hate massive dicks.

I'd rimshot that post, but... the nightmares. Oh god, the nightmares.


Oh my. I believe I am now scarred for life.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-26 09:42:38 PM  

Sabyen91: I don't get why he got pissy. My comment "Ahh, I thought you were saying the high-road should always be taken.", I thought, was clearly a kind of an admission that I must have misunderstood him.


Of course, right below that phrase I said another thing. I was not getting pissy; I was joking with you.

/so sensitive
//so delicate
 
2012-04-26 09:44:48 PM  

globalwarmingpraiser: Sabyen91: globalwarmingpraiser: Salt Lick Steady: Sabyen91: Salt Lick Steady: Sabyen91: Why do you think I come on fark? I mean, have you SEEN some of my posts?

Ahh, I thought you were saying the high-road should always be taken.

You may want to... I don't know, read a couple posts above, dumbass.

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 640x480]

That's about right. Get it out. Get it aaaallll out, don't read the thread or anything.

You have this juvenile way of alienating even those who largely agree with you. That's your schtick, I get it.

See Saybyaen and I disagree on a lot....but onlike you he has this new software update that includes a sense of humor and the ability to have fun....

I don't get why he got pissy. My comment "Ahh, I thought you were saying the high-road should always be taken.", I thought, was clearly a kind of an admission that I must have misunderstood him.

Frak him man....lets get some beer.


Cheers.

beeradvocate.com

/Best beer ever.
 
2012-04-26 09:45:52 PM  

Salt Lick Steady: Sabyen91: I don't get why he got pissy. My comment "Ahh, I thought you were saying the high-road should always be taken.", I thought, was clearly a kind of an admission that I must have misunderstood him.

Of course, right below that phrase I said another thing. I was not getting pissy; I was joking with you.

/so sensitive
//so delicate


You win, dude. I bow.
 
2012-04-26 09:46:36 PM  

Sabyen91: globalwarmingpraiser: Sabyen91: globalwarmingpraiser: Salt Lick Steady: Sabyen91: Salt Lick Steady: Sabyen91: Why do you think I come on fark? I mean, have you SEEN some of my posts?

Ahh, I thought you were saying the high-road should always be taken.

You may want to... I don't know, read a couple posts above, dumbass.

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 640x480]

That's about right. Get it out. Get it aaaallll out, don't read the thread or anything.

You have this juvenile way of alienating even those who largely agree with you. That's your schtick, I get it.

See Saybyaen and I disagree on a lot....but onlike you he has this new software update that includes a sense of humor and the ability to have fun....

I don't get why he got pissy. My comment "Ahh, I thought you were saying the high-road should always be taken.", I thought, was clearly a kind of an admission that I must have misunderstood him.

Frak him man....lets get some beer.

Cheers.

[beeradvocate.com image 106x300]

/Best beer ever.


I counter with a little better known but my fave from my oil field days

http://greatbrewers.com/sites/default/files/images/Product%20-%20Abit a %20Amber.preview.jpg
 
2012-04-26 09:47:11 PM  

globalwarmingpraiser: Sabyen91: globalwarmingpraiser: Sabyen91: globalwarmingpraiser: Salt Lick Steady: Sabyen91: Salt Lick Steady: Sabyen91: Why do you think I come on fark? I mean, have you SEEN some of my posts?

Ahh, I thought you were saying the high-road should always be taken.

You may want to... I don't know, read a couple posts above, dumbass.

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 640x480]

That's about right. Get it out. Get it aaaallll out, don't read the thread or anything.

You have this juvenile way of alienating even those who largely agree with you. That's your schtick, I get it.

See Saybyaen and I disagree on a lot....but onlike you he has this new software update that includes a sense of humor and the ability to have fun....

I don't get why he got pissy. My comment "Ahh, I thought you were saying the high-road should always be taken.", I thought, was clearly a kind of an admission that I must have misunderstood him.

Frak him man....lets get some beer.

Cheers.

[beeradvocate.com image 106x300]

/Best beer ever.

I counter with a little better known but my fave from my oil field days

http://greatbrewers.com/sites/default/files/images/Product%20-%20Abit a %20Amber.preview.jpg


greatbrewers.com

Fixed that
 
2012-04-26 09:47:39 PM  

globalwarmingpraiser: Sabyen91: globalwarmingpraiser: Sabyen91: globalwarmingpraiser: Salt Lick Steady: Sabyen91: Salt Lick Steady: Sabyen91: Why do you think I come on fark? I mean, have you SEEN some of my posts?

Ahh, I thought you were saying the high-road should always be taken.

You may want to... I don't know, read a couple posts above, dumbass.

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 640x480]

That's about right. Get it out. Get it aaaallll out, don't read the thread or anything.

You have this juvenile way of alienating even those who largely agree with you. That's your schtick, I get it.

See Saybyaen and I disagree on a lot....but onlike you he has this new software update that includes a sense of humor and the ability to have fun....

I don't get why he got pissy. My comment "Ahh, I thought you were saying the high-road should always be taken.", I thought, was clearly a kind of an admission that I must have misunderstood him.

Frak him man....lets get some beer.

Cheers.

[beeradvocate.com image 106x300]

/Best beer ever.

I counter with a little better known but my fave from my oil field days

http://greatbrewers.com/sites/default/files/images/Product%20-%20Abit a %20Amber.preview.jpg


That is the best broken link I have ever tasted!
 
2012-04-26 09:48:19 PM  

Sabyen91:

bow.


On a creepier note, I was just smoking a cigarette and a freaking palmetto bug landed bounced off of my head. Oh god. Shower time. Jesus. fark.

/hold me
 
2012-04-26 09:48:40 PM  

globalwarmingpraiser: globalwarmingpraiser: Sabyen91: globalwarmingpraiser: Sabyen91: globalwarmingpraiser: Salt Lick Steady: Sabyen91: Salt Lick Steady: Sabyen91: Why do you think I come on fark? I mean, have you SEEN some of my posts?

Ahh, I thought you were saying the high-road should always be taken.

You may want to... I don't know, read a couple posts above, dumbass.

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 640x480]

That's about right. Get it out. Get it aaaallll out, don't read the thread or anything.

You have this juvenile way of alienating even those who largely agree with you. That's your schtick, I get it.

See Saybyaen and I disagree on a lot....but onlike you he has this new software update that includes a sense of humor and the ability to have fun....

I don't get why he got pissy. My comment "Ahh, I thought you were saying the high-road should always be taken.", I thought, was clearly a kind of an admission that I must have misunderstood him.

Frak him man....lets get some beer.

Cheers.

[beeradvocate.com image 106x300]

/Best beer ever.

I counter with a little better known but my fave from my oil field days

http://greatbrewers.com/sites/default/files/images/Product%20-%20Abit a %20Amber.preview.jpg

[greatbrewers.com image 205x240]

Fixed that


Never had it but I am a fan of a good amber.
 
2012-04-26 09:48:58 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: gimmegimme: Why isn't Monica Crowley responsible for the things she says?

what exactly do you mean by that?

everyone is responsible for what they say. What do you want? A government fine? A scarlet letter? What exactly?


When a sensible person says something that a righty doesn't like, they are endlessly attacked and told that the First Amendment gives us freedom of speech, but that freedom comes with responsibilities.

Why doesn't it work the other way around? Fox News Blonde said something that indicates she's not a very good person and is incapable of reporting news in a responsible fashion. Perhaps she should take responsibility and resign because of one stupid Twitter post.
 
2012-04-26 09:50:10 PM  

Salt Lick Steady: Sabyen91:

bow.

On a creepier note, I was just smoking a cigarette and a freaking palmetto bug landed bounced off of my head. Oh god. Shower time. Jesus. fark.

/hold me


You put in my mind the idea of rimming Rush Limbaugh and you are freaking out over a palmetto bug? I think a tarantula would be appropriate.
 
2012-04-26 09:50:59 PM  

Sabyen91: globalwarmingpraiser: globalwarmingpraiser: Sabyen91: globalwarmingpraiser: Sabyen91: globalwarmingpraiser: Salt Lick Steady: Sabyen91: Salt Lick Steady: Sabyen91: Why do you think I come on fark? I mean, have you SEEN some of my posts?

Ahh, I thought you were saying the high-road should always be taken.

You may want to... I don't know, read a couple posts above, dumbass.

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 640x480]

That's about right. Get it out. Get it aaaallll out, don't read the thread or anything.

You have this juvenile way of alienating even those who largely agree with you. That's your schtick, I get it.

See Saybyaen and I disagree on a lot....but onlike you he has this new software update that includes a sense of humor and the ability to have fun....

I don't get why he got pissy. My comment "Ahh, I thought you were saying the high-road should always be taken.", I thought, was clearly a kind of an admission that I must have misunderstood him.

Frak him man....lets get some beer.

Cheers.

[beeradvocate.com image 106x300]

/Best beer ever.

I counter with a little better known but my fave from my oil field days

http://greatbrewers.com/sites/default/files/images/Product%20-%20Abit a %20Amber.preview.jpg

[greatbrewers.com image 205x240]

Fixed that

Never had it but I am a fan of a good amber.


You spend 2-3 weeks on an offshore platform, that Hooters in Gretna, La is heaven. Abita Amber on tap and hot women in skimpy clothes. Head over to Just for Him in Kenner, get a haircut and more beer. Head home.
 
2012-04-26 09:51:21 PM  
You know what I just realized?

Fox "News" is just another Fox reality show: it's over-scripted, contrived, biatchy, stupid, superficial, and it's getting old fast.

Norma Desmond was right: It's the farking pictures that got small.

Welcome to the Tabloid TV version of The Matrix. It's like the Twilight Zone, only not so witty or funny or original--and every one of those Twilight Zone episodes seems to have been lifted from a hundred SF stories or comic books.
 
2012-04-26 09:53:07 PM  

globalwarmingpraiser: You spend 2-3 weeks on an offshore platform, that Hooters in Gretna, La is heaven. Abita Amber on tap and hot women in skimpy clothes. Head over to Just for Him in Kenner, get a haircut and more beer. Head home.


If I spent 2-3 weeks on a rig Natty Light would taste like ambrosia. And a woman in a parka would create wood.
 
2012-04-26 09:54:45 PM  

brantgoose: You know what I just realized?

Fox "News" is just another Fox reality show: it's over-scripted, contrived, biatchy, stupid, superficial, and it's getting old fast.

Norma Desmond was right: It's the farking pictures that got small.

Welcome to the Tabloid TV version of The Matrix. It's like the Twilight Zone, only not so witty or funny or original--and every one of those Twilight Zone episodes seems to have been lifted from a hundred SF stories or comic books.


fark it! They'll do it live!
 
2012-04-26 09:55:12 PM  

quatchi: jso2897: quatchi: jso2897:

Complaining about the quality of journalism on Fox news is like complaining about the quality of the officiating in professional wrestling.

Smarted *and* Funnied.

Well, I don't see what everyone is so outraged about. This woman was simply manufacturing and dispensing her company's product, in no way out of line with what anyone over the age of six understands the Fox News product to be.
She's earning her living - in this case, as a slime spewer for an organization that is mainly noteworthy for spewing slime. That's her job.

Meh, this doesn't really rise to the level of outrage except when you consider how much shiat this woman's been put through already. The outrage you are hearing now is "straw that broke the camel's back" outrage. It's not just this sleight, it's the cumulative total.

Weird as it may sounds I think Liberals are too rational, too easy to understand and move on sometimes.

This may be one of those times.

Every time they try to backhand Fluke they deserve a solid round house to the face.

They are like slow-to-learn puppies that need to have their nose held in their own hot mess until they figure it out.

And I have no problem with doing so at this point.

At some point you have to say "enough is enough".

Think we may past that point on this subject.

YMMV.


Your television has a channel control. If you don't want slime spewed in your face, don't turn on Fox news. I'm pretty sure Ms. Fluke doesn't watch Fox news. Probably has better sense.
 
2012-04-26 09:55:21 PM  

Sabyen91: globalwarmingpraiser: You spend 2-3 weeks on an offshore platform, that Hooters in Gretna, La is heaven. Abita Amber on tap and hot women in skimpy clothes. Head over to Just for Him in Kenner, get a haircut and more beer. Head home.

If I spent 2-3 weeks on a rig Natty Light would taste like ambrosia. And a woman in a parka would create wood.


I had one job that was truly awesome. We had hot euro chicks laying out on the helideck everyday.
 
2012-04-26 09:56:37 PM  

globalwarmingpraiser: Sabyen91: globalwarmingpraiser: You spend 2-3 weeks on an offshore platform, that Hooters in Gretna, La is heaven. Abita Amber on tap and hot women in skimpy clothes. Head over to Just for Him in Kenner, get a haircut and more beer. Head home.

If I spent 2-3 weeks on a rig Natty Light would taste like ambrosia. And a woman in a parka would create wood.

I had one job that was truly awesome. We had hot euro chicks laying out on the helideck everyday.


Now THAT is a boss that goes the extra mile to show his employees he cares.
 
2012-04-26 09:57:20 PM  
Somebody needs to let a pack of wild rabid hyenas loose near the FNC HQ just for the lulz.
 
2012-04-26 09:58:57 PM  

Sabyen91: globalwarmingpraiser: Sabyen91: globalwarmingpraiser: You spend 2-3 weeks on an offshore platform, that Hooters in Gretna, La is heaven. Abita Amber on tap and hot women in skimpy clothes. Head over to Just for Him in Kenner, get a haircut and more beer. Head home.

If I spent 2-3 weeks on a rig Natty Light would taste like ambrosia. And a woman in a parka would create wood.

I had one job that was truly awesome. We had hot euro chicks laying out on the helideck everyday.

Now THAT is a boss that goes the extra mile to show his employees he cares.


It was fap tastic
 
2012-04-26 10:01:23 PM  
Genevieve Marie out of curiousity, could I work something out for you to ship me some Hand Grenade Mix from the Tropical Isle? I figure you could buy it cheaper and ship it than I can order it.
 
2012-04-26 10:06:07 PM  

gimmegimme: tenpoundsofcheese: gimmegimme: Why isn't Monica Crowley responsible for the things she says?

what exactly do you mean by that?

everyone is responsible for what they say. What do you want? A government fine? A scarlet letter? What exactly?

When a sensible person says something that a righty doesn't like, they are endlessly attacked and told that the First Amendment gives us freedom of speech, but that freedom comes with responsibilities.

no, that freedom doesn't come with responsibilities. It comes with consequences. Say something stupid and people may attack you...which is exactly what is happening..

Why doesn't it work the other way around? Fox News Blonde said something that indicates she's not a very good person and is incapable of reporting news in a responsible fashion. Perhaps she should take responsibility and resign because of one stupid Twitter post.


so everyone should resign when they say something that shows they are not a very good person?

Should Steve Jobs have resigned every time he berated an employee?

we would have 100% unemployment.
 
2012-04-26 10:06:37 PM  
The world would be so much less hostile if we all just play Chrono Trigger on our iPhones and rewaste our wasted happy youth.
 
2012-04-26 10:07:16 PM  
Fox News hates Sandra Fluke so much that they go from her being a slut, to gay, to willing to support a gay marriage.
 
2012-04-26 10:08:17 PM  

coeyagi: The world would be so much less hostile if we all just play Chrono Trigger on our iPhones and rewaste our wasted happy youth.


Steven?????
 
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