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(Huffington Post)   Sandra Fluke: "I'm engaged." Fox News Bimbo: "To a man?"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 462
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2012-04-26 08:50:58 PM  
Ha! She sure nailed you liebrul retards. Burn! It was just a joke and therefore you're all racist.
 
2012-04-26 08:52:41 PM  

jso2897: quatchi: jso2897:

Complaining about the quality of journalism on Fox news is like complaining about the quality of the officiating in professional wrestling.

Smarted *and* Funnied.

Well, I don't see what everyone is so outraged about. This woman was simply manufacturing and dispensing her company's product, in no way out of line with what anyone over the age of six understands the Fox News product to be.
She's earning her living - in this case, as a slime spewer for an organization that is mainly noteworthy for spewing slime. That's her job.


Meh, this doesn't really rise to the level of outrage except when you consider how much shiat this woman's been put through already. The outrage you are hearing now is "straw that broke the camel's back" outrage. It's not just this sleight, it's the cumulative total.

Weird as it may sounds I think Liberals are too rational, too easy to understand and move on sometimes.

This may be one of those times.

Every time they try to backhand Fluke they deserve a solid round house to the face.

They are like slow-to-learn puppies that need to have their nose held in their own hot mess until they figure it out.

And I have no problem with doing so at this point.

At some point you have to say "enough is enough".

Think we may past that point on this subject.

YMMV.
 
2012-04-26 08:54:07 PM  
Crowley wants to know if Fluke is getting married to a man? Is she curious because she's never felt a penis on account of her being a massive dyke?

/It's conservative humor. If you're offended, you're just a sexist liberal.
 
2012-04-26 08:54:30 PM  
What the fark would right-wing biatches know about men? They slave over draft-dodging pants-shiatting cowards for a living.
 
2012-04-26 08:55:57 PM  

beta_plus: Fap?

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Don't worry, she is way too intelligent for you.
 
2012-04-26 08:57:06 PM  
i560.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-26 08:57:17 PM  
I'm no fan of either side...so I think it's rather amusing that people get so pissed off when a talking head says something designed to tweak the other side.

Protip: Ignore the talking heads, you'll sleep better and have lower blood pressure.
 
2012-04-26 08:57:54 PM  
What I learned from this article: Ann Coulter has a long-lost twin sister.
 
2012-04-26 08:58:17 PM  

Sabyen91: beta_plus: Fap?

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Don't worry, she is way too intelligent for you.


Seriously. I'll admit Fluke is no Kristen Bell, but she is kinda cute.

She is also insanely smart and has a lot of guts, which makes her very appealing to guys who like intelligent women and have morals.
 
2012-04-26 08:58:46 PM  
Doesn't that undercut the very argument that she was using birth control because she was a slut who didn't want to get pregnant?

/probably already been mentioned, sorry
 
2012-04-26 08:59:14 PM  
Moments later, Crowley suggested that she had been joking,
Bullshiat, plain and simple..

writing, "I love exposing the Left's total lack of a sense of humor."

Really? She's going THERE? Not only can conservatives not DO comedy, they can't take a joke, either.

However, when one person said that Crowley had "insinuated" that Fluke was gay, she said that her original message was a "straightforward question."

No it wasn't. It was totally unnecessary, and there is nothing "straightforward" about it. This was nothing but a cheap shot from the network of the low class(Not LOWER class, just low class). This is nothing but a cheap shot from a homophobic tw@t.
 
2012-04-26 08:59:52 PM  
Monica's sister is married to Alan Colmes.

That has got to make for some interesting Thanksgiving get togethers.
 
2012-04-26 09:00:00 PM  

slayer199: I'm no fan of either side...so I think it's rather amusing that people get so pissed off when a talking head says something designed to tweak the other side.

Protip: Ignore the talking heads, you'll sleep better and have lower blood pressure.


Riiiight. Tell me. Was it a straight-forward question or a joke, Miss Crowley?
 
2012-04-26 09:00:09 PM  

teeny: GOP: All of this anti-bullying nonsense has nothing to do with bullying! They're just pushing their secret gay agenda!

U R GAY LOLOLZ


I have yet to see the outrage over MSNBC hiring an actual racist and homophobe.
 
2012-04-26 09:00:17 PM  

Liberal_With_a_Gun: A man acts like a jerk: I call him a dick

A woman acts like a vacuous idiot: I call her a bimbo

Keep on a'white knightin' though.



The argument that "I use these terms irrespective of traditionally loaded sex-based meanings" is itself vacuous. That's like saying, "It's okay, I call ALL black people [Attractive and successful African-Americans] and because I ascribe no harmful connotation to the words 'Wop,' 'dyke,' and 'wetback,' their use in my lexicon bears no malicious effect."

Yours is a statement without merit, and suggesting that I'm "white knighting" because I called out subby on his/her own bullsh*t is baseless.

To be clear: I do not agree with the treatment of Fluke, and I do not support anything related to the Fox empire. That said, the way to victory is to rise above the bait and to treat matters civilly, not stoop to the level of one's opponent (e.g. "that bimbo called her a slut!").
 
2012-04-26 09:00:57 PM  

gimmegimme: Sabyen91: beta_plus: Fap?

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Don't worry, she is way too intelligent for you.

Seriously. I'll admit Fluke is no Kristen Bell, but she is kinda cute.

She is also insanely smart and has a lot of guts, which makes her very appealing to guys who like intelligent women and have morals.


She has a tom-boyish cuteness. And intelligence is a nice enhancer.
 
2012-04-26 09:01:51 PM  
Oh boy, that's one hilarious joke.

I do love the "liberals just don't get it" response
 
2012-04-26 09:01:56 PM  

soy_bomb: teeny: GOP: All of this anti-bullying nonsense has nothing to do with bullying! They're just pushing their secret gay agenda!

U R GAY LOLOLZ

I have yet to see the outrage over MSNBC hiring an actual racist and homophobe.


Your blog sucks. Seriously, that is an abortion of a web-page.
 
2012-04-26 09:03:28 PM  

gimmegimme: She is also insanely smart and has a lot of guts, which makes her very appealing to guys who like intelligent women and have morals.


And the thrifty ones as well since you don't have to worry about footing the bill for birth control.
 
2012-04-26 09:05:02 PM  

TwistedIvory: To be clear: I do not agree with the treatment of Fluke, and I do not support anything related to the Fox empire. That said, the way to victory is to rise above the bait and to treat matters civilly, not stoop to the level of one's opponent (e.g. "that bimbo called her a slut!").


And I'm tired of pulling punches and taking the high road when all it does is let the horrible, vitriolic shiatheads get more and more attention by our silence and inaction.
 
2012-04-26 09:05:35 PM  

Sabyen91: soy_bomb: teeny: GOP: All of this anti-bullying nonsense has nothing to do with bullying! They're just pushing their secret gay agenda!
U R GAY LOLOLZ
I have yet to see the outrage over MSNBC hiring an actual racist and homophobe.
Your blog sucks. Seriously, that is an abortion of a web-page.


Guess you understand what the appearance of a "print" version should look like. Since you need colors, ads and multipage links, here you go.
 
2012-04-26 09:05:41 PM  
No kidding we're past that point.

Trouble is, I get so goddamned frustrated and angry at their absolutely deliberate and calculated and endlessly-repetitive-to-the-point-of-projectile-vomiting dickishness that I can't think rationally.
 
2012-04-26 09:06:09 PM  

soy_bomb: gimmegimme: She is also insanely smart and has a lot of guts, which makes her very appealing to guys who like intelligent women and have morals.

And the thrifty ones as well since you don't have to worry about footing the bill for birth control.


Are you just jealous because she has a robust sex life and a healthy attitude toward sex?
 
2012-04-26 09:06:16 PM  

soy_bomb: Sabyen91: soy_bomb: teeny: GOP: All of this anti-bullying nonsense has nothing to do with bullying! They're just pushing their secret gay agenda!
U R GAY LOLOLZ
I have yet to see the outrage over MSNBC hiring an actual racist and homophobe.
Your blog sucks. Seriously, that is an abortion of a web-page.

Guess you understand what the appearance of a "print" version should look like. Since you need colors, ads and multipage links, here you go.


Still sucks. Sorry.
 
2012-04-26 09:06:48 PM  
Thank you Dr. Dipshiat.
 
2012-04-26 09:07:20 PM  
So, she's a lesbian who is sleeping with every guy in town, is that it? Come on, neocons, pick a lane.
 
2012-04-26 09:09:15 PM  

abb3w: Nabb1: Some of you cave-dwelling troglodytes need to accept the concept that marriage isn't just between a man and a woman, but that we are evolving as a society and that not all of us upon hearing someone is engaged assume that it is a hetero-normative couple. Open your minds, sheeple. It's a legitimate question.

So, she only was interested in contraception because of ovarian cysts?


Sexuality is a fluid thing in women....or so I've been told.....
 
2012-04-26 09:11:07 PM  

globalwarmingpraiser: abb3w: Nabb1: Some of you cave-dwelling troglodytes need to accept the concept that marriage isn't just between a man and a woman, but that we are evolving as a society and that not all of us upon hearing someone is engaged assume that it is a hetero-normative couple. Open your minds, sheeple. It's a legitimate question.

So, she only was interested in contraception because of ovarian cysts?

Sexuality is a fluid thing in women....or so I've been told.....


Only if it is done right...
 
2012-04-26 09:11:47 PM  

Iowan73: So, she's a lesbian who is sleeping with every guy in town, is that it? Come on, neocons, pick a lane.


She is in college.....these things are not mutually exclusive.....
 
2012-04-26 09:11:56 PM  

soy_bomb:
I have yet to see the outrage over MSNBC hiring an actual racist and homophobe.


You have yet to see it? I suppose that's why you could not post any evidence of it.
/you should have gone with "Here's something with a pancake on its head."
 
2012-04-26 09:12:22 PM  

Sabyen91: globalwarmingpraiser: abb3w: Nabb1: Some of you cave-dwelling troglodytes need to accept the concept that marriage isn't just between a man and a woman, but that we are evolving as a society and that not all of us upon hearing someone is engaged assume that it is a hetero-normative couple. Open your minds, sheeple. It's a legitimate question.

So, she only was interested in contraception because of ovarian cysts?

Sexuality is a fluid thing in women....or so I've been told.....

Only if it is done right...


And when it is. it is a thing of beauty...
 
2012-04-26 09:13:16 PM  
... I honestly thought that subby was joking.

... Sigh.
 
2012-04-26 09:15:06 PM  
What an asshole.
 
2012-04-26 09:15:13 PM  

Fluorescent Testicle: ... I honestly thought that subby was joking.

... Sigh.


Well she is rather mannish in the pic above....
 
2012-04-26 09:15:58 PM  
They're counting on us being polite and civil.

It's exactly why they see us as WEAK and SPINELESS.

Time for dirt to be flung.
 
2012-04-26 09:17:44 PM  

Kittypie070: They're counting on us being polite and civil.

It's exactly why they see us as WEAK and SPINELESS.

Time for dirt to be flung.


I suggest you all spam fox news twitter accounts with pics of HLA....
 
2012-04-26 09:18:43 PM  

Bloody William: And I'm tired of pulling punches and taking the high road when all it does is let the horrible, vitriolic shiatheads get more and more attention by our silence and inaction.


So call names and spew vitriol, but just don't do it in a manner that is precisely consistent with the very attitude you're lambasting.
 
2012-04-26 09:20:23 PM  

TwistedIvory: Bloody William: And I'm tired of pulling punches and taking the high road when all it does is let the horrible, vitriolic shiatheads get more and more attention by our silence and inaction.

So call names and spew vitriol, but just don't do it in a manner that is precisely consistent with the very attitude you're lambasting.


So, you are saying she isn't a coont?
 
2012-04-26 09:21:06 PM  

Kittypie070: It's exactly why they see us as WEAK and SPINELESS.

Time for dirt to be flung.


Nope. It's always time to take the high road; you don't respond to dirt flinging by wielding a bucket of stewed poo. Never.

"If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you..."

/of course, on Fark, the pants come down
 
2012-04-26 09:22:23 PM  
McLaughlin Group has gotten damn near unwatchable due to Crowley's smug smirk.
 
2012-04-26 09:22:25 PM  

Sabyen91: TwistedIvory: Bloody William: And I'm tired of pulling punches and taking the high road when all it does is let the horrible, vitriolic shiatheads get more and more attention by our silence and inaction.

So call names and spew vitriol, but just don't do it in a manner that is precisely consistent with the very attitude you're lambasting.

So, you are saying she isn't a coont?


Of course she's a c*nt, and any reasonable person knows that.
 
2012-04-26 09:23:22 PM  

soy_bomb: teeny: GOP: All of this anti-bullying nonsense has nothing to do with bullying! They're just pushing their secret gay agenda!

U R GAY LOLOLZ

I have yet to see the outrage over MSNBC hiring an actual racist and homophobe.


You don't? You might want to read the page you linked to. There's plenty of (manufactured) outrage there.
Because, you know, an anchor saying something offensive is the same as an anchor being acquainted with someone who said something offensive.
 
2012-04-26 09:23:44 PM  

Salt Lick Steady: Kittypie070: It's exactly why they see us as WEAK and SPINELESS.

Time for dirt to be flung.

Nope. It's always time to take the high road; you don't respond to dirt flinging by wielding a bucket of stewed poo. Never.

"If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you..."

/of course, on Fark, the pants come down


weknowmemes.com
 
2012-04-26 09:24:23 PM  

TwistedIvory: Bloody William: And I'm tired of pulling punches and taking the high road when all it does is let the horrible, vitriolic shiatheads get more and more attention by our silence and inaction.

So call names and spew vitriol, but just don't do it in a manner that is precisely consistent with the very attitude you're lambasting.


Why don't you want people to get what they deserve? Why isn't Monica Crowley responsible for the things she says?
 
2012-04-26 09:24:58 PM  

Salt Lick Steady: Sabyen91: TwistedIvory: Bloody William: And I'm tired of pulling punches and taking the high road when all it does is let the horrible, vitriolic shiatheads get more and more attention by our silence and inaction.

So call names and spew vitriol, but just don't do it in a manner that is precisely consistent with the very attitude you're lambasting.

So, you are saying she isn't a coont?

Of course she's a c*nt, and any reasonable person knows that.


Filtering yourself is bad for you. Sooner or later you will internalize all the negativity and poison yourself. It is GOOD to get it out.
 
2012-04-26 09:25:08 PM  

hubiestubert: TheDumbBlonde: Crowley has a PhD, and she never implied anyone is a "coont".

So, anyone with a PhD is automatically clear from being a vapid coont?

To be fair, I think the proper term for her is "twunt" but that's a matter of nomenclature...


I'd be totally fair and say she's just a retard.

If I was Fluke, I'd have replied, "No, you stupid biatch, to a mule. By which I mean he's hung like one, why, are you jealous?"
 
2012-04-26 09:26:31 PM  

Kittypie070: No kidding we're past that point.

Trouble is, I get so goddamned frustrated and angry at their absolutely deliberate and calculated and endlessly-repetitive-to-the-point-of-projectile-vomiting dickishness that I can't think rationally.


Then why are you on fark?
Seriously?

People attack women here all the time.
 
2012-04-26 09:26:46 PM  

Sabyen91: Salt Lick Steady: Sabyen91: TwistedIvory: Bloody William: And I'm tired of pulling punches and taking the high road when all it does is let the horrible, vitriolic shiatheads get more and more attention by our silence and inaction.

So call names and spew vitriol, but just don't do it in a manner that is precisely consistent with the very attitude you're lambasting.

So, you are saying she isn't a coont?

Of course she's a c*nt, and any reasonable person knows that.

Filtering yourself is bad for you. Sooner or later you will internalize all the negativity and poison yourself. It is GOOD to get it out.


Why do you think I come on fark? I mean, have you SEEN some of my posts?
 
2012-04-26 09:27:51 PM  

Salt Lick Steady: Sabyen91: Salt Lick Steady: Sabyen91: TwistedIvory: Bloody William: And I'm tired of pulling punches and taking the high road when all it does is let the horrible, vitriolic shiatheads get more and more attention by our silence and inaction.

So call names and spew vitriol, but just don't do it in a manner that is precisely consistent with the very attitude you're lambasting.

So, you are saying she isn't a coont?

Of course she's a c*nt, and any reasonable person knows that.

Filtering yourself is bad for you. Sooner or later you will internalize all the negativity and poison yourself. It is GOOD to get it out.

Why do you think I come on fark? I mean, have you SEEN some of my posts?


Ahh, I thought you were saying the high-road should always be taken.
 
2012-04-26 09:28:30 PM  

Gyrfalcon: If I was Fluke, I'd have replied, "No, you stupid biatch, to a mule. By which I mean he's hung like one, why, are you jealous?"


Except Sandra Fluke is a way better feminist than that.
 
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