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2012-04-26 03:53:39 PM  
I think when one of these empty-headed blond idiots applies for a job at FNC, there is a requirement "must be a coont."

FTFA:

She got plenty of pushback on Twitter, with people accusing her of "bigotry" and calling her "homophobic" and a "terrible person."

Moments later, Crowley suggested that she had been joking, writing, "I love exposing the Left's total lack of a sense of humor." However, when one person said that Crowley had "insinuated" that Fluke was gay, she said that her original message was a "straightforward question."


Yeah, the LEFT has a total lack of a sense of humor at your joke that you said yourself was not a joke.

What a dumb coont.
 
2012-04-26 03:57:34 PM  
Crowley has a PhD, and she never implied anyone is a "coont".
 
2012-04-26 03:58:28 PM  

TheDumbBlonde: Crowley has a PhD


So does Jerome Corsi.
 
2012-04-26 03:58:31 PM  
fark the hell off, you vapid twunt.

I haven't met her personally, but I multiple friends that are very close to Ms. Fluke, so this sort of utter bullshiat from horrible, horrible people is farking infuriating.
 
2012-04-26 04:01:24 PM  
Maybe she's just a vacuous air-head who types/speaks before she thinks? God knows we have our share of these kind here (and I'll include myself on the list).
 
2012-04-26 04:02:07 PM  
Some of you cave-dwelling troglodytes need to accept the concept that marriage isn't just between a man and a woman, but that we are evolving as a society and that not all of us upon hearing someone is engaged assume that it is a hetero-normative couple. Open your minds, sheeple. It's a legitimate question.
 
2012-04-26 04:02:45 PM  
I never said Crowley implied or said anything of the sort. Read it again.

I am saying that Crowley is a coont. I'm not implying it. I am saying it, flat out.
 
2012-04-26 04:03:04 PM  

TheDumbBlonde: Crowley has a PhD, and she never implied anyone is a "coont".


So, anyone with a PhD is automatically clear from being a vapid coont?

To be fair, I think the proper term for her is "twunt" but that's a matter of nomenclature...
 
2012-04-26 04:03:33 PM  
lolpie.com
 
2012-04-26 04:04:04 PM  

Nabb1: Some of you cave-dwelling troglodytes need to accept the concept that marriage isn't just between a man and a woman, but that we are evolving as a society and that not all of us upon hearing someone is engaged assume that it is a hetero-normative couple. Open your minds, sheeple. It's a legitimate question.


See, I love the subtlety.
 
2012-04-26 04:06:20 PM  

Nabb1: Some of you cave-dwelling troglodytes need to accept the concept that marriage isn't just between a man and a woman, but that we are evolving as a society and that not all of us upon hearing someone is engaged assume that it is a hetero-normative couple. Open your minds, sheeple. It's a legitimate question.


So, she only was interested in contraception because of ovarian cysts?
 
2012-04-26 04:06:31 PM  

Nabb1: Some of you cave-dwelling troglodytes need to accept the concept that marriage isn't just between a man and a woman, but that we are evolving as a society and that not all of us upon hearing someone is engaged assume that it is a hetero-normative couple. Open your minds, sheeple. It's a legitimate question.


Then you are a legitimate idiot. The Right has been hinting at Fluke being a lesbian for a while, and we know how you righties feel about gay marriage. You wouldn't even consider her marriage to be valid or even her love to be acceptable most likely. And I wouldn't expect a rightwinger to know that birth control, the subject of Fluke's fame or notoriety, can be used for other things than contraception, so you should automatically assume she is farking a man.

In this case she has been, as she is engaged to her boyfriend of 8 years.

Crowley's question was purely a sexual preference joke/straightforward question.

Because Crowley is a coont.
 
2012-04-26 04:09:19 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Then you are a legitimate idiot.


www.oceanpeakoutfitters.com
 
2012-04-26 04:10:29 PM  
Beautiful, Nabb1.
 
2012-04-26 04:11:34 PM  

Blues_X: AdolfOliverPanties: Then you are a legitimate idiot.

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I funny'd.
 
2012-04-26 04:12:43 PM  
The government needs to do more about ovarian cysts for nice young ladies.
 
2012-04-26 04:14:15 PM  

TheDumbBlonde: The government needs to do more about ovarian cysts for nice young ladies.


Perhaps a "cyst and disease" order?
 
2012-04-26 04:14:42 PM  

Aarontology: Beautiful, Nabb1.


It is hard to remember who is who around here.

Off to find an oral surgeon to remove this hook.

He definitely nabbed one, didn't he?
 
2012-04-26 04:16:21 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Perhaps a "cyst and disease" order?


O, vary good.
 
2012-04-26 04:17:46 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: He definitely nabbed one, didn't he?


jeffpicard.com
 
2012-04-26 04:18:21 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Nabb1: Some of you cave-dwelling troglodytes need to accept the concept that marriage isn't just between a man and a woman, but that we are evolving as a society and that not all of us upon hearing someone is engaged assume that it is a hetero-normative couple. Open your minds, sheeple. It's a legitimate question.

Then you are a legitimate idiot. The Right has been hinting at Fluke being a lesbian for a while, and we know how you righties feel about gay marriage. You wouldn't even consider her marriage to be valid or even her love to be acceptable most likely. And I wouldn't expect a rightwinger to know that birth control, the subject of Fluke's fame or notoriety, can be used for other things than contraception, so you should automatically assume she is farking a man.

In this case she has been, as she is engaged to her boyfriend of 8 years.

Crowley's question was purely a sexual preference joke/straightforward question.

Because Crowley is a coont.


Let's review:

1-Nabb is an idiot.
2-the "Right" has assumed (collectively) that the young woman is a lesbian.
3-Lesbians need contraceptives for reasons other than birth control.
4-the young woman is NOT A LESBIAN.
5-Crowley is a .
6-WTF are you talking about?
 
2012-04-26 04:20:40 PM  
I like how subby impugns a Fox News commentator for being insulting and discriminatory while at the same time calling that same commentator a "bimbo."

Cognitive dissonance runs deep, eh?
 
2012-04-26 04:22:04 PM  

TwistedIvory: I like how subby impugns a Fox News commentator for being insulting and discriminatory while at the same time calling that same commentator a "bimbo."

Cognitive dissonance runs deep, eh?


You missed the "twoot" and my all-time fave "coont".
 
2012-04-26 04:26:08 PM  
1. Nabb got me. He's not an idiot.
2. Comment was based on Nabb who presented his comment coyly as being from someone who is against health-care covered contraception, gay marriage and even gay love but in a sarcastic and cleverly chiding manner toward supposed closed-minded liberals. Limbaugh and others have publicly questioned Fluke's sexuality.
3. See #2
4. See #2
5. Crowley is a coont.
6. Hope that clears it up. I know your reading comprehension is not that great, based on your Boobies in this thread, so if you are still confused...not my problem.
 
2012-04-26 04:26:13 PM  

TheDumbBlonde: Crowley has a PhD, and she never implied anyone is a "coont".


Reading comprehension. How the fark does that work?
 
2012-04-26 04:31:25 PM  

TwistedIvory: I like how subby impugns a Fox News commentator for being insulting and discriminatory while at the same time calling that same commentator a "bimbo."

Cognitive dissonance runs deep, eh?


the bimbo earned it. fluke didn't.
 
2012-04-26 04:31:30 PM  

TwistedIvory: I like how subby impugns a Fox News commentator for being insulting and discriminatory while at the same time calling that same commentator a "bimbo."

Cognitive dissonance runs deep, eh?


I agree. Bimbo was not strong enough. Coont should have been used.
Calling Crawley a bimbo is like referring to a male adult as a man. It isn't cognitive dissonance if it is true.

Crowley and her ilk have shown themselves to be vapid, far-right extreme thundercoonts, not a decent journalist among them. They constantly provoke and antagonize, they fan the flames of intolerance and hatred. At least Fox had the good sense to take the bimbo who said "terrorist fist jab" about the Obamas off the air. I'm surprised they did that. I would have expected her to get her own show.
 
2012-04-26 04:33:50 PM  

TwistedIvory: I like how subby impugns a Fox News commentator for being insulting and discriminatory while at the same time calling that same commentator a "bimbo."

Cognitive dissonance runs deep, eh?


No, I called her a vapid twunt based on words that came out of her own mouth.

I didn't assume she was a slut for representing those who would use birth control to regulate health conditions. Nor did I assume she was an idiot for working at Fox. I based my opinion from her own remarks that she is a vapid twunt, and she KEEPS on giving as time goes on. Sort of like I didn't assume that Palin was anything more than a Governor of a big albeit sparsely populated state. Any derision that I have heaped upon her these last few years, has been of her own doing. Or like Snooki has earned her status.

I give folks plenty of rope to hang themselves, and most folks usually only take a few inches which results in gentle ribbing and joking. This gal? She's sort of run with it...
 
2012-04-26 04:34:24 PM  

TheDumbBlonde: Crowley has a PhD, and she never implied anyone is a "coont".


Wow, I did not realize that they gave PhDs to just anyone these days.
 
2012-04-26 04:35:45 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: TheDumbBlonde: Crowley has a PhD, and she never implied anyone is a "coont".

Wow, I did not realize that they gave PhDs to just anyone these days.


I think in this instance that may be an acronym for "post hole digger"

/I had one of those
 
2012-04-26 04:36:01 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Wow, I did not realize that they gave PhDs to just anyone these days.


i believe jerome corsi has a PhD in mustache waxing.
 
2012-04-26 04:37:28 PM  
She says the dumbest shiat when she's on the O'Reilly Factor.
 
2012-04-26 04:48:12 PM  
The "War on Women" in action. Beautiful.
 
2012-04-26 04:48:56 PM  
assets.diylol.com
 
2012-04-26 04:55:04 PM  

TheDumbBlonde: The "War on Women" in action. Beautiful.


Quoting Dan Savage: "Sandra Fluke-that slut who wanted the government to pay for her birth control-has to be a lesbian! Because only dykes with hairy armpits use birth control! GET IT!?!"
 
2012-04-26 04:57:11 PM  

TheDumbBlonde: The "War on Women" in action. Beautiful.


Yeah, just like calling a man a "bastard" is per se misandry, calling a woman a b*tch or c*nt is per se misogyny.
 
2012-04-26 05:03:42 PM  

kronicfeld: TheDumbBlonde: The "War on Women" in action. Beautiful.

Yeah, just like calling a man a "bastard" is per se misandry, calling a woman a b*tch or c*nt is per se misogyny.


Don't quibble with me, young man. I'll eat you.
 
2012-04-26 05:10:28 PM  

kronicfeld: TheDumbBlonde: The "War on Women" in action. Beautiful.

Yeah, just like calling a man a "bastard" is per se misandry, calling a woman a b*tch or c*nt is per se misogyny.


Take a step back and realize that you're being lectured about how to address a woman by someone who uses the internet pseudonym "The Dumb Blonde".
 
2012-04-26 05:13:11 PM  
All I want to know is did he have to use a rubber? Because if he can't f*ck that chick with the freedom to explode inside her, I don't want to live in this country anymore!
 
2012-04-26 05:15:57 PM  
Paging Diogenes to today's Monica Crowley-bashing thread.
 
2012-04-26 05:26:18 PM  
It's a problem that people like this Monica Crowley are actually considered journalists of some type these days, and that anyone listens to anything they say.
 
2012-04-26 05:41:10 PM  
Can we just turn off Twitter?

I think that would solve a great many problems.
 
2012-04-26 05:45:28 PM  
You gotta feel bad for the guys who are so whipped that the closest thing they get to a strip club is praying for the occasional Fox News anchor leg-crossing panty shot.

Even worse when this week it's Steve Doocy's name on the big board in Rupert's office.
 
2012-04-26 05:46:31 PM  
Everyone at FOX "News" and their viewers have the humor of an 10 year-old school bully
 
2012-04-26 05:53:19 PM  
Mrs. Crowley, what went wrong in your head?
 
2012-04-26 05:57:07 PM  

TheDumbBlonde: Crowley has a PhD, and she never implied anyone is a "coont".


But I also have a PhD. And I'm a complete asshole. In fact, Crowley's dissertation is called "Clearer than truth: Determining and preserving grand strategy. The evolution of American policy toward the People's Republic of China under Truman and Nixon." It is not called "How to bully and abuse private citizens with no radio or television show to fight back for fun and profit."
 
2012-04-26 05:57:54 PM  

violentsalvation: Mrs. Crowley, what went wrong in your head?


*snert*
 
2012-04-26 05:58:51 PM  

NewportBarGuy: All I want to know is did he have to use a rubber? Because if he can't f*ck that chick with the freedom to explode inside her, I don't want to live in this country anymore!


i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-26 06:06:18 PM  
 
2012-04-26 06:15:39 PM  
The problem is that its not a very good joke. A good joke would build on the public narrative surrounding Ms. Fluke. And the public narrative has framed her as having a lot of sex with men, and therefore needing contraception coverage. Like...a lot of sex....like "she makes squishing sounds when she walks" amounts of unprotected sex. But this "joke," if you can call it that, turns on the idea that somehow her sexual attraction to men was in doubt. Lesbians can have lots of slutty sex, but spit doesn't make babies, if you know what I mean. So for Crowley to make a joke suggesting she would be surprised to see her with a man totally goes in the reverse direction of the discursive flow. Its hits against the grain in a counterintuitive way. What she needed to make was a joke about cutting down on the spooge intake, or 'deciding to limit herself to just one source.' That would have preserved all the cruelty of insulting people who can't fight back and built on the narrative flow taking place around Ms. Fluke.
 
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