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(Talking Points Memo)   Romney campaign continues to warn of Soviet threat, pledges to help Czechoslovakia   ( divider line
    More: Stupid, Czechoslovakia, Soviet Union, Mitt Romney, Navy Secretary, Joe Biden, START treaty  
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2012-04-26 02:59:20 PM  
6 votes:
You know, since 1814 the British have been quiet...TOO quiet, if you ask me.
2012-04-26 04:30:24 PM  
4 votes:
Og beat Thak over the head with a wooly mammoth femur repeatedly, and Obama does nothing.
2012-04-26 04:13:36 PM  
4 votes:
Romney 2012: Fifty-four-forty or fight

2012-04-26 03:36:18 PM  
4 votes:
He's carrying the "I'm like Reagan" thing a little too far. What's next, Alzheimer's?
2012-04-26 02:41:29 PM  
4 votes:
I'm glad we have a candidate who is not afraid to stand up to the Prussian Menace.
2012-04-26 04:24:16 PM  
3 votes:
Just because this is the creepiest thing I've seen in about a month...

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2012-04-26 04:17:19 PM  
3 votes:

StopLurkListen: What about the loss of the Library at Alexandria?

Well...that was filled with books. Net gain for the GOP.
2012-04-26 04:15:04 PM  
3 votes:

BSABSVR: Romney 2012: Fifty-four-forty or fight

Tippecanoe and Romney too
2012-04-26 04:03:15 PM  
3 votes:
This is what happens when you give the peasants movable type.
2012-04-26 04:43:42 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-04-26 04:22:57 PM  
2 votes:

coeyagi: [ image 413x310]

Look, if we're going to mix Mitt Romney's tactical failures into a Game of Throne's thread.....I might have to start touching myself.

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2012-04-26 04:11:52 PM  
2 votes:
Fortunately for us, we have a fast friend of Christendom on the far side of the Tartar lands, in our staunch ally Prester John.
2012-04-26 04:01:52 PM  
2 votes:
Mitt Romney's foreign policy chair, Andre Maginot, does not understand what all the fuss is about.

He has a plan.

I'll admit, I needed to google his first name.
2012-04-26 03:53:06 PM  
2 votes:
Obama has been silent about the dangerous General Scipio Africanus for some reason.
2012-04-26 03:49:22 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-04-26 03:38:33 PM  
2 votes:
I want to know what Romney plans to do about the Persians. They've already overrun Thrace and Macedon! We could be next!
2012-04-26 02:58:41 PM  
2 votes:
Quick! Someone alert the Kaiser!
2012-04-27 01:41:02 PM  
1 vote:

beta_plus: Only Obama's leadership can protect America's 57 states.

Sprain your ankle on that one?
2012-04-26 06:30:13 PM  
1 vote:
Has he asked Ivar the Boneless what his stance is on gay marriage?
2012-04-26 05:44:30 PM  
1 vote:

A Dark Evil Omen: I want to know what Romney plans to do about the Persians. They've already overrun Thrace and Macedon! We could be next!

They sacked Thrace thrice!

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2012-04-26 05:38:19 PM  
1 vote:
Veni, Vidi, Romney.
2012-04-26 05:18:32 PM  
1 vote:
Wait, something is wrong.

174 posts in this thread and not a single one from someone I have friended as a right wring troll/idiot account. Not even THEY are willing to defend this?
2012-04-26 05:13:24 PM  
1 vote:

make me some tea: I can't wait to see the Obama/Romney debate. This is gonna be good.

I would prefered a Obama/Santorum debate, mainly because there would have been a 50% chance Santorum would have referred to Obama as the N-word while he was on stage next to him.
2012-04-26 05:09:45 PM  
1 vote:
I knew we were in trouble when Bongobamarama did nothing, NOTHING, about the Occupy Bastille movement.
2012-04-26 04:57:11 PM  
1 vote:
0bama is a secrit Zoroastrian.
2012-04-26 04:54:17 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-04-26 04:49:17 PM  
1 vote:
Which of the candidates have a plan to deal with the Wild Hunt?
2012-04-26 04:47:33 PM  
1 vote:
I still believe the greatest success of Obama's presidency was when Seal Team 6 took out King Jean II at Poitiers.
2012-04-26 04:45:03 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-04-26 04:40:01 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-04-26 04:37:09 PM  
1 vote:
How does Romney view the possibility of Spain and France unified under one Bourbon crown?
2012-04-26 04:25:21 PM  
1 vote:
I'm just waiting for him to pledge to go to the moon in this decade.
2012-04-26 04:24:21 PM  
1 vote:

Wyalt Derp: Mark my words, Obama needs to take more decisive action to stop Hannibal breeding so many elephants.

2012-04-26 04:23:55 PM  
1 vote:
You'd think that someone who is so "cultured" as to pronounce it Pock-e-stahn would at least have SOMETHING to say about the War of the Roses.
2012-04-26 04:23:28 PM  
1 vote:

coyo: It's called going after the senile vote.

or ruskies'll get ya

2012-04-26 04:20:36 PM  
1 vote:
Number of visits to the white house by Henry Louis Gates: 1

Number of visits to the white house by Oliver Cromwell: 0

2012-04-26 04:18:37 PM  
1 vote:

what_now: BunkoSquad: Mitt's said nothing of his plans to deal with the Albagensian heretics holed up in the Pyrennes.

Religious freedom, dude. Mitt can't get involved with sectarian violence. He can of course, say that he found a golden version of the gnostic gospels and end the dispute.

I hope it ends with Mitt being subjected to a Diet of Worms.
2012-04-26 04:11:32 PM  
1 vote:
Considering the GOP is still fighting the Civil War, this does not surprise me a bit.
2012-04-26 04:10:45 PM  
1 vote:
I for one, am putting my money behind the Jacobites.
2012-04-26 04:08:16 PM  
1 vote:
Romney also enjoys watching laurel and hardy, the three stooges and the keystone kops, so it appears he was programmed many decades ago and as an automaton he is unaware of the passage of time or the plight of poor and middle class people.
2012-04-26 04:08:01 PM  
1 vote:
I hear Romney will try to reestablish our special relationship with England by having a nice sit-down with Pitt the Elder.
2012-04-26 04:04:20 PM  
1 vote:
Do these Boers seem extra feisty to you today?
2012-04-26 04:02:55 PM  
1 vote:

Wendy's Chili: Vercingetorix and his Arverni tribe are gathering allies as we speak. It's time we crush those filthy rebels!

As long as we don't run into Asterix and Obelix, led by their mighty chieftain Macroeconomix.
2012-04-26 04:02:30 PM  
1 vote:
.. Wow, those are some stellar foreign policy credentials, buddy.

Well, let's be fair. It wasn't *Romney* who said this, just an advisor.

After all, a president or presidential candidate can't be expected to know everything! That's why they pick trusted advisors who are able to do more in-depth research and acquire more in-depth knowledge, so they can-


That still seems pretty bad, then, if these are the kind of people Romeny's surrounding himself with, huh? Weird . You'd think an expert executive who totally earned the position he had through his managing abilities would be a lot better at picking and hiring assistants, wouldn't you?...
2012-04-26 03:59:17 PM  
1 vote:
Rmoney can see Russia form one of his houses!
2012-04-26 03:57:52 PM  
1 vote:
Haul yourselves up by your bootstaps, my good fellows. It's time to teach those Gerry ruffians some good manners and give them what for, I tell you.
2012-04-26 03:56:47 PM  
1 vote:
I'm troubled by Alaric the Visigoth condensing his forces; he could march right down the Appian Way any day now.
2012-04-26 03:54:47 PM  
1 vote:
Hey, where's Emperor Caligula going with that horse?
2012-04-26 03:51:41 PM  
1 vote:
We have reliable intelligence that the next cave over has discovered some sort of new technology that allows them to make fire, cheaply and on demand. What does Romney have to say about that, huh? We can't allow hostile nations to have fire!
2012-04-26 03:43:52 PM  
1 vote:
We need to strengthen our ties to the Austro-Hungarian Empire to promote stability in central and southern Europe.
2012-04-26 03:42:43 PM  
1 vote:
The East Germans aren't going to like this kind of rhetoric one bit.
2012-04-26 03:40:25 PM  
1 vote:
Personally, I'm far more worried about the Mongol menace.
2012-04-26 03:37:22 PM  
1 vote:

MrBallou: He's carrying the "I'm like Reagan" thing a little too far. What's next, Alzheimer's?

It would be fun to see him try to drive a station wagon while sh*tting on the roof.
2012-04-26 03:34:43 PM  
1 vote:
Romney just saw a movie about a blond hulk super boxer that the Russians engineered so that they could dominate the US boxing world.
2012-04-26 03:13:29 PM  
1 vote:
If we don't stop Attila in Europe, we'll have to fight him in America
2012-04-26 03:06:07 PM  
1 vote:
Suleiman the Magnificent is taking over Europe so he can implement Sharia Law. Do you want the same thing to happen in America?
2012-04-26 02:56:02 PM  
1 vote:
Romney for President 1982!
2012-04-26 02:52:01 PM  
1 vote:

ManateeGag: I hear he's eager for a trip to Constantinople.

I hear you can fly there on Pan Am from New York's Idlewild Airport with only one refueling stop in Franco's Spain.
2012-04-26 02:49:11 PM  
1 vote:
Here's what I want to know: Why hasn't the media been reporting on the rapid and deeply concerning expansion of the Ottoman empire? What are they trying to hide?
2012-04-26 02:42:54 PM  
1 vote:
I hear he's eager for a trip to Constantinople.
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