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(Talking Points Memo)   Romney campaign continues to warn of Soviet threat, pledges to help Czechoslovakia   (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 277
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2012-04-26 04:25:27 PM
Timur's armies are running roughshod across Asia and Fartbongo hasn't said word one.
 
2012-04-26 04:26:28 PM
Dog Welder: Unfortunately, the media got fixated on:

1) The rich douchebag trying to pretend he's "one of us."
2) The crazy lady.
3) The geezer.
4) The guy with the big head who cheated on his wives.
5) The crazy religious guy.
6) The crazy (but hilarious) black guy.
and 7) The scary guy from Texas.



Those are the people who represent the current GOPs ideology. The media focused on them because they were the ones who might actually win the nomination.
 
2012-04-26 04:27:14 PM
Romney will tell Pharaoh to let the Jews go.

Obama on the other hand supports the Canaanites.
 
2012-04-26 04:27:32 PM
whidbey: So how long are we supposed to smile and take this idiot seriously?

People are taking him seriously???

We're doomed.
 
2012-04-26 04:27:54 PM
This Oliver Cromwell fellow is making a lot of noise. What is Romney going to do about him?
 
2012-04-26 04:28:10 PM
Well, I hear Sumer and Elam are going to war.
 
2012-04-26 04:28:48 PM
NobleHam: Romney will tell Pharaoh to let the Jews go.

Obama on the other hand supports the Canaanites.


When Romney was in Egypt's land. Let my Romney go....
 
2012-04-26 04:28:57 PM
what_now: coeyagi: [i.qkme.me image 413x310]


Look, if we're going to mix Mitt Romney's tactical failures into a Game of Throne's thread.....I might have to start touching myself.

[i.imgur.com image 640x360]


House: Romney
Sigil: Presidential hair on top of a dollar sign
Family Words: We do not sow. Seriously. There's people for such things.
 
2012-04-26 04:29:49 PM
I've seen enough.

I'm calling Queen Boudicca and the Icenii.
 
2012-04-26 04:29:55 PM
i.qkme.me
 
2012-04-26 04:30:24 PM
Og beat Thak over the head with a wooly mammoth femur repeatedly, and Obama does nothing.
 
2012-04-26 04:30:34 PM
He's just playing to his base...those who still in their hearts believe that the Russians have all their old Soviet stuff out in the toolshed ready to strike at a moment's notice.

You know, the kind of people who talk about "how we must be ever-vigilant against the yellow peril of the ChiComs taking away our God-given way of American life" whilst they wait in line with an overflowing cart at WalMart.
 
2012-04-26 04:33:17 PM
Look guys, this is the best thing that's happened in a long time, but I have to finish some work and go to an event where girls drink beer.


www.funnyforumpics.com
 
2012-04-26 04:34:20 PM
i.qkme.me
 
2012-04-26 04:35:00 PM
They forgot Poland.
 
2012-04-26 04:35:21 PM
phillipkay.files.wordpress.com

Have you heard what Set did to Osiris? We can't let that monster get away with it.
 
2012-04-26 04:35:50 PM
Mr. Coffee Nerves: He's just playing to his base...those who still in their hearts believe that the Russians have all their old Soviet stuff out in the toolshed ready to strike at a moment's notice.

You know, the kind of people who talk about "how we must be ever-vigilant against the yellow peril of the ChiComs taking away our God-given way of American life" whilst they wait in line with an overflowing cart at WalMart.


That brings up an important point..

Since the dismantling of the Soviet Union and the effective end of the cold war, and now with Al Qaeda being essentially dismantled to the point of ineffectiveness on a large scale, the GOP have run out of boogeymen to trot out and gin up votes.

With nothing left, everything else, including our own citizens, are fair game. Tearing down your fellow countryman has become more important than building up the nation.
 
2012-04-26 04:36:35 PM
"We're seeing the Soviets pushing into the Arctic with no response from us. In fact, the only response is to announce the early retirement of the last remaining icebreaker."

Palin fall asleep at the switch? I thought we had her watching Putin's head up there?
 
2012-04-26 04:36:48 PM
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I like being able to fire people who provide services to me.
 
2012-04-26 04:36:51 PM
His advisers keep trying to explain to him why it's a bad idea to keep saying he's a, "proud supporter of The Amos and Andy Show".
 
2012-04-26 04:36:55 PM
i.qkme.me
 
2012-04-26 04:37:09 PM
How does Romney view the possibility of Spain and France unified under one Bourbon crown?
 
2012-04-26 04:37:25 PM
mykec.net

Romeny's real nemesis.
 
2012-04-26 04:38:43 PM
BSABSVR: Obama has been silent about the dangerous General Scipio Africanus for some reason.

Carthago delenda est!
 
2012-04-26 04:39:46 PM
Seth'n'Spectrum: How does Romney view the possibility of Spain and France unified under one Bourbon crown?

Hey, the Bourbons can't be any worse than the Habsburgs.
 
2012-04-26 04:40:01 PM
i.qkme.me
 
2012-04-26 04:40:11 PM
I'm personally more than a little worried about this Toussaint L'Ouverture character.

What is this going to do to sugar prices and how is NObama going to be prepared for it?
 
2012-04-26 04:41:39 PM
Soviets Schmoviets.

I want to know what he's going to do about the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants.
 
2012-04-26 04:41:42 PM
Seriously, between the Umayyad Spring and the tensions between the Holy Roman Empire and Western Byzantium over austerity measures and economic reform, I think we all just need to cut Obama some slack.
 
2012-04-26 04:43:19 PM
But what is Romney's position on the French actions in Indochina?
 
2012-04-26 04:43:42 PM
i.qkme.me
 
2012-04-26 04:44:19 PM
The Tokugawa Shogunate threatens American policy in the Far East, and Obamao does nothing to stand up to their oppression of the freedom-loving Japanese people. Why is Obama soft on the Shogun?
 
2012-04-26 04:45:03 PM
topnews.in

"REMEMBER THE ALAMO!!"
 
2012-04-26 04:47:33 PM
i.qkme.me
 
2012-04-26 04:47:33 PM
I still believe the greatest success of Obama's presidency was when Seal Team 6 took out King Jean II at Poitiers.
 
2012-04-26 04:48:41 PM
But can he prevent Xenu from seeding the earth with all those alien souls?
 
2012-04-26 04:48:52 PM
The Muscovy Empire threatens our ally Charles the XII's Swedish possessions in Livonia, and yet n0bama does nothing!
 
2012-04-26 04:49:17 PM
Which of the candidates have a plan to deal with the Wild Hunt?
 
2012-04-26 04:50:02 PM
FTFA: The Romney campaign has been accused of being stuck in the 1950s. But it also seems mired in the 1980s - it again invoked Cold War threats on Thursday, as it tried to attack the Obama administration on foreign policy.

Um ... reporter dude? Just so ya know, the Cold War was going on in the 1950s, too.
 
2012-04-26 04:50:56 PM
i.qkme.me
 
2012-04-26 04:51:53 PM
It's just Rmoney repeating things his daddy said when he was running for president.
 
2012-04-26 04:52:26 PM
The Holy Roman Emperor has kidnapped the Pope and now Henry the VIII can't divorce his wife and produce male heirs! This is a threat to international stability and I hope Romney won't stand for it.
 
2012-04-26 04:54:17 PM
i.qkme.me
 
2012-04-26 04:54:19 PM
lilbjorn: It's just Rmoney repeating things his daddy said when he was running for president.

That reminds me, this little old lady that my sister knows told Rmoney's daddy to his face that there was no way he'd ever be president.
 
2012-04-26 04:55:11 PM
I hear Obama has been palling around with Hannibal.
 
2012-04-26 04:57:11 PM
0bama is a secrit Zoroastrian.
 
2012-04-26 04:57:30 PM
i.qkme.me
 
2012-04-26 04:59:40 PM
FTFA:

The call was meant as a prebuttal to Vice President Biden's foreign policy speech in New York Thursday, where he warned that Romney wants to return to a Bush-era foreign policy.

WHICH Bush? Prescott??
 
2012-04-26 05:01:29 PM
Regarding the Alzheimer's reference, in the past 40 odd years the repubs have given us a paranoid schizophrenic president (Nixon), a president actively suffering from senile dementia (Reagan--in retrospect, a very scary situation), and a clinically retarded president (guess who?). Of the remaining repub presidents, once was essentially a dull normal non-entity and the other seemed to suffer from some sort of aphasia. One has to wonder what sort of emotional deficits Mr. Romney will bring to the table. His cavalier attitude towards the less fortunate, including dogs, would suggest some sort of narcissistic personality disorder, but it may be worse than that and given the repub bait-and-switch tactics of recent years, possibly far worse.
 
2012-04-26 05:01:31 PM
i.qkme.me
 
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