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(Talking Points Memo)   Romney campaign continues to warn of Soviet threat, pledges to help Czechoslovakia   (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 277
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2012-04-26 02:41:29 PM
I'm glad we have a candidate who is not afraid to stand up to the Prussian Menace.
 
2012-04-26 02:42:54 PM
I hear he's eager for a trip to Constantinople.
 
2012-04-26 02:47:10 PM

ManateeGag: I hear he's eager for a trip to Constantinople.


Obligatory
 
2012-04-26 02:49:11 PM
Here's what I want to know: Why hasn't the media been reporting on the rapid and deeply concerning expansion of the Ottoman empire? What are they trying to hide?
 
2012-04-26 02:52:01 PM

ManateeGag: I hear he's eager for a trip to Constantinople.


I hear you can fly there on Pan Am from New York's Idlewild Airport with only one refueling stop in Franco's Spain.
 
2012-04-26 02:56:02 PM
Romney for President 1982!
 
2012-04-26 02:56:31 PM

Rapmaster2000: ManateeGag: I hear he's eager for a trip to Constantinople.

I hear you can fly there on Pan Am from New York's Idlewild Airport with only one refueling stop in Franco's Spain.


Am I too late for the afternoon auto-gyro?
 
2012-04-26 02:57:52 PM
The Baby Boomers were conditioned to hate "Communists" and live in fear of the Big Bad Russian Bear. Just because the Soviet Empire crumbled in the late 80's, doesn't mean they've let it go. He knows exactly who he's playing to.
 
2012-04-26 02:58:41 PM
Quick! Someone alert the Kaiser!
 
2012-04-26 02:59:20 PM
You know, since 1814 the British have been quiet...TOO quiet, if you ask me.
 
2012-04-26 03:06:04 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: Rapmaster2000: ManateeGag: I hear he's eager for a trip to Constantinople.

I hear you can fly there on Pan Am from New York's Idlewild Airport with only one refueling stop in Franco's Spain.

Am I too late for the afternoon auto-gyro?


Do you need to send a letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam?
 
2012-04-26 03:06:07 PM
Suleiman the Magnificent is taking over Europe so he can implement Sharia Law. Do you want the same thing to happen in America?
 
2012-04-26 03:07:33 PM

ShawnDoc: The Baby Boomers were conditioned to hate "Communists" and live in fear of the Big Bad Russian Bear. Just because the Soviet Empire crumbled in the late 80's, doesn't mean they've let it go. He knows exactly who he's playing to.


Not this Boomer

/f*ck Romney and the goat he rode in on
//fear is what you use when you have nothing useful to offer
 
2012-04-26 03:13:29 PM
If we don't stop Attila in Europe, we'll have to fight him in America
 
2012-04-26 03:24:15 PM
I can't wait to see the Obama/Romney debate. This is gonna be good.
 
2012-04-26 03:30:02 PM
Why is there a picture of Dukakis in the article?
 
2012-04-26 03:34:43 PM
Romney just saw a movie about a blond hulk super boxer that the Russians engineered so that they could dominate the US boxing world.
 
2012-04-26 03:36:18 PM
He's carrying the "I'm like Reagan" thing a little too far. What's next, Alzheimer's?
 
2012-04-26 03:36:19 PM
topnews.in

"Charlie's hiding in your underwear."
 
2012-04-26 03:37:22 PM

MrBallou: He's carrying the "I'm like Reagan" thing a little too far. What's next, Alzheimer's?


It would be fun to see him try to drive a station wagon while sh*tting on the roof.
 
2012-04-26 03:37:39 PM

MrBallou: He's carrying the "I'm like Reagan" thing a little too far. What's next, Alzheimer's?


I'm not sure, but we may already be there
 
2012-04-26 03:37:58 PM
The soviet threat is that of the US adopting their failed flat tax model.
 
2012-04-26 03:38:33 PM
I want to know what Romney plans to do about the Persians. They've already overrun Thrace and Macedon! We could be next!
 
2012-04-26 03:40:25 PM
Personally, I'm far more worried about the Mongol menace.
 
2012-04-26 03:40:38 PM
...while he's at it, perhaps he can save us from that darned rap music.

Blondie will obviously have to go to the top of the list. That damn Rapture will finally get what's coming to it...
 
2012-04-26 03:42:43 PM
The East Germans aren't going to like this kind of rhetoric one bit.
 
2012-04-26 03:43:18 PM
His campaign is going to rise to the stop and stay there, like Cyndi Lauper!
 
2012-04-26 03:43:47 PM
This would explain Romney ignoring the historical failure of Reganomics.
 
2012-04-26 03:43:51 PM
What does Romney plan to do about Magus and his mystic horde? Merle and Lucca need to know which counter-attack to use.

//btw, that shiat is now on the iPhone!
 
2012-04-26 03:43:52 PM
We need to strengthen our ties to the Austro-Hungarian Empire to promote stability in central and southern Europe.
 
2012-04-26 03:44:26 PM
I can't believe both sides are harping on and on about this all the while there are children starving in Biafra.
 
2012-04-26 03:45:49 PM
I would like to know what Romney has in store for Vlad Tepes IV of Wallachia?

//probably garlic, that pussy
 
2012-04-26 03:46:17 PM
Does Mitt know that people will vote this fall who weren't even born when the USSR existed?
 
2012-04-26 03:46:30 PM
There will never be an American Dubček
 
2012-04-26 03:46:51 PM
I think the real missing link here is this 'Alex' dude. He's already amassed so much territory; we could be next!
 
2012-04-26 03:47:37 PM
Yes, but what does he plan to do about the Kaiser?
 
2012-04-26 03:48:16 PM
Romney is the best you can do, GOP?

Really?

Really?

Really?
 
2012-04-26 03:48:58 PM
I want to know if Romney is prepared to kick Binky's dick.

//obscure
 
2012-04-26 03:49:22 PM
www.imfdb.org
 
2012-04-26 03:49:36 PM

Jake Havechek: Romney is the best you can do, GOP?

Really?

Really?

Really?


Yes. It's the consequence of them being a political party based entirely on evil. You're not going to get good leaders that way.
 
2012-04-26 03:49:57 PM

quatchi: Yes, but what does he plan to do about the Kaiser?


Romney is pledged to match German Naval construction Dreadnaught for Dreadnaught.
 
2012-04-26 03:50:04 PM
What a rube, everyone knows we've always been at war with Eastasia...
 
2012-04-26 03:51:27 PM
Somebody tell Romney the Hotentots and Zulu natives are rebelling in Bechuanaland and Rhodesia!
 
2012-04-26 03:51:41 PM
We have reliable intelligence that the next cave over has discovered some sort of new technology that allows them to make fire, cheaply and on demand. What does Romney have to say about that, huh? We can't allow hostile nations to have fire!
 
2012-04-26 03:52:19 PM
Save the beer!

/Czech beer beats German beer any day of the week.
//Want to fight about it?
 
2012-04-26 03:52:25 PM
I heard that Romney was planning a war on Women's suffrage; I don't know what that means, I just know that I want to pimp slap Mitt until he quit. Oh, and 9-9-9. -Herman Cain
 
2012-04-26 03:53:06 PM
Obama has been silent about the dangerous General Scipio Africanus for some reason.
 
2012-04-26 03:54:11 PM
I don't know about you, but I'm worried about that William the Bastard in Normandy. He's making some threatening noises in King Harald's direction.
 
2012-04-26 03:54:20 PM

Ashyukun: What a rube, everyone knows we've always been at war with Eastasia...


Rube and Rubio... hey, didn't Castro have something to do with the sinking of the Battleship Maine?
 
2012-04-26 03:54:47 PM
Hey, where's Emperor Caligula going with that horse?
 
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