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(Talking Points Memo)   Biden: "I promise you, the president has a big stick"   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 161
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2012-04-26 08:05:04 PM  
www1.pictures.zimbio.com

"Someday, MY dick's going to be that big."
 
2012-04-26 08:07:25 PM  
graphics8.nytimes.com

"And now I'm signing this official writ declaring June 20 to be "My Dick Day". Why June 20th? It's the longest day of the year."
 
2012-04-26 08:09:57 PM  

Genevieve Marie: I love how an allusion to one of the most well known quotes in American history is a "gaffe" because people are actually too uneducated to get the allusion.


While Biden has made a few notable gaffes in his long career at this point the thing has become more of a stock narrative for lazy journalists than anything else.

/Teddy actually attributed the origin of that quote to being a west African proverb he heard and liked.
 
2012-04-26 08:13:51 PM  
ox45tallboy just keeps going and going and going.

Then I clicked his profile, and I'm still giggling.

Bravo.
 
2012-04-26 08:13:57 PM  

quatchi: /Teddy actually attributed the origin of that quote to being a west African proverb he heard and liked.


www.acclaimimages.com

"You know what other West African had a big stick?"
 
2012-04-26 08:16:16 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

"Jesus Christ, enough about this guy's dick! He ate dog! Really!"
 
2012-04-26 08:16:56 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: ox45tallboy just keeps going and going and going.

Then I clicked his profile, and I'm still giggling.

Bravo.


Yeah, I need to get out more. But thanks.
 
2012-04-26 08:19:34 PM  
images.politico.com

"Is that what this is about? Dick size? Dammit, I've had my hands up more poon than Charlie Sheen!"
 
2012-04-26 08:22:20 PM  

Serious Black: ManateeGag: no wonder Michelle smiles so much

Ten bucks says she gave him anal the night the SEALs got bin Laden.


If nothing else, it's gotta be something to be able to say, "I'm having sex with the man who killed bin laden"

I'm a straight man and I'm jealous
 
2012-04-26 08:22:28 PM  
That's right, biatches, the word is out. My dick is so big one side never sees the sun--it's the dark side of my dick. My dick is so big, premature ejaculation takes two hours. My dick is so big, the doctor had to use a chainsaw to circumcise me. My dick is so big that it had to be split into two area codes. My dick is so big that movie theaters now serve popcorn in sizes small, medium, large, extra-large, and President Obama's Dick. My dick is so big it has its own dick, and even my dick's dick is bigger than your dick. My dick is so big that Michelle needs to get a ladder just to blow me. My dick is so big, Stephen Hawking has a theory about it. My dick is so big I'm thinking of funding NASA more just so they can launch a space probe to search for the tip of my dick. My dick is so big, there's still some snow left on it in the summertime.

In fact, my dick is so big that other black people see it they say "Whoa, that motherfarker's got one big-ass dick."
 
2012-04-26 08:23:24 PM  
www.scotsman.com

"So I duck in to wash my hands and he's standing at the urinal and I was like, 'Whoa, dude! watch where you're pointing that thing!'"
 
2012-04-26 08:25:44 PM  

President Barack Obama: That's right, biatches, the word is out. My dick is so big one side never sees the sun--it's the dark side of my dick. My dick is so big, premature ejaculation takes two hours. My dick is so big, the doctor had to use a chainsaw to circumcise me. My dick is so big that it had to be split into two area codes. My dick is so big that movie theaters now serve popcorn in sizes small, medium, large, extra-large, and President Obama's Dick. My dick is so big it has its own dick, and even my dick's dick is bigger than your dick. My dick is so big that Michelle needs to get a ladder just to blow me. My dick is so big, Stephen Hawking has a theory about it. My dick is so big I'm thinking of funding NASA more just so they can launch a space probe to search for the tip of my dick. My dick is so big, there's still some snow left on it in the summertime.

In fact, my dick is so big that other black people see it they say "Whoa, that motherfarker's got one big-ass dick."


i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-26 08:27:51 PM  
www.thedailybeast.com

"And I want you to know that, even today, as we were out shopping, my husband was telling me just how big Obama's dick is. Isn't that the cutest thing?"
 
2012-04-26 08:31:17 PM  
blog.thenewstribune.com

"Really, America? Because if it's big dicks you want, the Black Walnut will be happy to oblige!"
 
2012-04-26 08:34:35 PM  
jessicaconley.edublogs.org

"Um, excuse me, can we talk about healthcare and the economy now?"
 
2012-04-26 08:36:10 PM  
americannewspost.com

"No, I like this subject!"
 
2012-04-26 08:47:53 PM  
www.thedailybeast.com

"That's it! That's the third government agency I would eliminate! Obama's dick!"
 
2012-04-26 08:52:32 PM  
i2.photobucket.comIt has to be done.
 
2012-04-26 08:56:14 PM  
www.barack-obama-bio.com

"I hope that's not a roll of change."
 
2012-04-26 09:08:51 PM  
sweet jesus, ox45tallboy, way to make a great thread.
 
2012-04-26 09:28:08 PM  
renovomedia.com


Dammit boy they said you was hung


images.eonline.com

And they was right
 
2012-04-26 09:37:25 PM  

seancakes: sweet jesus, ox45tallboy, way to make a great thread.


Glad you enjoyed it.
 
2012-04-26 09:40:37 PM  
ox45tallboy, I want to be your love slave :)

I thought I was the only one who liked dick jokes?

Fav: My dick is so big, it has a sandwich named after it at the Carnegie Deli. Actually, two sandwiches.
 
2012-04-26 10:19:09 PM  

ox45tallboy: [www.charlierose.com image 460x345]

"I must say, I feel it is beneath the dignity of the office for the President to resort to affirming racial stereotypes such as this."


i18.photobucket.com

N****r, please.
 
2012-04-26 10:25:50 PM  
I bet he does, with that build.

That is my scientific opinion.
 
2012-04-26 10:49:59 PM  
Wow. Just wow.
 
2012-04-26 11:05:10 PM  
ox45tallboy deserves a medal for posting above and beyond the call of awesome.
 
2012-04-26 11:18:31 PM  

Mad Tea Party: ox45tallboy deserves a medal for posting above and beyond the call of awesome.


Should we forward it to whitehouse.gov?
 
2012-04-26 11:18:55 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Wow. Just wow.


www.theage.com.au

"Yeah. That's what she said."
 
2012-04-26 11:25:39 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Mad Tea Party: ox45tallboy deserves a medal for posting above and beyond the call of awesome.

Should we forward it to whitehouse.gov?


Oh God no. The last thing I need is a visit from the guys in black suits.

Again.

thecompetentconservative.com

"Mr. Tallboy? We're going to need you to come with us. There are some questions the President's dick would like answered."
 
2012-04-26 11:27:58 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Mad Tea Party: ox45tallboy deserves a medal for posting above and beyond the call of awesome.

Should we forward it to whitehouse.gov?


Maybe whitehouse.com?
 
2012-04-26 11:29:17 PM  
farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2012-04-26 11:33:29 PM  
www.inquisitr.com

"That? That's the tip of his dick? Really? Wow. You know, building a moon base would be easier if we just launched from there."
 
2012-04-26 11:39:49 PM  
Yeah, he uses that "big stick" to kill dogs with.

i44.tinypic.com
 
2012-04-26 11:42:10 PM  

YELLOL: Yeah, he uses that "big stick" to kill dogs with.

[i44.tinypic.com image 574x650]


New definition of "pathetic" here.
 
2012-04-27 12:01:15 AM  

YELLOL: Yeah, he uses that "big stick" to kill dogs with.

[i44.tinypic.com image 574x650]


This thread was AWESOME ... right up until you.

penis
 
2012-04-27 12:08:13 AM  

YELLOL: Yeah, he uses that "big stick" to kill dogs with.

[i44.tinypic.com image 574x650]


Who shat in the pool? Oh, it's you.
 
2012-04-27 12:08:36 AM  
i.telegraph.co.uk

After careful consideration, I would have to say... Yes, my dick is significantly bigger than a breadbox.
 
2012-04-27 12:10:55 AM  
www.africanleader.net

Yes, the information is correct... my dick could provide shade for two desert nations.
 
2012-04-27 12:14:31 AM  
i6.photobucket.com

I'm sorry for looking so strange, but when I get an erection, my dick is so big that it pulls my face into this expression.
 
2012-04-27 12:16:35 AM  
i2.cdn.turner.com

I like the jersey, but I'm a bit miffed they forgot to put the symbol for "feet" after the number 44.
 
2012-04-27 12:19:48 AM  
 
2012-04-27 12:30:15 AM  
Normally one has to visit Huffington Post or Dailykos to see this sort of open homosexual desire expressed over the penis of our current President.

Fark needs to market an Obama buttplug... multi-million dollar idea there, Drew.
No charge, just remember me when you are cashing all those checks.
 
2012-04-27 12:31:31 AM  
thehometeam.files.wordpress.com
ox45tallboy, this is for you. There's a bigger one, but I'm wearing it right now.
 
2012-04-27 12:46:02 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

must ... be ... careful... don't .... accidentally ... run over ... huge ... dick
 
2012-04-27 01:28:08 AM  

gtomako: Well fark yeah......you need a big stick to go balls deep in this ass.


[img39.imageshack.us image 500x538]


Dat ass?

\I'd hit it.
\\not saying much
\\\but that says more about me than Michelle
 
2012-04-27 01:55:23 AM  
I don't want to know how Biden knows.
 
2012-04-27 01:57:30 AM  

Bucky Katt: I don't want to know how Biden knows.


patriotstatesman.com
 
2012-04-27 01:58:53 AM  

YELLOL: Normally one has to visit Huffington Post or Dailykos to see this sort of open homosexual desire expressed over the penis of our current President.

Fark needs to market an Obama buttplug... multi-million dollar idea there, Drew.
No charge, just remember me when you are cashing all those checks.


You got a little dick, huh?
 
2012-04-27 01:59:05 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Bucky Katt: I don't want to know how Biden knows.

[patriotstatesman.com image 298x359]


That face says "You can hear Michelle in the goddamn capital building."
 
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