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(Toronto Star)   Morrissey reportedly passes on eating his testicles   (thestar.com) divider line 59
    More: Interesting, The Smiths, Morrissey, Andy Rourke, Johnny Marr, Reunion Tour, eating  
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2012-04-26 11:59:22 AM
The band, which formed in 1982, split acrimoniously at the height of their success mainly because Morrissey and Marr could not get along.

Morrissey went on to have an incredibly successful career, releasing nine albums since 1988. The singer is also very active as an advocate for animal rights.


...and Johnny Marr probably did some shiat too. I've got a feeling that the writer is a bit of a Moz fan.
 
2012-04-26 01:28:12 PM
I can't decide who is a bigger douche while also being a horrible terrible vocalist. Is it Axl Rose or Morrissey?

They should fight to the death, both of theirs.
 
2012-04-26 02:18:23 PM
stpauler: The band, which formed in 1982, split acrimoniously at the height of their success mainly because Morrissey and Marr could not get along.

Morrissey went on to have an incredibly successful career, releasing nine albums since 1988. The singer is also very active as an advocate for animal rights.

...and Johnny Marr probably did some shiat too. I've got a feeling that the writer is a bit of a Moz fan.


Morrissey's post-Smiths work confirms to me that Marr was the genius of that band.
 
2012-04-26 03:21:35 PM
That survey is all wrong. There should be a button which reads, "Fark no. They weren't even good the first time."
 
2012-04-26 03:24:38 PM
jake_lex: stpauler: The band, which formed in 1982, split acrimoniously at the height of their success mainly because Morrissey and Marr could not get along.

Morrissey went on to have an incredibly successful career, releasing nine albums since 1988. The singer is also very active as an advocate for animal rights.

...and Johnny Marr probably did some shiat too. I've got a feeling that the writer is a bit of a Moz fan.

Morrissey's post-Smiths work confirms to me that Marr was the genius of that band.


THIS X100
 
2012-04-26 03:26:33 PM
Pussy
 
2012-04-26 03:29:45 PM
 
2012-04-26 03:30:32 PM
GreenAdder: Henry Rollins on Morrissey.

Ewwww
 
2012-04-26 03:32:13 PM
GreenAdder: Henry Rollins on Morrissey.

I didn't click, but I'm pretty sure that should have a NSFW tag.

/just kidding, Henry
//please don't benchpress me or whatever
///listened to Damaged this morning
 
2012-04-26 03:33:11 PM
LewDux: GreenAdder: Henry Rollins on Morrissey.

Ewwww


I think I'm required to hate you now....
 
2012-04-26 03:35:02 PM
Yeah, laugh and say how much the Smiths suck, but watch how fast tickets to those shows will sell out.
 
2012-04-26 03:52:53 PM
Interesting. When I was younger, I heard a rumor that Morrissey was part of a Catholic generation of choir boys that had their testicles removed to preserve their voices. Not joking.

Rumor put to rest?

//like The Smiths
 
2012-04-26 04:00:02 PM
Also news: The Beatles will not be reuniting. Film at 11.
 
2012-04-26 04:01:39 PM
AdolfOliverPanties: I can't decide who is a bigger douche while also being a horrible terrible vocalist. Is it Axl Rose or Morrissey?

You spelled Dave Mustaine wrong
 
2012-04-26 04:03:26 PM
The Slush: AdolfOliverPanties: I can't decide who is a bigger douche while also being a horrible terrible vocalist. Is it Axl Rose or Morrissey?

You spelled Bob Dave Mustaineylan wrong
 
2012-04-26 04:05:52 PM
stpauler: ...and Johnny Marr probably did some shiat too.

BWWAAAMMMMMMMM!


/my very bad rendition of the Inception sound. Marr worked on sound for that picture, among many, many other things.
 
2012-04-26 04:07:28 PM
I can't decide who is a bigger douche while also being a horrible terrible vocalist. Is it Axl Rose or Morrissey?

They should fight to the death, both of theirs.


THISTHISTHISTHISTHIS....
 
2012-04-26 04:14:25 PM
Ohhhh The Smiths, they're the 80's Nickelback.
 
2012-04-26 04:18:58 PM
Tyrosine: jake_lex: stpauler: The band, which formed in 1982, split acrimoniously at the height of their success mainly because Morrissey and Marr could not get along.

Morrissey went on to have an incredibly successful career, releasing nine albums since 1988. The singer is also very active as an advocate for animal rights.

...and Johnny Marr probably did some shiat too. I've got a feeling that the writer is a bit of a Moz fan.

Morrissey's post-Smiths work confirms to me that Marr was the genius of that band.

THIS X100


This^100

Loved The The and Electronic
 
2012-04-26 04:36:04 PM
Glenford: Tyrosine: jake_lex: stpauler: The band, which formed in 1982, split acrimoniously at the height of their success mainly because Morrissey and Marr could not get along.

Morrissey went on to have an incredibly successful career, releasing nine albums since 1988. The singer is also very active as an advocate for animal rights.

...and Johnny Marr probably did some shiat too. I've got a feeling that the writer is a bit of a Moz fan.

Morrissey's post-Smiths work confirms to me that Marr was the genius of that band.

THIS X100

This^100

Loved The The and Electronic


I forgot he was in The The for a few years. I also enjoyed his contributions to Modest Mouse. Another round of concerts by 7 Worlds Collide would be great too.
 
2012-04-26 04:39:04 PM
GreenAdder: Henry Rollins on Morrissey.

I use to love rollins, then I realised he is a pretty big douchebag.
 
2012-04-26 04:51:06 PM
manimal2878: GreenAdder: Henry Rollins on Morrissey.

I use to love rollins, then I realised he is a pretty big douchebag.


yep, he's been a grade A douche for a very long time. NSFW
Link
 
2012-04-26 04:54:39 PM
I thought he was dead.
 
2012-04-26 05:07:25 PM
LeroyBourne: manimal2878: GreenAdder: Henry Rollins on Morrissey.

I use to love rollins, then I realised he is a pretty big douchebag.

yep, he's been a grade A douche for a very long time. NSFW
Link


Wow, I had no idea, what a dick.
 
2012-04-26 05:08:12 PM
Saw Marr with the Cribs last year. Very good.

Also, fark the meathead who compared the Smiths to Nickel-whatever.
 
2012-04-26 05:19:19 PM
LeroyBourne: Ohhhh The Smiths, they're the 80's Nickelback.

Wat?
static.rhap.com
 
2012-04-26 05:26:03 PM
 
2012-04-26 05:27:42 PM
I love the instant discrepancy between the URL and the headline of TFA:

URL: the-smiths-rumoured-to-be-reuniting

TFA: Johnny Marr says Smiths are not reuniting
 
2012-04-26 05:46:25 PM
I am a huge Smiths fan. A huge huge huge smiths fan. Showing up with gladiolis at shows. Running to hug Morrissey on stage then get kicked out. Records. Etc etc.

This is a bad idea, don't ever reunite please.
 
2012-04-26 05:58:40 PM
don3k.nocorvair.com

Did I mention that I cried?
 
2012-04-26 06:02:07 PM
Mega Steve: [don3k.nocorvair.com image 400x300]

Did I mention that I cried?


Just beat me to it.
 
2012-04-26 06:34:47 PM
Good source of iron.

/DNRTA
 
2012-04-26 06:41:16 PM
Nobody in America gives one shiat about Morrisey or The Smifs or whatever they were.

The Smiths are just like Oasis, only bigger pusseys
 
2012-04-26 06:53:11 PM
LewDux: MC Rollins

i can't decide if that's meta, ironic, both or neither.
 
2012-04-26 07:01:16 PM
manimal2878: LeroyBourne: manimal2878: GreenAdder: Henry Rollins on Morrissey.

I use to love rollins, then I realised he is a pretty big douchebag.

yep, he's been a grade A douche for a very long time. NSFW
Link

Wow, I had no idea, what a dick.


The irony is that Mr. Rollins is cut from the same entitled cloth of rockstardom from whence Morrissey came. Both are prime grade A ass-douches. They'd have great violent, angry, selfish sex together.
 
2012-04-26 07:08:05 PM
Transpogue: manimal2878: LeroyBourne: manimal2878: GreenAdder: Henry Rollins on Morrissey.

I use to love rollins, then I realised he is a pretty big douchebag.

yep, he's been a grade A douche for a very long time. NSFW
Link

Wow, I had no idea, what a dick.

The irony is that Mr. Rollins is cut from the same entitled cloth of rockstardom from whence Morrissey came. Both are prime grade A ass-douches. They'd have great violent, angry, selfish sex together.


Bah...they'd never be able to agree about who's on top
 
2012-04-26 08:03:21 PM
Good. To paraphrase The Brain, Morrissey's music is like pipe bombs exploding in my cerebellum.
 
2012-04-26 08:10:02 PM
Morrissey/Smiths - awesome!
 
2012-04-26 08:13:11 PM
I grew up in a mexican community, so he is our Bob Marley basically. When I moved out, I was astounded people weren't huge fans of him. To this day, the Smiths are probably my favorite band, and remain influential to tons of other bands loved by many. Radiohead just being one.

Morrissey himself is pretty annoying, but I cannot take anything away from their albums.
 
2012-04-26 08:37:30 PM
I love the music of the Smiths. I love Morrissey's solo music.

I hate, hate, hate Morrissey. He is such an asshat!
 
2012-04-26 08:45:12 PM
rfonsecajr: he is our Bob Marley basically.

Why is that? Serious question.
 
2012-04-26 08:50:46 PM
optional: I love the music of the Smiths. I love Morrissey's solo music.

I hate, hate, hate Morrissey. He is such an asshat!


Pretty much this.
 
2012-04-26 08:59:49 PM
Tatsuma: This is a bad idea, don't ever reunite please.

THIS x infinity.

Has anyone here gotten the new Smiths remasters done by Marr? Worth checking out?

CoonAce: Why is that? Serious question.

Living in Los Angeles, I'm in the epicenter of Latino Moz-love and I've never got it either. Is is the melodrama in his solo stuff? The big hair?

As for the "his solo stuff sucks", this album would like a word with you:

1.bp.blogspot.com

Falling out with Stephen Street was a bad idea.

/Dial a cliche
 
2012-04-26 09:10:12 PM
Wow, flashback to Internet 1997's "ATE MY BALLS!" web pages.
 
2012-04-26 09:25:13 PM
I'm a big fan of The Smiths and I like some of his solo stuff. One more thing I forgot to mention is Morrissey rides the cock horse! (NSFW)
 
2012-04-26 09:40:13 PM
Who?
 
2012-04-26 09:54:14 PM
FTFA:
The Smiths are most famous for the song "How Soon is Now?," which has appeared in a Nissan commercial among others.


... Yeah, that's pretty much all the band means, anymore.

<eyeroll>

farkingismybusiness: I'm a big fan of The Smiths and I like some of his solo stuff. One more thing I forgot to mention is Morrissey rides the cock horse! (NSFW)

Fun little tune. Such a little thing... but the difference, it saved me!
 
2012-04-26 10:21:22 PM
Falling out with Marr was a bad idea.
Falling out with Street was a bad idea.
etc. etc.

Falling out? Seriously? No one is even willing to record him anymore because he is such a farknozzled dickweed. He hasn't been able to get along with anyone he has ever met, FFS! It isn't "falling out", it is "getting offed by everyone because you are an annoying, preachy, whining coont".
 
2012-04-26 10:28:21 PM
Mega Steve


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2012-04-26 07:08:05 PM

Transpogue: manimal2878: LeroyBourne: manimal2878: GreenAdder: Henry Rollins on Morrissey.

I use to love rollins, then I realised he is a pretty big douchebag.

yep, he's been a grade A douche for a very long time. NSFW
Link

Wow, I had no idea, what a dick.

The irony is that Mr. Rollins is cut from the same entitled cloth of rockstardom from whence Morrissey came. Both are prime grade A ass-douches. They'd have great violent, angry, selfish sex together.

Bah...they'd never be able to agree about who's on top


yeah, Morrissey would just complain "let me let me let me get what i want this time"

/minor fan of The Smiths, big fan of "louder than bombs" compilation.
 
Skr
2012-04-26 10:45:18 PM
I had thought I was unfamiliar with anything The Smiths had done.. but I guess they were the theme song for Charmed.
 
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