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(Reuters)   "Governor Romney is counting on our collective amnesia, but Americans know that we cannot afford to go back to the future," said Biden, while hastily shooing his DeLorean chauffeur   (reuters.com) divider line 83
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2012-04-26 02:35:20 PM
SAVE THE ECONOMY! SAVE THE ECONOMY!

President Obama is sponsoring an initative to repair our economy. Thirty years ago, Reaganomics struck our country, and the economy hasn't run since. We at the Mitt Romney Conservation Society think it should be preserved exactly the way it is, as a part of our history and heritage!
 
2012-04-26 02:35:29 PM
i293.photobucket.com

Back to the future? 'Absurd!' scoffs Obama.
 
2012-04-26 02:36:40 PM
I think that Romney's major problem with connecting with ordinary Americans is that he's a smarmy dick.
 
2012-04-26 02:36:48 PM

yert: PanicMan: spcMike: Are you saying he'll be back in time?

I'm gonna go find a Hewey Lewis article and post it in the Sports tab.

and the news?


Unfortunately, Fark's motto is "It's not news" and there's no News tab. So no.

/Maybe a news tag?
 
2012-04-26 02:37:36 PM

rogue49: Uh...I think you mean, "back to the past"

The reason the title is "Back to the Future" is because the character was thrown into the past
and wanted to get back to his own time in the future, in relative terms.

/but good try, we know what you meant anyway.


I think Biden was saying you can't get to the future by going back to the past.

Which is true.

Unless you're a Republican, apparently.
 
2012-04-26 02:38:06 PM
pontechango

I promise you the president has a big stick.


Since Biden is such a big asshole they are perfect for each other.
 
2012-04-26 02:38:44 PM

coeyagi: Oh, I know he's against OUR brown people. I meant ALL brown people in all corners of the world (hence the follow-up to the foreign policy question).


Ah.

coeyagi: Oh, I know he's against OUR brown people. I meant ALL brown people in all corners of the world (hence the follow-up to the foreign policy question).


Ah, that's far too difficult to cover in a single post. I guess I'll quickly summarize as this, Mitt agrees with your view on Muslims.

Click here if you think Muslims are good people. Link
Click here if Muslims and their jihad terrify you. Link

Click here if you think Muslims should be in Romney's cabinet. Link
Click here if you do not think Muslims should be in Romney's cabinet. Link
 
2012-04-26 02:38:48 PM

CPennypacker: Pfft. Everyone knows Obama is the only one with a Time Masheen


Good, what's the President's policy on Observer Immigration then? That's a vital thing to know especially after last week's episode of Fringe.


You know, that show, on Fox. On Friday. No, not X-Files, that hasn't been on the air in like a decade.

Yeah, that show with the lady FBI agent and that guy from- no, you're thinking of X-Files again, this is the show where the guy was a Mighty Duck before. Yup, that one, with the kickass old scientist. "I LOVE LSD!!!!"
 
2012-04-26 02:39:22 PM

yert: Starving Zimbabwe Trillionaire: [i.imgur.com image 480x415]

income and job growth always lag behind in a recovery. what's your point.


Also stretch that graph out to 2000 and you'll see a slow decline of a long period, the loss of real money in household income is nothing new, nice to see its ticking up at the end of that graph, that's an unusual change.
 
2012-04-26 02:40:37 PM

lennavan: coeyagi: Oh, I know he's against OUR brown people. I meant ALL brown people in all corners of the world (hence the follow-up to the foreign policy question).

Ah. coeyagi: Oh, I know he's against OUR brown people. I meant ALL brown people in all corners of the world (hence the follow-up to the foreign policy question).

Ah, that's far too difficult to cover in a single post. I guess I'll quickly summarize as this, Mitt agrees with your view on Muslims.

Click here if you think Muslims are good people. Link
Click here if Muslims and their jihad terrify you. Link

Click here if you think Muslims should be in Romney's cabinet. Link
Click here if you do not think Muslims should be in Romney's cabinet. Link


Don't take this the wrong way, but I think I love you.
/at least, what your doing anyway.
//schrodingers candidate indeed.
 
2012-04-26 02:40:57 PM

Crotchrocket Slim: Yeah, that show with the lady FBI agent and that guy from- no, you're thinking of X-Files again


images.wikia.com

He was all the great acting robots.
 
2012-04-26 02:41:48 PM

lennavan: Ah, that's far too difficult to cover in a single post. I guess I'll quickly summarize as this, Mitt agrees with your view on Muslims.

Click here if you think Muslims are good people. Link
Click here if Muslims and their jihad terrify you. Link

Click here if you think Muslims should be in Romney's cabinet. Link
Click here if you do not think Muslims should be in Romney's cabinet. Link



Holy sh*t, that's awesome. The Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Candidate!
 
2012-04-26 02:43:06 PM
I think its relevant to post a link to this again. I saw it on Fark originally, but for those who have yet to read it...

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/01/opinion/sunday/a-quantum-theory-of- m itt-romney.html?_r=1&src=me&ref=general

bloody hilarious. absolutely bloody hilarious.
 
2012-04-26 02:44:38 PM

Wicked Chinchilla: I think its relevant to post a link to this again. I saw it on Fark originally, but for those who have yet to read it...

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/01/opinion/sunday/a-quantum-theory-of- m itt-romney.html?_r=1&src=me&ref=general

bloody hilarious. absolutely bloody hilarious.


Page Not Found

We're sorry, we seem to have lost this page, but we don't want to lose you.
 
2012-04-26 02:45:02 PM
Marty McMittens: "Too moderate." I can't believe it. I'm never gonna get a chance to play in front of the base.
Jennifer Parker: Marty, one rejection isn't the end of the world.
Marty McMittens: Nah, I just don't think I'm cut out for the Tea Party.
Jennifer Parker: But you're good, Marty. You're really good, and this YouTube video of yours is great. You've gotta send it in to the RNC. It's like Karl's always saying.
Marty McMittens: Yeah, I know. I know. "If you put your flip-flopping to it, you can accomplish anything."
[Marty notices two girls walk by and looks at them]
Jennifer Parker: [turns Marty's head back to her] That's good advice, Marty.
Marty McMittens: All right, okay, Jennifer. What if I send in the videos and they don't like it? What if they say I'm too moderate? What if they say, "Get out of here Mitt. You've got no future"? I mean, I just don't think I can take that kind of rejection. Jesus, I'm starting to sound like my old man George.
Jennifer Parker: Come on. He's not that bad. At least he's letting you borrow the AMC Rambler tomorrow night.
Marty McMittens: [sees a tow truck pull up with a 4x4 Toyota on the flat bed] Check out that 4x4. That is hot. Someday, Jennifer. Someday. Wouldn't it be great to take that truck up to the lake with a dog on the roof? Throw a couple of sleeping bags in the back. Lie out underneath the stars.
Jennifer Parker: Stop it.
Marty McMittens: What?
Jennifer Parker: Does your mom know? About tomorrow night?
Marty McMittens: No, get out of town. My mom thinks I'm going campaigning with the guys. Look, Jennifer, my mother would freak out if she knew I was going out with you, a Catholic, and I'd get the standard lecture about how she never did that kind of stuff when she was a kid because she was Mormon. I mean, look, I think the woman was born with magic underwear on.
Jennifer Parker: She's just trying to keep you respectable.
Marty McMittens: Well, she's not doing a very good job.
Jennifer Parker: Terrible.
 
2012-04-26 02:45:42 PM

Wicked Chinchilla: I think its relevant to post a link to this again. I saw it on Fark originally, but for those who have yet to read it...

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/01/opinion/sunday/a-quantum-theory-of- m itt-romney.html?_r=1&src=me&ref=general

bloody hilarious. absolutely bloody hilarious.


http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/01/opinion/sunday/a-quantum-theory-of- m itt-romney.html
 
2012-04-26 02:48:31 PM

yert: Wicked Chinchilla: I think its relevant to post a link to this again. I saw it on Fark originally, but for those who have yet to read it...

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/01/opinion/sunday/a-quantum-theory-of- m itt-romney.html?_r=1&src=me&ref=general

bloody hilarious. absolutely bloody hilarious.

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/01/opinion/sunday/a-quantum-theory-of- m itt-romney.html


A Quantum Theory of Mitt Romney
 
2012-04-26 02:49:58 PM

yert: Wicked Chinchilla: I think its relevant to post a link to this again. I saw it on Fark originally, but for those who have yet to read it...

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/01/opinion/sunday/a-quantum-theory-of- m itt-romney.html?_r=1&src=me&ref=general

bloody hilarious. absolutely bloody hilarious.

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/01/opinion/sunday/a-quantum-theory-of- m itt-romney.html


thats not working either. Damnit! One more time...

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/01/opinion/sunday/a-quantum-theory-of- m itt-romney.html
 
2012-04-26 02:51:38 PM
How many Farkers does it take to link to a New York Times article?
 
2012-04-26 02:53:50 PM
I noticed your name is on the ballot for the presidential election this year. Why even bother, Romney? You don't have a chance. You're too much like your old man. No Romney ever amounted to anything in the history of the US Presidency!
 
2012-04-26 02:55:33 PM
But if the Romney in this universe flip flops on a position, does Bizarro Romney do the same thing?
 
2012-04-26 02:58:44 PM

Dead for Tax Reasons: "I think we can agree, the past is over."
- George W. Bush


And my first though?

"Time to ramp down science production and see if we can't convert that effort towards culture of raw monetary dominance. Possibly time for a good ol' fashioned war. Wot wot."
 
2012-04-26 03:00:11 PM
"If you are looking for a bumper sticker to sum up how President Obama has handled what we inherited, it's pretty simple: Osama bin Laden is dead and General Motors is alive."

"If you are looking for a bumper sticker to sum up how President Obama has handled what we inherited, it's pretty simple: Osama bin Laden is dead and General Motors is alive."

"If you are looking for a bumper sticker to sum up how President Obama has handled what we inherited, it's pretty simple: Osama bin Laden is dead and General Motors is alive."

"If you are looking for a bumper sticker to sum up how President Obama has handled what we inherited, it's pretty simple: Osama bin Laden is dead and General Motors is alive."
 
2012-04-26 03:03:52 PM

Crotchrocket Slim: CPennypacker: Pfft. Everyone knows Obama is the only one with a Time Masheen

Good, what's the President's policy on Observer Immigration then? That's a vital thing to know especially after last week's episode of Fringe.


You know, that show, on Fox. On Friday. No, not X-Files, that hasn't been on the air in like a decade.

Yeah, that show with the lady FBI agent and that guy from- no, you're thinking of X-Files again, this is the show where the guy was a Mighty Duck before. Yup, that one, with the kickass old scientist. "I LOVE LSD!!!!"


I thought I was alone in watching that show.
 
2012-04-26 03:06:13 PM

Jake Havechek: But if the Romney in this universe flip flops on a position, does Bizarro Romney do the same thing?


Yes, it's only called flop flips. He supports the least populist idea first and then supports whatever the kingmakers tell him to support.
 
2012-04-26 03:42:31 PM

Car_Ramrod: Does Romney even have a foreign policy? I haven't heard him say anything noteworthy on the topic.


So far what I've managed to pick up from him is that he thinks Obama can't do a good job of it and he can and that he wants war with Iran. To be fair it has been more of the former than the latter.
 
2012-04-26 04:01:06 PM

coeyagi: Marty McMittens:

[snip]


Bravo.

/Bonus points for "Jesus, I'm starting to sound like my old man George."
 
2012-04-26 04:36:02 PM

mcwehrle: Crotchrocket Slim: CPennypacker: Pfft. Everyone knows Obama is the only one with a Time Masheen

Good, what's the President's policy on Observer Immigration then? That's a vital thing to know especially after last week's episode of Fringe.


You know, that show, on Fox. On Friday. No, not X-Files, that hasn't been on the air in like a decade.

Yeah, that show with the lady FBI agent and that guy from- no, you're thinking of X-Files again, this is the show where the guy was a Mighty Duck before. Yup, that one, with the kickass old scientist. "I LOVE LSD!!!!"

I thought I was alone in watching that show.


I think it's just you and I, which sucks as John Noble justifies the existence of that show alone (though the rest of the cast rocks too). Thank God Anna Torv still has it in with Rupert Murdoch I guess?
 
2012-04-26 05:06:44 PM

Crotchrocket Slim: mcwehrle: Crotchrocket Slim: CPennypacker: Pfft. Everyone knows Obama is the only one with a Time Masheen

Good, what's the President's policy on Observer Immigration then? That's a vital thing to know especially after last week's episode of Fringe.


You know, that show, on Fox. On Friday. No, not X-Files, that hasn't been on the air in like a decade.

Yeah, that show with the lady FBI agent and that guy from- no, you're thinking of X-Files again, this is the show where the guy was a Mighty Duck before. Yup, that one, with the kickass old scientist. "I LOVE LSD!!!!"

I thought I was alone in watching that show.

I think it's just you and I, which sucks as John Noble justifies the existence of that show alone (though the rest of the cast rocks too). Thank God Anna Torv still has it in with Rupert Murdoch I guess?


Agree. I am waiting for a chance to use this answer:

"Are you on any medications?"
"Yes. Mostly recreational."
 
2012-04-27 12:29:36 PM

Jake Havechek: I think that Romney's major problem with connecting with ordinary Americans is that he's a smarmy dick.


Would you say he's just not good with... confrontations

/*kiss* "Woooo! Time to change the oil!"
//ah ah ah ah ah!
 
2012-04-27 12:35:39 PM

lennavan: Car_Ramrod: Does Romney even have a foreign policy? I haven't heard him say anything noteworthy on the topic.

Of course he does and his policy completely agrees with what you believe:

Click here if you think Obama was too weak in Libya. Link

Click here if you think Obama was too aggressive in Libya. Link


Holy crap, that's good.
Someone should do something similar with all the major policy issues, it would be hilarious.
 
2012-04-27 01:50:27 PM

Citrate1007: I think a lot of Bidden's gaffes are intentional and scripted. He will say something silly so that the media will pick up on his story. If he were to just say something negative about Romney people will ignore it, but instead he has a little sound bite right out of Kids Say the Darndest Things and it goes viral.

You see the thing is GOP, the reason that you think there is a liberal media is because the sound bites your provide make you sound like bat shi@t crazy soulless aristocrats. Whetever you were saying gets drown out by your sound bite that is so gut wrenchingly horrible that people can't move past to get to the context. Whereas bidden just makes you want to pat him on the head and and send him back to his kindergarden class.


More likely Biden is senile.
 
2012-04-28 01:26:34 AM
media.avclub.com
/seemed appropriate
 
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