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(Reuters)   "Governor Romney is counting on our collective amnesia, but Americans know that we cannot afford to go back to the future," said Biden, while hastily shooing his DeLorean chauffeur   (reuters.com) divider line 83
    More: Obvious, Joe Biden, Americans, U.S. President Barack Obama, defining issue, U.S. presidents, foreign policy, collective amnesia, Massachusetts Governor  
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2012-04-26 01:27:44 PM
"I think we can agree, the past is over."
- George W. Bush
 
2012-04-26 01:32:00 PM
Does Romney even have a foreign policy? I haven't heard him say anything noteworthy on the topic.
 
2012-04-26 02:03:50 PM

Car_Ramrod: Does Romney even have a foreign policy? I haven't heard him say anything noteworthy on the topic.


He's pretty hawkish on Iran.
 
2012-04-26 02:05:48 PM
 
2012-04-26 02:06:22 PM
Pfft. Everyone knows Obama is the only one with a Time Masheen
 
2012-04-26 02:06:43 PM
Whoa, this is heavy.
 
2012-04-26 02:06:49 PM

Car_Ramrod: Does Romney even have a foreign policy? I haven't heard him say anything noteworthy on the topic.


Does off shoring jobs and bank accounts count?
 
2012-04-26 02:09:33 PM

Car_Ramrod: Does Romney even have a foreign policy? I haven't heard him say anything noteworthy on the topic.


He thinks it's very important that the US support Czechoslovakia.
 
2012-04-26 02:09:48 PM

Car_Ramrod: Does Romney even have a foreign policy? I haven't heard him say anything noteworthy on the topic.


Not really, aside from that "we need a military so strong that no one would think think of testing it", which is at least noteworthy in the sense that it is incredibly retarded.
 
2012-04-26 02:09:53 PM
Are you saying he'll be back in time?
 
2012-04-26 02:12:16 PM

Philip Francis Queeg: Car_Ramrod: Does Romney even have a foreign policy? I haven't heard him say anything noteworthy on the topic.

Does off shoring jobs and bank accounts count?


Not really, because you don't money, you don't need fame, don't need no credit card to ride this train.
 
2012-04-26 02:12:21 PM
Came for comments about Libyans, leaving disappointed.
 
2012-04-26 02:12:47 PM
Ronald Reagan? The actor?
 
2012-04-26 02:13:29 PM
I like it. Calling him Governor Romney while talking of amnesia will make people remember Romneycare as well as Republican policy during Bush.
 
2012-04-26 02:14:05 PM

Aarontology: Car_Ramrod: Does Romney even have a foreign policy? I haven't heard him say anything noteworthy on the topic.

He's pretty hawkish on Iran.


I am sure that at about 10:04 PM next saturday night, Dick Cheney will send Romney.... back to the future! (to agree with him that the Arab Spring is a direct result of our invasion of Iraq)
 
2012-04-26 02:14:40 PM

spcMike: Ronald Reagan? The actor?


Who's vice president, Jerry Lewis?
 
2012-04-26 02:14:40 PM

Car_Ramrod: Does Romney even have a foreign policy? I haven't heard him say anything noteworthy on the topic.


Tell him which one you like and he'll agree with it.
 
2012-04-26 02:15:55 PM

Car_Ramrod: Does Romney even have a foreign policy? I haven't heard him say anything noteworthy on the topic.


Of course he does and his policy completely agrees with what you believe:

Click here if you think Obama was too weak in Libya. Link

Click here if you think Obama was too aggressive in Libya. Link
 
2012-04-26 02:16:25 PM

LouDobbsAwaaaay: Car_Ramrod: Does Romney even have a foreign policy? I haven't heard him say anything noteworthy on the topic.

Tell him which one you like and he'll agree with it.


I am pretty sure his base has been telling him all along that ALL brown people = bad. Romney, despite being the greatest panderer in the history of pandering, has yet to quite sign on to that one though.
 
2012-04-26 02:17:09 PM
You want me to make a donation...to the Coast Guard Youth Auxiliary!
 
2012-04-26 02:17:09 PM

coeyagi: LouDobbsAwaaaay: Car_Ramrod: Does Romney even have a foreign policy? I haven't heard him say anything noteworthy on the topic.

Tell him which one you like and he'll agree with it.

I am pretty sure his base has been telling him all along that ALL brown people = bad. Romney, despite being the greatest panderer in the history of pandering, has yet to quite sign on to that one though.


sin of omission
 
2012-04-26 02:17:21 PM
alltheragefaces.com

/oblig
 
2012-04-26 02:17:56 PM
So the birthers were right, Obama admin did have a time machine. Though it's probably a corvette instead.

God damnit so much.
 
2012-04-26 02:18:14 PM
Marty: What happens to us in the future Doc?
Doc: It's your kids Marty somethings gotta be done about your kids!
Marty: What do you mean?
Doc: Your daughter marries a black man!!
Marty: That's actually not a big deal for me
Jennifer: Yeah me neither
Doc: Wha-it-wha-it-you...Really?
Marty:Yeah I mean what's wrong with that?
Doc: oh oh ah nothing! Nothing! It's nothing I guess.. I think it's great! congratulations!
Marty: I don't think I'm comfortable around you anymore.
Doc: Did you know peanut butter was invented by a black man?
Marty: Too late Doc.
 
2012-04-26 02:18:28 PM

qorkfiend: You want me to make a donation...to the Coast Guard Youth Auxiliary!


Pretty amateurish photographic fakery - they cut off your mother's hair!
 
2012-04-26 02:19:22 PM
 
2012-04-26 02:19:24 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-26 02:19:36 PM

Jake Havechek: Marty: What happens to us in the future Doc?
Doc: It's your kids Marty somethings gotta be done about your kids!
Marty: What do you mean?
Doc: Your daughter marries a black man!!
Marty: That's actually not a big deal for me
Jennifer: Yeah me neither
Doc: Wha-it-wha-it-you...Really?
Marty:Yeah I mean what's wrong with that?
Doc: oh oh ah nothing! Nothing! It's nothing I guess.. I think it's great! congratulations!
Marty: I don't think I'm comfortable around you anymore.
Doc: Did you know peanut butter was invented by a black man?
Marty: Too late Doc.


gold jake gold
 
MFL
2012-04-26 02:21:34 PM
I'm a big fan of the "listen to what Joe Biden says and then do the opposite" foreign policy.
 
2012-04-26 02:21:53 PM
Joe Biden, attack dog. That's like Peewee Herman, hockey enforcer.
 
2012-04-26 02:22:16 PM

Starving Zimbabwe Trillionaire: [i.imgur.com image 480x415]


income and job growth always lag behind in a recovery. what's your point.
 
2012-04-26 02:22:19 PM

Jake Havechek: Marty: What happens to us in the future Doc?
Doc: It's your kids Marty somethings gotta be done about your kids!
Marty: What do you mean?
Doc: Your daughter marries a black man!!
Marty: That's actually not a big deal for me
Jennifer: Yeah me neither
Doc: Wha-it-wha-it-you...Really?
Marty:Yeah I mean what's wrong with that?
Doc: oh oh ah nothing! Nothing! It's nothing I guess.. I think it's great! congratulations!
Marty: I don't think I'm comfortable around you anymore.
Doc: Did you know peanut butter was invented by a black man?
Marty: Too late Doc.


Marty: But Lorraine wants to go with you to the dance, George!
George: But how is she going to go to the dance with me, if he she's going to the dance with (future mayor) Goldie Wilson.
Marty: Because, Dad-Dad-Dad-e-o, girls don't like it when... hey, there's nothing wrong with that. Haven't you seen Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?
George: No.
Marty: Well, you'll see it in a.... re-run.
George: What's a re-run?

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-26 02:23:07 PM

spcMike: Are you saying he'll be back in time?


I'm gonna go find a Hewey Lewis article and post it in the Sports tab.
 
2012-04-26 02:23:19 PM
Uh...I think you mean, "back to the past"


The reason the title is "Back to the Future" is because the character was thrown into the past
and wanted to get back to his own time in the future, in relative terms.


/but good try, we know what you meant anyway.
 
2012-04-26 02:24:01 PM
Of course we can't afford it! Do you even know how expensive plutonium is?! You can't just walk into any corner drugstore and buy it!
 
2012-04-26 02:24:08 PM
President Goldie Wilson. I like the sound of that.
 
2012-04-26 02:24:58 PM

PanicMan: spcMike: Are you saying he'll be back in time?

I'm gonna go find a Hewey Lewis article and post it in the Sports tab.


and the news?
 
2012-04-26 02:26:30 PM
"What's this thing I'm wearing?"
"It's, uh, a radiation suit."
"Of course - the fallout from the nuclear wars!"
 
2012-04-26 02:26:30 PM

Philip Francis Queeg: President Goldie Wilson. I like the sound of that.


A colored President. That'll be the day.
 
2012-04-26 02:27:02 PM
Biff: Hello, McRomney, Hello. Anyone home? Think, McRomney, Think. I gotta have time to clear the Etch a Sketch. You know what would happen if we ran the same campaign in the fall as we did in the spring?
McRomney: No.
Biff: You'd lose by 20%. You wouldn't want that to happen, would ya? WOULD YA???
 
2012-04-26 02:27:05 PM

feffer: Of course we can't afford it! Do you even know how expensive plutonium is?! You can't just walk into any corner drugstore and buy it!


ok.. well... I wonder how much electricity we can generate if we can harness the energy from a bolt of conservative poutrage?
 
2012-04-26 02:27:15 PM

Masso: So the birthers were right, Obama admin did have a time machine. Though it's probably a corvette instead.

God damnit so much.


Don't be kidding me. You know Obama would never buy an American car to make a time machine out of. He'd use a Prius.

When that thing hits 88 mph, eventually, you're going to see some serious shiat.
 
2012-04-26 02:27:40 PM
ONE POINT TWENTY-ONE GIGAWATTS?
 
2012-04-26 02:27:49 PM

MFL: I'm a big fan of the "listen to what Joe Biden Republicans say and then do the opposite" foreign policy of everything.

 
2012-04-26 02:28:10 PM
I have your car towed all the way to your house and all you have for me is Lite beer?
 
2012-04-26 02:29:11 PM

coeyagi: LouDobbsAwaaaay: Car_Ramrod: Does Romney even have a foreign policy? I haven't heard him say anything noteworthy on the topic.

Tell him which one you like and he'll agree with it.

I am pretty sure his base has been telling him all along that ALL brown people = bad. Romney, despite being the greatest panderer in the history of pandering, has yet to quite sign on to that one though.


Quite the contrary, he's full blown pander mode there. He thinks Arizona's SB1070 papers please law is a model for the country, is against the DREAM act, wants to build a border fence and opposes in-state tuition for children of illegal immigrants to name a few. Hell, he even had Kris Kobach as an adviser. Kris Kobach - an attorney for the Immigration Reform Law Institute, which does legal work for a group funded by a fund that describes itself as "in the Darwinian-Galtonian evolutionary tradition and eugenics movement"

How far right did RomneyBot go? Further right than Rick Perry - Perry's response was forceful and personal. "I don't think you have a heart."

Now, those of you who are thinking of supporting Romney but are afraid of his far right stance on brown people, worry not. In the general election, Kris Kobach is not an adviser, he is a supporter. And give Mitt a few days to clear his etch-a-sketch, you'll see he aligns with what you believe perfectly. I guarantee he will change his positions.
 
2012-04-26 02:29:41 PM
It's a question of whether we're going to go forward into the future, or past to the back.
Dan Quayle
 
2012-04-26 02:31:47 PM

lennavan: coeyagi: LouDobbsAwaaaay: Car_Ramrod: Does Romney even have a foreign policy? I haven't heard him say anything noteworthy on the topic.

Tell him which one you like and he'll agree with it.

I am pretty sure his base has been telling him all along that ALL brown people = bad. Romney, despite being the greatest panderer in the history of pandering, has yet to quite sign on to that one though.

Quite the contrary, he's full blown pander mode there. He thinks Arizona's SB1070 papers please law is a model for the country, is against the DREAM act, wants to build a border fence and opposes in-state tuition for children of illegal immigrants to name a few. Hell, he even had Kris Kobach as an adviser. Kris Kobach - an attorney for the Immigration Reform Law Institute, which does legal work for a group funded by a fund that describes itself as "in the Darwinian-Galtonian evolutionary tradition and eugenics movement"

How far right did RomneyBot go? Further right than Rick Perry - Perry's response was forceful and personal. "I don't think you have a heart."

Now, those of you who are thinking of supporting Romney but are afraid of his far right stance on brown people, worry not. In the general election, Kris Kobach is not an adviser, he is a supporter. And give Mitt a few days to clear his etch-a-sketch, you'll see he aligns with what you believe perfectly. I guarantee he will change his positions.


Oh, I know he's against OUR brown people. I meant ALL brown people in all corners of the world (hence the follow-up to the foreign policy question).
 
2012-04-26 02:32:55 PM

coeyagi: I am pretty sure his base has been telling him all along that ALL brown people = bad.


www.lonelybastards.com
 
2012-04-26 02:34:27 PM
I think a lot of Bidden's gaffes are intentional and scripted. He will say something silly so that the media will pick up on his story. If he were to just say something negative about Romney people will ignore it, but instead he has a little sound bite right out of Kids Say the Darndest Things and it goes viral.

You see the thing is GOP, the reason that you think there is a liberal media is because the sound bites your provide make you sound like bat shi@t crazy soulless aristocrats. Whetever you were saying gets drown out by your sound bite that is so gut wrenchingly horrible that people can't move past to get to the context. Whereas bidden just makes you want to pat him on the head and and send him back to his kindergarden class.
 
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