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(Cracked)   Want to be massaged by snakes or elephants? It is among the six "Luxury" Spa Treatments For The Extremely Rich & Insane   (cracked.com) divider line 23
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2012-04-26 12:38:38 PM  
Want to be massaged bitten by snakes or crushed to death by elephants?

FYFY
 
2012-04-26 01:55:23 PM  
Makes more sense and probably has a better effect on your health than 90% if the new age "medical" therapies. Especially if said theriapies prevent or cure autism.
 
2012-04-26 01:55:24 PM  
It's all fun and games until someone smells odd or swats at a fly or something.
 
2012-04-26 01:55:49 PM  
The rich can never be insane.

Only poor people are insane.

The rich are "eclectic"
 
2012-04-26 01:55:57 PM  
I'll take a snake massage
 
2012-04-26 01:56:19 PM  
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2012-04-26 01:57:10 PM  

meat0918: The rich can never be insane.

Only poor people are insane.

The rich are "eclectic"


Eccentric. Eels are eclectic.
 
2012-04-26 01:59:24 PM  

HailRobonia:

Eccentric.


That's what I meant. Howard Payne would be so disappointed...
 
2012-04-26 02:03:17 PM  

HailRobonia: meat0918: The rich can never be insane.

Only poor people are insane.

The rich are "eclectic"

Eccentric. Eels are eclectic.

electric.

For those who prefer their snakes a bit more... vibrate-y.

bzzzzzzz
 
2012-04-26 02:03:27 PM  

HailRobonia: [cdn101.iofferphoto.com image 582x854]


I loved that book.
 
2012-04-26 02:06:46 PM  

elev8meL8r: HailRobonia: meat0918: The rich can never be insane.

Only poor people are insane.

The rich are "eclectic"

Eccentric. Eels are eclectic. electric.

For those who prefer their snakes a bit more... vibrate-y.

bzzzzzzz


No, electric is how democracies choose their leaders, with the electrical college.
 
2012-04-26 02:17:08 PM  
Say what you like, but it feels nice to have a cold snake crawling on you when it's really hot outside. And the snake is just as happy to borrow some body heat. It's a win-win.
 
2012-04-26 02:18:51 PM  
I think the snake thing would probably feel good but you'd never catch me doing it. Especially not on my face. Hello salmonella!

That is unless I was sexxoring Lucy Liu
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2012-04-26 02:21:05 PM  

vodka: I think the snake thing would probably feel good but you'd never catch me doing it. Especially not on my face. Hello salmonella!

That is unless I was sexxoring Lucy Liu


Oh yeah. Forgot salmonella. I always wash my hands before and after handling Bill the corn snake just in case.

/he doesn't like to crawl over faces anyway
 
2012-04-26 02:23:06 PM  
Cool story sis time...

I was visiting a friend of a friend when his Burmese python crawled up the back of the chair I was in. Since I like snakes, I just let it crawl up and over my shoulders and neck. It was one of the better massages I've ever gotten.

FWIW, we were all pretty much the opposite of rich,,,
 
2012-04-26 02:56:54 PM  
The Aristocrats!
 
2012-04-26 03:10:25 PM  

HailRobonia: [cdn101.iofferphoto.com image 582x854]


woah... book purchased.
 
2012-04-26 03:40:10 PM  
The tea one doesn't sound that crazy. A lot of body washes and soaps onclude green or white tea as an ingredient because it is supposed to be good for the skin. Not as sure about the coffee, wine, or sake. Cupping is stupid, elephants can be surprisingly gentle, and the diamond thing is stupid.
 
2012-04-26 04:05:12 PM  
 
2012-04-26 04:14:23 PM  
Got a zany snake massage lady near here. She's a loon, I tells ya!
 
2012-04-26 05:43:54 PM  
Few things are as sexy and sensual as being draped or coiled by a big snake (NSFW).

The sinuous body curled around yours, waves of muscle motion rippling over your skin as the coils press against your muscles while the snake's body glides over yours... *shiver* It's an amazing sensation, quite relaxing too. The closest thing to a full-body massage you can get.

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2012-04-26 07:57:56 PM  
I used to have an adolescent ball python which I used to put in my beanie hat and put on my head. It would do laps around the crown of my head and it felt oh so good.

Also, I love FOOTFALL, the book.
 
2012-04-26 09:36:02 PM  
What someone who is extremely rich and insane might look like:

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