Wow, I didn't expect that to happen

You know, I bet Goodell goes to bed tonight thinking...All of you farks who boo me will be spending all your hard earned money on tickets, gear, watching games on TV, so fark you! Muhuhuhahahahaha

degenerate-afro: DO NOT ATTRIBUTE BUBBA SMITH WITH THE INDY COLTS YOU SONNOVAbiatch!

him and Unitas have some asses to kick

Really Mom? The Pin? Right now? Really?

That would have been awesome if they took RGIII

Epiphany: Already in the thread talking down other peoples hopes and dreams. Good to see you. Who do you hope the Seahawks pick?

I didn't follow college football all that closely last year - just want someone as a DE/rushing LB.

And then I want our O-Line to f*cking stay healthy for once so we don't have to worry about drafting more of 'em. Then we can worry about WR at some point.

oh_please: Does Luck look like Jerry Louis doing his Chinaman impression, or is it just me?

Brilliant.

Their audio keeps cutting out - I wonder if they're having to hit the dump button because of fan-yelled obscenities?

Rush Mountmore: Jim from Saint Paul: Epiphany: That and the fact that the 49ers don't have any real needs.

A special teams retuner who doesn't choke under pressure?

Quarterback.

They already have their QB of the future on their roster, and also have a QB that was a fumbled punt away from the Super Bowl (and led a farkload of 4th Quarter comebacks last season, including twice against the Saints). So yeah, QB isn't a need area for them, and would only be if they had a shot at Luck or RGIII (which they don't)

Its taking longer for them to take the damn pictures than it did to make the pick!

CavalierEternal: Gunny Highway: CavalierEternal: Gunny Highway: CavalierEternal: Gunny Highway: What is the Browns angle here?

To summarize what I said above:

*Bucs and Jets rumored to be pushing hard for trade to get T-Rich at #3
*Browns had 13 picks in this draft
*Browns gave up three later picks to make sure they got Richardson.
*Browns still have 10 draft picks and are now guaranteed their franchise RB

And you like this move?

Very much. We gave up 3 late picks who were long shots to make the team anyway in exchange for the 100% guarantee of the guy we covet.

Did Minnesota have any interest in Richardson?

No, but there were teams pushing hard to get their pick. Cleveland just made sure nobody did.

Got ya. I dont have a team in football but I pull for the Browns. So I hope you your and their sake this works out.

The draft begins with the third pick. Rumor has it Big Bill is trading up to 12 to get someone. Hopefilly its that BC LB

Goodell should take a page from Vince McMahons Playbook and have his audio guys muffle the boos

Tom Brady the paperboy: Really Mom? The Pin? Right now? Really?

That would have been awesome if they took RGIII

Still rooting for the Redskins to accidentally run out the clock and lose their pick.

/holy sh*t how happy would the Browns be to trade the No. 3?
//to the Redskins for another 2 first-rounders lmao

Lol @ browns

Seriously. WTF is that about.

jayhawk88: DaFlava737: Tannehill in the top 10 would be such a joke.

Can you imagine what he's going to look like for Miami next year if they throw him out there? Shades of Akili Smith.

Al Smith?

Wonder who goes #4?

Does anybody want a peanut?

Luck looks like Billy Bob Thorton in Slingblade.

Thanks Bud Light, GMC and Nike.

Igor Jakovsky: You know, I bet Goodell goes to bed tonight thinking...All of you farks who boo me will be spending all your hard earned money on tickets, gear, watching games on TV, so fark you! Muhuhuhahahahaha

Because the "grown men wearing jerseys" demographic is so difficult to look down upon.

Tom Brady the paperboy: The draft begins with the third pick. Rumor has it Big Bill is trading up to 12 to get someone. Hopefilly its that BC LB

Good player but not what the Pats need

robsul82: 4 years/$22M for Luck.

I wonder what the price to try and intentionally end his career would be?

LucklessWonder: Wonder who goes #4?

Hopefully not the Vikes

seventypercent: A fax is not a fox. I do not see what this "Car Fox" has to do with Car FAX.

Worked for Geico.

Hello everyone.

I just want to point out, that Andrew Luck is a huge dork.

DaFlava737: Does anybody want a peanut?

No more Mannings now I mean it!

No wait, Luck looks like the retard in Something About Mary.

Luck sounds like that dude from the Digital Underground

Tom Brady the paperboy: The draft begins with the third pick. Rumor has it Big Bill is trading up to 12 to get someone. Hopefilly its that BC LB

That's what I heard, too. Would love NE's 1st-rounders. Then pick up a couple of pass-rushers. We're damn near the 49ers' level, pretty much took the lead in the QB slot, just need some people to pressure QBs and probably some better targets (but they won't be available - gonna have to count on someone just randomly panning out).

eddievercetti: Commercial free? THEN WHY AM I WATCHING COMMERCIALS?

Berman said after this point.

Epiphany: Rush Mountmore: Jim from Saint Paul: Epiphany: That and the fact that the 49ers don't have any real needs.

A special teams retuner who doesn't choke under pressure?

Quarterback.

They already have their QB of the future on their roster, and also have a QB that was a fumbled punt away from the Super Bowl (and led a farkload of 4th Quarter comebacks last season, including twice against the Saints). So yeah, QB isn't a need area for them, and would only be if they had a shot at Luck or RGIII (which they don't)

I can only hope "of the future" means Kap.
"4th quarter comeback" means nothing if you blow for 3 quarters :)

Did they just compare RG3 to Ryan Leaf?

InferiousX: Hello everyone.

I just want to point out, that Andrew Luck is a huge dork.

I was just thinking how funny that interview with him would look if he turns out to be a huge bust.

eddievercetti: Commercial free? THEN WHY AM I WATCHING COMMERCIALS?

Haha...commercial free for the next hour, then cut to commercial

Do we know what socks RG3 is wearing already?

My bets are on "Bacon" socks.

Commercial free...startinggggggggNOW...okay, now! okay.......now!

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Commercial free starting......nnnnnnow!

geom_00: Epiphany: geom_00: I have a really really stupid question. What is the difference between a wide receiver, and a wide out?

Sorry

Nothing. Although some old timer will come in here and explain the nuances to you if there are any.

Thanks!

Oh my GOD! INDY IS TAKING LUCK

Wide reciever refers to the actual position (like QB, RB WR etc)

Wide out (along with Split End) refers a wide reciever on the line of scrimmage that is the furthest from the center on their side, though colloquially, the 2 terms are interchangable

Chris Berman is sports Dick Clark.