Well, there's another word that changed going over the pond I didn't know. Pit? Shouldn't that be pip?

colinspooky: Well, there's another word that changed going over the pond I didn't know. Pit? Shouldn't that be pip?

Pit = a large, central seed, as in peaches or plums.
Pip = one small seed out of many in a fruit, as in apples or oranges

Smugglin' seed from Cuba, eh? I say deport her. She'll get better health care.

snowshovel: "The family calls it a gift from God, a second chance, a miracle."

What kind of insane god would want someone to inhale a seed and suffer for 30 years of labored breathing and coughing up blood??!! Yes, truly this is a miracle!

She had to suffer before realizing how much god loved her.

At least she didn't have a potato growing in her snatch

Welcome to Narcotic Trends and Terminology. I want to thank you, the police officers of this fair town for flying me out here, paying for my five star hotel room and telling me where the hookers work. It is my mission to bring you up to date information on drug crazes that you've never heard of before. That should be worth the $25,000 speaking fee I'm charging. Today, I would share with the police officers in the room the serious drug addiction of seed huffing.

Seed Huffing is twenty times more addictive than Meth. In 2009, it was responsible for 20% of the drug convictions in a place that's not here. Last year, that number jumped to 85%! Seed Huffing will be coming to this community and will destroy it if you don't act fast.

The basic Seed Huffer is a teen or post teen. They may appear normal but have a unnatural interest in plants, growing things, television, technology and/or other things. They may also be interested or use other drugs, legal or illegal. When a Seed Huffer, or Seeder as they are known gets the desire to huff seeds, they will become violent and have been known to steal to feed their habit. Seeders who also sell the drugs have been know to rob green houses.

Once the Seeder has the drug, they will begin to hyperventilate. This is known as prepping the chute. The idea is that they will create enough force to send the seed in to the lungs where the chemicals can be released directly in to the blood stream. At the appropriate moment, the seed will then be drawn in to the lungal area of the chestive location where body chemicals will begin to extract the addictive chemicals. These chemicals give the Seeder a short but powerful high.

Seeders that are high have been known to have incredible strength and do not respond to authority. Tasers have a limited effect on a full blown Seeder. Once a person has tried Seeding, they will become dependent on it. It is 100% addictive.

A practiced Seeder will know the different seeds and which ones provide a strong high. Dealers are known as Appleseeders and use modern communication devices like pay phones and pagers to communicate with their customers. If approached by a law enforcement professional, they will scatter their product to reduce the possibility of arrest. This is known as 'scattering the seed.'

This threat is coming to this area and you must be prepared to meet it head on. Only that way, we will have the same kind of success as we did in thwarting the Meth, Crack, Marijuana, cocaine and Pop Rocks 'n Cola epidemics.

Thank you.

Pot is a fruit now?

Fruit. The silent killer....

This is in my neighborhood- Seminole Heights represent!
She should plant it and see if it grows. That would be cool.