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(Charlotte Observer)   New high score set for speed on highway to hell: Convicted sex offender sent to prison for stealing video games from a children's cancer ward   (charlotteobserver.com) divider line 47
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2012-04-26 01:45:12 PM  
Dude. Calm down. You're already a scumbag, what do you still have to prove?
 
2012-04-26 01:47:00 PM  
Out of all the things one can do in a children's cancer ward, he sure picked a mundane one.
 
2012-04-26 01:48:37 PM  
What's the over/under on how long he's alive in jail?

/Take the under
 
2012-04-26 01:48:40 PM  
Reminds me of the representative payee program manager (whom I knew) who systematically stole from the bank accounts of the mentally challenged. She's still on the run, years later.
 
2012-04-26 01:49:09 PM  
His anus will soon be gamed.
 
2012-04-26 01:50:34 PM  
We haven't heard his side of it yet. Maybe he stole all those free copies of "Billy Graham's Bible Blaster."

In which case he probably did them a favor.
 
2012-04-26 01:50:48 PM  
www.moviegoods.com
 
2012-04-26 01:50:58 PM  
Tumor removed on children's cancer ward.
 
2012-04-26 01:52:15 PM  
A scene from inside the vehicle they must have used to catch him:
i655.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-26 01:54:02 PM  
Right on, subby. Our judicial system IS on a highway to hell. Why send the guy to jail? Those kids aren't going to need videogames in a few months anyways.
 
2012-04-26 01:55:51 PM  
media1.break.com
But he had a potato gun...
 
2012-04-26 01:59:12 PM  

elev8meL8r: We haven't heard his side of it yet. Maybe he stole all those free copies of "Billy Graham's Bible Blaster."

In which case he probably did them a favor.


Or this:

chzvideogames.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-04-26 02:00:52 PM  

Yogimus: Out of all the things one can do in a children's cancer ward, he sure picked a mundane one.


29.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-04-26 02:04:57 PM  
Overachiever
 
2012-04-26 02:09:51 PM  

RedPhoenix122: elev8meL8r: We haven't heard his side of it yet. Maybe he stole all those free copies of "Billy Graham's Bible Blaster."

In which case he probably did them a favor.

Or this:


Too expensive. You'd have to pay me to take that.
 
2012-04-26 02:10:54 PM  

MessyDwarf: But he had a potato gun...


You're on the Justin beiber fan site also?
 
2012-04-26 02:18:15 PM  

Chinchillazilla: Too expensive. You'd have to pay me to take that.


I'd take it for free. I'd have to be paid to play it though.
 
2012-04-26 02:24:58 PM  
I use to hear plenty of stories about guys like that slipping down a flight of steps at the police station. Can we bring that back?
 
2012-04-26 02:29:09 PM  
I was going to ask what kind of sex offender. Were we talking a 19 year old with a 17 year old girlfriend, or someone who committed rape, or someone who wanked in a porno theater, or someone who committed rape, or someone who pissed on a wall in public.

Then I RTFA.
 
2012-04-26 02:30:25 PM  
At least he didn't get all sex offender-y this time.
 
2012-04-26 02:34:04 PM  

chaosweaver: At least he didn't get all sex offender-y this time.


Maybe he did with the games.
 
2012-04-26 02:40:01 PM  

RedPhoenix122: elev8meL8r: We haven't heard his side of it yet. Maybe he stole all those free copies of "Billy Graham's Bible Blaster."

In which case he probably did them a favor.

Or this:

[chzvideogames.files.wordpress.com image 500x697]


Years ago I used to work for this local mom & pop store that bought & sold used games.
When Superman 64 came out on a Wednesday, our store had 3 copies traded in by that Thursday.
 
2012-04-26 02:40:30 PM  

ConConHead: I was going to ask what kind of sex offender. Were we talking a 19 year old with a 17 year old girlfriend, or someone who committed rape, or someone who wanked in a porno theater, or someone who committed rape, or someone who pissed on a wall in public.

Then I RTFA.


You said "rape" twice.
 
2012-04-26 02:43:30 PM  

maudibjr: chaosweaver: At least he didn't get all sex offender-y this time.

Maybe he did with the games.


If his dick can squeeze through the hole in the center of the disk, he has more to worry about that prison rape
 
2012-04-26 02:58:33 PM  
On Wednesday, a jury found Charles Everette Hinton guilty of felony breaking and entering and felony larceny. The jury also convicted the registered sex offender of being a habitual felon and being unlawfully on premises intended for the use, care or supervision of minors.


/In other words, nobody wants you out of the slammer, you are worthless and a parasite on polite society, and have no intrinsic value at all. Best just kill yourself at this point, do the world one favor instead of being the scumbag that you are, and will always be.
 
2012-04-26 03:00:01 PM  
negro rapist is 47 years old

why not behind bars?

holder busy with sovereign citizens and Italians
 
2012-04-26 03:04:46 PM  
IN YO FACE!
 
2012-04-26 03:12:47 PM  
How YOU doin'?
media.charlotteobserver.com
 
2012-04-26 03:25:05 PM  

RedPhoenix122: elev8meL8r: We haven't heard his side of it yet. Maybe he stole all those free copies of "Billy Graham's Bible Blaster."

In which case he probably did them a favor.

Or this:

[chzvideogames.files.wordpress.com image 500x697]


Sir, you were obviously not alive in 1982.
 
2012-04-26 03:28:40 PM  
My wife's bookstore had every edition of the Seven Laws Of Spiritual Success stolen (shoplifted) every time she ordered them in until she had quit bringing them in.

That's gonna be some unique karma right there.
 
2012-04-26 03:30:10 PM  
At least he wasn't going around passing out Jesus Juice and offering penis therapy....
 
2012-04-26 03:34:25 PM  

royone: How YOU doin'?
[media.charlotteobserver.com image 316x379]


Jesse L Martin??

www.accesshollywood.com

/hot
//cue [thatsracist.gif]
 
2012-04-26 03:39:14 PM  

CaptainCliche: royone: How YOU doin'?
[media.charlotteobserver.com image 316x379]

Jesse L Martin??

[www.accesshollywood.com image 270x480]

/hot
//cue [thatsracist.gif]


That works. Jesse L Martin could at least him AND Detective Ed Green in a reprise made for TV Law & Order musical about his life.
 
2012-04-26 03:40:30 PM  
Turns out he was just stealing a copy of Mass Effect 3, kids said he could have that piece of crap.
 
2012-04-26 03:40:58 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: CaptainCliche: royone: How YOU doin'?
[media.charlotteobserver.com image 316x379]

Jesse L Martin??

[www.accesshollywood.com image 270x480]

/hot
//cue [thatsracist.gif]

That works. Jesse L Martin could at least PLAY him AND Detective Ed Green in a reprise made for TV Law & Order musical about his life.


FTFM, DAMMIT. (Or he could accidentally the whole Law & Order Musical. But more likely he is disappoint in me.)
 
2012-04-26 03:41:11 PM  
He must really miss Bubba Jane
 
2012-04-26 03:49:42 PM  
Why didn't he just beat up the old lady working as a reading volunteer on his way out? Or steal the tip jar in the employee cafeteria? He might as well scrape the ultimate bottom of the bucket, since he's already there.
 
2012-04-26 04:25:05 PM  

MasterPython: ConConHead: I was going to ask what kind of sex offender. Were we talking a 19 year old with a 17 year old girlfriend, or someone who committed rape, or someone who wanked in a porno theater, or someone who committed rape, or someone who pissed on a wall in public.

Then I RTFA.

You said "rape" twice.


i333.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-26 04:53:46 PM  

dang sure: negro rapist is 47 years old

why not behind bars?

holder busy with sovereign citizens and Italians


i18.photobucket.com
No Water, No Moon

When the nun Chiyono studied Zen under Bukko of Engaku she was unable to attain the fruits of meditation for a long time.

At last one moonlit night she was carrying water in an old pail bound with bamboo. The bamboo broke and the bottom fell out of the pail, and at that moment Chiyono was set free!

In commemoration, she wrote a poem:

In this way and that I tried to save the old pail
Since the bamboo strip was weakening and about
to break
Until at last the bottom fell out.
No more water in the pail!
No more moon in the water!
 
2012-04-26 05:33:00 PM  
I hope his cellmate is someone like this.
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-26 06:33:51 PM  
Well, he hasn't tried peddling dope disguised as a nun yet, so he still has a way to go.
 
2012-04-26 08:11:11 PM  
Dinner with bubba, with a dessert of fresh shank.
 
2012-04-26 09:27:35 PM  

chaosweaver: At least he didn't get all sex offender-y this time.


That is why he took the games. The kids turned him down.
 
2012-04-26 11:40:08 PM  

MasterPython: ConConHead: I was going to ask what kind of sex offender. Were we talking a 19 year old with a 17 year old girlfriend, or someone who committed rape, or someone who wanked in a porno theater, or someone who committed rape, or someone who pissed on a wall in public.

Then I RTFA.

You said "rape" twice.


Mongo likes candy ( I couldnt bring myself to say the right line)
 
2012-04-27 07:13:26 AM  

chaddsfarkprefect: Reminds me of the representative payee program manager (whom I knew) who systematically stole from the bank accounts of the mentally challenged. She's still on the run, years later.


hmmmm. I knew a lady who did the same thing, but I think it was she a payee for a program for Down's Syndrome people - not really sure, it was some time ago. She was on the lam for years, but I'm pretty sure I heard she was caught but no charges were brought. Anyway, people who steal from the vulnerable should be {enter punishment here}.

Funny thing about some people who work for those kind of organizations, non-profs ect. If they did it once, they most likely did it before, like in the case of the lady I'm talking about. After she ran away, we found out she took all kinds of money from an AIDS service org she previously worked for and got away with it. They didn't want the bad publicity and didn't go after her.


In recent news, this guy, one of our volunteers, someone I really liked, stole money from an emergency fund ($230) from a food bank I help run. Of course he's very sorry and all, but can't pay back the money. I'm the treasurer and all he had to do was ASK and I would have given him the damn money out of my own pocket. I think we should have called in the police, but I was overridden by cooler, kinder heads. Maybe it's for the best, I don't really know wtf is best to do in these cases. What I do know is things are getting worse, we have more people coming in every week and it's going to get much, much worse. SNAP benefits are being slashed in my state and we are not going to be able to cope. Please donate to your local food banks if you possibly can.
 
2012-04-27 04:17:23 PM  
Well hopefully he only played with the video games.
 
2012-04-28 10:27:33 PM  
Did he score?
 
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