rmoody: Seth'n'Spectrum: I get the feeling subby is confusing Nutella for Marmite or Vegemite. Nutella is awesome.

This. Chocolate Hazelnut-butter? You on crack if you think that's gross.

It's that or trolling. So which is more likely on Fark, that subby is wrong or subby is lying?

I like Nutella/marshmallow fluff sandwiches.

lizzyjo: A HINT? Really? It's more like chocolate with a hint of hazelnut.

More like sugar and palm oil with a hint of chocolate and hazelnut.

My ode to Nutella,

I lick my lips in anticipation. I watch you as your top slowly pops off, and shudder at excitement as I dig into you. When we are finished, I smile with what we shared, and look forward what we created together.

kaedric: peanut butter, banana, nutella sandwiches are the best energy food for long distance trail running. I always pack one....it is a super fuel (and tastes incredible too!)

/loved the calvin and hobbes reference too

Add some fluff and you've got the worlds best sandwich.

Grilled Peanut Butter & Nutella Sandwich. Make one tonight. It's the bestest thing you could ever eat in your whole life. You can thank me later.

PJ-: and look forward what we created together.

A sticky brown turd with a hint of hazelnut smell?

Citrate1007: Any ruling yet of Vegimite?

The Love Canal toxic waste spill was 93% Vegemite. The remaining 3% was Marmite and New Coke.

The missing 4% was the part of my brain that is supposed to do simple arithmetic.



/i can no longer count to potato.

Nutella is the only spread potentially capable of bringing about world peace, and I'll fight anyone who disagrees with me!

TommieFunk: [images.wikia.com image 214x283]

This reference was the only good part of the article.

/Yep, it's hot.

Came here for this. Leaving satisfied.

I'll just put this here.

http://leaandjay.wordpress.com/2012/02/05/nutella-double-chocolate-ba n ana-tart/

You're welcome.

Nutella and peanut butter on toast = breakfast of champions

/yeah, I know I sound fat

nutella, on vanilla ice cream is sex, really it is

Nutella is great on toast, bagels or English muffins. No, it's not healthy, but then neither is the tablespoon of butter or most of the jams or preserves that most people slather on such things. It's 3:40 - I think Talkie the Toaster is calling me to have some tea and toast with Nutella.

ChewbaccaJones: The other night I was wondering what the difference between:

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and

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...not much, I guess

Nuts?

vernonFL: Nutella is yummy farking disgusting..

That is all.

If I wiped my arse with bread it would look like Nutella and would taste better too.

Nutella on sliced apples.

Orgasm.

Walker: The My Little Pony Killer: As shown on the container: Nutella is part of a complete breakfast when spread on whole wheat toast and paired with three pieces of fruit, a glass of milk, and some orange juice.

If you honestly think that something as delicious as Nutella is healthy, you deserve to get fat and die of diet-related things.

Reminds me of those commercials for cereal like "Cookie Crisp" where they say "Cookie Crisp is part of a complete breakfast" and they show a table with so much food on it the table is starting to collapse.

Ah, Cookie Crisp. I remember begging my mom to buy that when I was little and she never would. When I went off to college, my roommate and I bought a box and were both expecting mouthfuls of sheer yumminess, made all the more hopeful by our long, unfulfilled, childhood wishes...but it sucked. It was like eating puffed up cardboard. Damn you, Cookie Crisp!!!

Citrate1007: Any ruling yet of Vegimite?

Vegemite on whole wheat toast = best post drinking binge breakfast accompaniment ever.

So I guess we should sue those frozen pizza companies for advertising peperoni pizzas that also contain chicken and pork in their pepperoni .

Nutella :: chocolate as Fark :: news

Petroleum distillates are not the breakfast of champions...

demaL-demaL-yeH: justneal: nutella, on vanilla ice cream is sex, really it is

Dammit, neal, we could have had an awesome simulpost.

sorry, i'll post 3 minutes slower next time

Psycoholic_Slag: Nutella on sliced apples.

Orgasm.

Still a better love story than Twilight.

Nutella and raspberry jam is so yummy.

Bondith: You go to hell, Subby.

/Nutella on pikelets from the tuck shop are a cherished childhood memory.
//Just realised that most of the people I know have no idea what half those words mean

I believe you said you were spreading chocolate on a fish from a transvestite apparel store?

ChewbaccaJones: The other night I was wondering what the difference between:

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and

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...not much, I guess

Hazlenuts. Duh.

Nightsweat: Bondith: You go to hell, Subby.

/Nutella on pikelets from the tuck shop are a cherished childhood memory.
//Just realised that most of the people I know have no idea what half those words mean

I believe you said you were spreading chocolate on a fish from a transvestite apparel store?

The Aristocrats!

Bondith: You go to hell, Subby.

/Nutella on pikelets from the tuck shop are a cherished childhood memory.
//Just realised that most of the people I know have no idea what half those words mean

ah yes the memories, they used to have the white nutella as well with the pikelets.

/off my lawn you whippersnappers!

If by "health food" you mean that its a good, wholesome food, designed to promote a healthy lifestyle and weight loss, then no. If by healthy you mean that you don't talk smack about Nutella and I won't kick your ass, then yes.

gameshowhost: Nutella is a goddamned addictive substance, yet it's edible.

I'll kill the lot of you for just a spoonful.

I use Nutella as icing whenever I make double chocolate brownies.
Eat the brownie and wash it down with a Mackeson's XXX stout, yummy.
/not fat.

stainedglassdoll: Mind Blown

A few years back, they found fake Ferrero Rocher chocolates in China with maggots inside. Haven't been able to eat them since.

azmoviez: That sucks. I love this commercial specifically for it's marketing brilliance. They never once say it's healthy.

But holy shiat, do they imply that it is. After those commercials ran I looked at a jar. The first farking ingredient is sugar, followed by palm oil.

ChewbaccaJones: The other night I was wondering what the difference between:

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and

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...not much, I guess

Nutella is flavored with hazelnuts as well, thus making it delicious.

When you find Nutella has been spread around your toilet seat, wipe it off and replace it (carefully) with human excrement. Use latex gloves. Dispose of the gloves, make sure your roommate is home, then drag them to the bathroom and scream, "what the fark is that!?!".

Nutella should have filed counter-suit against such frivolous claims about its advertising. Nutella is not responsible for some moron's inability to comprehend their advertising. No where in that commercial did they actually state that it was health food product, they merely displayed some common uses of their product as a condiment of healthy foods.

I know it's not healthy, but it's nice to have in limited amounts. It's also one of the few chocolatey things my stomach can handle these days.

Love taking a pita bread 'pocket', toast it, then put some nutella inside and let it melt for a minute. Yummm....