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(The Consumerist)   Nutella settles court case and acknowledges it's not a health food, nor is it really truly edible   (consumerist.com) divider line 230
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2012-04-26 10:34:36 AM
Subby is wrong. Straight from the pot by spoon is just fine. I know, I sound fat..... am a little, but haven't had any of this dream food for years. Just popping out now......
 
2012-04-26 10:39:08 AM

colinspooky: Straight from the pot by spoon is just fine


I have a friend who I normally respect when it comes to culinary matters who acts like that's the best treat ever.

It is not.
 
2012-04-26 11:53:24 AM
As shown on the container: Nutella is part of a complete breakfast when spread on whole wheat toast and paired with three pieces of fruit, a glass of milk, and some orange juice.

If you honestly think that something as delicious as Nutella is healthy, you deserve to get fat and die of diet-related things.
 
2012-04-26 12:06:44 PM
Nutella steak and eggs?
 
2012-04-26 12:20:45 PM
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/yay
 
2012-04-26 12:27:54 PM
You go to hell, Subby.

/Nutella on pikelets from the tuck shop are a cherished childhood memory.
//Just realised that most of the people I know have no idea what half those words mean
 
2012-04-26 12:56:14 PM
I'm ambivalent about Nutella. It's...OK. But I will *not* eat that crap for breakfast. My body wants sustenance and coffee for breakfast. Not plastic chocolate.
 
2012-04-26 12:57:01 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: As shown on the container: Nutella is part of a complete breakfast when spread on whole wheat toast and paired with three pieces of fruit, a glass of milk, and some orange juice.

If you honestly think that something as delicious as Nutella is healthy, you deserve to get fat and die of diet-related things.


Reminds me of those commercials for cereal like "Cookie Crisp" where they say "Cookie Crisp is part of a complete breakfast" and they show a table with so much food on it the table is starting to collapse.
 
2012-04-26 01:03:22 PM

CitizenTed: I'm ambivalent about Nutella. It's...OK. But I will *not* eat that crap for breakfast. My body wants sustenance and coffee for breakfast. Not plastic chocolate.


Nutella on a toasted bagel is the breakfast of champions.

The submitter is a nerdface, or allergic to chocolate and/or nuts.
 
2012-04-26 01:12:35 PM
Nutella is yummy.

That is all.
 
2012-04-26 01:12:40 PM
Submitter needs to shut his whore mouth.
 
2012-04-26 01:20:54 PM
I'm with subby.
 
2012-04-26 01:38:38 PM
TEAM NUTELLA IS MEH!
 
2012-04-26 01:48:37 PM
Nutella is a goddamned addictive substance, yet it's edible.

I'll kill the lot of you for just a spoonful.
 
2012-04-26 02:13:37 PM
Nutella on buttered toast.

Om-diggity-nom.
 
2012-04-26 02:55:08 PM

give me doughnuts: Nutella on buttered toast.

Om-diggity-nom.


Great, now I'm hungry.
 
2012-04-26 03:08:33 PM
That sucks. I love this commercial specifically for it's marketing brilliance. They never once say it's healthy.
 
2012-04-26 03:12:28 PM
Look, alls I know is Nutella is fewer points than Peanut Butter so yay for me. And it's crack on a spoon.
 
2012-04-26 03:12:59 PM
German girls will always go down when one spreads Nutella on one's fancy bits.

/third person impersonal at no extra cost
 
2012-04-26 03:13:13 PM
I like it. Nice alternative to Peanut Butter. Go through a jar about every 2-3 months.
 
2012-04-26 03:13:24 PM

Lionel Mandrake: I'm with subby.


That makes 3 of us then.
 
2012-04-26 03:13:27 PM
I get the feeling subby is confusing Nutella for Marmite or Vegemite. Nutella is awesome.
 
2012-04-26 03:14:29 PM

Saborlas: Submitter needs to shut his whore mouth.


My thoughts exactly. Glad someone said it.
 
2012-04-26 03:14:44 PM
Grilled nutella sandwich is great, as is grilled nutella & peanut butter.
 
2012-04-26 03:14:50 PM
If I was a black porn star when I blasted all over a chick's face I'd yell "NUTELLA!!!"
 
2012-04-26 03:15:16 PM
Real men make a Nutella & maple syrup sandwich for breakfast.
 
2012-04-26 03:15:27 PM
images.wikia.com

This reference was the only good part of the article.

/Yep, it's hot.
 
2012-04-26 03:15:50 PM
Insert pretzel rod halfway into nutella jar. Remove. Eat. Repeat untill dead.
 
2012-04-26 03:16:04 PM
FARK YOU SUBBY NUTELLA IS AWESOME
 
2012-04-26 03:16:43 PM
I would murder every panda in the world with my bare hands for a jar of nutella.
 
2012-04-26 03:16:56 PM
If I was offered free Nutella for life if I burned your house down, yer gonna be homeless.

/not fat, yet
 
2012-04-26 03:16:56 PM
Any ruling yet of Vegimite?
 
2012-04-26 03:17:13 PM
I love Nutella simply because it's junk food and I love pretty much all junk food but I've seen some of their ads and yeah, they're farking bullshiat. It's crap in a jar and it's obviously terribly unhealthy. They're a bunch of farking liars and deserve a good beating upside their collective heads.

/and now I feel a strong urge to go buy a jar of Nutella!
 
2012-04-26 03:17:38 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: As shown on the container: Nutella is part of a complete breakfast when spread on whole wheat toast and paired with three pieces of fruit, a glass of milk, and some orange juice.

If you honestly think that something as delicious as Nutella is healthy, you deserve to get fat and die of diet-related things.


It's a mystery, ain't it? The TeeVee told me spreading Nutella on toast is one of them good ideas for the little ones breakfast! I have to believe the TeeVee don't I? I mean, them people wouldn't lie to me, would they?

(seriously, Nutella on toast? Isn't that what we'd find at the Octomom's house of horrors?)
 
2012-04-26 03:17:39 PM
probably just cheaper for them to settle, unfortunately.

for once I'd love to see a company say "you know what...it's gonna cost more, but NO. You're an idiot. We're not going to settle. Fark you, you dumb, dumb coont".

Seriously...it's like a chocolate/nut paste..No one with half a brain would consider it a health food. It's sold right next to other spreads like jelly, peanut butter, etc.
 
2012-04-26 03:17:59 PM
Agreed subby; Nutella tastes awful.
 
2012-04-26 03:18:13 PM

Seth'n'Spectrum: I get the feeling subby is confusing Nutella for Marmite or Vegemite. Nutella is awesome.


This. Chocolate Hazelnut-butter? You on crack if you think that's gross.
 
2012-04-26 03:19:31 PM
Nutella on plain white bread with a tall glass of whole milk? Delicious
 
2012-04-26 03:19:50 PM

Walker: Reminds me of those commercials for cereal like "Cookie Crisp" where they say "Cookie Crisp is part of a complete breakfast" and they show a table with so much food on it the table is starting to collapse.


I remember those pictures. I also remember at the ripe old age of 10, trying to make a breakfast that had all those items and tried to eat/drink it all. I didn't need to eat for days.
 
2012-04-26 03:20:21 PM
I eat Nutella for breakfast all the time. And no, I'm not fat. In fact I'm about to go down yet another pants size. Portion control, people. Portion control.
 
2012-04-26 03:20:43 PM
Clean your toilet seat thoroughly. Take some Nutella, and spread some around the top of the toilet seat. When your roommate or SO sees it and screams,"what the fark is that!?!", reach down, put some on your finger, eat it and say,"hmmmm.....tastes like shiat to me".

Hilarity should then ensue.
 
2012-04-26 03:21:53 PM

StormnMormon: Insert pretzel rod halfway into nutella jar. Remove. Eat. Repeat untill dead.


Sadly, I just discovered this very thing last week and I don't know how I lived this long without knowing the deliciousness of that combo.
 
2012-04-26 03:21:56 PM
Everything is healthy in moderation.
 
2012-04-26 03:22:07 PM
"...with a hint of cocoa."
A HINT? Really? It's more like chocolate with a hint of hazelnut.
NTTAWWT
 
2012-04-26 03:22:33 PM
Fat people problems.
 
2012-04-26 03:22:36 PM
I've never been sure what the purpose of Nutella is.

I do like the taste, but it has always seemed like a dessert spread to me. Like opening up a can of frosting and putting that on toast. It doesn't seem right.

And I'll take red meat over sweets any day, .especially for breakfast. Breakfast should be bacon, steak or steak wrapped with bacon. Maybe a pork chop, too.
 
2012-04-26 03:23:19 PM
The other night I was wondering what the difference between:

upload.wikimedia.org

and

www.ordinaryrecipesmadegourmet.com

...not much, I guess
 
2012-04-26 03:23:42 PM

Citrate1007: Any ruling yet of Vegimite?


NSFW
 
2012-04-26 03:24:03 PM
Nutella is all right in the right context - and that context is dessert. I know a place near me that makes an awesome dessert pizza with sweet dough, covered with warm nutella and powdered sugar. It's delicious.

I'll never understand how Europeans use the stuff as a breakfast spread. Way too sweet for breakfast, IMO.

Given the choice, though, I'd take peanut butter over nutella every single time.
 
2012-04-26 03:24:04 PM
peanut butter, banana, nutella sandwiches are the best energy food for long distance trail running. I always pack one....it is a super fuel (and tastes incredible too!)

/loved the calvin and hobbes reference too
 
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