fat boy: SpikeStrip: Bunnyhat: SpikeStrip: totally germane!

Not trying to be racist, but it was the only two things I knew about the man. He was big. He was black. And he went through 96 cans of Miller Lite a week.

if he were white, would you have used that descriptive?

If he was white he probably would not have called him black,

So I guess No.

Also, if he were white, he probably would have paid for his beer.

SpikeStrip: Bunnyhat: SpikeStrip: totally germane!

Not trying to be racist, but it was the only two things I knew about the man. He was big. He was black. And he went through 96 cans of Miller Lite a week.

if he were white, would you have used that descriptive?

If he was white he probably would not have called him black,

So I guess No.

potato_chip_eating_geek: i want more crazy shoplifting stories.

I worked at an Albertson's photolab in college, and we had this WHITE guy come in every once in a while and steal a bottle of wine. He got busted by trying to exchange a bottle that he had just taken off the shelf for one of those foot massager/foot bath things.

Another time a group of ______ kids came in with their mom or untie or something and tried to steal 3 bags of chicken and like 8 boxes of those liquid popsicles things you freeze... They put all the stuff in a University of Florida styrofoam fridge and tried to just pay for the fridge. After being busted the lady claimed 1) that the grocery manager was racist for asking her to pay for her stuff, and 2) she thought it was a "dinner pack".

Another time some crazy old German lady stole all of our Polaroid film. Just put it in her cart, did a loop around the store, and walked out. She was a regular, too, and came back to do normal grocery shopping like a week later.

SpikeStrip: Bunnyhat: SpikeStrip: Bunnyhat: SpikeStrip: Bunnyhat: SpikeStrip: totally germane!

Not trying to be racist, but it was the only two things I knew about the man. He was big. He was black. And he went through 96 cans of Miller Lite a week.

if he were white, would you have used that descriptive?

If he was white, I probably wouldn't have said he was black, no.

so you would have written "big white man"?

Yes.

heh. bullshiat.

OK, so you DO go around looking for ways to get offended.

Bunnyhat: SpikeStrip: totally germane!

Not trying to be racist, but it was the only two things I knew about the man. He was big. He was black. And he went through 96 cans of Miller Lite a week.

96 cans a week is only a bit more than 13 beers a night, and since it's Miller Lite we're talking about, that's about six or seven actual beers. I'm pretty sure I could have done that back when I was in prime drinking shape, but back then I couldn't afford it. Although this dude seems to have solved that problem.