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		Bigfoot, Nessie, UFOs and Ghosts are just a few of the "hunts" that travelers can join in. "I do think there's a Squatch in these woods" (travel.nytimes.com)		71
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Because People in power are Stupid		2012-04-26 12:20:23 PM

Squatch meat is delicious. Tastes kind of like Mountain Grilla with a touch of Rangatang.

Rapmaster2000		2012-04-26 01:41:33 PM

You figure someone would have run over a Sasquatch at this point. Unless, they're not real or something.

gopher321		2012-04-26 02:25:19 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Squatch meat is delicious. Tastes kind of like Mountain Grilla with a touch of Rangatang.

I always thought it tasted like Chupacabra, maybe a hint of Yeti.

LarryDan43		2012-04-26 02:46:31 PM

Hodag?

Oznog		2012-04-26 02:50:24 PM

funk_soul_bubby		2012-04-26 02:50:35 PM

What about Creepy Gnome?

whoyoucallingaskeptic.files.wordpress.com

Mantour		2012-04-26 02:50:52 PM

Coelacanth		2012-04-26 02:51:07 PM

LarryDan43: Hodag?

Hodag Link

Sin_City_Superhero		2012-04-26 02:51:47 PM

gopher321: Because People in power are Stupid: Squatch meat is delicious. Tastes kind of like Mountain Grilla with a touch of Rangatang.

I always thought it tasted like Chupacabra, maybe a hint of Yeti.

You're preparing it wrong. Squatch meat should be dry-aged for at least 60 days before making steaks out of it. Squatch meat that has been improperly aged has a gamey taste. A bit like over-cooked unicorn tenderloin.

dittybopper		2012-04-26 02:52:10 PM

Wait, you can't bring a gun or a bow? Not even a spear or a net? Not really *HUNTING* then, is it?

misanthropologist		2012-04-26 02:52:28 PM

I live in a very Squatchy place, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

Jake Havechek		2012-04-26 02:54:19 PM

Courage the Cowardly Dog Meets Bigfoot

WhippingBoy		2012-04-26 02:54:28 PM

Everyone laughs, but sasquatches are real. My brother married one. her name is Yvonne, and she has a French-Canadian accent. Only 5 foot 3, but covered with coarse, black hair and has a foul odor of rotting fish about her.

dang sure		2012-04-26 02:54:32 PM

George Zimmerman is negro on his maternal side

what's holder and hobama gonna do

call im bigfoot

qorkfiend		2012-04-26 02:55:19 PM

It's that farking samsquantch!

SultanofSchwing		2012-04-26 02:56:05 PM

"Were officially dealing with a Samsquanch!"

SkylineRecords		2012-04-26 02:56:24 PM

A Samsquanch?

glenlivid		2012-04-26 02:56:29 PM

Say what you want, but Finding Bigfoot is a genius idea for a show. Four people got together and asked, "How can we get paid to smoke weed and f*ck around in the woods?" BAM!: Finding Bigfoot.

amindtat		2012-04-26 02:57:09 PM

Coelacanth: LarryDan43: Hodag?

Hodag

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wellreadneck		2012-04-26 02:57:32 PM

Childhood snipe hunts were sort of fun, but I can't see paying some stranger for one.

new_york_monty		2012-04-26 02:58:34 PM

No Jewpacabra?

netcentric		2012-04-26 02:59:27 PM

Dullards....

CheekyMonkey		2012-04-26 03:01:00 PM

These idiots should just camp out by Eddie Murphy's house, and wait for Aunt Bunny to come for a visit.

\goony-goo-goo

spentmiles		2012-04-26 03:04:35 PM

Damn, I want to put on a Sasquatch costume and go lurk in the woods.

Some crazy fool would probably shoot me though. He'd pull off the mask and realize that I'm human.

Then he'd say to the cops, "Well what was he doing out here in a Sasquatch costume, anyway?"

And the cops would say, "He's a damn fool, that's what he is."

And that'd be it.

HailRobonia		2012-04-26 03:04:38 PM

When I lived in Saskatchewan I went on a sasquatch hunt. Of course I was 6 at the time. And after a thorough search of the area, I determined there were no bigfoots in my neighborhood. I was prepared, though: I brought along a blanket to use as a net, a croquet mallet to fight off ape attack, and a fishbowl to use in case we found a baby sasquatch.

Mirrorz		2012-04-26 03:08:18 PM

Oznog: i635.photobucket.com

Great. Now I have the song in my head. He is the motherf*cking Pterodactyl...

WhippingBoy		2012-04-26 03:11:29 PM

spentmiles: Damn, I want to put on a Sasquatch costume and go lurk in the woods.

Some crazy fool would probably shoot me though. He'd pull off the mask and realize that I'm human.

Then he'd say to the cops, "Well what was he doing out here in a Sasquatch costume, anyway?"

And the cops would say, "He's a damn fool, that's what he is."

And that'd be it.

I've always wanted to dress up in a really realistic devil costume and jump in front of some fundie's window late at night screaming "I've come for your soul!!!!"

spentmiles		2012-04-26 03:18:41 PM

HailRobonia: When I lived in Saskatchewan I went on a sasquatch hunt. Of course I was 6 at the time. And after a thorough search of the area, I determined there were no bigfoots in my neighborhood. I was prepared, though: I brought along a blanket to use as a net, a croquet mallet to fight off ape attack, and a fishbowl to use in case we found a baby sasquatch.

If you had actual stumbled across a Sasquatch, it would have ripped you in farking half. Why did you bring a bunch of baby shiat to fight a 1200 pound wild animal? I sort of wish you'd of found one, so I wouldn't have to read such a stupid post.

verbaltoxin		2012-04-26 03:23:56 PM

Bigfoot, Nessie, UFOs and Ghosts are just a few of the "hunts" that travelers can join in. "I do think there's a Squatch in these woods"

Snipe hunts, all of them.

Fools and their money, and so on.

/And I still miss "Proof"

HailRobonia		2012-04-26 03:23:57 PM

spentmiles: HailRobonia: When I lived in Saskatchewan I went on a sasquatch hunt. Of course I was 6 at the time. And after a thorough search of the area, I determined there were no bigfoots in my neighborhood. I was prepared, though: I brought along a blanket to use as a net, a croquet mallet to fight off ape attack, and a fishbowl to use in case we found a baby sasquatch.

If you had actual stumbled across a Sasquatch, it would have ripped you in farking half. Why did you bring a bunch of baby shiat to fight a 1200 pound wild animal? I sort of wish you'd of found one, so I wouldn't have to read such a stupid post.

Hey, can't you read? I had a croquet mallet and a blanket, more than enough to defeat a saquatch, a wolfman, or even an E.T.!

dj_spanmaster		2012-04-26 03:25:17 PM

"I do think there's ~~a Squatch~~ an idiot in these woods"

Dog Welder		2012-04-26 03:25:35 PM

Hunting that damn ol' Loch Ness Monster isn't tough. You just gotta stay at home and wait for him to come around and ask for tree fiddy.

HailRobonia		2012-04-26 03:33:12 PM

It's easy to hunt bigfoot. You go out in the woods and lure them in with the sasquatch mating call: Owa tana siam. Shout that repeatedly to entice the gentle forest apes.

RobSeace		2012-04-26 03:43:28 PM

WhippingBoy: Everyone laughs, but sasquatches are real. My brother married one. her name is Yvonne, and she has a French-Canadian accent. Only 5 foot 3, but covered with coarse, black hair and has a foul odor of rotting fish about her.

Does she regularly fall down flights of stairs and say "Goonie goo goo" a lot?

Gyrfalcon		2012-04-26 03:43:33 PM

Rapmaster2000: You figure someone would have run over a Sasquatch at this point. Unless, they're not real or something.

They have, but they keep winding up being moose.

whither_apophis		2012-04-26 03:43:58 PM

"In me own words" is the funniest damn book I've read.

/Squatch can be found handing out towels in the Tulsa Chunder locker room
//or whatever their name is

kid_icarus		2012-04-26 03:46:08 PM

Gyrfalcon: Rapmaster2000: You figure someone would have run over a Sasquatch at this point. Unless, they're not real or something.

They have, but they keep winding up being moose.

So, wait...are you saying that sasquatch can shapeshift?

An Idiot		2012-04-26 03:49:43 PM

dj_spanmaster: "I do think there's a Squatch an idiot in these woods"

Sometimes I am in the woods!

Gyrfalcon		2012-04-26 03:54:15 PM

kid_icarus: Gyrfalcon: Rapmaster2000: You figure someone would have run over a Sasquatch at this point. Unless, they're not real or something.

They have, but they keep winding up being moose.

So, wait...are you saying that sasquatch can shapeshift?

Only after they're dead.

Coelacanth		2012-04-26 03:56:34 PM

funk_soul_bubby: What about Creepy Gnome?

[whoyoucallingaskeptic.files.wordpress.com image 640x375]

This is a clip from a Mexican ripoff/scam/attention whoring video based on the Detroit myth Link

Forced Perspective		2012-04-26 03:58:53 PM

Rapmaster2000: You figure someone would have run over a Sasquatch at this point. Unless, they're not real or something.

I'm not sure how many people actually believe in Sasquatch, but does anybody know how such people account for the total lack of skeletons? Okay, so Sasquatch is really good at hiding. Fine, whatever. What happened to all the Sasquatch bones?

fugeeface		2012-04-26 03:59:26 PM

/hot, so lazy

kid_icarus		2012-04-26 04:00:18 PM

Gyrfalcon: kid_icarus: Gyrfalcon: Rapmaster2000: You figure someone would have run over a Sasquatch at this point. Unless, they're not real or something.

They have, but they keep winding up being moose.

So, wait...are you saying that sasquatch can shapeshift?

Only after they're dead.

Wow. That explains everything...

Get Your Dick Out Of My Food		2012-04-26 04:01:12 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Squatch meat is delicious. Tastes kind of like Mountain Grilla with a touch of Rangatang.

your mom's squatch is delicious.

HailRobonia		2012-04-26 04:02:21 PM

funk_soul_bubby		2012-04-26 04:02:35 PM

Coelacanth: funk_soul_bubby: What about Creepy Gnome?

[whoyoucallingaskeptic.files.wordpress.com image 640x375]

This is a clip from a Mexican ripoff/scam/attention whoring video based on the Detroit myth Link

I know, but he sure can dance!

austin_millbarge		2012-04-26 04:07:27 PM

This looks like a squatch. I can tell from seeing quite a few squatches in my day.

DontMakeMeComeBackThere		2012-04-26 04:13:14 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Squatch meat is delicious. Tastes kind of like Mountain Grilla with a touch of Rangatang.

It's Rangotan, you unedumacated hick!

ReAnimator		2012-04-26 04:38:43 PM

Forced Perspective: Rapmaster2000: You figure someone would have run over a Sasquatch at this point. Unless, they're not real or something.

I'm not sure how many people actually believe in Sasquatch, but does anybody know how such people account for the total lack of skeletons? Okay, so Sasquatch is really good at hiding. Fine, whatever. What happened to all the Sasquatch bones?

Guess how many bear skeletons are found in the wild each year. If you guessed less than 10 you'd be correct, and there are a ton of bears. Nature how does it work?

/this is not to endorse the existence of squatches, just fyi

fmcgalaxie500		2012-04-26 04:40:28 PM

Forced Perspective: Rapmaster2000: You figure someone would have run over a Sasquatch at this point. Unless, they're not real or something.

I'm not sure how many people actually believe in Sasquatch, but does anybody know how such people account for the total lack of skeletons? Okay, so Sasquatch is really good at hiding. Fine, whatever. What happened to all the Sasquatch bones?

THIS and also I cannot recall them every finding any dropping, scat, shiat or whatever you want to call it. They would have to go, kind of like "Does a Bear....?"

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