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(USA Today)   Vice President Romero lays out the simplest re-election strategy so far: Osama is dead, General Motors is alive   (content.usatoday.com) divider line 13
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2012-04-26 01:21:12 PM
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Mrtraveler01: Serious Black: vernonFL: Barack Hussein Obama:

- Is an empty suit who has no idea what he's doing / has hatched his sinister master plan to destroy America, Capitalism and Christianity.

- Is a Muslim who wants to bring Sharia Law to America / is an Athiest Commie

- Has apologized, appeased and and surrendered to our enemies / is a war criminal.

Do you know how stupid you sound when you say Obama is all of these things???

It's not stupid at all. Obama is each of those things on different days of the week. Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays he is a Muslim empty suit who can't stop apologizing and appeasing everyone. Tuesday, Thursday, and the weekend, he's an evil, atheist communist who wants to illegally destroy America and the rest of the world.

I really need to get a calendar to keep track of this stuff.


The third Sunday after the spring equinox is the Fartover, when all of the inhabitants of the land make their way back to their home villages and pay 200% of their capital gains taxes. A holy feast is then held for the hippies of the land, where they do stink most mightily and smoke their reefer cigarettes, and as the job creators are beheaded at dusk, the hippies give the wealth to the welfare queens while the enemies of America dance lewdly on the hilltops.

And no work is done, for it is a solemn day of rest for Fartbongo.
2012-04-26 10:03:38 AM
2 votes:

Aar1012: EnviroDude: And if you are going to hang the success of your foreign policy on killing a guy, then you really don't have much to crow about, do you?

You don't think that if Bush had killed Bin Laden that the GOP wouldn't have used his corpse as the podium?


Bush would have had him stuffed and mounted in the West Wing. You KNOW he'd have wanted a souvenir. Then he'd have gone on TV dressed as a SEAL to make the announcement.
2012-04-26 02:54:09 PM
1 votes:

Debeo Summa Credo: liberals who were so opposed to Bush that they criticized any move he made regarding a response to 9/11,


This is personally my favorite right-wing canard:

"Rush Limbaugh, the intellectual father of modern conservatism, called on his listeners to 'hound and harass' Democrats out of office.Republican states have threatened to secede from the union, provoking inevitable civil war if they do. Republican leaders employ inflammatory rhetoric intentionally calculated to hint at political violence.

But both sides are equally bad, because some hippy HATED BUSH NO MATTER WHAT HE DID. SEE, HERE HE IS BURNING BUSH IN EFFIGY AT AN ANTIWAR PROTEST! THEY'RE EXACTLY THE SAME!"
2012-04-26 02:24:44 PM
1 votes:
Here's the thing:

It is coming out that major players in Obama's administration advised against the bin Laden raid. They foresaw disastrous political consequences if the raid failed. But Obama put protecting America above his own political fortune, and he made the right call for the country.

Now, who do you trust handling the NEXT 3 AM phone call? President Obama, who has demonstrated the grit, leadership, and moral courage to do what's right for America instead of what's politically expedient?

Or Mitt Romney?

Election over. Welcome to Obama II.
2012-04-26 01:39:15 PM
1 votes:
I think, in the mind of the Teabaggers, Obama doesn't have to be 2x better just to be considered average. I think he could reasonably get way with only being 2/5ths better in order to be considered average...
2012-04-26 01:24:25 PM
1 votes:

Aarontology: FlashHarry: Aarontology: EnviroDude: And if you are going to hang the success of your foreign policy on killing a guy, then you really don't have much to crow about, do you?

Teabaggers: pro-Osama

lol. well, this is not far from the truth. they were pro-gaddafi when obama was against him. and rush limbaugh famously took the side of somali terrorists when obama gave the order for navy seals to kill them during the maersk alabama crisis.

seriously - if obama is for it, they're against it. whether it's oxygen, apple pie or missionary-style straight sex.

It's freaking amazing. Since 9/11 all we heard was that he was the most evil man on Earth and America's number one enemy, but as soon as he was killed, the right acted like he wasn't that big of a deal.

They seriously minimize the murder of three thousand Americans because they hate the president that had bin Laden killed.



Don't forget the thousands who died because Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein were first cousins who used to talk about destroying America at family picnics.
2012-04-26 01:22:33 PM
1 votes:

Rwa2play: urbangirl: the loss of our country's AAA credit rating...see above

Actually, it was more like the little dick games that the Congressional Republicans were playing thinking that it would affect Obama's standing. In actuality, it hurt Congressional Republicans much worse.


I think it was also the same time most Americans caught on to the Tea Party's bullshiat. Because after that they shrank in popularity and influence.
2012-04-26 01:14:06 PM
1 votes:
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WE GET IT, HE'S A NARCISSIST.
2012-04-26 01:06:41 PM
1 votes:

Il Douchey: cc1984: I'm sorry. Was the "abject failure" not any of those?


No, that stuff is all small ball. I'm talking about the unprecedented, sickening multi-trillion increase in our national debt. I'm talking about 135% increase in food stamps. I'm talking about $4/gallon gas while our own resources are throttled. I'm talking about the loss of our country's AAA credit rating. I'm talking about union goons being bailed out, coddled and put ahead of bondholders by an obedient president. I'm talking about fast and furious. I'm talking about 26 year old Americans who aren't ashamed to be treated as children. I'm talking about an ill conceived, unpopular, unconstitutional Obamacare that will soon die anyway.

I don't care if he has an R or a D in front of his name, he's got a huge L on his forehead.


"All that and more, next, on the Sean Hannity show."
2012-04-26 11:17:09 AM
1 votes:

ManateeGag: Il Douchey: I'm talking about $4/gallon gas

Since when does the president control gas prices?


It dropped from 3.95 to 3.83 recently where I am, so I guess he must have figured out how the down switch works.

/eyeroll
2012-04-26 09:39:37 AM
1 votes:

EnviroDude: pinnacle of your foreign policy


And don't get him started on those wars Obama started in Iraq and Afghanistan.
2012-04-26 09:31:33 AM
1 votes:

Aar1012: EnviroDude: And if you are going to hang the success of your foreign policy on killing a guy, then you really don't have much to crow about, do you?

You don't think that if Bush had killed Bin Laden that the GOP wouldn't have used his corpse as the podium?


Hell they would have made a film of Bush stepping out of the helicopter with the Seal team. And Fox would have run it 50 times a day for a month.
2012-04-26 09:08:48 AM
1 votes:

EnviroDude: And if you are going to hang the success of your foreign policy on killing a guy, then you really don't have much to crow about, do you?


Teabaggers: pro-Osama
 
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