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		When collecting a $12 debt for a haircut, soliciting help from the Leader of the Free World may be a bit of overkill (blogs.tcpalm.com)		36
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ArkAngel		2012-04-26 10:23:22 AM

The reports contain no details on the "mother(expletive)" that Epps claimed Obama owns.

Comedy gold

Bad_ad85		2012-04-26 11:22:04 AM

Sin_City_Superhero		2012-04-26 11:22:06 AM

(Expletive) you (racial slur).

Slartibartfaster		2012-04-26 11:23:47 AM

There is no such thing as "the leader of the free world"

Krikkitbot		2012-04-26 11:24:44 AM

Putin?

Jake Havechek		2012-04-26 11:26:10 AM

Sounds like a sweet girl. She sucks her dad's cock with that filthy mouth?

Citrate1007		2012-04-26 11:26:42 AM

So less funding for inner city public schools?

evilmrsock		2012-04-26 11:27:32 AM

Yo, what a cop gonna do? Obeezy mah REAL nubian now, you know what I'm saying? Obeezy gonna GET me my $12 dolla!

/ I'm so sorry. I love this show.

Your Boss		2012-04-26 11:27:53 AM

Can someone translate that article for me?

WTF was Obama doing there? Was he driving the bus, or the one with the Budweiser?

weapon13		2012-04-26 11:29:09 AM

Black peoples problems

H31N0US		2012-04-26 11:29:19 AM

Don't call me "cracker"! Only WE can say that!

Sin_City_Superhero		2012-04-26 11:33:21 AM

H31N0US: Don't call me "cracker"! Only WE can say that!

Honkey, please!

Sock Ruh Tease		2012-04-26 11:33:25 AM

Barely anyone knows that Liechtenstein exists, let alone know enough about it to name Klaus Tschütscher while soliciting help from him.

glass_ibis		2012-04-26 11:33:43 AM

"Leader of the Free World"

*shudder*

Jake Havechek		2012-04-26 11:34:22 AM

Ulrich von Lichtenstein ?

offmymeds		2012-04-26 11:34:37 AM

Slartibartfaster: There is no such thing as "the leader of the free world"

HERESY!!!

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THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!

cig-mkr		2012-04-26 11:36:15 AM

Sin_City_Superhero: H31N0US: Don't call me "cracker"! Only WE can say that!

Honkey, please!

White bread, thank you

BigNumber12		2012-04-26 11:40:58 AM

Citrate1007: So less funding for inner city public schools?

Ah yes, because throwing more money at the schools will change the subculture's values. Comedy gold.

chookbillion		2012-04-26 11:42:02 AM

offmymeds: Slartibartfaster: There is no such thing as "the leader of the free world"

HERESY!!!

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THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!

You were just dying to use that any chance you got, huh?

/dnrtfa because Will Greenlee.

I want your skull		2012-04-26 11:55:23 AM

chookbillion: /dnrtfa because Will Greenlee.

This.

offmymeds		2012-04-26 11:55:35 AM

chookbillion: offmymeds: Slartibartfaster: There is no such thing as "the leader of the free world"

HERESY!!!

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THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!

You were just dying to use that any chance you got, huh?

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Okieboy		2012-04-26 11:56:25 AM

Is there any reason to allow people like this to live in this country? Not much chance of someone like that ever contributing to society in any way. On the fast track to babies and welfare.

(I think I saw her on Hard Core Pawn)

cgraves67		2012-04-26 11:59:38 AM

Somebody got a C- in civics class.

Crewmannumber6		2012-04-26 12:02:19 PM

Not if it works

EnviroDude		2012-04-26 12:05:10 PM

Slartibartfaster: There is no such thing as "the leader of the free world"

anymore

JohnCarter		2012-04-26 12:12:55 PM

The article was in fact comedy gold; debtor, debtee; Obama; etc.

They should have sold tickets and the young ladies could have more than recouped the aforementioned $12 that one debutante owed to the other

Do you the Budweiser that was sadly spilled was a Bud Select or possibly one of Anheauser Busch's fine array of malt beverages?

oryx		2012-04-26 12:14:04 PM

Obama owns this mother(expletive)! What does that even mean?

/don't mean what (expletive) stands for.

The First Four Katy Perry Albums		2012-04-26 12:17:16 PM

Oh, entitled black women, is there anything your strong, independent ass won't do? Besides politely pay for services rendered, I supposed.

Jake Havechek		2012-04-26 12:59:24 PM

Obama gonna pay my rent and gas bill!

How?

From his money stash!

Mog32Kupo		2012-04-26 01:06:28 PM

The First Four Katy Perry Albums: Besides politely pay for services rendered, I supposed.

She was 12 when Obama came into office, I'm guessing she was raised with the thought that he was their lord and savior of money woes.

4 years of this idea that he is going to change everything, allow her not to have to work or pay for anything...well affects young impressionable minds.

/not trolling...too hard
//just speculating
///datsracist.gif

dendawg		2012-04-26 01:26:03 PM

I personally said one of the cops said, "It looks like we did do shiat to you!"

/Cracka, please!

Skr		2012-04-26 01:49:47 PM

The leader of the free world has come to hear of your troubles.

Fool0ndahill		2012-04-26 02:37:16 PM

That was fun. I haven't done Madlibs in years.

badhatharry		2012-04-26 03:14:56 PM

oryx: Obama owns this mother(expletive)! What does that even mean?

/don't mean what (expletive) stands for.

She thinks Obama owns this country. It's not that crazy an idea. It's just more like a lease with approval to make renovations.

jharbor		2012-04-26 03:24:38 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: Barely anyone knows that Liechtenstein exists, let alone know enough about it to name Klaus Tschütscher while soliciting help from him.

I got drunk in Vaduz. My wife was pissed because she had to drive us back to Zurich.

8InchFloppy		2012-04-27 05:49:01 PM

Over the years they have made slight cosmetic improvements to that neighborhood, but is the same nasty hood no matter what they do. This little po-dunk town was rated 16th most dangerous town in the country. You say,"Sixteenth, hey that's nothing look at Detroit our New Orleans, now those are dangerous!" That may be true but Fort Pierce only has a population of 43,000 people.

\Holla to my peeps on 12th and D!

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