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(Daily Mail)   Really, who doesn't enjoy farewell intercourse?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 303
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2012-04-26 03:49:18 PM  

AgentBang: It's sick for all obvious reasons, but bundled with the rest of the laws provisions it's even worse.

We're going to take away more of what little rights you have, lower the marriage age for the creepy older guys, and...what the hell, let your husband rail and defile your dead body if you die.

So farked up.


Your post is intolerant and you should feel bad. Cultural diversity is a good thing.
 
2012-04-26 03:49:43 PM  
I'd consider it if she was drop-dead gorgeous.

Ba-ZING!
 
2012-04-26 03:51:24 PM  

Gosling: Slaxl: "It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women's rights of getting education and employment."

As always the headline focuses on completely the wrong thing. That is far worse than letting a guy screw a corpse.

I'm actually debating whether or not that's true. Sex with your dead wife's corpse is pretty damn bad.


Women are obviously victims if they have no right to education and employment.

If a guy farks a corpse...who is the victim?
 
2012-04-26 03:51:26 PM  

ChrisDe: It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women's rights of getting education and employment.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x275]

Miss me yet?


Beat me to it
 
2012-04-26 03:52:32 PM  
.......It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women's rights of getting education and employment.


...and yet how many of us here and millions others all over were cheering for the Arab Spring and the ousting of Mubarak because we wanted these fine people of Egypt and middle East to have freedom and a progressive democratic and fair society. Oh how naive we were.
 
2012-04-26 03:53:37 PM  
Just make sure you finish before rigor mortis sets in. There's nothing more telltale than the pear shaped coffin.
 
2012-04-26 03:57:05 PM  
came for Dead Girl References

//nasty
/article writer is a moran
 
2012-04-26 03:57:08 PM  
Mission Accomplished!

And this is what everyone wants to spread across the Middle East? Good thing that horrible dictator is gone so Al Qaida can replace them. Democracy, amirite?
 
2012-04-26 03:57:25 PM  
So, fake or a 100% true representation of the freaky laws they're trying to pass in one go?

Smacks of amendment-poisoning, to me.
 
2012-04-26 03:58:17 PM  
"It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women's rights of getting education and employment."

Like i said, the usual Arab dilemma: a ruthless secular oppressor or islamic fundamentalist nutjobs.
Same thing will happen in Syria once Assad junior is killed.
 
2012-04-26 03:59:51 PM  
Who are WE to judge this noble, peaceful culture and its customs?
 
2012-04-26 04:02:27 PM  
Code Blue! We have a Code Blue!

And I don't even care how she died...
But I like it better if she smells of formaldehyde!
 
2012-04-26 04:04:10 PM  
Is there a non Daily Fail source for this information including factual information on the proposed law and its prospects of actually passing? Not that the Daily Fail isn't super fantabulous and all, but...

Contrabulous Flabtraption
/cue the "every religion sucks" comments because you're too much a PC pussy to say one thing sucks worse than another

Your religion sucks. Just yours.
 
2012-04-26 04:05:23 PM  
Last call in Abdullah's Boudoire........
This area of the world was the cradle of civilization and now they are down to this?
How much longer until we degrade to this?
 
2012-04-26 04:06:16 PM  

SuperNinjaToad: and yet how many of us here and millions others all over were cheering for the Arab Spring and the ousting of Mubarak because we wanted these fine people of Egypt and middle East to have freedom and a progressive democratic and fair society. Oh how naive we were


Not all of us. Anyone who lived for a few decades in the Middle East saw this coming miles away.
 
2012-04-26 04:06:55 PM  
FTA:
The subject of a husband having sex with his dead wife arose in May 2011 when Moroccan cleric Zamzami Abdul Bari said marriage remains valid even after death.

He also said that women have the right to have sex with her dead husband, alarabiya.net reported.


Unless that husband died with an erection and rigor mortis quickly set in, I don't see that happening.
 
2012-04-26 04:08:06 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: Fun with duplicates aside...

"It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women's rights of getting education and employment."

Way to go Egypt. Way to go.

/GOP's wet dream


Yep, they're just less open about their agenda.

Especially in Indiana and Tennessee the South.
 
2012-04-26 04:08:26 PM  
I've heard of a dead head, but really!
 
2012-04-26 04:09:48 PM  
userserve-ak.last.fm
FMD
 
2012-04-26 04:13:15 PM  

ChrisDe: It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women's rights of getting education and employment.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x275]

Miss me yet?


Oh yeah...
www.lhdi.net
 
2012-04-26 04:13:17 PM  
Hunter_S_Thompson
Mission Accomplished!

And this is what everyone wants to spread across the Middle East? Good thing that horrible dictator is gone so Al Qaida can replace them. Democracy, amirite?


He was in fact a horrible dictator. And wtf does Al Qaida have to do with this story? Egyptian Islamists do not equal Al Qaida, but then that should be obvious.

Stop spouting stupid under Hunter's name. The good doctor was anything but...
 
2012-04-26 04:13:25 PM  
Assuming a normal room temperature - after 6 hours, she would have an internal body temperature of about 88-degrees.

/still, it's pretty sick
 
2012-04-26 04:14:36 PM  
RELIGION OF wtfamireading.jpg
 
2012-04-26 04:15:22 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: LOL, Islam is stupid.

/cue the "every religion sucks" comments because you're too much a PC pussy to say one thing sucks worse than another


Splitting hairs.

Saying religion A sucks less than religion B is like saying Bud Lite sucks less than Coors Lite. While it might be technically true, I want nothing to do with either.
 
2012-04-26 04:15:54 PM  

Latinwolf: Unless that husband died with an erection and rigor mortis quickly set in, I don't see that happening.


She can always peg the corpse.
 
2012-04-26 04:16:01 PM  

DamnYankees: Here's what strikes me about this law - not that it's sick (which it is), but WHO THE FARK WAS LOBBYING FOR THIS? Who thought this was a serious societal problem? What. the. hell.

The controversial new law is part of a raft of measures being introduced by the Islamist-dominated parliament.


Any other questions?

/religion of peace
 
2012-04-26 04:16:03 PM  
Well, at least science has finally found the G-spot.
 
2012-04-26 04:16:04 PM  
What's the big deal? Mormons get to fark people who've been dead for years.
 
2012-04-26 04:19:41 PM  
Treating women like property. Is this Islam or the GOP?
 
2012-04-26 04:20:22 PM  

All_Farked_Up: Treating women like property. Is this Islam or the GOP?


There's a difference?
 
2012-04-26 04:20:45 PM  
Egypt wasn't exactly a beacon of women's rights before the Arab Spring either. They ranked 120th out of 128 countries in gender equality in 2010.
 
2012-04-26 04:20:52 PM  
Stay classy, Egypt.

/seriously, wtf, man?
 
2012-04-26 04:22:18 PM  

Latinwolf: Unless that husband died with an erection and rigor mortis quickly set in, I don't see that happening.


Maybe she can appoint a proxy for him?
 
2012-04-26 04:22:46 PM  
Is this like breakup sex? Because my ex and I had some fun times in the sack after the end.
 
2012-04-26 04:23:10 PM  
So you can marry her a 14, beat her to death at 15, and if you time it right, fark her till she's 16.

Oh yeah, not sick at all.
 
2012-04-26 04:23:18 PM  

AgentBang: It's sick for all obvious reasons, but bundled with the rest of the laws provisions it's even worse.

We're going to take away more of what little rights you have, lower the marriage age for the creepy older guys, and...what the hell, let your husband rail and defile your dead body if you die.

So farked up.


By western standards, sure... but remember that these are they leaders that were voted into power. This is quite literally what the majority of Egyptian citizens wants; not just the men, but at least a good portion of the women too.
Can't wait to see what joy the Arab Spring brings to the table next!
 
2012-04-26 04:23:19 PM  
This one time at mortuary school...
 
2012-04-26 04:24:13 PM  
WTF am I reading?
 
2012-04-26 04:24:54 PM  
OK, where's the pic of the mouse screwing a dead mouse in a trap?
 
2012-04-26 04:25:12 PM  

patrick767: Egypt wasn't exactly a beacon of women's rights before the Arab Spring either. They ranked 120th out of 128 countries in gender equality in 2010.


There were eight worse?
 
2012-04-26 04:25:42 PM  
Say if all that's left is the torso and legs......could you still fark that for 6 hours? Could you make additional holes and fark them? Could you share her with a friend(s)? Can you film it?

/Necrophilia gang-bang porn......
 
2012-04-26 04:29:16 PM  

Rapmaster2000: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x341]

Daily Fail does a GIS for "muslim woman". Success!


Penis goes when?
 
2012-04-26 04:31:46 PM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: bang


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I'm here for the gang bang.
 
2012-04-26 04:34:55 PM  

Jackal_N: CapeFearCadaver: Fun with duplicates aside...

"It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women's rights of getting education and employment."

Way to go Egypt. Way to go.

/GOP's wet dream

Yep, they're just less open about their agenda.

Especially in Indiana and Tennessee the South.


Dude, NC.
See: Amendment One

/called "marriage amendment" by retards who have no idea what the thing really does.
//I'll loose my domestic violence order of protection if this thing passes. which it probably will.
\don't want to live on this planet anymore
 
Skr
2012-04-26 04:36:54 PM  
On second thought, maybe this is a good thing. Some could get lucky and bring their partner back to life like when in 101 Dalmatians the little puppy was rubbed back to life.

media.tumblr.com
 
2012-04-26 04:39:55 PM  
Has anyone pointed out that the dead can't say no to anal yet?
 
2012-04-26 04:39:55 PM  
Sooo, Egypt, how's that whole "freedom and democracy" thing workin' out for ya! Pretty sweet, amirite?
 
2012-04-26 04:41:00 PM  
Is this the "Arab Spring" Obama was talking about?
 
2012-04-26 04:42:50 PM  
Behold... islam
 
2012-04-26 04:44:55 PM  
If you were actually planning on doing this, why would you tell anyone?

The controversy about a husband having sex with his dead wife came about after a Moroccan cleric spoke about the issue in May 2011.
Zamzami Abdul Bari said that marriage remains valid even after death adding that a woman also too had the same right to engage in sex with her dead husband.


All right, then. As long as we're all equal here. Although I see a potential problem with trying to have sex with a dead man.

Someone go check it out and tell me if I'm wrong.
 
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