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(Daily Mail)   Really, who doesn't enjoy farewell intercourse?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 305
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2012-04-26 11:38:47 AM
With my wife, how could you tell the difference?

HEY-O!
 
2012-04-26 11:41:37 AM
Everyone enjoys cracking open a cold one.


/old joke is old
 
2012-04-26 11:46:21 AM
W...T...F...?
 
2012-04-26 11:46:39 AM
wat
 
2012-04-26 12:05:52 PM
Rigorous sex FTW!
 
2012-04-26 12:09:34 PM
So this...this is planking?
 
2012-04-26 12:10:58 PM
That's cold, man, that's cold.
 
2012-04-26 12:16:24 PM
Gives new meaning to the term frigid.
 
2012-04-26 01:25:04 PM
Hit it before the tuna spoils
 
2012-04-26 01:33:29 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Daily Fail does a GIS for "muslim woman". Success!
 
2012-04-26 01:42:50 PM
"What's that tape recorder for?"

"Well honey, I want you to yell and scream dirty talk while we make love. I'm going to be quiet and record it so just um, in case, um....you...you know, go first, I have something I can use when I'm....just...don't ask questions"
 
2012-04-26 01:47:39 PM
Necrophilia(n): The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one.
 
2012-04-26 01:48:40 PM
Cold Ethyl unavailable for comment.
 
2012-04-26 01:51:31 PM
Here's what strikes me about this law - not that it's sick (which it is), but WHO THE FARK WAS LOBBYING FOR THIS? Who thought this was a serious societal problem? What. the. hell.
 
2012-04-26 01:58:53 PM
At first I thought "urgh it's sick", but then I thought "oh who cares. A man having sex with a dead woman in Egypt isn't going to affect me in any way, so I say let them." Unless it starts some kind of zombie std. But really, I don't give a care in the world, it's not like the deceased can mind. No one would be hurt by this, again, presuming no zombie std.
 
2012-04-26 02:01:08 PM
Slaxl: At first I thought "urgh it's sick", but then I thought "oh who cares. A man having sex with a dead woman in Egypt isn't going to affect me in any way, so I say let them." Unless it starts some kind of zombie std. But really, I don't give a care in the world, it's not like the deceased can mind. No one would be hurt by this, again, presuming no zombie std.

A retraction:

Always make sure you read everything before posting.

"It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women's rights of getting education and employment."

As always the headline focuses on completely the wrong thing. That is far worse than letting a guy screw a corpse.
 
2012-04-26 02:20:27 PM
t1.gstatic.com

Oh Yeah!
 
2012-04-26 02:23:20 PM
vernonFL: [t1.gstatic.com image 195x144]

Oh Yeah!


Hey, still skeezy but at least she had a heartbeat.
 
2012-04-26 02:24:31 PM
Slaxl: Slaxl: At first I thought "urgh it's sick", but then I thought "oh who cares. A man having sex with a dead woman in Egypt isn't going to affect me in any way, so I say let them." Unless it starts some kind of zombie std. But really, I don't give a care in the world, it's not like the deceased can mind. No one would be hurt by this, again, presuming no zombie std.

A retraction:

Always make sure you read everything before posting.

"It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women's rights of getting education and employment."

As always the headline focuses on completely the wrong thing. That is far worse than letting a guy screw a corpse.


I don't know -- I figure they added that so the British and American right-wing weren't as opposed to it.
 
2012-04-26 03:06:53 PM
Richard Saunders: Rigorous sex FTW!

Damnit, I survived the first few but this one got the audible lol.
 
2012-04-26 03:09:49 PM
This shiat before?
 
2012-04-26 03:10:45 PM
It's sick for all obvious reasons, but bundled with the rest of the laws provisions it's even worse.

We're going to take away more of what little rights you have, lower the marriage age for the creepy older guys, and...what the hell, let your husband rail and defile your dead body if you die.

So farked up.
 
2012-04-26 03:11:47 PM
LOL, Islam is stupid.

/cue the "every religion sucks" comments because you're too much a PC pussy to say one thing sucks worse than another



/cue the "every religion sucks" comments because you're too much a PC pussy to say one thing sucks worse than another
 
2012-04-26 03:13:20 PM
what if she died during sex?

Le petit mort and all that... ;-)
 
2012-04-26 03:13:29 PM
Wanting to have sex with a dead spouse is just another step on the slippery slope to gay marriage.

Also, turtles.
 
2012-04-26 03:13:34 PM
This is what happens when you liberate a backwards, Moslem country.
 
2012-04-26 03:13:42 PM
Bathia_Mapes: Cold Ethyl unavailable for comment.

Came for this ;-)
 
2012-04-26 03:13:52 PM
Who doesn't think about sex right after someone dies?
 
2012-04-26 03:13:56 PM
Who has to clean her out, afterwards?
 
2012-04-26 03:14:52 PM
Finally, I can get anal!
 
2012-04-26 03:15:32 PM
Rapmaster2000: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x341]

Daily Fail does a GIS for "muslim woman". Success!


I think she'd be moderately hot if she were smiling or had a neutral expression.
 
2012-04-26 03:15:35 PM
Love means never having to say you're sorry, but necrophilia means never having to say anything at all.
 
GBB
2012-04-26 03:15:43 PM
It basically offers up some distraction so the camels can escape.
 
2012-04-26 03:16:36 PM
moto-geek: what if she died during sex?

Le petit mort and all that... ;-)


Aw, man! I'm going to be a virgin forever!

... or am I??
 
2012-04-26 03:16:53 PM
I smell shenanigans,
 
2012-04-26 03:17:11 PM
 
2012-04-26 03:17:58 PM
I farked her laughing, I farked her crying, I even farked her dieing,
but now she's gone but not forgotten, I dug her up and farked her rotten.
 
2012-04-26 03:18:11 PM
As if there isn't enough "Ew" in "Ew"!
 
2012-04-26 03:18:17 PM
Does this apply for 3somes and gang bangs?

/only way to get her there I guess.
 
2012-04-26 03:18:47 PM
AgentBang: It's sick for all obvious reasons, but bundled with the rest of the laws provisions it's even worse.

We're going to take away more of what little rights you have, lower the marriage age for the creepy older guys, and...what the hell, let your husband rail and defile your dead body if you die.

So farked up.


You silly rabbit, women are property!
 
2012-04-26 03:18:50 PM
Stiff upper hip?
 
2012-04-26 03:20:42 PM
I really don't want to understand the thought processes required in order to think that gay sex is evil but necrophilia and paedophilia are totally cool.
 
2012-04-26 03:20:46 PM
I'm going to have to incorporate this into that script I've been working on for a Weekend at Bernie's sequel.
 
2012-04-26 03:21:00 PM
It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women's rights of getting education and employment.

upload.wikimedia.org

Miss me yet?
 
2012-04-26 03:21:09 PM
If she spits at you, she's either not dead, or she's full.
 
2012-04-26 03:21:09 PM
At least she wont have a gag reflex..
 
2012-04-26 03:21:45 PM
'This is unbelievable. It is a catastrophe to give the husband such a right! Has the Islamic trend reached that far?


It is the Religion of Piece.
 
2012-04-26 03:21:54 PM
Lol, IXI.

Looks like a modmin started another thread on this subject.
 
2012-04-26 03:23:05 PM
"Honey, I think you should take a cold shower."

"Why? I'm not turned on."

"But I am. Also, could you remain perfectly motionless?"
 
2012-04-26 03:23:10 PM
Fun with duplicates aside...

"It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women's rights of getting education and employment."

Way to go Egypt. Way to go.

/GOP's wet dream
 
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