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2012-04-26 05:06:11 AM
Dave's not here man.

/sorry
 
2012-04-26 09:31:57 AM
O'Brien was arrested the next day and charged with causing unnecessary suffering to an animal under the 2006 Animal Welfare Act.



If you can do it to an animal, you can do it to a child. This guy will not end well.
 
2012-04-26 10:28:19 AM
She ended their relationship in March 2011 when she gave birth to her first daughter Honesty, who O'Brien was not the father of.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.
 
2012-04-26 11:27:26 AM
How about a douchebag-stomping hamster. That'd be cute wouldn't it?
 
2012-04-26 11:31:05 AM
Is it National Man-Hating day or something?
 
2012-04-26 11:31:13 AM
Minsc will not be pleased by this.

/go for the eyes Boo!
 
2012-04-26 11:31:40 AM
RELIGION OF PEACE
 
2012-04-26 11:32:15 AM
Can't bring myself to read the article. Just wanted to say I hate that guy and I don't even know him. Actually, I kind of want to knee-cap him. With a tire iron. Does that make me just as bad, better, or worse than that guy?
 
2012-04-26 11:32:45 AM

Cowkitchen2: Can't bring myself to read the article. Just wanted to say I hate that guy and I don't even know him. Actually, I kind of want to knee-cap him. With a tire iron. Does that make me just as bad, better, or worse than that guy?


Much worse. It's just a hamster.
 
2012-04-26 11:32:46 AM
FAIL SUBBY!

She dumped him, THEN he killed the hamster. So he was no longer her boyfriend when we went all asshole.
 
2012-04-26 11:32:58 AM
Is this the male equivalent of bunny-boiling?
 
2012-04-26 11:33:03 AM
What kind of grown woman has a pet hamster?
 
2012-04-26 11:33:08 AM
 
2012-04-26 11:33:13 AM
I think, "what is wrong with these women for dating guys like this", then I remember that even Hitler had a girlfriend.
 
2012-04-26 11:33:14 AM
I'm greatly enjoying these threads today. They're helping me not feel like a jerk for simply dumping the ex.
 
2012-04-26 11:34:27 AM
FTFA: A man hurled his girlfriend's hamster against the wall then crushed it to death before feeding it to his dog - because she dumped him.

It's a hamster.....get over it or feed it to your pet snake.
 
2012-04-26 11:35:06 AM
img.photobucket.com

Not amused.
 
2012-04-26 11:35:31 AM

WhippingBoy: Cowkitchen2: Can't bring myself to read the article. Just wanted to say I hate that guy and I don't even know him. Actually, I kind of want to knee-cap him. With a tire iron. Does that make me just as bad, better, or worse than that guy?

Much worse. It's just a hamster.


Better. The hamster did nothing to deserve it.
 
2012-04-26 11:35:52 AM

doglover: If you can do it to an animal, you can do it to a child.


i141.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-26 11:36:26 AM
simpsonswiki.net

Clear!
 
2012-04-26 11:36:36 AM

GooberMcFly: She ended their relationship in March 2011 when she gave birth to her first daughter Honesty, who O'Brien was not the father of.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.


Seriously. It's one thing that she had a child with another man during their supposed relationship, but naming that child HONESTY and subsequently dumping him? I could see how there would be some rage bouncing around in that guy's head. I don't condone what he did, but I can certainly imagine someone doing worse in that situation.
 
2012-04-26 11:37:08 AM

Dead for Tax Reasons: How about a douchebag-stomping hamster. That'd be cute wouldn't it?


Every hamster has its day!
 
2012-04-26 11:37:17 AM

Cowkitchen2: Can't bring myself to read the article. Just wanted to say I hate that guy and I don't even know him. Actually, I kind of want to knee-cap him. With a tire iron. Does that make me just as bad, better, or worse than that guy?


I can't read the article either. I fully support your desire to give him a beat down. It does not make you worse than him. It makes you perfectly decent in my book.
 
2012-04-26 11:37:35 AM
People like this make me wish with every fiber of my being that there is a God or Goddess and that is an animal.
 
2012-04-26 11:37:41 AM
Ok, this one is more like it. :(

I know I've talked a bit on here about my past experiences; but this one really hits a bit too close to home. Can't prove it, but I'm pretty sure my ex killed one of my little hamsters. I had to flee the home in a hurry during one of his rage episodes and wasn't able to get back over there until the next day to get my hamsters. They were just fine the night before, when everything happened; once I got them back to the safe house I had fled to I realized one of them was not... right. She was hardly moving, slowly in a circle, so I took her to the vet. Vet did x-rays and said she had gone through tremendous physical trauma. She died in my hands hours later.

/psycho asshole
//has a horrible sad
 
2012-04-26 11:38:29 AM

urbangirl: WhippingBoy: Cowkitchen2: Can't bring myself to read the article. Just wanted to say I hate that guy and I don't even know him. Actually, I kind of want to knee-cap him. With a tire iron. Does that make me just as bad, better, or worse than that guy?

Much worse. It's just a hamster.

Better. The hamster did nothing to deserve it.


You don't know that.
 
2012-04-26 11:38:30 AM
Not impressed:

www.wearysloth.com
 
2012-04-26 11:38:49 AM

doglover: O'Brien was arrested the next day and charged with causing unnecessary suffering to an animal under the 2006 Animal Welfare Act.

If you can do it to an animal, you can do it to a child. This guy will not end well.


Which is why so many children in the world poop in litterboxes.
 
2012-04-26 11:39:05 AM

GooberMcFly: She ended their relationship in March 2011 when she gave birth to her first daughter Honesty, who O'Brien was not the father of.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.


Let go man, LET IT GO!
/Honestly?
ROFLMAO
 
2012-04-26 11:39:08 AM

GooberMcFly: She ended their relationship in March 2011 when she gave birth to her first daughter Honesty, who O'Brien was not the father of.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.


Came to say this.
 
2012-04-26 11:39:19 AM

GooberMcFly: She ended their relationship in March 2011 when she gave birth to her first daughter Honesty, who O'Brien was not the father of.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.


Ryan, when it comes to your daughter Honesty....

You are.... NOT THE FATHER.

/ Maury needs to export his show across the pond...
 
2012-04-26 11:39:21 AM

Cowkitchen2: Can't bring myself to read the article. Just wanted to say I hate that guy and I don't even know him. Actually, I kind of want to knee-cap him. With a tire iron. Does that make me just as bad, better, or worse than that guy?


Bullet in the head would be a better solution. The piece of shiat was laughing in the court. Not simply at the fact that he killed a rodent, but at the sheer emotional damage he inflicted on his ex. The guy is the worst kind of bully and a sociopath.
 
2012-04-26 11:40:22 AM

WhippingBoy: Is it National ManAsshole-Hating day or something?


FTFY
 
2012-04-26 11:41:34 AM
Soon to be a made-for-TV movie on Lifetime.
 
2012-04-26 11:42:06 AM

Cowkitchen2: Can't bring myself to read the article. Just wanted to say I hate that guy and I don't even know him. Actually, I kind of want to knee-cap him. With a tire iron. Does that make me just as bad, better, or worse than that guy?


It makes you human. Humans have empathy.

/I say put a bucket of rats on his chest and heat the back end of the bucket so the rats claw their way through him to get away from the heat.
//why yes I HAVE been watching Game of Thrones.
 
2012-04-26 11:42:26 AM
www.papermag.com

Came for the gerbil... No, really!
 
2012-04-26 11:43:25 AM
dj_spanmaster

I'm greatly enjoying these threads today. They're helping me not feel like a jerk for simply dumping the ex.

pic.epicfail.com
 
2012-04-26 11:45:15 AM

trappedspirit: doglover: If you can do it to an animal, you can do it to a child.

[i141.photobucket.com image 410x307]


OP is correct. Correlation between abusing animals and humans is well-known. Many serial murderers started on animals before moving on to human victims (Jeffery Dahmer is a famous example.)

Example: "A number of studies have drawn links between the abuse of animals and violence against people. A 2001-2004 study by the Chicago Police Department "revealed a startling propensity for offenders charged with crimes against animals to commit other violent offenses toward human victims." Of those arrested for animal crimes, 65% had been arrested for battery against another person."
 
2012-04-26 11:45:19 AM
www.funcrunch.com

/close enough
 
2012-04-26 11:45:58 AM

trappedspirit: doglover: If you can do it to an animal, you can do it to a child.

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So, you'd let this guy babysit your kid then?
 
2012-04-26 11:46:09 AM

Jake Havechek: I think, "what is wrong with these women for dating guys like this", then I remember that even Hitler had a girlfriend.


indeed

/nixon had his puppy, charles manson had his clan...
//also, the really cute pic in the article needs somebody to shop it with "invisible corm"
 
2012-04-26 11:46:55 AM
Ya... Nobody better ever try that with my cat. I love that cat more than is reasonable and if someone killed him, I'd give it a better than average chance that I'd fly off the handle and shoot the person who did it.

/You abuse my animal, I'll abuse YOU.
 
2012-04-26 11:47:56 AM
th05.deviantart.net
 
2012-04-26 11:48:00 AM

fluffy2097: Cowkitchen2: Can't bring myself to read the article. Just wanted to say I hate that guy and I don't even know him. Actually, I kind of want to knee-cap him. With a tire iron. Does that make me just as bad, better, or worse than that guy?

It makes you human. Humans have empathy.

/I say put a bucket of rats on his chest and heat the back end of the bucket so the rats claw their way through him to get away from the heat.
//why yes I HAVE been watching Game of Thrones.


That would be a good punishment. Or put a his head in a cage with a starving rat.

Usually serial killers start out by torturing animals like that, and the fact he laughed in court just shows he is only going to go downhill further.
 
2012-04-26 11:48:04 AM

doglover: O'Brien was arrested the next day and charged with causing unnecessary suffering to an animal under the 2006 Animal Welfare Act.



If you can do it to an animal, you can do it to a child. This guy will not end well.


And that is how it starts...

DarkPrincess: Cowkitchen2: Can't bring myself to read the article. Just wanted to say I hate that guy and I don't even know him. Actually, I kind of want to knee-cap him. With a tire iron. Does that make me just as bad, better, or worse than that guy?

I can't read the article either. I fully support your desire to give him a beat down. It does not make you worse than him. It makes you perfectly decent in my book.


It makes you my type of person.

Community service and £375 towards court costs is not a deterrent or punishment.
Sentences should be carried out, not suspended.
Suspended sentences are bullshiat.
 
2012-04-26 11:48:49 AM

MayContainHorseGluten: trappedspirit: doglover: If you can do it to an animal, you can do it to a child.

[its-time-to-stop-posting.jpg]

So, you'd let this guy babysit your kid then?


No, I'd have him executed before he kills again.
 
2012-04-26 11:49:00 AM

Cowkitchen2: Can't bring myself to read the article. Just wanted to say I hate that guy and I don't even know him. Actually, I kind of want to knee-cap him. With a tire iron. Does that make me just as bad, better, or worse than that guy?


Just saying it doesn't make you a bad person.

Actually doing it would make you just as bad as the hamster stomper.
 
2012-04-26 11:49:16 AM
Jesus tap dancing Christ, people have issues. I can't imagine being that angry.
 
2012-04-26 11:49:34 AM
Oh great, now I have that stupid Hamster Dance song stuck in my head. Dodododeedadeda...
 
2012-04-26 11:50:05 AM

doglover: O'Brien was arrested the next day and charged with causing unnecessary suffering to an animal under the 2006 Animal Welfare Act.



If you can do it to an animal, you can do it to a child. This guy will not end well.


BS. Not everyone puts animals and humans on the same level.
 
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