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(CNN)   Italian woman claims that God knocked her up   ( divider line
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5392 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Nov 2001 at 9:21 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-11-13 09:23:56 AM  
God = Sneaky Bastitch
2001-11-13 09:25:15 AM  
It's the rapture! Save me Jeebus!
2001-11-13 09:25:50 AM  
It wasn't me!
2001-11-13 09:28:16 AM  
Name the problem with this sentence.

"The condition happens when a woman continues to ovulate after the fist conception."
2001-11-13 09:28:50 AM  
Good luck getting that cheap mother farker to pay child support.
2001-11-13 09:30:21 AM  
2001-11-13 09:30:44 AM  
She won't need Child Support, as riches beyond her knowledge are in her heart.
2001-11-13 09:30:50 AM  
"D'Angelo is reported to have denied suggestions that she might have had hormone or fertility treatment, instead saying it was a "gift from God." "

Okay, no more gifts from deity-boy without a return receipt!
2001-11-13 09:31:15 AM  
Maybe it's just gas...
2001-11-13 09:31:54 AM  
Sorry, the other one was not Italian...
But she did make the story stick!
2001-11-13 09:32:17 AM  
Of course there is also the woman who conceived two pairs of twins.. I challenge farkers to come up with a name for that!​adruplet s.html
2001-11-13 09:33:09 AM  
The title on this one was a tad bit misleading, not to mention the fact that the article wasn't all that interesting.
2001-11-13 09:33:26 AM  
oops, would you look at that, I did mention it.
2001-11-13 09:33:30 AM  
Double pork-porkitis?
2001-11-13 09:35:50 AM  
Probably didnt know you could get pregnant from fist conception.
2001-11-13 09:36:02 AM  
Wasn't this mentioned weeks ago here?
2001-11-13 09:36:21 AM  
Of course that first one was Italian: He beliefed his mother was a virgin and his father was God.
2001-11-13 09:38:16 AM  
Has anyone taken the time to actually read the article???

They aren't talking about an immaculate conception, they are saying the woman has a rare type of pregnancy, 2 seperate eggs where fertilized at 2 seperate occasions by her husband, she called it an act of god because of its rarity...

Ya'bunch of dumb farkers!
2001-11-13 09:40:19 AM  
Appie: Uhh, the guy you're talking about didn't claim he got knocked up, let alone by God. He claimed a lot of other things though...
2001-11-13 09:41:11 AM  
LadyAlexa: yes, it was... hence my initial "repeat"
2001-11-13 09:41:44 AM  
fb- now that was funny! of course pork-porkitis could be the name for pork chops served at a french diner :-)
2001-11-13 09:42:16 AM  

You obviously don't get it. It's your duty as a farker to post your comments without reading the article.
2001-11-13 09:43:21 AM  
The art of story telling is never comlete without a little embelishment (?) but the person who sumbitted the headline should be ashamed.
2001-11-13 09:44:13 AM  
That's just too farkin' strange.
2001-11-13 09:47:59 AM  
FB - "Good luck getting that cheap mother..."

I now know what it feels like to have hot coffee in my nostrils.
2001-11-13 09:51:47 AM  
Well, of course he never claimed to be knocked up by God, but his mother did.
Bad syntax, but I thougth the meaning was clear.
2001-11-13 09:53:45 AM  
Italian woman claims that God knocked her up

That claim was never made.
2001-11-13 09:54:49 AM  
Paternity suit
2001-11-13 09:55:47 AM  
Appie: although that would really have been a good story, of course.
2001-11-13 09:57:38 AM  
Let's just hope all the babies are of the same race.
2001-11-13 09:58:54 AM  
This woman is obviously confused since we all know that children are the spawn of the devil. Expect to hear about this womans head doing 360's on the next Fark Live!
2001-11-13 10:10:13 AM  
boobies, read article later (if ever). Works for me!
2001-11-13 10:12:00 AM  
LOL, guess the filter picks up more than I thought. Oh well you guys can figure it out, eh?
2001-11-13 10:14:35 AM  
2001-11-13 10:23:25 AM  
Its the job of trolls to post without reading the articles. Go back to the imaginary girlfriends, you can then get by without being literate.
2001-11-13 10:25:14 AM  
The article did appear before...but this is a follow-up as at this point she is on the verge of giving birth to baby #1.
2001-11-13 10:29:57 AM  
I bet you it's Osama's baby
2001-11-13 10:30:29 AM  
"My first reaction, maybe because I was nervous, was to laugh," [her husband] told television.

"She instead began to cry and she was asking all the time to look again to make sure."

Asked him to "look again"!?!? What was she asking him to do - get a flashlight and so he could look up her skirt and count them? Consistency editing, people!
2001-11-13 10:30:46 AM  
"After completing an interview with the police sketch artist, officials have now acknowledged that G-d bears a striking resemblance to her older brother..."
2001-11-13 10:37:16 AM  
She considers a rare, potentially dangerous condition that could spell the premature end of three newborns a "Gift from God?"

Christians. Feh. Can't wait till this broad turns 90 and gets to explain why her cancers are a gift from God, too...
2001-11-13 10:40:14 AM  
Any suggestions on what the kids should give Dad for Fathers Day?
2001-11-13 10:42:57 AM  
Yeah ... I get that a lot from women ...
2001-11-13 10:45:24 AM  
Whatever you can't explain, its obvious God did it.
2001-11-13 10:53:23 AM  
Orwell44 might be on to something. The fist conception?
2001-11-13 10:54:24 AM  
The condition happens when a woman continues to ovulate after the fist conception.,/i>

Yah, what's up with that "fist conception"?
Is that a lesbian thing?
No wonder she's so confused as to how she got pregnant.
2001-11-13 10:58:07 AM  
DrDave: Good question. What do you get for the man who's got - hell, created - everything? An ugly tie?
2001-11-13 11:04:32 AM  
Bum bums, especially front bum bums are very Niiiice.

Sorry had to say something

2001-11-13 11:11:21 AM  
Here, as I am bored i thought I should direct your attention to Mitch Jelniker over at Denvers7 News.

1. He is one of the most plastic lookin mofos I have ever seen.
2. His surname sounds like a method of making your doo dah bigger.

Do I win 5 pounds?

2001-11-13 11:14:12 AM  
What the fark??? CNN has disabled the BACK button. Bastards!
2001-11-13 11:16:55 AM  
Lookit 'im, lookit 'im.

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or here


Thats me spleen vented for the day, thank you you've been a wonderful, erm, web page?

Bring back Guy Smiley!!!!

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