Yes, feel the hate flowing through you!

dittybopper: Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says.

NO IT ISN'T!

antidisestablishmentarianism: totally left out Derpy Hooves.

Wait. Stop the truck. Important Question:

Is there -actually- a character called "Derpy Hooves"?

Until this moment, I had no interest in the show, but I do admit that the various .jpgs can be funny. I had assumed that they, along with "Derpy Hooves" were snark-fueled creations of Fark/the webbernets, extrapolating from the show.

If there is -actually- a "Derpy Hooves," I may have to sit down and try to watch a few episodes.

And if the various .jpgs are also representative of the actual show, I am clearly missing out on something.

/ still unlikely to carry around pony dolls or anything, even if it turns out to be the greatest thing ever animated

What the hell is it with people worrying about what someone else is doing? I could give a rat's ass what you watch, what you read, who you sleep with or who you marry. Honestly people. Getting worked up because SOMEONE ELSE is doing something you don't approve of.

Yeah yeah, welcome to Fark/the US.

I shall use this opportunity to once again post a picture of my awesome Rainbow Dash hat.

Breitbart dies and yet his festering zombie anus continues to pucker and shower us with fecal nuggets of maggot-ridden derp, lovingly dropped directly into the mouths of a waiting Drew and his Modmins to passionately chew up and try to spit into our mouths like some Whiskey soaked, welfare decrying, food stamp collecting, trailer slut-Hillbilly Mama bird trying to feed her baby tax right-offs.

Holy crap, these guys are scared of EVERYTHING.


On second thought, it isn't too surprising. If something promotes being tolerant, or just acting like a decent human being, then naturally these guys would be against it.

Here's a Venn diagram of Bronies and convicted sex offenders

"All the while, as these pathetic sissies giggle like school girls over magic unicorns that spray rainbows from their horns, real men - and women - who have put aside the temptation to retreat into a frivolous fantasy world are tromping through the wilds of Afghanistan."

from the TFA....

I am not a Bronie, i am just bronie tolerant. One of my best friends is a Bronie, and he's in afghanistan right now fighting for my god damned freedom. He can believe in friendship, and sparkles and magic and whatever else it takes for him to keep hope in that godless hellhole. I couldn't read past that point, it's just frivilous hatespewing to do nothing but spread this hateful message that "OMG SOMEONE IS DIFFERENT, WE SHOULD HATE IT."

There are Bronies, and probably guys with far weirder interests in our service right now. We should show them enough god damned respect to not give a fark what they care about. Nor should we diminish the heroism of their work by trying to compare it to a fanclub over a children's cartoon.

Stay Strong Tony, you will be coming home soon man. We believe in you.

You mean that people who are outside the intended audience for a well-made, well-written, well-acted, and well-though-out show can be fans of said show? Well, color me shocked.

The hate, the rage, the utter contempt this guy has over people who enjoy a cartoon... god damn, that is some special kind of self-righteous assholery. Not to mention his belief that Bronies do nothing BUT idolize MLP (though that idiotic tactic is used for everything), and his utterly retarded "Compare these men to the ones killing and being killed in WAR!! (that is completely pointless and unnecessary on our side, not saying anything against the troops themselves)" buffoonery.

The entire "You can't be a MAN unless you do the stereotypical MANLY things!" mindset needs to die, and soon.

And yet there are people who are reading this drivel, yes, even at this very moment, and nodding and fist-pumping and muttering, "You said it, brah!"

Pud: FTA - They call themselves "bronies," a terrifying hybrid of "bros" and "ponies."


/That's all I needed to read to know the entire article

No, it was this line:

It makes me want to wretch.

lol, the thesis statement of the article:

If these losers want to waste their lives lingering in a childhood fugue state, Hollywood has every right to serve them up more of the same cultural slop and pocket the cash proceeds. But it shouldn't.

So Hollywood's choice is an unexpected windfall of happy customers vs. this guy's tacit approval? LOL.

That read like an Onion article. I really couldn't tell whether it was serious or not. Even the writer's picture looks like it was clipped from some 1950s newspaper. Only thing missing is some Freudian slips about his latent homosexuality. Though, his obsession with being manly tells me he spends most of his time googling for "XXX hairy bears bdsm" at work.

Jake Havechek: With all due respect to fine upstanding homosexuals the world over, MLP is farking gay.

My program ended and my DVR dropped back onto TV so I ended up catching most of the last 30 or so minutes of the show this past weekend (season finale, I think I read). I had been mildly curious about it, since I really enjoyed the PPG and had read in a number of Fark threads that it has similar appeal.

It's not nearly on the same level IMHO, but it wasn't completely insipid, either. I wouldn't go out of my way to watch it, but I'd leave it on in the background while I'm online. Easy to follow, clean, good voice acting.

/was on the HUB because I'd recorded Batman
//Hell, I was playing city of heroes

Wow likefunbutnot, that is exactly what I pictured a browning would look like.

Coincidentally it's also what I pictured a pedophile looking like.

... What the fark did I just read?.

Bag of Hammers: Breitbart dies and yet his festering zombie anus continues to pucker and shower us with fecal nuggets of maggot-ridden derp, lovingly dropped directly into the mouths of a waiting Drew and his Modmins to passionately chew up and try to spit into our mouths like some Whiskey soaked, welfare decrying, food stamp collecting, trailer slut-Hillbilly Mama bird trying to feed her baby tax right-offs.

Your posts will now appear to me in "Green 1"

CygnusDarius: ... What the fark did I just read?.

Internet tough guy shooting fish in a barrel.

Lumpmoose: I think what ruined it was giving her a voice that sounded like a child with Down's Syndrome then blaming the internet for the fallout.

No one had told Tabitha St. Germain that Derpy was a girl...

As someone who is a political conservative and a Brony, that article is a freaking joke. Once again BigHollywood proves that it is the embarrassing sibling of the Breitbart family. They apparently couldn't even be bothered to use a correct picture. I wonder how they'd react to the story of the Brony Marine who's life was saved by the My Little Pony figure in his pocket that deflected some shrapnel. It'd probably make their heads explode.

At least the comments section of that article is mostly positive and calling the writer out on his idiocy.

CygnusDarius: ... What the fark did I just read?.

An article by a "man" so insecure of his own self-image that he's apparently "terrified" and "horrified" by the fact that other men get a laugh out of a kid's show.

The only "pussy" I see is the author. "The perceived value of your self-image compromises the perceived value of my self-image, so I must protest against increasing the perceived value of your self-image by belittling it, thus reinforcing my self-image's perceived value."

Lighten up, Francis.

ManFromNowhere: the story of the Brony Marine who's life was saved by the My Little Pony figure in his pocket that deflected some shrapnel

I do remember that story, it was a fluttershy brushable -- can't seem to find it though.

ManFromNowhere: BigHollywood proves that it is the embarrassing sibling of the Breitbart family.

So you're saying that instead of just being retarded like the others, BH also wets its pants?

Tough call on this one.

On the one hand, you've got Breitbart. On the other, you've got pedophile furries.

_{/slowly backs out of thread}

Dinobot: vernonFL: Breitbart is still dead. Forever.

He died after watching an episode, his small heart could not contain that much love and tolerance, and exploded as a result.



/was also going to post SOROS! pony, but its creator can do the honors

Conservatives are enraged by:

My Little Pony
Girl Scouts
Exercise and eating vegetables
Education
Health care

/ That's all I have time for right now, please feel free to add to the list

They only looked into this because Colbert gave a shout out to his bronies, need to find out who this america hating enemy is.

The comments on that article are refreshingly mostly sane and tolerant.

M-G: ManFromNowhere: BigHollywood proves that it is the embarrassing sibling of the Breitbart family.

So you're saying that instead of just being retarded like the others, BH also wets its pants?

BigJournalism and BigGovernment have had some good articles and have done some newsbreaking investigative reports, BigHollywood is a complete waste of space. It is a prime example of why hardcore social cons just piss me off. Of course I haven't regularly visited the site since it's most recent relaunch because it's just become a graphic laden mess, so maybe they've farked the whole site by now.

Only cartoons a real conservative would watch:

He-Man, because, clearly, the title is about He-Men.

The Evel Knievel animated series, because he was the living embodiment of the American Flag.

Rambo: The Force of Freedom (duh!)

and, errr, the Hillbilly Bears, because that encompasses the remnants of who remains in the republican party?

The fact that the author is trying waaaay to hard to push his masculinity makes me think that he is, in reality, the complete opposite.

Meanwhile, bronies are trying to get a My Little Pony LEGO set to happen. And LEGO said they'll actually try to get the license if the supporters reach 10,000!

/Not a brony
//Doesn't have glittery special edition Twilight Sparkle and Pinkie Pie blind bag figures on his desk.
///Definitely doesn't know Twilight Sparkle is best pony.