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(Google)   Hottie proves the even kidneys can be recycled (w/pic)   (google.com) divider line 61
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2012-04-25 08:38:11 PM
And not the odd kidneys?

: )
 
2012-04-25 08:57:25 PM
I have an organ I'd donate to her.
 
2012-04-25 09:00:47 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-25 10:29:33 PM
They can also be eaten.
 
2012-04-26 01:48:51 AM
Huh. For once a headline with the word "hottie" that's not a trap.
 
2012-04-26 01:51:11 AM

feckingmorons: I have an organ I'd donate to her.


She can use mine multiple times.
 
2012-04-26 01:52:43 AM

Lionel Mandrake: They can also be eaten.


Yes they can
/so can kidneys
//yeah, I'll have a seat over there..
 
2012-04-26 01:58:13 AM

Grables'Daughter: And not the odd kidneys?

: )


**shakes tiny fist in Internet rage**
 
2012-04-26 02:00:57 AM

fusillade762: Huh. For once a headline with the word "hottie" that's not a trap.


That in itself was a trap. I was expecting something hideous.

Cheers, subby.
 
2012-04-26 02:04:44 AM
Appropriate use of "hottie" by subby?

img1.fark.net
 
2012-04-26 02:05:46 AM

Nadie_AZ: [i.imgur.com image 490x711]


Public entrance? Something tells me she's much more discerning than that.

/still waiting for the day my mind isn't in the gutter
 
2012-04-26 02:09:25 AM

strangerinthealps: Nadie_AZ: [i.imgur.com image 490x711]

Public entrance? Something tells me she's much more discerning than that.

/still waiting for the day my mind isn't in the gutter


I find that laying down in the gutter (where I belong) makes it easier to look up skirts.
 
2012-04-26 02:09:54 AM
Damn it. I had all but given up on clicking any "hottie" links because they were always a lie. Now this happens and I'll have to keep clicking just to be sure.

Oh, and I'll take two. One for me and one for my wife.
 
2012-04-26 02:10:28 AM

Grables'Daughter: And not the odd kidneys?

: )


sigh...Yep, ya gotta be quick around here, huh?
 
2012-04-26 02:11:40 AM
I would donate my kidney to her.

/by which I mean penis
//or something
 
2012-04-26 02:14:07 AM
Well, I only loan my organs.
 
2012-04-26 02:18:35 AM
Ugh! Don't talk to me about kidneys.

I was in a bar in New Orleans when this hottie bought be a drink. Next thing I remember I'm in a hotel bath tub up to my neck in ice. There's a note taped to the wall saying I shouldn't move, to just call 911; my phone is sitting on the toilet seat. 911 operator tells me to check my back for a tube in my lower back (wtf?). Sure as shiat, there is. I tell the operator, she tells me to remain still, paramedics are on the way. Some farks drugged me, removed my kidneys, and left me in a tub full of ice (I guess they only kinda wanted to put my life in imminent danger, but not kill me?).

Apparently, this shiat happens on a not-so-irregular basis. If you hit New Orleans, or know someone who plans to, please be careful.
 
2012-04-26 02:23:45 AM

ArcadianRefugee: Ugh! Don't talk to me about kidneys.

I was in a bar in New Orleans when this hottie bought be a drink. Next thing I remember I'm in a hotel bath tub up to my neck in ice. There's a note taped to the wall saying I shouldn't move, to just call 911; my phone is sitting on the toilet seat. 911 operator tells me to check my back for a tube in my lower back (wtf?). Sure as shiat, there is. I tell the operator, she tells me to remain still, paramedics are on the way. Some farks drugged me, removed my kidneys, and left me in a tub full of ice (I guess they only kinda wanted to put my life in imminent danger, but not kill me?).

Apparently, this shiat happens on a not-so-irregular basis. If you hit New Orleans, or know someone who plans to, please be careful.


My god, you must have grown up in Urban. I keep on hearing stories about shiat that happened there.
 
2012-04-26 02:24:25 AM
They could do a lot worse than a reprise of the Babylon 5 series.

The only tough part about that series was that the episodes were so linked together that one couldn't really watch one random episode and really understand the story.
 
2012-04-26 02:30:03 AM

UsikFark: ArcadianRefugee: Ugh! Don't talk to me about kidneys.

I was in a bar in New Orleans when this hottie bought be a drink. Next thing I remember I'm in a hotel bath tub up to my neck in ice. There's a note taped to the wall saying I shouldn't move, to just call 911; my phone is sitting on the toilet seat. 911 operator tells me to check my back for a tube in my lower back (wtf?). Sure as shiat, there is. I tell the operator, she tells me to remain still, paramedics are on the way. Some farks drugged me, removed my kidneys, and left me in a tub full of ice (I guess they only kinda wanted to put my life in imminent danger, but not kill me?).

Apparently, this shiat happens on a not-so-irregular basis. If you hit New Orleans, or know someone who plans to, please be careful.

My god, you must have grown up in Urban. I keep on hearing stories about shiat that happened there.


Phineas Poe? still got a bookmark at 466 from 3 years ago. i was reading the trilogy.
 
2012-04-26 02:34:34 AM

sfpfc: UsikFark: ArcadianRefugee: Ugh! Don't talk to me about kidneys.

I was in a bar in New Orleans when this hottie bought be a drink. Next thing I remember I'm in a hotel bath tub up to my neck in ice. There's a note taped to the wall saying I shouldn't move, to just call 911; my phone is sitting on the toilet seat. 911 operator tells me to check my back for a tube in my lower back (wtf?). Sure as shiat, there is. I tell the operator, she tells me to remain still, paramedics are on the way. Some farks drugged me, removed my kidneys, and left me in a tub full of ice (I guess they only kinda wanted to put my life in imminent danger, but not kill me?).

Apparently, this shiat happens on a not-so-irregular basis. If you hit New Orleans, or know someone who plans to, please be careful.

My god, you must have grown up in Urban. I keep on hearing stories about shiat that happened there.

Phineas Poe? still got a bookmark at 466 from 3 years ago. i was reading the trilogy.


No, the legends. Urban legends.
 
2012-04-26 02:40:00 AM

heinekev: She's basically a Chicago-land Snooki.


With or without the pancake makeup? 'Cos "Snooki" is actually pretty cute when she's not battered in Mary Kay. Almost as if she's ... human.
 
2012-04-26 02:41:14 AM
It's links like this that make me hit all those damn traps. Thanks subby.
 
HBK
2012-04-26 02:47:50 AM
 
2012-04-26 02:57:38 AM
typo in the sub, subby
 
2012-04-26 03:48:31 AM
Interesting... Halloween photo.

a2.twimg.com
 
2012-04-26 03:49:34 AM
Huh. She even deleted her twitter videos.
 
2012-04-26 03:52:17 AM

ArcadianRefugee: With or without the pancake makeup? 'Cos "Snooki" is actually pretty cute when she's not battered in Mary Kay. Almost as if she's ... human.


The thing is, her self confidence is so shot to shiat she'll never realize it. Which, makes sad rather than cute.
 
2012-04-26 03:58:16 AM
I'm getting my kidney removed in five days, so I'm getting a kick out of your replies.

//got nuthin
 
2012-04-26 04:11:21 AM

Nightmaretony: I'm getting my kidney removed in five days, so I'm getting a kick out of your replies.

//got nuthin

two, soon one

ftfy
 
2012-04-26 05:03:58 AM

OgreMagi: strangerinthealps: Nadie_AZ: [i.imgur.com image 490x711]

Public entrance? Something tells me she's much more discerning than that.

/still waiting for the day my mind isn't in the gutter

I find that laying down in the gutter (where I belong) makes it easier to look up skirts.


It's even easier to pick both your pockets from down here in the storm drain, Georgie.
 
2012-04-26 05:18:02 AM
It's been possible for centuries, subby

chatterblog.chatterboxenterprises.com
 
2012-04-26 05:18:19 AM
I ate his liver with FAVA BEANS AND A NICE CHIANTI
 
2012-04-26 05:22:43 AM
What Cera fearing might look like:

www.pajiba.com
 
2012-04-26 06:51:54 AM
With Health care reform about to be killed in the USA, I don't think many people will be able to afford transplants in the USA for long.
 
2012-04-26 07:31:06 AM

fusillade762: Huh. For once a headline with the word "hottie" that's not a trap.

 
2012-04-26 07:51:26 AM

slackux: Appropriate use of "hottie" by subby?


Indeed. Subby delivers!
 
2012-04-26 08:16:58 AM
I was going to comment on the article rather than the pic, but looking at the posts so far, I can only presume no one really cares about the article.

/kidney transplant recipient
 
2012-04-26 08:17:46 AM

johnson442: They could do a lot worse than a reprise of the Babylon 5 series.

The only tough part about that series was that the episodes were so linked together that one couldn't really watch one random episode and really understand the story.


I'm struggling to understand the connection between B5 and kidney recycling...
 
2012-04-26 09:17:39 AM
As somebody who has 1.0625 kidneys due to a freak accident involving a snow day, an inner-tube, and an ATV.....

I forget the rest

/also, has had two kidney stones so far
//waiting for the third one
 
2012-04-26 09:24:15 AM

fusillade762: Huh. For once a headline with the word "hottie" that's not a trap.


I was surprised as well.
 
2012-04-26 09:50:57 AM

ArcadianRefugee: heinekev: She's basically a Chicago-land Snooki.

With or without the pancake makeup? 'Cos "Snooki" is actually pretty cute when she's not battered in Mary Kay. Almost as if she's ... human.


2.bp.blogspot.com

Have you seen her from the neck down...?

sightseeingtrains.com
 
2012-04-26 10:13:26 AM

hitlersbrain: With Health care reform about to be killed in the USA, I don't think many people will be able to afford transplants in the USA for long.


Medicare paid for transplants before the recent change under Obama, and continues to do so.

In the long run, it's cheaper to pay for a transplant than it is to continue to pay for dialysis. The cost of the transplant is roughly equal to the cost of dializing a patient for a year.
 
2012-04-26 10:15:47 AM
lh6.googleusercontent.com

/You're welcome
 
2012-04-26 10:16:06 AM
Hair bleached out until its white....butterface...no tits. No thanks.
 
2012-04-26 10:23:58 AM
Friggen Al Bundy was their doctor??

www.google.com
 
2012-04-26 10:32:33 AM

ArcadianRefugee: Ugh! Don't talk to me about kidneys.

I was in a bar in New Orleans when this hottie bought be a drink. Next thing I remember I'm in a hotel bath tub up to my neck in ice. There's a note taped to the wall saying I shouldn't move, to just call 911; my phone is sitting on the toilet seat. 911 operator tells me to check my back for a tube in my lower back (wtf?). Sure as shiat, there is. I tell the operator, she tells me to remain still, paramedics are on the way. Some farks drugged me, removed my kidneys, and left me in a tub full of ice (I guess they only kinda wanted to put my life in imminent danger, but not kill me?).

Apparently, this shiat happens on a not-so-irregular basis. If you hit New Orleans, or know someone who plans to, please be careful.


Fnorgby?
 
2012-04-26 10:40:38 AM

kvinesknows: Friggen Al Bundy was their doctor??


That's Bear Grylls.

latimesblogs.latimes.com
 
2012-04-26 10:42:41 AM
Amanda Bynes called. She wants her fat, puffed up face back.
 
2012-04-26 10:49:48 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
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