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(Daily Mail)   Not news: Americans solicit prostitute while traveling abroad. News: They're government officials and broke her collar bone after refusing to pay the agreed price. Fark: This isn't part of the Secret Service fiasco   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 107
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2012-04-25 06:13:22 PM
I'm not buying this for one second.

I worked with the US Embassy guys somewhere else for 4 years. They are locked-on professionals.

Someone is trying to make a bullshiat scandal.
 
2012-04-25 06:31:04 PM
In fairness, I don't think there's a greater authority in the US when it comes to knowing about being on drugs

/FOAD, fat man
 
2012-04-25 09:52:35 PM
Rain-Monkey: I'm not buying this for one second.

I worked with the US Embassy guys somewhere else for 4 years. They are locked-on professionals.

Someone is trying to make a bullshiat scandal.


Daily Mail, dude.
 
2012-04-25 09:54:19 PM
As they pulled away there was a discussion about how much the women were to be paid, and one of the marines pushed Ms Ferreira out of the car, where she ended up being run over by the vehicle.


They hit it ,,, with a car.
 
2012-04-25 09:54:46 PM
How do you get tossed out of a moving car hard enough to break a clavicle but suffer no road rash or other visible injuries ? Presumably while dressed in the standard skimpy whores uniform ?
 
HBK
2012-04-25 09:59:11 PM
There are so many ways this could have gone down.

- They thought they just picked up a regular girl, then pushed her out of the car when they found out she was a prostitute.
- They threw her out of the car when they discovered she had a penis.
- She got beat up by her pimp and decided to try and make a couple bucks with the recent US officials/prostitute scandals.
 
2012-04-25 09:59:39 PM
Full Brazilian, not Full Nelson!
 
2012-04-25 10:00:07 PM
This just in! Men like whores!

I'm just really really having trouble being outraged about the hooker part of all this...if only you douchebags would pay the women.
 
2012-04-25 10:00:53 PM
Satanic_Hamster: Rain-Monkey: I'm not buying this for one second.

I worked with the US Embassy guys somewhere else for 4 years. They are locked-on professionals.

Someone is trying to make a bullshiat scandal.

Daily Mail, dude.


Nope/click
 
2012-04-25 10:01:17 PM
Rain-Monkey: I'm not buying this for one second.

I worked with the US Embassy guys somewhere else for 4 years. They are locked-on professionals.

Someone is trying to make a bullshiat scandal.


Personal anecdote, dude.
 
2012-04-25 10:01:30 PM
How do you get tossed out of a moving car hard enough to break a clavicle but suffer no road rash or other visible injuries ? Presumably while dressed in the standard skimpy whores uniform ?

You land on the point of your shoulder.
 
2012-04-25 10:02:46 PM
office_despot: How do you get tossed out of a moving car hard enough to break a clavicle but suffer no road rash or other visible injuries ? Presumably while dressed in the standard skimpy whores uniform ?

You land on the point of your shoulder.


How about the fact she was ran over by the car and doesn't have bruises from having a car on top of her?
 
2012-04-25 10:04:33 PM
Rain-Monkey: I'm not buying this for one second.

I worked with the US Embassy guys somewhere else for 4 years. They are locked-on professionals.

Someone is trying to make a bullshiat scandal.


Just like the Secret Service? Locked-on professionals?
 
2012-04-25 10:05:41 PM
office_despot:


You land on the point of your shoulder.


Without losing any skin on that shoulder ? Without rolling or skidding ? She got chucked out of a moving car and landed on her collar bone and just impaled herself motionless with the compound fracture ?

LBFM now stands for Lawndart Brown Fark Machine
 
2012-04-25 10:07:02 PM
Gyrfalcon: This just in! Men like whores!

I'm just really really having trouble being outraged about the hooker part of all this...if only you douchebags would pay the women.


But Subby's mom told me it was on the house.
 
2012-04-25 10:07:07 PM
I've never seen a random street prostitute that looked that good.
 
2012-04-25 10:07:20 PM
Regardless if this article is True or False .... Americans love their drugs.

We made coffee king, we gamble on everything, we've blew more stuff up our noses to keep going, then smoked a shiat ton to mellow out. We drink all hours of the day, take breaks to take a few quick drags, or splurge on another Red Bull. We have more pills then people and have a multi-billion dollar black market to keep us going.

So does it surprise me when I see Americans doing other "sins" when they leave the States? Not at all.
 
2012-04-25 10:08:01 PM
Who's up for the trifecta?

Air Force?

Can't wait to see those injuries.
 
2012-04-25 10:09:27 PM
How do you even fit a Brazilian prostitutes in one car? Clown car?
 
2012-04-25 10:09:36 PM
the £800 they had agreed upon.

Seems a little pricey for a third-world hooker. Wouldn't it have been cheaper to just buy random girls drinks at a bar until one of them agreed to sleep with you?
 
2012-04-25 10:09:51 PM
image.toutlecine.com
yes, I will pay you, let me find my wallet or just murder 10 men steal their money and then I'll have you.
 
2012-04-25 10:10:46 PM
Well which is better, rape-rape (said it twice), or prostitutes?
Link

As for the Brazilian chick, it sounds like the car was stopped when they through her out, and they then ran over her. Could have read that wrong.
 
2012-04-25 10:11:10 PM
thatboyoverthere: office_despot: How do you get tossed out of a moving car hard enough to break a clavicle but suffer no road rash or other visible injuries ? Presumably while dressed in the standard skimpy whores uniform ?

You land on the point of your shoulder.

How about the fact she was ran over by the car and doesn't have bruises from having a car on top of her?


I was answering One Bad Apple's question, which is (1) answerable, and (2) not necessarily restricted to this case.

If you follow zvoidx's link there are versions of this story from more reliable sources that do not include anyone being run over or a vehicle moving faster than a walk.
 
2012-04-25 10:11:13 PM
Methinks the timing is perfect to throw in my own Obama scandal.

/thinks of a plan
 
2012-04-25 10:11:18 PM
Rain-Monkey: Someone is trying to make a bullshiat scandal.

Headline reads:

Brazilian prostitute had collar bone broken when three U.S. marines threw her out of a moving Embassy car in fresh embarrassment for Obama

A Murdoch-owned tabloid targeting the left in an attempt to slander, discredit, and obfuscate any meaningful politics? You've got to be joking...
 
2012-04-25 10:11:33 PM
Marines cavorting with whores? Next you'll be telling me that water is wet.
 
2012-04-25 10:13:22 PM
Are members of El Presidente's security team and Embassy protection squads considered diplomats? Who polices the world's police?
 
2012-04-25 10:14:07 PM
If she had a broken collar bone, wouldn't she be in some sort of cast?
 
2012-04-25 10:14:11 PM
Wait, so what does this have to do with Obama? Like, is he telling these people to go out and get hookers?

I mean, did George W. Bush personally tell Lynndie England to leash Abu Ghraib prisoners like dogs?
 
2012-04-25 10:14:46 PM
She was thrown out of a parked car, fell, put her hand on the door handle to get up and the car pulled off as she was standing and was pulled under the wheel.
 
2012-04-25 10:15:29 PM
Brazilian prostitute had collar bone broken when three U.S. marines threw her out of a moving Embassy car in fresh embarrassment for Obama!!!


/trollololo
 
2012-04-25 10:15:34 PM
zvoidx: Satanic_Hamster: Rain-Monkey: I'm not buying this for one second.

I worked with the US Embassy guys somewhere else for 4 years. They are locked-on professionals.

Someone is trying to make a bullshiat scandal.

Daily Mail, dude.

Nope/click


No, I'm pretty sure the submitted article is faily mail.
 
2012-04-25 10:17:02 PM
angrymacface: If she had a broken collar bone, wouldn't she be in some sort of cast?

Do they even have the caste system in Brazil?
 
2012-04-25 10:17:49 PM
Grables'Daughter: Methinks the timing is perfect to throw in my own Obama scandal.

/thinks of a plan


I'll put on an Obama mask and horse whip you on the White House lawn.
 
2012-04-25 10:17:52 PM
Fista-Phobia: Brazilian prostitute had collar bone broken when three U.S. marines threw her out of a moving Embassy car in fresh embarrassment for Obama!!!

/trollololo


That looks like a Bush area scar to me!

/PLUS, It's a MAN, Baby!
 
2012-04-25 10:18:40 PM
American prostitutes are deeply upset by this. "No one travels very far to see them", said one, demands global equality and it's fair share of the world hooker market: feels they are being under sold by foreign hookers providing cheap plastic services.
 
2012-04-25 10:20:43 PM
I think the Secret Servicemen and the Marines should get a Sicilian Fathers' corporal punishment: a belt lashing, I'm thinking 5-10 swats, no blood, just a tanned bare ass and a wide leather belt, on prime time television. Bump the Kardash-i-tards show if need be.
Totally would have been whipped if my pop would have got wind of it being me.
 
2012-04-25 10:22:57 PM
zvoidx: Satanic_Hamster: Rain-Monkey: I'm not buying this for one second.

I worked with the US Embassy guys somewhere else for 4 years. They are locked-on professionals.

Someone is trying to make a bullshiat scandal.

Daily Mail, dude.

Nope/click


It seems from those links that the Marines picked up 2 prostitutes at a club, one started fighting with the other in the car, so they stopped the car and put her out, then she tried to get back in the car as they were pulling off and that is how she got injured.

That sounds plausible. I can see a whore trying to get back in the car after what she thought was going to be a paying John sent her packing.
 
2012-04-25 10:22:58 PM
Turbo Cojones: Fista-Phobia: Brazilian prostitute had collar bone broken when three U.S. marines threw her out of a moving Embassy car in fresh embarrassment for Obama!!!

/trollololo

That looks like a Bush area scar to me!

/PLUS, It's a MAN, Baby!


I like the band-aid. Did she retain Tom 'The Heavy Hitter' Magelaner?
 
2012-04-25 10:23:51 PM
thatboyoverthere: office_despot: How do you get tossed out of a moving car hard enough to break a clavicle but suffer no road rash or other visible injuries ? Presumably while dressed in the standard skimpy whores uniform ?

You land on the point of your shoulder.

How about the fact she was ran over by the car and doesn't have bruises from having a car on top of her?


I'm guessing you've never heard of either 'poor journalism" or "hyperbole" as in "My god, she was run over by a speeding car!!!" Then you ask again, and find out she was "pushed" from a "car going about 4 mph". Then you ask a third time and it was "The door opened and I fell out, landing on my shoulder. The car was pretty much stopped, and then the jackoffs sped away into the night."

Her police report read: "I was thrown from the moving vehicle" and the news report read: "She was flung violently from the rapidly moving car by the callous men."
 
2012-04-25 10:23:54 PM
luktti: Who's up for the trifecta?

Air Force?

Can't wait to see those injuries.


I was just wondering that, but I don't think the Air Force is really capable of inflicting any injuries.

/expect paper cuts
 
2012-04-25 10:25:52 PM
IronMyno: I think the Secret Servicemen and the Marines should get a Sicilian Fathers' corporal punishment: a belt lashing, I'm thinking 5-10 swats, no blood, just a tanned bare ass and a wide leather belt, on prime time television. Bump the Kardash-i-tards show if need be.
Totally would have been whipped if my pop would have got wind of it being me.


Bare-assed Marines spanked on prime time TV? Hell, I'll pay for a month of cable to see that shiat!

/HOT!
 
2012-04-25 10:26:21 PM
Whizzy: Wait, so what does this have to do with Obama? Like, is he telling these people to go out and get hookers?

I mean, did George W. Bush personally tell Lynndie England to leash Abu Ghraib prisoners like dogs?


In fairness, he was just relaying orders from God. It goes from God, to George, to Lynndie, get it?
 
2012-04-25 10:26:24 PM
Whizzy: Wait, so what does this have to do with Obama? Like, is he telling these people to go out and get hookers?

I mean, did George W. Bush personally tell Lynndie England to leash Abu Ghraib prisoners like dogs?


Before reading this quote I was about to write that, although I voted for Obama, I think that he is a failed president. Nonetheless, as much as I would like to see him lose the next election (I'm not putting money on that or the Romney-bot) this incident has nothing whatsoever to do with Obama; his name should not be in the article, let alone the headline. But your post made me realize that the press did try to connect Bush to Lynndie England when the debacle at Abu Ghraib was communicated.

Stupid, irresponsible "news" reporters and publishers, trying to create political controversy to pander to haters.

This is about stupid government employees, not the president.

/Unless he threw her from the car
//Which I think he did
///Muslims do that kinda shiat
 
2012-04-25 10:26:27 PM
morgantx: luktti: Who's up for the trifecta?

Air Force?

Can't wait to see those injuries.

I was just wondering that, but I don't think the Air Force is really capable of inflicting any injuries.

/expect except paper cuts


//FTFM
 
2012-04-25 10:26:28 PM
not for getting the hooker so much as mistreating a woman, even if it was a hooker.
Mom would have torn into the left overs for getting a hooker and I don't think I'd live thru her beating.
 
2012-04-25 10:28:27 PM
jagec: the £800 they had agreed upon.

Seems a little pricey for a third-world hooker. Wouldn't it have been cheaper to just buy random girls drinks at a bar until one of them agreed to sleep with you?


She were one of those girls that dressed up nice, had good manners, and went to official parties with you, thus the pricetag.
 
2012-04-25 10:29:11 PM
Whizzy: I mean, did George W. Bush personally tell Lynndie England to leash Abu Ghraib prisoners like dogs?

According to some, yes.

Democratic Underground
"Lyndie and her lover were only doing what they were told. Obama should release her right away with apologies."

Col. Janis Karpinski, Ret.
"Lynndie England was specifically selected to pose in pictures. Lynndie just followed ORDERS! It goes to the very top, Rumsfeld, Bremer, Gonzales......."
 
2012-04-25 10:32:29 PM
spawn73: jagec: the £800 they had agreed upon.

Seems a little pricey for a third-world hooker. Wouldn't it have been cheaper to just buy random girls drinks at a bar until one of them agreed to sleep with you?

She were one of those girls that dressed up nice, had good manners, and went to official parties with you, thus the pricetag.


That makes more sense.

But why bother? It's not like the rest of the room is going to believe that you just HAPPEN to have a hot Colombian girlfriend in town that you've never mentioned before.
 
2012-04-25 10:32:47 PM
George W Bush: WAR CRIMINAL

Obama: NOBEL PIECE PRIZE

Seem to be the warrrgarbll whenever military or others are doing something overseas
 
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