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2012-04-25 09:56:02 PM
I'll take Burger Box crinkle-cut fries any day. Or skin-on fries from any mom & pop hamburger joint.

In college they had a machine that extruded some sort of potato paste into fry-like shapes. The only thing I can remember being worse than McDonalds fries.
 
2012-04-25 09:56:05 PM
I don't have anything particular against McDonald's, but the author of that article is delusional. Even the best McD's fries are mediocre little sticks, and more often than not they arrive soggy and oversalted. They don't begin to compare to Chick-Fil-A waffle fries, for instance, or proper adult-sized chips from a good fish-and-chips place.
 
2012-04-25 09:56:26 PM
LeglessDog: Anyone who knows anything knows the only way to make ANY kind of proper french fries (pomme frites) is to blanch, rest, then fry hot until crispy . . .

. . . not to mention, REAL McDonald's fries used to be fried in BEEF fat . . . I still remember the smell . . . *tear*


LAMB fat. Used to work there back in the day. Fries had their own special vats that used lamb fat. Gave it an extra kick of sweet.
 
2012-04-25 09:58:21 PM
Y'all don't know shiat about fries. Y'all don't know shiat about Hodad's.

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2012-04-25 09:58:57 PM
Eraic: Not a single mention of Five Guys french fries.. which are so far superior.. they shouldn't even be called the same thing.

Yes! Gotta love how they carefully fill the fry cup, only to dump the rest of the scoop in the bag afterwards. They don't know the meaning of the word "skimp".

/Cajun style, FTW!
 
2012-04-25 09:59:57 PM
Not sure I'd want to try this recipe. I've been mighty wary about eating McDonald's french fries since discovering how flammable they are.* All that extra oil has got to be dangerously unhealthy.

*Yes, flammable. While hanging out with a friend a few months back, I accidentally set a french fry on fire. Did it again in response to my surprise to see if it really did happen, those fries burned better than a candle until nothing but withered black awfulness was left. Haven't eaten any since, way too many calories if they burn that well.
 
2012-04-25 10:01:06 PM
Does nobody like Checkers/Rallys fries? They're the best as long as you don't get a crispy shell filled with grease.
 
2012-04-25 10:02:35 PM
KFC has the best fried potatoes of any chain. Wedges - glorious!
 
2012-04-25 10:04:19 PM
Five Guys fries. Over 9000 percent better. The end.
 
2012-04-25 10:04:44 PM
9beers: Klivian: You've eaten at Arby's. Your argument is invalid.

Arby's is farking delicious. Their roast beef and French dip are better than about 99% of fast food.


I'm guessing you have a haircut like the guy in the Arby's commercial that pops through and sings "It's good mood food!". In fact, I just added "has Arby's haircut" to your note in my favorites list.
 
2012-04-25 10:04:47 PM
Tax Boy: McDonalds fast food smells NASTY. Why anyone with an option to eat anywhere else would voluntarily still eat there is a mystery to me.

True dat, but they do have the best "fast food coffee" you can get here in the Bay, so I swing through there regularly for a fill-up when I'm on the road.

/don't spill it on your crotch...that shiat's HOT
 
2012-04-25 10:06:30 PM
Eraic: Not a single mention of Five Guys french fries.. which are so far superior.. they shouldn't even be called the same thing.

Oddly the recipe in the article will result in fries closer to 5 Guys fries than Mickie D's. Still trying to figure out how no-one noticed this yet. Go ahead kids, break out the tape measure when you are cutting those 3/8" McD. shoestrings....
 
2012-04-25 10:06:40 PM
Here in the toothless state (FL) even we know that McD's fries are lame. There are plenty of mediocre BBQ places around - Sonny's, Dustin's, Brians - that do better fries, any of em. . 1/2" thick crinkle cut fries done golden and crispy. A mound goes on every plate to leave the kitchen, so you almost always get steamin hot & crisp fries .
 
2012-04-25 10:08:03 PM
LeglessDog: Anyone who knows anything knows the only way to make ANY kind of proper french fries (pomme frites) is to blanch, rest, then fry hot until crispy . . .

. . . not to mention, REAL McDonald's fries used to be fried in BEEF fat . . . I still remember the smell . . . *tear*


THIS. the blanching turns the outside gelatinous and the inside soft, and after frying you have a crisp shell with soft/fluffy inside.
 
2012-04-25 10:11:35 PM
so undercooked and loaded with salt? no thanks.

Considering, the curly fries and waffle fries out there, not to mention the various seasonings for fries, such as cajun seasoning, curry powder, etc.
 
2012-04-25 10:13:16 PM
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2012-04-25 10:14:37 PM
Eraic: Not a single mention of Five Guys french fries.. which are so far superior.. they shouldn't even be called the same thing.

Wha??

I guess they're great, if your idea of good french fries is floppy and greasy.

Their only saving grace is that Five Guys has bottles of malt vinegar. Mmm

/I've only been to "original" Five Guys, not the franchises.
 
2012-04-25 10:15:05 PM
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2012-04-25 10:17:05 PM
My first thought after reading the headline was that it had something to do with BACON. Turns out, I was close.
 
2012-04-25 10:19:06 PM
Fatties. The lot of you.

/om nom nom
 
2012-04-25 10:19:16 PM
Alton Brown's recipe...
 
2012-04-25 10:19:31 PM
nunpunter: Subby sounds fat. Or soon to be fat.
 
2012-04-25 10:20:28 PM
Walker: McDonald's fries don't even come close to juicy Chick-fil-A waffle fries.

But I refuse to give any money to Chick-fail-A

/where chick tracts come from?
 
2012-04-25 10:22:15 PM
Heh, I always used to like buying the fries and a chocolate milkshake. The milkshake makes an amazing "dipping sauce" for fries. I dare you to try this and not find it amazingly (and disturbingly) delicious.
 
2012-04-25 10:22:44 PM
axeeugene: I've never understood the fascination with McDonald's french fries.

It's dirt cheap and fast. Americans like that in their junk food. That and decades of brainwashing, er, advertising.
 
2012-04-25 10:23:44 PM
bangmaid: This is awesome! I live in a part of the country where we don't have McDonalds yet, so this will come in handy for me.

Gold!
 
Skr
2012-04-25 10:26:19 PM
After I used coconut oil for homemade fries, I'm never looking back to the alternatives. Lard is almost as good but not quite.

Coconut oil for stovetop popcorn as well.
 
2012-04-25 10:27:50 PM
I'm so disappointed in every last one of you.

Lord knows you should double parboil/freeze and deep fry from frozen at 375 degrees for 2:40.

Single parboil is for those without the time and care, in a rush.
 
2012-04-25 10:28:54 PM
Tax Boy: Eraic: Not a single mention of Five Guys french fries.. which are so far superior.. they shouldn't even be called the same thing.

Wha??

I guess they're great, if your idea of good french fries is floppy and greasy.

Their only saving grace is that Five Guys has bottles of malt vinegar. Mmm

/I've only been to "original" Five Guys, not the franchises.


Technically he doesn't say that they are "great", just "far superior (to McDonald's fries)".

That much is true. McDonald's fries are sad little tubes of salt with just enough potato to hold them together.
 
2012-04-25 10:35:19 PM
Not a big fan of McDonald fries. I used to like Rally's fries a lot when I was a kid. Haven't had them in over a decade, might need to try them again when I feel like punishing my arteries.

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2012-04-25 10:37:15 PM
Here's Ray Kroc's secret :

Use sheep fat.

The original McD's R&D recipe.

Source: McDonald's: Behind the Arches by John Love
 
2012-04-25 10:39:10 PM
9beers: McDonald's fries are the best around as long as you get them fresh out of the frier and with just the right amount of salt.

I'll take in-n-out fries over McDonalds any day.

To duplicate in-n-out fries just slice a potato and fry, no finally about it.
 
2012-04-25 11:04:08 PM
It's not difficult to cook fries at home that kick the shiat out of any fries you'll get in most restaurants.
 
2012-04-25 11:26:05 PM
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Sorry... McDonald's your shiat stick fries got nothing on Chick-fil-a waffle goodness
 
2012-04-25 11:32:53 PM
Yeah, that's how my mom taught me to make fries forty years ago.

Chip wagons FTW
 
2012-04-25 11:33:44 PM
MayContainHorseGluten: Heh, I always used to like buying the fries and a chocolate milkshake. The milkshake makes an amazing "dipping sauce" for fries. I dare you to try this and not find it amazingly (and disturbingly) delicious.

You just gave me a high school flashback. We did that in the cafeteria at lunch. Great stuff
 
2012-04-25 11:37:52 PM
I worked at a McDonald's for two years when I was in high school (96-98) and often wound up being in charge of fries during dinner rush. The key to getting the best tasting McD's fries is to get them as fresh as possible which means going in and braving the lunch or dinner rush crowds as that is when they're cranking out the most fresh fries. If you go at 8:30pm and expect them to have a fresh batch waiting for you then you're likely out of luck - only exception being that you need a batch made without salt. If you specifically request one without salt, then they will likely make a fresh batch for you at any time. I should also point out that later in the evening (usually after 10pm) fries are almost always made to order, so you can get a fresh batch of fries then too.

And the salting, we'd empty the baskets into the fry stand and then have a large salt shaker which we'd have to make 3 arches (like the McDonald's arches) for the batch to be considered perfectly salted. I've seen this in other stores and actually called out one store on it when they didn't do it.
 
2012-04-25 11:53:09 PM
Um, while I'm about to sound fat, I'm not... I'm find go ahead and say I pretty much like all French fries.
 
2012-04-25 11:55:28 PM
everybodylookattheirpants: Um, while I'm about to sound fat, I'm not... I'm find go ahead and say I pretty much like all French fries.

Dammit, find = gonna
 
2012-04-25 11:58:08 PM
everybodylookattheirpants: everybodylookattheirpants: Um, while I'm about to sound fat, I'm not... I'm find go ahead and say I pretty much like all French fries.

Dammit, find = gonna


fat fingers.
 
2012-04-26 12:13:20 AM
Klivian: My gods that looks like a lot of work just for fries.

Screw it, it'll be faster to go out and get some.
 
2012-04-26 12:20:15 AM
secularsage: I thought McDonald's still used some sort of beef fat or beef derivative in its shortening (which is what they call their frying oil). I might be wrong about that, but I'm skeptical that these fries are going to be much like McD's since I know for sure they don't use peanut oil. (I used to be a swing shift manager at a McDonald's, and I had to clean up that nasty used frying oil constantly.)

They used to be, but vegans brow beat them into using non-meat oil.

Certainly you can modify this recipe accordingly. I plan to.
 
2012-04-26 12:20:52 AM
She comes in colors everywhere: Walker: McDonald's fries don't even come close to juicy Chick-fil-A waffle fries.

But I refuse to give any money to Chick-fail-A

/where chick tracts come from?


Fortunately, if there's a Backyard Burger near where you live, they have the same fries WITHOUT the dominionist evil :D
 
2012-04-26 12:21:19 AM
The Grasshopper: All fries suck if they are not cooked in lard/beef fat.
If you haven't tried them that way, you don't know what you missing.
But you may live longer eating those Fries cooked in all vegetable oil.
Damned if you do, Damned if you don't!

/you can Blanche any fry and it almost tastes like ye olden times fryes!


Fries, really skinny fries, done in truffle oil are the closest thing to crack cocaine in the culinary world.
 
2012-04-26 12:23:09 AM
dopeydwarf: Not a big fan of McDonald fries. I used to like Rally's fries a lot when I was a kid. Haven't had them in over a decade, might need to try them again when I feel like punishing my arteries.

[aht.seriouseats.com image 500x345]


seasoned, coated fries like those are an abomination.
 
2012-04-26 12:26:54 AM
I got two words for you guys: smash burger.

/fresh to order and wonderfully seasoned.
//oh yea, great burgers, too.
 
2012-04-26 12:44:27 AM
Great Porn Dragon: Fortunately, if there's a Backyard Burger near where you live, they have the same fries WITHOUT the dominionist evil :D

How I miss me a BYB. I has a sad now.
 
2012-04-26 12:46:55 AM
404 page not found: Y'all don't know shiat about fries. Y'all don't know shiat about Hodad's.

Does the CA at the bottom mean cali??

/If so... Whar?!
//looks bomb
 
2012-04-26 12:48:47 AM
The best fries are steak fries, with ketchup and/or vinegar.and the best steak fries I remember were at Cedar Point.
 
2012-04-26 01:10:10 AM
McDonald's fries taste like shiat.
 
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