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(Columbia Daily Tribune)   Rep. Todd Akin (R-eally dumb): "Federal student loans are the stage three cancer of socialism"   (columbiatribune.com) divider line 31
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2012-04-25 05:28:16 PM
9 votes:
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: they put their milk in bags

Aren't those called "breasts"?
2012-04-25 04:09:14 PM
5 votes:
ManateeGag: Grand_Moff_Joseph: And his competition doesn't know what the Violence Against Women Act is because "I haven't been elected yet".

MORONS.

there should be a rudimentary test of the laws on the land. if you cannot pass the test, you cannot run for a federal government office.


First question: Do you want to run for federal office?

(Anyone who answers "yes" automatically fails.)
2012-04-25 08:23:33 PM
3 votes:
Conservatives are the stage three cancer of ignorance.
2012-04-25 05:56:03 PM
3 votes:
Dear GOP,

The Obama campaign was really worried about energizing young people for the upcoming elections. Thanks for helping with that.
2012-04-25 08:52:40 PM
2 votes:
machodonkeywrestler: winterwhile: The_Gallant_Gallstone: winterwhile: so how much money are you willing to give to some college students?

I need... about three fiddy!

About what it costs to occupy Afghanistan for 10 years should do it.

thats an failed Obama war, try again.

wars end

entitlements never end

Are you retarded?


We're pretty sure a stroke was involved.
2012-04-25 05:34:40 PM
2 votes:
Wait till he hears about the Post Office...
2012-04-25 04:28:37 PM
2 votes:
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: ManateeGag: Grand_Moff_Joseph: And his competition doesn't know what the Violence Against Women Act is because "I haven't been elected yet".

MORONS.

there should be a rudimentary test of the laws on the land. if you cannot pass the test, you cannot run for a federal government office.

First question: Do you want to run for federal office?

(Anyone who answers "yes" automatically fails.)


that would be a sanity test. we don't need that here. what does this look like, Canada?
2012-04-26 10:03:48 AM
1 votes:
Giltric: Crabs_Can_Polevault: Cinaed: Wait... how does promoting education somehow become the bedrock principle of a ownership-less meritocracy?

It's harder to own educated people. Duh!

Not if you condition the people through their education.


True. Just look at Texas. ""In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth, and when I looked at the evidence for evolution, I found it unconvincing so I don't think he used evolution to do it, that's my big deal." - Don McLeroy, former chair of the Texas Board of Education, and dentist.
2012-04-25 10:24:49 PM
1 votes:
Micheal Jordan: I'm more agile than you.
TeaBagger: Of course.
Stone Cold Steve Austin: I'm stronger than you.
TeaBagger: Absolutely.
Usain Bolt: I'm faster than you.
TeaBagger: By far!
Dale Earnhart Jr: I'm a better driver than you.
TeaBagger: And I love you for it!
Albert Einstein: I'm smarter than you.
TeaBagger: OMFG ELITIST SECULAR HUMANIST ATHEIST LIBERAL LAMESTREAM MEDIA DERP DERP DERP
2012-04-25 09:15:27 PM
1 votes:
DamnYankees: I don't find this claim dumb as much as inexplicable. Seriously what does this even mean?

"I are a retard. I can count to potatoe."
2012-04-25 09:02:33 PM
1 votes:
winterwhile: Afghanistan is an Liberal war, for Obama

and you are losing it.


Afghanistan is a liberal war for Obama?

DAMN YOU TIME MACHINE!
2012-04-25 08:53:49 PM
1 votes:
cameroncrazy1984: winterwhile: Bill Murray said I was weird: winterwhile: Bhasayate: theknuckler_33: winterwhile: Bhasayate: There should be a student loan bailout. For at least a bit. It's getting crazy.

so how much money are you willing to give to some college students?

How are student LOANS 'giving' money to college students?

Right. I'm just saying if we had a big auto bailout, and a wall street bail out, we should have a student loan amnesty program, too. We have got to be fair here.

How about a bail out for the common taxpayer??? you know those of us who pay taxes.

So...not you then.

I pay around 20%

I pay more than you in taxes. Therefore my opinion matters more than yours does.


If you were rich enough for your opinion to matter, you wouldn't have paid more in taxes.
2012-04-25 08:21:48 PM
1 votes:
Affording to another farker whose handle I can't remember, conservative wisdom would tell you that when the government spends money on education, research, and development, the country falls behind in those areas relative to the rest of the world. Clearly this is supported by the American experience of the 20th century.
2012-04-25 08:20:17 PM
1 votes:
Rep. Todd Akin (R-eally dumb): "Federal student loans are the stage three cancer of socialism"

...as opposed to the stage 3 rectal cancer that republicans have become.
2012-04-25 08:18:26 PM
1 votes:
DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: winterwhile: TV's Vinnie: GOD!

FREAKING!

DAMMIT!

It seems that ANY tax money spent on helping ANYONE who's not a billionaire is gonna be condemned as "socialism" by these jackwagons!

15 Trillion in the hole, where would you get the money? Borrow it from the chinese? Or just print it and make all my savings worthless?

I'm cool with your savings being worthless.


To be fair he saves dingleberries.
2012-04-25 08:15:37 PM
1 votes:
The_Gallant_Gallstone: winterwhile: so how much money are you willing to give to some college students?

I need... about three fiddy!

About what it costs to occupy Afghanistan for 10 years should do it.


thats an failed Obama war, try again.

wars end

entitlements never end
2012-04-25 08:14:36 PM
1 votes:
winterwhile: so how much money are you willing to give to some college students?

I need... about three fiddy!

About what it costs to occupy Afghanistan for 10 years should do it.
2012-04-25 08:13:06 PM
1 votes:
Pincy: You must really have to hate yourself and humanity in general in order to vote Republican.

so name one policy you think caused this? That republicans supported?
2012-04-25 08:11:46 PM
1 votes:
Bhasayate: There should be a student loan bailout. For at least a bit. It's getting crazy.

so how much money are you willing to give to some college students?

give us a number.

please
2012-04-25 07:46:48 PM
1 votes:
So the plan is "Let's keep attacking things the majority of people like"?
2012-04-25 07:42:35 PM
1 votes:
Todd Akin... wasn't he an American Idol contestant?
2012-04-25 07:40:25 PM
1 votes:
The only thing Republican complaints about "socialism" are doing is encouraging liberals and moderates to give real socialism a second look.

/Social democracy is not a bad idea
//Stalinism is, but the people old enough to buy into cold war rhetoric vote Republican anyway.
2012-04-25 07:35:06 PM
1 votes:
What an idiot, stage 3 cancer patients linger only for a short while, student loans cause suffering for decades.
2012-04-25 07:34:00 PM
1 votes:
Stage 3 is the good one, right?
2012-04-25 07:28:33 PM
1 votes:
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: People who want to be in power should, under no circumstances, be allowed to be in power.

Paging Because People in power are Stupid to the thread.
2012-04-25 07:09:56 PM
1 votes:
DamnYankees: I don't find this claim dumb as much as inexplicable. Seriously what does this even mean?

False Analogy

Several factors affect the strength of the argument from analogy:

The relevance of the known similarities to the similarity inferred in the conclusion.[2][1]

The amount and variety of the examples in the analogy.[2][1]

The number of characteristics that the things being compared share.[2][1]'

An argument from analogy is weakened if it is inadequate in any of the above respects. The term "false analogy" comes from the philosopher John Stuart Mill, who was one of the first individuals to engage in a detailed examination of analogical reasoning.[2] One of Mill's examples involved an inference that some person is lazy from the observation that his or her sibling is lazy. According to Mill, sharing parents is not all that relevant to the property of laziness.[2]

A further clear example is:

Sam: "I think that people can have some affection for their cultural heritage."

Michelle: "You're just like Hitler!"

Sam: " Hell yeah!"

In the above example, Michelle has evaded a reasoned discussion by tarring Sam with an irrelevant association to an idea that Hitler used. Of course no one person is identical to another to the extent that their proposals can be disparaged by a mere reference to that other person. It is a form of ad hominem: Attacking the messenger, rather than the message.
2012-04-25 06:15:03 PM
1 votes:
GAT_00: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: ManateeGag: Grand_Moff_Joseph: And his competition doesn't know what the Violence Against Women Act is because "I haven't been elected yet".

MORONS.

there should be a rudimentary test of the laws on the land. if you cannot pass the test, you cannot run for a federal government office.

First question: Do you want to run for federal office?

(Anyone who answers "yes" automatically fails.)

See, this is incredibly stupid. Why exactly do you want apathetic people in charge of your government? Do you really want the President to get a call about whatever crisis and go 'fark it, I'm tired of this job?' I mean, if you want that, please vote for Sarah Palin.


People who want to be in power should, under no circumstances, be allowed to be in power.
2012-04-25 05:58:23 PM
1 votes:
kronicfeld: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: they put their milk in bags

Aren't those called "breasts"?


That settles it, I'm moving north.
2012-04-25 05:50:16 PM
1 votes:
Kudos for the Republicans and their new "hire nothing but the handicapped" policies!

/The Short Bus Party™
2012-04-25 05:41:27 PM
1 votes:
Nadie_AZ: hubiestubert: Wait till he hears about the Post Office...

And the military.


Or public libraries...
2012-04-25 05:38:02 PM
1 votes:
hubiestubert: Wait till he hears about the Post Office...

And the military.
 
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