Fave Sims Copypasta:

I was HORRIBLE to my poor Sims.

I'd build GIANT houses with concrete floors, coffin-lining wallpaper, and hallways one tile wide leading in a giant spiral all the way to the center...where a staircase led to a second level with another spiral that reversed itself to the outer wall. The toilet was at one end, and the 'fridge was at the other. No beds, doors, windows, chairs, or bathing facilities. And there'd be four of 'em living in there, all with conflicting personalities, and no way to walk around each other. Then I'd put the time clock on high speed, and watch as all of their misery meters red-lined. Completely hilarious.

After a few days of them whining about the lack of a shower, I'd take the 'fridge just to show 'em what REAL misery was. Then, a few days later, I'd put in a window, and then I'd put an end table just outside with a big, juicy roast turkey on it. The poor little digital bastards had to sit there, clustered around the window, crying about how the flies were eating like kings while they slowly starved to death. They just stood there in their own Windex-blue pee, sobbing and begging for relief that would never come. Eventually, I'd hang up the clown painting, then watch as he popped in and tried in vain to cheer them up. About then is when I'd start the fires.

GOD, I was horrendous. But I'm still giggling like a little girl just remembering it. I'm convinced that being able to take out my frustrations on little computer jerks kept me out of therapy, and made it so I could be nice to meat-people.

In other news, people still play The Sims.

chasd00: of you blowing a horse? If you meant "her" blowing a horse that has to be one of the most epic typo fails of all time.

I'm pretty sure he was doing a funny, playing-against-your-expectations thingy. You EXPECT the story to end with pictures of HER being unfaithful and he ends the story with something wacky and unexpected. (pictures of him blowing the horse).

Action Seal: I once built a mausoleum in sandbox mode, or whatever. I'd do everything to those poor little people. Building a pool with no ladders (but complete with a diving board) was always a solid method, but I also enjoyed deleting the door on a room after they walked in. Then I'd go into building-mode and reconstruct the walls around them, closing them in until they were standing in a tiny, miserable box, made of four solid walls and one tile, floating in an endless void.

Eventually they'd die in that little room, and I'd collect their death urns and put them in the mausoleum, all to see how many ghosts I could get to haunt the place.

Then I'd carefully construct a normal family and let them move in, just to see how long they could keep their sanity.

This is why I played.

puckrock2000: chasd00: spentmiles: The night before my first wedding, I found out from her best friend that my finance had cheated on me at her bachelorette's party. The best friend even had photographs.

I left the wedding go on as planned, but when the bride's music started playing and she appeared at the end of the aisle, I brought everything to a halt. I then instructed the guests, 500 or so of her closest friends, to look under their folding chairs. As the envelopes opened, a collective gasp of horror sounded in the chapel.

Under each chair, I'd taped one of the pictures of me blowing a horse.

of you blowing a horse? If you meant "her" blowing a horse that has to be one of the most epic typo fails of all time.

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHH!

Didja hear that? It was the sound of the joke going right past you.

Yeah, I don't get it either.

On my Sims 1 game, I built my own graveyard. Not downloading the item add-on. I EARNED the graveyard. What was more amazing, was that the adoption agency kept sending me kids, despite my proven history of child murder.

-Send child to 4x4 room
-Fill room with cheap items to box child in
-Have adult sim light fireworks
-Turn off Freewill
-Have adult sim walk away

tweek46420

i made a family, put mom and dad in a room with a fireplace and removed the door , then started the objects in the room on fire killing mom and dad....then let the kid fend for himself.... the police showed up after a week of him not going to school.....thank god for pizza or that kid would of starved

Mine had an unwanted pregnancy, you couldn't push her down the stairs so after the birth you can sure lock it in a room until DCFS shows up.

I love to have my sims get married, then make out with her sister, right in front of his wife.

These are all pretty damn funny ideas.

As a kid, I never made it through an hour of building a city without making it a complete dissaster area.

That was pretty funny... about 5+ years ago.