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(Huffington Post)   News: British boyband involved in chlamydia scare. Fark: Koala chlamydia   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 33
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2012-04-25 02:43:13 PM
www.loadnvote.com
 
2012-04-25 02:55:19 PM
To be fair, Koala chlamydia also smells like eucalyptus.
 
2012-04-25 03:10:39 PM
poet justice
 
2012-04-25 03:28:24 PM
I guess you could say they're worried their health will go...

in the wrong direction.
 
2012-04-25 03:36:05 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... gasp... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH... oh geeze.
 
2012-04-25 04:07:59 PM
When I went to Australia a koala peed on me too. It must be their greeting to tourists.
 
2012-04-25 04:34:23 PM
Didn't Brit Boy George already have a hit with Koala Chlamydia?
 
2012-04-25 04:35:55 PM
chlamydia, a sexually transmitted disease whose effects include severe conjunctivitis (or "pink eye"), incontinence, prostatitis and kidney damage, according to AOL News.

Well, good thing you checked with AOL News, the leading authority on STDs. Too bad there aren't any other resources available...
 
2012-04-25 04:37:12 PM
Was that one of the CGI creatures in Wrath of the Titans?
 
2012-04-25 04:38:21 PM
Maybe there is a god.
 
2012-04-25 04:46:44 PM
i.qkme.me
Eucalyptus is the new date rape drug.
 
2012-04-25 05:38:02 PM
Just be glad a Kardashian didn't pee on them.

/just like the xenomorph's blood in 'Alien'
 
2012-04-25 06:29:15 PM
Koalas = Marsupial counterparts of the cast of Jersey Shore. Got it.
 
2012-04-25 06:37:57 PM
The obvious question here is, just wtf have the Aussies been doing to those poor koalas?
 
2012-04-25 06:47:50 PM

Apos: Koalas = Marsupial counterparts of the cast of Jersey Shore. Got it.


But cuter.
 
2012-04-25 07:03:29 PM
Oh you've gotta be kidding. Hahaha!!
 
2012-04-25 07:06:42 PM

Morchella: Didn't Brit Boy George already have a hit with Koala Chlamydia?


Three minutes later and I'm still giggling. Thank you!
 
2012-04-25 07:10:44 PM
I read that as "British boyband involved in a Chimera scare." I am not disappointed though.
 
2012-04-25 07:16:27 PM

Morchella: Didn't Brit Boy George already have a hit with Koala Chlamydia?


*clicks "Funny" button*

*golf clap*
 
2012-04-25 07:38:23 PM
Koala is tight like a man's anus ...
 
2012-04-25 07:40:14 PM
 
2012-04-25 07:47:30 PM

gopher321: Just be glad a Kardashian didn't pee on them.

/just like the xenomorph's blood in 'Alien'


+2 for that.
 
2012-04-25 07:53:32 PM

FeedTheCollapse: wanted for questioning.


images.fanpop.com
He he he he.
 
2012-04-25 08:19:27 PM
Actual photo of how he contracted koala chlamydia:

i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-25 08:28:24 PM
On the bright side, at least it wasn't Panda Clap or Badger Herpes
 
2012-04-25 08:37:16 PM

Badgers: Actual photo of how he contracted koala chlamydia:

i112.photobucket.com



Reminds me of this:


i112.photobucket.com

/Facehumper
 
2012-04-25 08:57:54 PM
I'll just leave this here
Link (New Window)
 
2012-04-25 09:25:57 PM
Usually it's very difficult to urinate during a wand erection visit.
 
2012-04-25 10:36:31 PM
www.somethingpositive.net

/love the comic
//hot link!
 
2012-04-26 05:26:02 AM
This was a fark link earlier in the week, Picture 19 is relevent here:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthpicturegalleries/9217323/Animal - pictures-of-the-week-20-April-2012.html#?frame=2197411
 
2012-04-26 05:28:06 AM

Type40: This was a fark link earlier in the week, Picture 19 is relevent here:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthpicturegalleries/9217323/Animal - pictures-of-the-week-20-April-2012.html#?frame=2197411


Or to put it another way:
Link
 
2012-04-26 07:12:07 AM

Apos: Koalas = Marsupial counterparts of the cast of Jersey Shore. Got it.


They are the only animal apart from humans that uses the pronoun "dude".

/They digest the eucalyptus leaves through fermentation, so they're always wasted.
 
2012-04-26 12:57:34 PM
I just call it Koalmydia for short
 
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