propasaurus: Sandusky'd in the boobies.

Fantastic.

It's like Romney winning totally blew their minds and they just lost it. Not like they were sane before but they've gone beyond derp now.

Well they should. Either that or Father Sandusky ass rapes your kid before and after Mass.

Ok, I'm not reading two WND articles in one day. Can someone with a stronger stomach give a Cliff's Notes version?

I wish these morons would go start their own society on Antarctica or another planet. They can install a theocratic government and oppress each other all they want, isolated from the rest of civilization.

This old canard? I remember when my batshiat crazy 6th grade art teacher tried to tell us our parents should vote against the Equal Rights Amendment because it would lead to co-ed showers and bathroom stalls or some damn thing.

This was also the woman who showed us "Nostradamus: The Man Who Saw Tomorrow" in all seriousness and was convinced barcodes were the Number of the Beast. I had an early education in herp-a-derp.

Raoul Eaton: Ok, I'm not reading two WND articles in one day. Can someone with a stronger stomach give a Cliff's Notes version?

SphericalTime: I'm sure that lots of church goers would love that, but no, the gays have no interest in co-ed showers.

Neither do most of "the boys" at church. Notice how hard they are fighting to keep all the naked men together, where they should be?

Its 2012. Do we still need communal showers at all?

These republicans make african politicians look like sane, level-headed, stand up people who only run for office for the betterment of their fellow africans.

Diogenes: Why would homosexuals want coed showers?


Forget it-- He's rolling.

Banning discrimination means we must allow co-ed showers.
Banning Home-Defense Howitzers means we must ban slingshots.
Gay marriage means we must allow gay multicultural polygamist turtles to marry IKEA furniture and the moon Titan.
Banning murder means that the UN will euthanize humans to feed cows in reparation for centuries of non-vegan rule.

ThatGuyGreg: Is anyone else wondering why the fark there are showers in a church to begin with?

for the jews

/aisle seat please

Who showers at church?

I mean I know cleanliness is supposed to be next to Godliness but really?

"Why no, Father Patrick, I don't really feel like bending over to pick up your Pope on a Rope Soap^TM right now, tyvm."

/Wanders off to go put on Deus by the Sugarcubes to accompany the rest of this thread.

crab66: Raoul Eaton: Ok, I'm not reading two WND articles in one day. Can someone with a stronger stomach give a Cliff's Notes version?

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Thanks. That's about what I figured.

Cyberluddite: Even as compared to their usual weapons-grade derp level, Wing Nut Daily seems even more derptastic than usual today.

At this point, the Christians and the conservatards have run out of things to complain about, so now they just fill in a mad libs form and post that instead.

Time to tax churches.

Any religion that is upset about anti-bigotry laws because it may inhibit their religious bigotry deserves to be wiped off the face of the Earth. They offer nothing to Humanity but misery and fear.

Wing Nut Daily:

PAY ATTENTION TO ME! WHY ISN'T ANYONE PAYING ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEEEE!?

When is this trash rag going to go under like Weekly World News did so we can stop getting these stupid articles too?

Splinshints: When is this trash rag going to go under like Weekly World News did

whoa, whoa... what? Weekly World News is gone?

YouWinAgainGravity: I wish these morons would go start their own society on Antarctica or another planet. They can install a theocratic government and oppress each other all they want, isolated from the rest of civilization.

Well to be fair. They did run out in to the middle of desert. Civilization just kind of enveloped them.

WND is funnier then the onion, and the comments are much more fun to play with.

I wonder what it feels like to go completely, utterly, guanotastically insane.

/the way this country is going, I expect I'll know in a couple of years

Just as a point of reference, sexual orientation has been a protected class in Canada since 1995, when our Supreme Court ruled that it was implicitly included in the wording of our Charter of Rights and Freedoms. I think if that had led to all the bizarre consequences and total breakdown of society that the WingNuts are so concerned about, I would have heard about it by now.

Diogenes: The organization noted, "If the Hutchinson city measure passes, places of worship that rent out to the general public would be required to rent out their building for homosexual marriages or drag queen parties."

Yeah, all the gays and cross-dressers I know are just chomping at the bit to rent out churches.

I really love this, though. They're afraid the government will dictate how they conduct business and with whom. Yet they eschew the idea of the separation clause.

They want it their way, all the time, and on their terms.

I'm glad they've finally found a scenario where their "the government will force churches to conduct gay marriages" scaremongering. Usually they try to pretend that the government would force churches to perform services for people they don't agree should be married, even though the government has never done so before on other groups (ex: the fact that divorced Catholics are not supposed to be allowed to remarry has never lead to a civil rights claim or the government trying to say "they got a marriage certificate, you have to give them a ceremony.")

Their argument now is that if they try to rent out their property for profit the government will say they can't say they don't allow any gay people to rent or use the facilities. That actually is a possible scenario, because once you enter the public marketplace the fact that the owner has religious ties doesn't mean they can ignore the rules of society. It's like wage laws: there is no way a pastor/deacon/rabbi/whatevercan sue their church for making less than minimum wage, but Notre Dame can't decide to stop paying the Professors and them claim religious freedom as their reason.