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(Talking Points Memo)   Some of the Secret Service Agents did not have sex with the hookers because they were too drunk. Also, Secret Service Agents on Bill Clinton's detail went to a Brazilian strip club, though that was part of their protective duties   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 64
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2012-04-25 12:47:12 PM
I dunno.

As a guy, I'd rather be known for banging a hooker than having whiskey dick.
 
2012-04-25 02:47:00 PM
I still don't understand why there isn't more outrage over the fact that the agents were refusing to pay. That's really the only reason we're hearing about this, because it's legal there, so the women felt safe to go to the police and complain.
 
2012-04-25 02:53:22 PM
FTFA: But they couldn't tell us whether there was anything explicit in their rules and regulations that said anything about whether one of their personnel could spend the night with a woman in a foreign country. They said they would have to get back to us on that, and they haven't."

i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-25 02:55:10 PM

TheOmni: I still don't understand why there isn't more outrage over the fact that the agents were refusing to pay. That's really the only reason we're hearing about this, because it's legal there, so the women felt safe to go to the police and complain.


Seriously, this is the real issue here

/I mean... don't they give those guys expense accounts?
 
2012-04-25 03:11:05 PM
Hillary Clinton's detail went to a Brazilian Waxing club.

Your mental image for today.
 
2012-04-25 03:12:50 PM
i.imgur.com
Before I go, I just want you two to know something, alright? The supercop story... was working. Okay? It was working, and you guys just messed it up. Okay? I'm trying to figure you guys out, but I haven't yet. But it's cool. You fark up a perfectly good lie.
 
2012-04-25 03:16:52 PM

TheOmni: I still don't understand why there isn't more outrage over the fact that the agents were refusing to pay. That's really the only reason we're hearing about this, because it's legal there, so the women felt safe to go to the police and complain.


As a building point from that, wouldn't agents stationed in a foreign country generally have a working knowledge of the law/ and customs of that country? And if prostitution is legally available, wouldn't it stand to reason that the women could seek recourse for damages? I don't like the concept of people too dumb or greedy to understand that premise to be guarding the life of the President.

/Charge them with shoplifting and be done with it
 
2012-04-25 03:23:53 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: As a building point from that, wouldn't agents stationed in a foreign country generally have a working knowledge of the law/ and customs of that country?


That would require a level of professional cultural proficiency frowned upon and even actively discouraged in this day and age among both government and business. Also, socialism. Saul Alinsky.
 
2012-04-25 03:26:45 PM
I thought that even though it's legal in a foreign country you still couldn't do things that are illegal in our country. Kind of like kiddy diddlers going to cambodia or other crazy place to have sex with underage kids.
 
2012-04-25 03:39:21 PM

TNel: I thought that even though it's legal in a foreign country you still couldn't do things that are illegal in our country. Kind of like kiddy diddlers going to cambodia or other crazy place to have sex with underage kids.


I am not sure that's right. I know no one cares if you smoke a cuban cigar in Paris, for example...
 
2012-04-25 03:46:30 PM

unlikely: TNel: I thought that even though it's legal in a foreign country you still couldn't do things that are illegal in our country. Kind of like kiddy diddlers going to cambodia or other crazy place to have sex with underage kids.

I am not sure that's right. I know no one cares if you smoke a cuban cigar in Paris, for example...


Or is that the rule for Federal employees I know somewhere I was told that in country laws do not apply, if it's not legal in the states then it's not legal for us to do.
 
2012-04-25 04:38:34 PM

Aarontology: I dunno.

As a guy, I'd rather be known for banging a hooker than having whiskey dick.


Risky dick over whiskey dick?
 
2012-04-25 04:46:33 PM
So is there any truth to the rumor that the first question the prostitutes were asked was "Is your son an NFL Wide Receiver?"

/blatantly stolen from an emailer to Tony Kornheiser's radio show
 
2012-04-25 04:54:15 PM

TNel: I thought that even though it's legal in a foreign country you still couldn't do things that are illegal in our country. Kind of like kiddy diddlers going to cambodia or other crazy place to have sex with underage kids.


I'm very crious about this. Fark Lawyers?
 
2012-04-25 04:55:09 PM

unlikely: TNel: I thought that even though it's legal in a foreign country you still couldn't do things that are illegal in our country. Kind of like kiddy diddlers going to cambodia or other crazy place to have sex with underage kids.

I am not sure that's right. I know no one cares if you smoke a cuban cigar in Paris, for example...


Smoking Cuban cigars has never been illegal. Importing them is.

If you could find a Cuban from before the embargo, you could legally smoke it in the US.
 
2012-04-25 05:17:49 PM
This whole story has to be good for SS recruitment.
 
2012-04-25 05:20:32 PM

quickdraw: This whole story has to be good for SS recruitment.


"Join the Secret Service and fark the world."

Works for me.
 
2012-04-25 05:52:48 PM
When guys travel overseas, leaving their wives or girlfriends behind, they drink and fark. I don't care if you're a lowly private in the Army or a high ranking diplomat, men are men.
 
2012-04-25 05:55:10 PM

downstairs: TNel: I thought that even though it's legal in a foreign country you still couldn't do things that are illegal in our country. Kind of like kiddy diddlers going to cambodia or other crazy place to have sex with underage kids.

I'm very crious about this. Fark Lawyers?


Pete?
Link
 
2012-04-25 05:56:15 PM

Diogenes: Aarontology: I dunno.

As a guy, I'd rather be known for banging a hooker than having whiskey dick.

Risky dick over whiskey dick?


Came to say this. Doesn't matter if you wrap it up, somethings can jump the fence so to speak.
 
2012-04-25 05:56:46 PM

Diogenes: quickdraw: This whole story has to be good for SS recruitment.

"Join the Secret Service and fark the world."

Works for me.


thats gold, jerry, gold!
seriously, someone will use that. probably a pornsite, but it will happen.
 
2012-04-25 05:57:11 PM

9beers: When guys people travel overseas, leaving their wives, husbands, boyfriends or girlfriends behind, they drink and fark. I don't care if you're a lowly private in the Army or a high ranking diplomat, men are men people are people.


Men don't have a monopoly on screwing around.
 
2012-04-25 06:05:11 PM
Too drunk to sleep with the prostitutes? I think someone needs to explain to the author of TFA that you don't pay a prostitute to sleep.. you pay him/her to leave.
 
2012-04-25 06:06:05 PM
What if that was part of your cover story? Some business men looking to blow off steam?
 
2012-04-25 06:06:59 PM
 
2012-04-25 06:08:08 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: As a building point from that, wouldn't agents stationed in a foreign country generally have a working knowledge of the law/ and customs of that country?


You do realize that these were American agents, right?
 
2012-04-25 06:09:43 PM

Aarontology: I dunno.

As a guy, I'd rather be known for banging a hooker than having whiskey dick.


achewood.com
 
2012-04-25 06:10:27 PM

Aarontology: As a guy, I'd rather be known for banging a hooker than having whiskey dick.


Stupidest name for a bar, ever.

/yes, it's real.
 
2012-04-25 06:13:36 PM

downstairs: TNel: I thought that even though it's legal in a foreign country you still couldn't do things that are illegal in our country. Kind of like kiddy diddlers going to cambodia or other crazy place to have sex with underage kids.

I'm very crious about this. Fark Lawyers?


You can bang who you want to with the one caveat is that you can travel for the purposes of banging underage girls. We have an extraterritorial law that states that if you do bang girls outside the US they have to be at least 18 even though age of consent might be lower.

So in Colombia it is 14.

I am getting married in Colombia next month, I will post pics of what Colombian hos look like from my bachelor party.


That hooker in the pic is a 30-60 dollar ho tops in Colombia.
 
2012-04-25 06:13:54 PM
why do i care about them banging a few hookers? is there something wrong with that?
 
2012-04-25 06:21:10 PM
Did they fail to perform their professional duties? If not, I'm at a loss to understand why I should care about this.
 
2012-04-25 06:25:56 PM
Some of the agents caught up in the Colombian prostitution scandal "have said there was no sexual activity because the men were so drunk that they fell asleep immediately after bringing the women to their rooms," according to the Washington Post.

If they woke up in the bath tub, there might be some nice healthy American kidneys on the Colombian black market.
rookery.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-04-25 06:27:16 PM
Being a Secret Service agent is boring as hell. I'm shocked there aren't more stories like this.

/have run into agents at gay clubs when President Bush would fly through town
 
2012-04-25 06:29:07 PM

downstairs: unlikely: TNel: I thought that even though it's legal in a foreign country you still couldn't do things that are illegal in our country. Kind of like kiddy diddlers going to cambodia or other crazy place to have sex with underage kids.

I am not sure that's right. I know no one cares if you smoke a cuban cigar in Paris, for example...

Smoking Cuban cigars has never been illegal. Importing them is.

If you could find a Cuban from before the embargo, you could legally smoke it in the US.


Yup.. I have done this... at Tall Ships, the restaurant that used to be behind the twin towers in the hotel.

\ Ummm... pre-embargo cubans
\\ Also pre-Islamic cubans I guess
 
2012-04-25 06:36:41 PM
They've got Brazilian strip clubs in Argentina?
 
2012-04-25 06:47:49 PM
I still don't get why people are outraged over this. They were on leave in a foreign country were prostitution is legal. What is the problem exactly?
 
2012-04-25 07:00:38 PM
Did someone say Brazilian strip club?!
sweasel.com
(Hot)
 
2012-04-25 07:03:40 PM
When Reagan was President, the Secret Service would put him to bed at 7:30 p.m. They'd give him his Teddy Roosevelt Doll, a glass of water, and turn on the nightlight. They'd read him a fairy tale from the Great Big Book of Supply Side Fairy Tales, then they'd tell the babysitter not to expect them or the First Lady back before breakfast.

Nancy and the boys would go to strip clubs and she'd table dance for $100 bills. That's how she amassed a truly massive collection of designer clothes which she only wore once, claiming they were "presents" from the designers. She also paid for the redecorating of the White House, the new China, and the Vietnam War, all by table dancing.

She could really Hootchy-Kootchy. She learned that as a young actress, sharing a room with Sarah Bernhardt and one of the Booth sisters.

More made-up history brought to you by Brantgoose and Goldfingers, the people who sell over-priced fings made of gold. With a special cameo by Glenn Beck as Glennda, the Good Witch of the Klondike.


Remember Reality Sux. The truthiness will set you free ... to destroy Western Civilization and the world ecology.
 
2012-04-25 07:05:35 PM
The Secret Service has only one rule on hookers and sluts: don't bring Martian agents into the White House.
 
2012-04-25 07:09:52 PM
I'm not surprised, but that's a lot of strip clubs.
 
2012-04-25 07:11:41 PM

TNel: I thought that even though it's legal in a foreign country you still couldn't do things that are illegal in our country. Kind of like kiddy diddlers going to cambodia or other crazy place to have sex with underage kids.


That's a good question.
 
2012-04-25 07:23:42 PM
But the Bush Secret Service sodomized blind, underage, midget, aborigine, albinos..and then didn't pay.
 
2012-04-25 07:26:51 PM
Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?
 
2012-04-25 07:28:52 PM

TNel: I thought that even though it's legal in a foreign country you still couldn't do things that are illegal in our country. Kind of like kiddy diddlers going to cambodia or other crazy place to have sex with underage kids.


Those countries still have laws against having sex with children, it's just that the enforcement of those laws can be $potty.
 
2012-04-25 07:45:13 PM

9beers: When guys travel overseas, leaving their wives or girlfriends behind, they drink and fark. I don't care if you're a lowly private in the Army or a high ranking diplomat, men are men.


Motion to declare a writ of boys will be boys?

/The clown is down.
 
2012-04-25 07:55:04 PM
Whats the big deal? these guise only screwed some hookers. There bosses screw whole countries.
 
2012-04-25 07:56:11 PM
I don't think any heterosexual could withstand the temptation of cheap hookers when your wife is 1,000 miles away.
 
2012-04-25 07:56:33 PM
Too drunk to screw? THOMSON! Das is Thomson!

www.stkstudios.com

/I'd post the Thomson scene screenshot but I just loaned out my Das Boot DVD on Monday.
 
2012-04-25 07:57:25 PM
Buenos Aires is in Argentina, not Brazil, subtard.
 
2012-04-25 08:04:26 PM

TNel: unlikely: TNel: I thought that even though it's legal in a foreign country you still couldn't do things that are illegal in our country. Kind of like kiddy diddlers going to cambodia or other crazy place to have sex with underage kids.

I am not sure that's right. I know no one cares if you smoke a cuban cigar in Paris, for example...

Or is that the rule for Federal employees I know somewhere I was told that in country laws do not apply, if it's not legal in the states then it's not legal for us to do.


Depends on the federal agency. For example, military members may be subject to general orders that are far MORE restrictive than the laws of either the U.S. or the host country; those rules are covered by General Orders and Status of Forces Agreements. When it comes to specific agencies, they each have their own specific rules. You don't think that the CIA is required to play by the same rules as the State Department, do you?
 
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