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(Chron)   Mother leaves kids to play bingo, will C-6 months in jail   (blog.chron.com) divider line 52
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2012-04-25 12:29:25 PM  
In B-4 more of these puns.
 
2012-04-25 01:06:30 PM  
I hate it when my Bingo card has a 'C' column.
 
2012-04-25 01:30:55 PM  
BINCO!
 
2012-04-25 01:35:42 PM  
Wait a minute... there's no C-6, is there?
 
2012-04-25 01:36:24 PM  
Will B-6 months in jail also works, and is actually Bingo-y accurate.
 
2012-04-25 01:43:46 PM  

2wolves: BINCO!


Dude! I love Binco!!

gta.neoseeker.com
 
2012-04-25 01:49:46 PM  
So close to a perfect headline, subby. So, so close.
 
2012-04-25 02:07:01 PM  

Relatively Obscure: I hate it when my Bingo card has a 'C' column.


If his Bingo card has a "C" column, Subby may be waiting for them to call POTATO-50
 
2012-04-25 02:20:50 PM  
www.eujacksonville.com
 
2012-04-25 02:22:09 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Wait a minute... there's no C-6, is there?


You sunk my battleship.
 
2012-04-25 02:32:26 PM  

Car_Ramrod: So close to a perfect headline, subby. So, so close.


So close, yet so...
 
2012-04-25 02:37:35 PM  
how does this get greened?

sample greenworthy headline: "lady gets fingerblasted playing battleship without her consent. perp will go directly to jail, will not pass go, will not collect $200." LOLOLOLOL
 
2012-04-25 02:44:10 PM  
Has anyone pointed out that Bingo has no C in it?
 
2012-04-25 02:47:16 PM  

Raging Thespian: In B-4 more of these puns.


O-4 crying out loud.
 
2012-04-25 02:51:48 PM  

AbbeySomeone: Has anyone pointed out that Bingo has no C in it?


You mean there's nothing to C here?
 
2012-04-25 03:07:32 PM  

WaltzingMathilda: how does this get greened?

sample greenworthy headline: "lady gets fingerblasted playing battleship without her consent. perp will go directly to jail, will not pass go, will not collect $200." LOLOLOLOL


how does someone play battleship without consent?
 
2012-04-25 03:40:34 PM  

thomps: WaltzingMathilda: how does this get greened?

sample greenworthy headline: "lady gets fingerblasted playing battleship without her consent. perp will go directly to jail, will not pass go, will not collect $200." LOLOLOLOL

how does someone play battleship without consent?


By being a woman.
urlybits.com
 
2012-04-25 03:47:32 PM  
This doesn't make any sense.
 
2012-04-25 03:48:13 PM  
 
2012-04-25 05:24:30 PM  
You sank my Battleship!
 
2012-04-25 05:25:43 PM  
It wasn't an isolated incident when she was caught due to a welfare check.....the authorities knew she was a bad mother.
 
2012-04-25 05:27:51 PM  
I 2 agree that there was a mistake.
 
2012-04-25 05:31:12 PM  
Obviously, subby plays the Cyrillic version of "bingo".
 
Skr
2012-04-25 05:31:48 PM  
YAY images.wikia.com!
 
2012-04-25 05:34:31 PM  
Bad Subby... Mother leaves kids to play bingo. It will B-6 months until she sees them again. When asked how she'll pass the time, she replied "O, 69"
 
2012-04-25 05:41:34 PM  
This is the first time I believe I've ever seen a thread get greened from straight pity.

I mean, I can see the modmin going... "Well, he tried".

Yeesh.
 
2012-04-25 05:43:31 PM  
Heh. Some decades back, MAD Magazine did a parody of the Henry Clay Work song "Come Home Father", entitled "Come Home Mother". It started with the lines, "Mother, dear Mother, come home with me now/This bingo game's running too late".

/saw it in one of the mass-market paperback reprints
//who leaves a quartet of 2,3,6 & 7 year old kids alone by themselves? yeesh. I'm the last to think kids need to be supervised 24/7/365 but that's just scary.
 
2012-04-25 05:44:58 PM  
b-i-n-c-o

b-i-n-c-o

b-i-n-c-o

and binco was his name-o
 
2012-04-25 05:47:34 PM  
Thirty years ago that could have been my mother arrested for the same offense. I was a Bingo orphan. My mom dumped her kids at a moments notice with no supervision to play Bingo ALL THE FREAKIN' TIME! She is still a compulsive gambler but once the casinos opened in Atlantic City she switched to slot machines.
For Thanksgiving myself and her grandsons had to track her down on the gambling floor at her favorite slot machine. What a fantastic memory for her grandsons to have of her!

Some women should never be mothers mine is one of them.
 
2012-04-25 05:48:49 PM  
gonna go listen to some oinco boinco
 
2012-04-25 05:49:18 PM  
pedantry ahead:

for there to be a C-6 the game would not be binco...it would be cingo.

end pedantry
 
2012-04-25 05:50:42 PM  
Well, I was thinking 'what hell is wrong with letting your kids play bingo'.
 
2012-04-25 05:51:17 PM  

farkingismybusiness: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Wait a minute... there's no C-6, is there?

You sunk my battleship.


Came for this
 
2012-04-25 05:54:01 PM  
geekbikerskum: //who leaves a quartet of 2,3,6 & 7 year old kids alone by themselves? yeesh. I'm the last to think kids need to be supervised 24/7/365 but that's just scary.

My mom left two seven-year-olds and a three-year-old home alone.

/we turned out somewhat okay
//I have no idea how old my child should be before I leave her alone, but my guess is that five is too young
 
2012-04-25 05:58:02 PM  
Look, if your child can't stay home alone by the age of 5, you're obviously not neglecting that child enough.
 
2012-04-25 06:08:44 PM  
 
2012-04-25 06:13:24 PM  
i1184.photobucket.com

RIP BUNCO
 
2012-04-25 06:19:08 PM  

AbbeySomeone: Has anyone pointed out that Bingo has no C in it?


But this is Fark. The answer is always C.
 
2012-04-25 06:49:05 PM  
I always loved that Peter Gabriel song.
 
2012-04-25 07:06:54 PM  
FTFA: The mom returned to the apartment after a neighbor went and got her. Meanwhile, police gave the children to the father, who also returned home, KPRC reported.

So how come she goes to prison and get gets off? They both abandoned the kids.
 
2012-04-25 07:07:52 PM  
Subby has brain cancer. Hopefully it's benign.
 
2012-04-25 07:18:10 PM  
You can't take the kids to the bingo.

They eat the little plastic disks or suck the markers.

They eat the cards.

Hell, some of them will eat the muffins that Mrs. Latterly bakes.
 
2012-04-25 07:26:25 PM  
Mother leaves kids to play bingo, her sentence will B-6 months in jail

FTFY Subs
 
2012-04-25 07:36:16 PM  

wiredroach: Homage to the classic?


Ahh, yes. 40below is the master.
 
2012-04-25 08:13:26 PM  

Delawheredad: Thirty years ago that could have been my mother arrested for the same offense. I was a Bingo orphan. My mom dumped her kids at a moments notice with no supervision to play Bingo ALL THE FREAKIN' TIME! She is still a compulsive gambler but once the casinos opened in Atlantic City she switched to slot machines.
For Thanksgiving myself and her grandsons had to track her down on the gambling floor at her favorite slot machine. What a fantastic memory for her grandsons to have of her!

Some women should never be mothers mine is one of them.


Dude, you're codependent. Why did you take your kids to a casino to track her down? You've no one to blame but yourself for them seeing that.
 
2012-04-25 08:13:27 PM  
Don't listen to the great unwashed, subby, I liked the headline.

i720.photobucket.com

/hotlinkage
 
2012-04-25 08:22:49 PM  

Car_Ramrod: So close to a perfect headline, subby. So, so close.


It's a poor copy of a classic
 
2012-04-25 08:28:56 PM  
img189.imageshack.us
and they think no more of Inco
on a Sudbury Saturday night!
 
2012-04-25 08:41:27 PM  
Is it a law that online newspaper commenters need to be so disgustingly racist that decent folks don't even bother to read comments anymore?
 
2012-04-25 09:12:41 PM  

CalamitousCrasher: doyoubunco.jpg

RIP BUNCO


I know very few words in Hungarian, as far as I know, bunco (sp?) means classless in Hungarian. Which would be very fitting in regards to this mother.
 
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