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		Howard Johnson to offer free hotel stays to men named Don Draper. You'll have to pay for your own martinis, though (cnews.canoe.ca)		38
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FirstNationalBastard		2012-04-25 01:42:39 PM

Will they be providing orange sherbet and hot ladies to eat it?

jake_lex		2012-04-25 01:43:22 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Will they be providing orange sherbet and hot ladies to eat it?

Goddammit you beat me to the "I'll have the orange sherbet" line

/agrees with his wife
//that shiat is nasty

FirstNationalBastard		2012-04-25 01:46:52 PM

jake_lex: FirstNationalBastard: Will they be providing orange sherbet and hot ladies to eat it?

Goddammit you beat me to the "I'll have the orange sherbet" line

/agrees with his wife
//that shiat is nasty

Really?

Well then, if you run off, I'm not coming to look for you.

kronicfeld		2012-04-25 01:59:40 PM

If I change my name to Roger Sterling, can I have some LSD instead?

FirstNationalBastard		2012-04-25 02:00:37 PM

kronicfeld: If I change my name to Roger Sterling, can I have some LSD instead?

You have to give a random guy a handjob in a movie theater first.

That coward David Lopan		2012-04-25 02:00:58 PM

And sleeping in the restaurant is still NOT okay.

SultanofSchwing		2012-04-25 02:01:17 PM

But why would he want to go to Rock Ridge anyway?

/that town is going to shiat

tricycleracer		2012-04-25 02:01:21 PM

Free boxing lessons for men named Pete Campbell.

That coward David Lopan		2012-04-25 02:01:57 PM

FirstNationalBastard: kronicfeld: If I change my name to Roger Sterling, can I have some LSD instead?

You have to give a random guy a handjob in a movie theater first.

What? Were you born in a concentration camp or something?

That coward David Lopan		2012-04-25 02:02:39 PM

SultanofSchwing: But why would he want to go to Rock Ridge anyway?

/that town is going to shiat

And there's a toll on the way there.

SultanofSchwing		2012-04-25 02:03:54 PM

That coward David Lopan: SultanofSchwing: But why would he want to go to Rock Ridge anyway?

/that town is going to shiat

And there's a toll on the way there.

I also heard that they have an issue with their local sheriff.

BKITU		2012-04-25 02:06:47 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Will they be providing orange sherbet and hot ladies to eat it?

NOM NOM NOM (too big for Fark's retarded image size limit)

I'm guessing the actual substance must have been mashed sweet potato, because there's no way she does that without getting a massive ice cream headache.

Cybernetic		2012-04-25 02:07:08 PM

SultanofSchwing: That coward David Lopan: SultanofSchwing: But why would he want to go to Rock Ridge anyway?

/that town is going to shiat

And there's a toll on the way there.

I also heard that they have an issue with their local sheriff.

Is he near?

Mattevil		2012-04-25 02:08:42 PM

Didn't even know Howard Johnson was still around until the (paid?) publicity from Mad Men. Hell I forgot about the baseball player too.

Some Bass Playing Guy		2012-04-25 02:10:55 PM

This thread delivers.

onzmadi		2012-04-25 02:10:59 PM

What about guys named Dick Whitman?

BKITU		2012-04-25 02:12:44 PM

onzmadi: What about guys named Dick Whitman?

Here's $5,000. GTFO.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-04-25 02:13:02 PM

onzmadi: What about guys named Dick Whitman?

You have to show proof you've stolen someone's identity to get out of the war before they let you stay for free.

kronicfeld		2012-04-25 02:13:27 PM

onzmadi: What about guys named Dick Whitman?

Don correcting the last name of the University of Texas sniper from "Whitmore" to "Whitman" was a great addition to the episode before last.

Tom_Slick		2012-04-25 02:19:10 PM

kronicfeld: If I change my name to Roger Sterling, can I have some LSD instead?

Only if you leave the cap off the Stoli bottle long enough for the entire Soviet National Anthem to play.

dittybopper		2012-04-25 02:33:03 PM

Now where are they gonna whistle up guys named Draper?

FlashHarry		2012-04-25 02:38:10 PM

loved the episode... but why would HoJo want to associate itself with such a downer of a situation? it wasn't exactly a happy scene....

Pants full of macaroni!!		2012-04-25 02:58:33 PM

In other news, Howard Johnson's is still around.

/"wanna eat some clams?"

ManateeGag		2012-04-25 03:13:54 PM

I instantly thought of the Met's former manager.

Disposable Rob		2012-04-25 03:19:26 PM

Free motorboats for women named Joan Holloway.

TheShavingofOccam123		2012-04-25 05:17:37 PM

Will Berluti's give a free pair of shoes to guys named Freddy Rumsen? This is important.

kronicfeld		2012-04-25 05:42:53 PM

Disposable Rob: Free motorboats for women named Joan Holloway.

I guess Joan Harris is out of luck.

TheShavingofOccam123		2012-04-25 05:47:17 PM

I'll show my godhead to Peggy Olsen anytime.

highendmighty		2012-04-25 06:32:58 PM

And why wouldn't I?

skinink		2012-04-25 06:39:57 PM

Free movie theater handjobs from women named Peggy Olson. Is this how it works?

TheShavingofOccam123		2012-04-25 06:44:28 PM

skinink: Free movie theater handjobs from women named Peggy Olson. Is this how it works?

She's one of those Catholic girls that Billy Joel used to sing about.

If you want to see where the creators probably got their "inspiration" for Mad Men, watch the documentary New York in the Fifties. Peggy Olsen is in there. It's probably why Mad Men seemed more set in the 50's rather than in the 60's.

K.B.O. Winston		2012-04-25 07:20:44 PM

Beats sleeping on your boss's couch.

OtherLittleGuy		2012-04-25 09:55:33 PM

French Kareoke for the Missus, but she has to take a bus to get back home.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-04-25 11:03:02 PM

I wonder... will housekeeping help you dispose of the body if you murder an ex-mistress of yours who is threatening your marriage?

DjangoStonereaver		2012-04-26 06:03:09 AM

BKITU: FirstNationalBastard: Will they be providing orange sherbet and hot ladies to eat it?

NOM NOM NOM (too big for Fark's retarded image size limit)

i256.photobucket.com

dervish16108		2012-04-26 06:45:22 AM

Howard Johnson is still in business?

Burr		2012-04-26 07:05:14 AM

highendmighty: [www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]

And why wouldn't I?

highendmighty is right!

Dalek Caan's doomed mistress		2012-04-26 07:08:24 AM

The only reason I know that Howard Johnson is still in business is because there's one in the town where I live, and it is the skeeviest dive in the area. Although the local sorority was was running a prostitution ring out of the America Inn, that was funny.

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