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(WorldNetDaily)   How did oil get miles under the Earth if the dinosaurs lived on the top of the Earth?   (wnd.com) divider line 485
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2012-04-25 11:03:38 AM  
Good God, these people are dumber than a bag of rocks.
 
2012-04-25 11:05:24 AM  

Aarontology: Good God, these people are dumber than a bag of rocks.


Sir, my bag of rocks takes offense to your remarks.
 
2012-04-25 11:09:17 AM  

Codenamechaz: Aarontology: Good God, these people are dumber than a bag of rocks.

Sir, my bag of rocks takes offense to your remarks.


My apologies. I didn't mean to offend.
 
2012-04-25 11:09:21 AM  
Boundless stupidity.
 
2012-04-25 11:09:59 AM  
Can't explain that
 
2012-04-25 11:14:06 AM  
God smited the dinosaurs and pushed them deep into the earth to make oil which would make the Muslim's rich, force global war and bring on the apocalypse and the return of his son.
 
2012-04-25 11:16:14 AM  
i42.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-25 11:18:49 AM  
It's not nice to laugh at retarded people, but I've seldom been accused of being nice.
 
2012-04-25 11:19:40 AM  
So THAT'S why my grant for a pilot project making oil from beach sand using the power of crystals and chanting keeps getting turned down by the NSF. It's a conspiracy!
 
2012-04-25 11:22:31 AM  
CHECKMATE SCIENTISTS!

thebioscopist.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-04-25 11:25:01 AM  
Corsi also cites the work of author Thomas Gold, who wrote "The Deep Hot Biosphere: The Myth of Fossil Fuels," and noted the idea received additional confirmation when Gold reported that a spacecraft landed on Titan, a giant moon of Saturn, and found "abundant methane."

"We have determined that Titan's methane is not of biological origin, so it must be replenished by geological processes," wrote Dr. Hasso Niehmann of the Goddard Space Flight Center.


Yes, because the composition of the Earth is exactly like Titan.

There simply are no words...
 
2012-04-25 11:26:38 AM  
Because dinosaurs were filled with helium while alive, and when they died and rotted, all the really heavy bits sank.
 
2012-04-25 11:26:51 AM  
wait, is this a joe barton link?
 
2012-04-25 11:27:02 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Can't explain that


Corsi's selling a book. Not that hard to understand.

There is not one piece of nonsense so ridiculous that this guy can't justify with some bizarre conspiracy theory. He's a one man Weekly World News, who is miraculously regarded as a political mind and not a tabloid hack with an agenda.
 
2012-04-25 11:28:42 AM  

Aarontology: Good God, these people are dumber than a bag of rocks.


I think I can see the some of the sources of confusion. In grade school I was taught that coal comes from compressed ancient plant life and oil came from compressed ancient animals. There are a lot of people in the 30 -> 80+ age group who were told the same things.

I think oil may be waste product of a result of high pressure organism since some of them do get found in nearly every deep oil field and the creatures they find are very much like the ones in the deep sea volcanic vents. I think there was some question of if the oil was a food source or a waste product. I do know the oil companies don't like talking about that yet they all have labs where they pay smart people to not talk in public. Of course that theory could be very wrong. The dead dino one was.
 
2012-04-25 11:32:39 AM  
This is just Corsi, mind you.

We have members of Congress who think each tree contains up to 40 barrels of oil.

Fark the chemistry - I don't get the physics of that one!
 
2012-04-25 11:33:29 AM  

Diogenes: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Can't explain that

Corsi's selling a book. Not that hard to understand.

There is not one piece of nonsense so ridiculous that this guy can't justify with some bizarre conspiracy theory. He's a one man Weekly World News, who is miraculously regarded as a political mind and not a tabloid hack with an agenda.


My apologies

/my work computer doesn't have the sarcasm font installed
//Bat Boy was much more believable
 
2012-04-25 11:34:27 AM  
Where are the dinosaurs? The headline promised dinosaurs, but there was very little about dinosaurs in the article.

Also, is he's saying we should be more like the Nazis?
 
2012-04-25 11:35:26 AM  
www.wnd.com

This looks faked.
 
2012-04-25 11:35:47 AM  
Dinosaurs are big and heavy, and so they sank. Duh.
 
2012-04-25 11:36:51 AM  
OMG
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2012-04-25 11:41:13 AM  
How did Jesus get resurrected if he was buried with his pet dinosaur miles under the Earth?
 
2012-04-25 11:44:24 AM  
HOW DID PEOPLE EVOLVE FROM MONKEYS, BUT THERE ARE STILL MONKEYS??
 
2012-04-25 11:45:49 AM  
There's standard, run-of-the-mill stupid, then there's "we took Jessica Simpson and cross-bred her with an Afghan Hound, then took the resulting DNA and implanted it in a goldfish, then cross-bred that goldfish with a guy we found down by the spillway with 'Prafaster of Creeashun Syance" written on his chest in feces. We then took that final DNA and implanted it in the network executive that greenlit 'Whitney.' We took that network executive and told him a focus group looked favorably on men tying Kroger's bags around their heads and breathing deeply for 8-10 minutes. When we revived him he sent him to a payday lender to get extra cash for the 'down payment' on the Technics dual-cassette stereo he wanted from Rent-A-Center" stupid.

This? Stupider than that.
 
2012-04-25 11:49:51 AM  

hillbillypharmacist: HOW DID PEOPLE EVOLVE FROM MONKEYS, BUT THERE ARE STILL MONKEYS??


IF I'M DESCENDED FROM MY PARENTS, WHY ARE MY PARENTS STILL ALIVE?
 
2012-04-25 11:53:38 AM  

FlashHarry: hillbillypharmacist: HOW DID PEOPLE EVOLVE FROM MONKEYS, BUT THERE ARE STILL MONKEYS??

IF I'M DESCENDED FROM MY PARENTS, WHY ARE MY PARENTS STILL ALIVE?


IF WE LIVED IN TREES, WHY DO WE HAVE TO WEAR SHOES?
 
2012-04-25 11:54:48 AM  

BurnShrike: Dinosaurs are big and heavy, and so they sank. Duh.


You should actually tell them that. They'd probably believe it.
 
2012-04-25 11:54:51 AM  
Holy crap, they actually make that argument.
 
2012-04-25 11:56:39 AM  

Diogenes: This is just Corsi, mind you.

We have members of Congress who think each tree contains up to 40 barrels of oil.

Fark the chemistry - I don't get the physics of that one!


E=mc^2? Oh that is far more.

A barrel of oil has about 300 pounds of hydrocarbons. Around here an acre of trees holds about 230 tons of trees or call it 1500 barrels of tree guts by weight. I think trees are 70% water so an acre of trees could have 450 barrels of hydrocarbons by weight by acre. Now big trees here run 23 per acre leaving about 20 barrels of hydrocarbons per tree.
They only missed it by 50% which I think is very good for a congresscritter. Now just to find a magic device that lets me put dehydrated tree guts into my car and I don't think I want a wood gas generator anywhere near my car.
 
2012-04-25 11:56:58 AM  

GAT_00: BurnShrike: Dinosaurs are big and heavy, and so they sank. Duh.

You should actually tell them that. They'd probably believe it.


Probably?

They'd DEFINITELY believe it.
 
2012-04-25 11:58:33 AM  
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2012-04-25 11:59:59 AM  
WHERE IS MY TAIL I WANT ONE
 
2012-04-25 12:01:32 PM  

sweetmelissa31: WHERE IS MY TAIL I WANT ONE


Aren't there any exercises I can do to get my gills working again?
 
2012-04-25 12:04:21 PM  
THREE CHAMBERS IN A HEART IS MORE THAN ENOUGH
 
2012-04-25 12:05:25 PM  
Why do some humans still only have a lizard brain?
 
2012-04-25 12:06:05 PM  
FOUR LEGS GOOD! TWO LEGS BAD!
 
2012-04-25 12:06:50 PM  

sweetmelissa31: WHERE IS MY TAIL I WANT ONE


From the looks of things, you've got a nice tail.
 
2012-04-25 12:09:01 PM  
Corsi took to the airwaves last night, on "Coast to Coast AM," which airs on more than 560 stations in the U.S. and others in Canada, Mexico and Guam, to explain the evidence he has uncovered.

Wow. WND and Coast to Coast AM. Wow.

Wow.
 
2012-04-25 12:10:51 PM  

sweetmelissa31: Why do some humans still only have a lizard brain?


Why are boy whales born when everyone knows that if you have sex under water, you get a girl?
 
2012-04-25 12:11:59 PM  

sweetmelissa31: Why do some humans still only have a lizard brain?


WND breeding program?
 
2012-04-25 12:13:38 PM  
Dinosaurs were invented by the CIA to discourage time travel.
 
2012-04-25 12:13:57 PM  

Secret Agent X23: Corsi took to the airwaves last night, on "Coast to Coast AM," which airs on more than 560 stations in the U.S. and others in Canada, Mexico and Guam, to explain the evidence he has uncovered.

Wow. WND and Coast to Coast AM. Wow.

Wow.


I wonder why they're dumbing down Coast to Coast.
 
2012-04-25 12:19:50 PM  
And what's the deal with airline food?
 
2012-04-25 12:20:43 PM  
I am speechless.

I'm trying to think of some way to express how incredibly, mind-bogglingly stupid this is, and I can't.
 
2012-04-25 12:21:12 PM  
i really wish the allies hadn't given the top secret oil recipe to the arabs for safe-keeping. that was a really short-sighted decision.
 
2012-04-25 12:22:05 PM  
Checkmate, geologists.
 
2012-04-25 12:23:46 PM  
FYI: they don't monitor comments as heavily as Freerepublic does.
 
2012-04-25 12:26:38 PM  

I Said: FYI: they don't monitor comments as heavily as Freerepublic does.


But they hate naughty words of all sorts and don't much care for links.
 
2012-04-25 12:34:46 PM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: Checkmate, geologists.


I am amazed by such dizzying level of intellect, truly.
 
2012-04-25 12:37:47 PM  

To be fair, the geological process involved here is not as simple as some of you Farkers are making it out to be. I would be surprised if 2 people out of 10 you stop on the street could actually explain it even in a rudimentary sense (which is about the best I could do).

That said, the process is, obviously, thoroughly understood. You would think someone going to all the trouble to write a book about this would at least attempt to address the leading theory and refute it, before leaping straight to the rant about Nazis or whatever.

Or perhaps not. It is Jerome Corsi after all, and Nazis are so much sexier than subduction.

api.ning.com


I rest my case.
 
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