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(Quad City Times)   New coffee shop featuring A, B, and C cup sizes and female workers in low-cut tops, is proving to be a big hit with customers   (qctimes.com ) divider line
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2012-04-25 04:00:27 PM  

cleveoh: BurnShrike: I like my boobs like I like my coffee: in a small cup and lots of cream.

black & bitter?


ground up and in the freezer...
 
2012-04-25 04:02:14 PM  

mbowness: Did anyone link to Girl Town Espresso yet? I've been watching for the last 3 days, since the last thread.
Link
NSFW


Sh*t. I'll never get anything done now.
 
2012-04-25 04:04:38 PM  

Psycoholic_Slag: mbowness: Did anyone link to Girl Town Espresso yet? I've been watching for the last 3 days, since the last thread.
Link
NSFW

Sh*t. I'll never get anything done now.


I haven't in the last three days. Now we are going to FARK the bandwidth aren't we.
 
2012-04-25 04:05:18 PM  
would have been a better pool of eye candy in iowa city. yes, yes there would have been.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-25 04:05:33 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Iggymac

One ends up in Chile by working in the zany, cutting edge, totally hip, Gen-Y is so down with it Copper Mining industry.


Interesting. Well, Cu later.


Bet you've never heard THAT one, hyuk hyuk.


...well...spank my arse and call me Carlos.....15 years in the business......12 different countries.....I can say with completely honesty I´ve never heard that before! Really goes to show what little sense of humor there is in mining and refining.

It´s now officially my email sign off.

Cheers
 
2012-04-25 04:07:26 PM  

Nasty_McFilth: Rich Cream: Two things.

1. I hate news sites that don't I.D. their location. Where the hell is quad-city? How many Davenports are there? Ridiculous.

2. I went to Seattle last year and they have topless drive-thru coffee shops.


/no milk please

notsureifserious.jpg




Never heard of it. Sorry. A bit arrogant of them to assume I would. But maybe they don't care since it is locally-based.

Doesn't matter anyway. Only reason I'm even at the site is because there was a semi-promise of boobage.
 
2012-04-25 04:08:21 PM  

Iggymac: IronMyno: Iggymac: I live in Santiago, Chile. Cafe con Piernas - coffee with legs - are an institution here. Downtown in El Centro there are probably 100 coffee bars like this ranging from the mild, where you are served by lovely latinas in bikinis (Cafe Havana for example ) to the wild where the waitresses are completely nude and quite happy to provide extras for a fee (Insert BYO cream jokes here)

I really need to visit you some time. I'l have my fark handle on a name tag. Might I suggest going out for coffee.. its on me...
-Myno

My pleasure. I would have suggested going to this fine establishment (The Red Barron) but it recently closed.

http://cafebaronrojo.tripod.com/

Link may be NSFW in most jurisdictions. With the exception of Chile of course. If I can go here for a 10am Monday morning business meeting I am probably ok to be opening links like this.


Here in the good ole 'Land of the Free' we still operate on Puritan principles. So none of that for us.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-25 04:09:31 PM  

Iggymac: Headso: Iggymac: I live in Santiago, Chile.

How does one end up in Chili er Chile.

One ends up in Chile by working in the zany, cutting edge, totally hip, Gen-Y is so down with it Copper Mining industry.


The idea of working or living abroad has always fascinated me. so, still cool to me dammit!
 
2012-04-25 04:09:36 PM  
Help me Ronda,

HELP, HELP me Ronda!
 
2012-04-25 04:10:57 PM  

The Southern Dandy: CitizenTed: In Iowa, this is what "hot" looks like:

[bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com image 620x474]

I guess if sloppy MILFs are your thing, then this place should do quite well.

I bet she smokes and has a raspy truckers voice too.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-25 04:13:03 PM  

rick21n: RibbyK:

I like the cut of your jib

[i.imgur.com image 500x374]


Careful!
 
2012-04-25 04:15:52 PM  

Headso: Iggymac: Headso: Iggymac: I live in Santiago, Chile.

How does one end up in Chili er Chile.

One ends up in Chile by working in the zany, cutting edge, totally hip, Gen-Y is so down with it Copper Mining industry.

The idea of working or living abroad has always fascinated me. so, still cool to me dammit!


Snarkiness aside, you are right, it is pretty cool. I´ve been able to live in 6 different countries (I am an Aussie) and work in maybe 20-30 others all because of the red metal that goes into the cords that people need to charge their smart phones and PCs
 
2012-04-25 04:23:59 PM  
"You want one chin or two?"
 
2012-04-25 04:24:50 PM  

Iggymac: Headso: Iggymac: Headso: Iggymac: I live in Santiago, Chile.

How does one end up in Chili er Chile.

One ends up in Chile by working in the zany, cutting edge, totally hip, Gen-Y is so down with it Copper Mining industry.

The idea of working or living abroad has always fascinated me. so, still cool to me dammit!

Snarkiness aside, you are right, it is pretty cool. I´ve been able to live in 6 different countries (I am an Aussie) and work in maybe 20-30 others all because of the red metal that goes into the cords that people need to charge their smart phones and PCs


You must also be a baller on a first world salary in a developing country.
 
2012-04-25 04:29:47 PM  

Iggymac: I live in Santiago, Chile. Cafe con Piernas - coffee with legs - are an institution here. Downtown in El Centro there are probably 100 coffee bars like this ranging from the mild, where you are served by lovely latinas in bikinis (Cafe Havana for example ) to the wild where the waitresses are completely nude and quite happy to provide extras for a fee (Insert BYO cream jokes here)


What's the best airport to fly in to Chile from the US?
 
2012-04-25 04:31:40 PM  

IronMyno: mbowness: Did anyone link to Girl Town Espresso yet? I've been watching for the last 3 days, since the last thread.
Link
NSFW

wow. that's diffrn't.

bookmarked.

fist bump


the pink cameltoe.....droooool
 
2012-04-25 04:31:54 PM  

Jacobin: Iggymac: I live in Santiago, Chile. Cafe con Piernas - coffee with legs - are an institution here. Downtown in El Centro there are probably 100 coffee bars like this ranging from the mild, where you are served by lovely latinas in bikinis (Cafe Havana for example ) to the wild where the waitresses are completely nude and quite happy to provide extras for a fee (Insert BYO cream jokes here)

What's the best airport to fly in to Chile from the US?


Ney York, New York.
 
2012-04-25 04:32:16 PM  
img217.imageshack.us

Is that an open wound?
 
2012-04-25 04:32:32 PM  

Iggymac: IronMyno: Iggymac: I live in Santiago, Chile. Cafe con Piernas - coffee with legs - are an institution here. Downtown in El Centro there are probably 100 coffee bars like this ranging from the mild, where you are served by lovely latinas in bikinis (Cafe Havana for example ) to the wild where the waitresses are completely nude and quite happy to provide extras for a fee (Insert BYO cream jokes here)

I really need to visit you some time. I'l have my fark handle on a name tag. Might I suggest going out for coffee.. its on me...
-Myno

My pleasure. I would have suggested going to this fine establishment (The Red Barron) but it recently closed.

http://cafebaronrojo.tripod.com/

Link may be NSFW in most jurisdictions. With the exception of Chile of course. If I can go here for a 10am Monday morning business meeting I am probably ok to be opening links like this.


I really need to brush up on Spanish and Portuguese, and lose a little weight too.
 
2012-04-25 04:32:59 PM  
All I saw were a couple of pork-pies. Nothing I could take home for Uncle JoJo to meat & greet.
 
2012-04-25 04:35:25 PM  

IronMyno: mbowness: Did anyone link to Girl Town Espresso yet? I've been watching for the last 3 days, since the last thread.
Link
NSFW

wow. that's diffrn't.

bookmarked.

fist bump


Cam (el toe) 9 is a tad askew from its usual position. Back, and to the right...
 
2012-04-25 04:35:26 PM  

IronMyno: Iggymac: IronMyno: Iggymac: I live in Santiago, Chile. Cafe con Piernas - coffee with legs - are an institution here. Downtown in El Centro there are probably 100 coffee bars like this ranging from the mild, where you are served by lovely latinas in bikinis (Cafe Havana for example ) to the wild where the waitresses are completely nude and quite happy to provide extras for a fee (Insert BYO cream jokes here)

I really need to visit you some time. I'l have my fark handle on a name tag. Might I suggest going out for coffee.. its on me...
-Myno

My pleasure. I would have suggested going to this fine establishment (The Red Barron) but it recently closed.

http://cafebaronrojo.tripod.com/

Link may be NSFW in most jurisdictions. With the exception of Chile of course. If I can go here for a 10am Monday morning business meeting I am probably ok to be opening links like this.

I really need to brush up on Spanish and Portuguese, and lose a little weight too.


I´ve generally found that waving a fist full of pesos around in such establishments equates to you dropping about 15kg in the eyes of the staff
 
2012-04-25 04:37:20 PM  
If I wanted a cup of coffee served by an ugly woman, I'd ask subby's mom for breakfast.
 
2012-04-25 04:38:47 PM  
I was just thinking we needed another bikini-coffee thread.
 
2012-04-25 04:39:51 PM  

tricycleracer: Nasty_McFilth: Rich Cream: Two things.

1. I hate news sites that don't I.D. their location. Where the hell is quad-city? How many Davenports are there? Ridiculous.

2. I went to Seattle last year and they have topless drive-thru coffee shops.


/no milk please

notsureifserious.jpg

The Quad Cities[1][2][3] is a group of five cities straddling the Mississippi River on the Iowa-Illinois boundary

[whatthefarkamireading.tif]


One of them is a red headed step city, the other cities don't like to talk about it much.
 
2012-04-25 04:42:25 PM  

00batou: I was just thinking we needed another bikini-coffee thread.


i.imgur.com

A fine suggestion.
 
2012-04-25 04:48:24 PM  
The Quad Cities[1][2][3] is a group of five cities straddling the Mississippi River on the Iowa-Illinois boundary

[whatthefarkamireading.tif]

One of them is a red headed step city, the other cities don't like to talk about it much.


Bettendorf?
 
2012-04-25 04:48:38 PM  
My wife has 38DDs.

Just wanted to say that.
 
2012-04-25 04:51:58 PM  

abfalter: My wife has 38DDs.

Just wanted to say that.


I tip my hat to you fine sir.
 
2012-04-25 04:52:05 PM  
Starbucks meets Hooters. Surprised it hasn't happened earlier.
 
2012-04-25 04:54:46 PM  
Welcome to Fark, where every man has a Playboy Bunny waiting for them back in their basement.
 
2012-04-25 04:56:04 PM  
What are their hours? If Girl Town is closed now, someone left the backdoor open.
 
2012-04-25 04:57:51 PM  

Girion47: What are their hours? If Girl Town is closed now, someone left the backdoor open.


hehe backdoor open.

/they went out for a cig
//5am-7pm PST (roughly)
 
2012-04-25 04:58:06 PM  
Headso:
How does one end up in Chili er Chile.

Just piss off Cartman.

calitreview.com
 
2012-04-25 04:58:58 PM  

Girion47: What are their hours? If Girl Town is closed now, someone left the backdoor open.


All I know is I watched homegirl in the pink bottom change her top before she left and I do believe I saw boobage.

Win.
 
2012-04-25 05:02:11 PM  

abfalter: My wife has 38DDs.

Just wanted to say that.


But if she's super thick in the middle, then it's just a giant, flabby waste
 
2012-04-25 05:16:55 PM  

eastiowa: The Quad Cities[1][2][3] is a group of five cities straddling the Mississippi River on the Iowa-Illinois boundary

[whatthefarkamireading.tif]

One of them is a red headed step city, the other cities don't like to talk about it much.

Bettendorf?


East Moline.
 
2012-04-25 05:22:46 PM  

abfalter: My wife has 38DDs.

Just wanted to say that.


Too bad her belly sticks out past em...
 
2012-04-25 05:26:51 PM  

cleveoh: BurnShrike: I like my boobs like I like my coffee: in a small cup and lots of cream.

black & bitter?


Ground up and in the freezer?
 
2012-04-25 05:27:45 PM  

FREDIOHEAD: [img217.imageshack.us image 640x488]

Is that an open wound?


Nope. A spare for when there is more than five customers and both her hands are full.
 
2012-04-25 05:29:44 PM  

Silly Jesus: cleveoh: BurnShrike: I like my boobs like I like my coffee: in a small cup and lots of cream.

black & bitter?

ground up and in the freezer...


Damnitsomuch! New commenter is...well...you know...
 
2012-04-25 05:34:41 PM  
Meh those girls are weak, if you want good looking baristas in the QC go down to Java Java on river drive by the hostess place. I usually hit it up a few times a week on the way to work.
 
2012-04-25 05:52:13 PM  
I'd rather go to my local place where the hipster baristas seem to have a never ending ugly sweater contest. The ambiance is lacking, but the coffee is incredible. They have free wifi so I can see all the boobs that I want to.
 
2012-04-25 05:52:48 PM  

mbowness: Did anyone link to Girl Town Espresso yet? I've been watching for the last 3 days, since the last thread.
Link
NSFW


I used to watch that link every now and then ever since it showed up on Fark. I was watching on camera 4 two days ago and the young woman went to an area in front of the mirror just beside the door frame. Face on to the camera she removed everything she was wearing. Then she put on a different bikini bottom. Management must be trying to encourage more traffic

Works for me. I visit more frequently.
 
2012-04-25 05:55:41 PM  
I like that they get anti fatigue mats, shows the owner cares about them not having sore legs and back after standing all day.
 
2012-04-25 06:00:17 PM  
What bothers me though is the large amount of electrical outlets and that space heater located right below the work station, I doubt any of it is protected by a GFCI
 
2012-04-25 06:09:08 PM  

Girion47: What bothers me though is the large amount of electrical outlets and that space heater located right below the work station, I doubt any of it is protected by a GFCI


It's ok, apparently all the employees are ugly and thus expendable.
 
2012-04-25 06:43:43 PM  

Cyberluddite: Good idea, but poor execution:

[bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com image 300x229]

Sometimes, no matter how good an idea is, its ultimate success depends entirely on the personnel carrying it out. This is one of those times.


Sadly. most women are not busty, nubile super-models. Like 99.999999% of them, so it's no wonder you get a lot of second-stringers playing the game.
 
2012-04-25 06:55:56 PM  

CitizenTed: In Iowa, this is what "hot" looks like:

[bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com image 620x474]

I guess if sloppy MILFs are your thing, then this place should do quite well.

img33.imageshack.us

Uploaded with ImageShack.us
 
2012-04-25 06:56:09 PM  
nothing like an itty bitty latte
 
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