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(TMZ)   Octomom's house now looking like every other home with 14 kids and no parental income   (tmz.com) divider line 93
    More: Sad, Nadya Suleman, Octo, La Habra, Child and family services, pooping, TMZ  
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2012-04-25 10:39:51 AM  
Why isn't the fertility doctor paying child support?
 
2012-04-25 10:42:34 AM  
Cue the concern troll internet mommy squad summoned to show concern.
 
2012-04-25 11:03:29 AM  
img1.fark.net for the kids, but pretty damn img1.fark.net
 
2012-04-25 11:14:29 AM  
While I despise the crotchfruit bush, I have to say I've seen homes with fewer rugrats that looked a whole lot worse

/and WTF is up with the disappearing graffiti on the door?
 
2012-04-25 11:25:19 AM  
Not defending her or her situation, but is "potty chairs outside" supposed to be squalor? Because once you've potty trained a kid or two, potty chairs liberally sprinkled throughout your property is a good idea.
 
2012-04-25 11:46:43 AM  
cdn.photos.tmz.com

If I was in a house and I saw this, my first thought would be "I'm gonna die in here"
 
2012-04-25 12:21:08 PM  
farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2012-04-25 12:40:49 PM  
vjmorton.files.wordpress.com

One of Octomom's?

I mean, what the hell did they think was gonna happen? I can't believe I'm about to say this but at least the Duggers have staggered their kids out over the years so the oldest can help with the youngest. But this biatch, how the hell did she think she was going to be able to financially support, much less the more important love and emotional support, that 14 farking kids need being a single mom with no job and a proven shiatty lifestyle?

Doesn't take a psychic or even a probability expert to see it.
 
2012-04-25 12:42:13 PM  
Looks like she has a number of graffiti "artists" in her brood.
 
2012-04-25 12:42:43 PM  
Color me shocked. Shocked I say.

Those kids aren't going to be normal when they grow up unless someone takes them from her, plain and simple.

/feels bad man
 
2012-04-25 12:46:15 PM  
I'd still hit it.
 
2012-04-25 12:48:45 PM  
Why is there spray paint made available to the children? Why not give them some hammers too?
 
2012-04-25 12:49:24 PM  
This doesn't even look real. Does she go out and buy the kids spray paint so they can decorate the house? How are they getting it?

There's another story on TMZ about how Sulyman (sp--don't feel like looking it up) gave a hairdresser a $520 check for her work. It was the hairdresser (making a house call, even) who called CPS, took some pictures, and provided TMZ with the check to prove it.

So Nadya is a dumbass who spends hundreds of dollars on having her long hair trimmed while she's broke. And the hairdresser is a snitch. I'm still having trouble with the spray paint all over the house, though.
 
2012-04-25 12:50:03 PM  
I like how her name has become "Octo Mom" as far as the world is concerned.
 
2012-04-25 12:51:44 PM  
Other than the graffiti on the walls it really don't look that bad for a place with 14 kids. I didn't see any trash or filth and having some clothes lying on the floor isn't really anything to worry about.

... a pic shows some of the kids in the backyard, barefoot, dirty and wearing no pants.

so? Kids get dirty when they play, that's why you give them a bath at the end of the day. And letting kids run around in a diaper with no pants is a pretty common thing to do.
 
2012-04-25 12:52:05 PM  
Spray paint? Maybe squalor. Dirty laundry on the floor? Please. My room looked like that until I got married.

As for having the kids shiat outside, I personally think that's a great idea. Teach them how to hose it out and you've got a few extra bathrooms whenever needed.
 
2012-04-25 12:53:30 PM  
The doc that facilitated this human disaster should be put to death. I am serious.
 
2012-04-25 12:56:59 PM  
Reminds me of pictures I have seen of Western State Penitentiary's "Sugar Shack"

www.gettysburgghosts.net
 
2012-04-25 12:59:00 PM  
Graffiti, eh?

When I was a young kid and my parents weren't paying attention, I took my crayons and drew American Airlines logos on all the doors in the house. I don't remember how much trouble I got into -- that part is a blur. My memory just fast forwards to being with my parents in the house while a handyman who was trying to take care of the doors said to me, "Why do you like writing on the walls? Do you think you're Michael Jackson or something?"
 
2012-04-25 01:03:22 PM  
I wonder why that door has a chair wedged under the knob. It must be the 'pain room,' where the ones that misbehave go.
 
2012-04-25 01:07:36 PM  
"a pic shows some of the kids in the backyard, barefoot, dirty and wearing no pants."

Uh oh. Judging from my own childhood growing up in Alabama we're gonna have to nuke the whole state. Because I'm here to tell you that describes virtually the entire child population of Alabama from say May through August.
 
2012-04-25 01:09:35 PM  
hmm, pictures are not very damning. only one of the even looks bad at all.

kids that are a little dirty with no shoes or pants? who cares, if CPS took every kid in that condition, they uhhhhh would, uhhhh, have a ton of kids.
 
2012-04-25 01:10:46 PM  

JohnBigBootay: "a pic shows some of the kids in the backyard, barefoot, dirty and wearing no pants."

Uh oh. Judging from my own childhood growing up in Alabama we're gonna have to nuke the whole state. Because I'm here to tell you that describes virtually the entire child population of Alabama from say May through August.


No kidding, that's a typical day when I was a kid.
 
2012-04-25 01:11:19 PM  

LeroyBourne: I wonder why that door has a chair wedged under the knob. It must be the 'pain room,' where the ones that misbehave go.


Actually if you RTFA that's where she had locked the kids in that room.
 
2012-04-25 01:12:27 PM  

LeroyBourne: I wonder why that door has a chair wedged under the knob. It must be the 'pain room,' where the ones that misbehave go.


She locked them in there while she was getting her hair done.
 
2012-04-25 01:12:34 PM  

bingo the psych-o: I like how her name has become "Octo Mom" as far as the world is concerned.


My thought exactly.
 
2012-04-25 01:17:50 PM  
wait...you're telling me an unemployed woman that gets a fertility doctor to impregnate her with a dozen kids isn't fit to be a parent? weird...I would have thought she was a model for mental stability.
 
2012-04-25 01:19:51 PM  
FTA: Authorities stayed at Octo's home Tuesday night for an hour-and-a-half, and determined the kids were not in danger. There will, however, be follow-up with Children's Services.

So, pointless article, then?
 
2012-04-25 01:21:52 PM  
For $14 a minute you can talk to her on Dial-a-Star. Believe me it is worth it.
 
2012-04-25 01:24:59 PM  
This on all the comments stating "What the fark did you think was gonna happen?"
 
2012-04-25 01:25:40 PM  
i think think its funny that the hot topic recently has been the rights of a woman to *not* have a child.

time for baby licenses or forced abortion.
 
2012-04-25 01:29:20 PM  
I keep thinking about some poor schmuk going on a blind date with her, then going to her place after dinner.

The horror...the horror...
 
2012-04-25 01:34:59 PM  

CitizenTed: I keep thinking about some poor schmuk going on a blind date with her, then going to her place after dinner.

The horror...the horror...


"Would you like some more spaghetti?"

"Uhm, no thanks. I'm actually grossed out. Some of your kids feces fell from the ceiling onto my plate."

"That's not my kids' feces."

"I gotta go."
 
2012-04-25 01:42:36 PM  

T. Dawg: Not defending her or her situation, but is "potty chairs outside" supposed to be squalor? Because once you've potty trained a kid or two, potty chairs liberally sprinkled throughout your property is a good idea.


Yeah, no shiat. (Ha!)

The key to potty training kids is to ensure that they have access to the necessary tools and the understanding that you want them to use it. Of all of the farked up things about this woman, potty chairs on the porch ain't one of them.
 
2012-04-25 01:43:55 PM  
She should've taken the porn offer...
 
2012-04-25 01:47:53 PM  
Drawing on the walls was always frowned on in the Dahnkster house when we were little.....

www.fromthebathroomwall.com
 
2012-04-25 01:50:40 PM  
Well, on the bright side, it looks like she might have the next Bansky on her hands.
 
2012-04-25 01:50:51 PM  
She's an idiot...that's a given. But. How is it right to make the kids suffer because she's crazy? I'm saying, the state should probably step in, take the kids away and foster them, and she needs to, I don't know, go to school, get a job, get her shiat together. It's crazy to make the kids suffer because she's an asshole.
 
2012-04-25 01:59:11 PM  

Casey Anthony: For $14 a minute you can talk to her on Dial-a-Star. Believe me it is worth it.


Someone with a bit of extra money should put it to good used and engage her in a conversation of current events; like the state of the economy, obama care, FREE BIRTH CONTROL, the ongoing war, the nations debt, FREE BIRTH CONTROL, the up coming election...

Oh, the derp would be epic!!!
 
2012-04-25 02:02:17 PM  

Casey Anthony: For $14 a minute you can talk to her on Dial-a-Star. Believe me it is worth it.


How much to talk to you?? Do you do cam as well??
 
2012-04-25 02:09:21 PM  

Mildot: FREE BIRTH CONTROL, the ongoing war, the nations debt, FREE BIRTH CONTROL, the up coming election...


She doesn't need birth control because she doesn't have sex. her children were all implanted.
 
2012-04-25 02:13:30 PM  

SultanofSchwing: JohnBigBootay: "a pic shows some of the kids in the backyard, barefoot, dirty and wearing no pants."

Uh oh. Judging from my own childhood growing up in Alabama we're gonna have to nuke the whole state. Because I'm here to tell you that describes virtually the entire child population of Alabama from say May through August.

No kidding, that's a typical day when I was a kid.



May through August, you poor deprived child, April through October here in Georgia.
 
2012-04-25 02:13:45 PM  

Casey Anthony: For $14 a minute you can talk to her on Dial-a-Star. Believe me it is worth it.


Yeahhh, I'm just gonna go ahead and believe you.
 
2012-04-25 02:13:59 PM  

lazyguineapig33: time for baby licenses or forced abortion.


www.thereheis.com
 
2012-04-25 02:14:51 PM  
If I had fourteen kids using porta-potties, I'd put them outside too.
 
2012-04-25 02:16:02 PM  

dervish16108: Graffiti, eh?

When I was a young kid and my parents weren't paying attention, I took my crayons and drew American Airlines logos on all the doors in the house. I don't remember how much trouble I got into -- that part is a blur. My memory just fast forwards to being with my parents in the house while a handyman who was trying to take care of the doors said to me, "Why do you like writing on the walls? Do you think you're Michael Jackson or something?"


I wrote my sister's name on the laundry room wall. Boy did she get it.
 
2012-04-25 02:17:39 PM  
Kids get older, their body chemistry changes, their waste becomes stronger or something.... butt rashes get real bad.

Having kids run around without a diaper on airs them out to heal the rash quicker and also helps them associate the feeling of having to "go" with actually, you know, going. Not having anything between them and the potty chair is actually a good idea.

Maybe not so pleasant to look at 8 kids with no diapers on running around in the yard (or in her case, 10 or 11, because she already had babies at home when the octuplets came along, and I'm gonna guess she's falling behind in her potty-training efforts).

Or did they literally mean "no pants"?

In any event, there are too many kids for that poor crazy woman to handle on her own.
 
2012-04-25 02:21:55 PM  

SkylineRecords: Casey Anthony: For $14 a minute you can talk to her on Dial-a-Star. Believe me it is worth it.

Yeahhh, I'm just gonna go ahead and believe you.


Link
 
2012-04-25 02:41:15 PM  

Casey Anthony: For $14 a minute you can talk to her on Dial-a-Star. Believe me it is worth it.


www.mikeroweworks.com

OMG, I just had a great idea. You ever consider offering your services as a Babby Sitter to Octomom. I believe your past experience, that you're in a great position to bring some unique solutions to this whole problem.



oh, tell me the kids wouldn't be better off
 
2012-04-25 02:42:23 PM  

scottydoesntknow: [cdn.photos.tmz.com image 460x460]

If I was in a house and I saw this, my first thought would be "I'm gonna die in here"


I laughed so hard I snorted.
 
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