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(TMZ)   Octomom's house now looking like every other home with 14 kids and no parental income   (tmz.com) divider line 93
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2012-04-25 02:48:32 PM  

Mildot: Casey Anthony: For $14 a minute you can talk to her on Dial-a-Star. Believe me it is worth it.

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OMG, I just had a great idea. You ever consider offering your services as a Babby Sitter to Octomom. I believe your past experience, that you're in a great position to bring some unique solutions to this whole problem.



oh, tell me the kids wouldn't be better off


This post is a tad on the insensitive side, but funny nonetheless. I mean, a year ago this would have really upset me, but I can laugh it off now.
 
2012-04-25 02:48:49 PM  

Casey Anthony: SkylineRecords: Casey Anthony: For $14 a minute you can talk to her on Dial-a-Star. Believe me it is worth it.

Yeahhh, I'm just gonna go ahead and believe you.

Link


Wow, there are only like, 3 people I have even heard of on that site.

Star is used quite liberally.
 
2012-04-25 02:51:06 PM  

Teknowaffle: Casey Anthony: SkylineRecords: Casey Anthony: For $14 a minute you can talk to her on Dial-a-Star. Believe me it is worth it.

Yeahhh, I'm just gonna go ahead and believe you.

Link

Wow, there are only like, 3 people I have even heard of on that site.

Star is used quite liberally.


I've been saving up for a 3-way call with Lindsay Lohan's parents.
 
2012-04-25 02:59:54 PM  
And i'm sure the house smells as good as it looks. You can't remodel that. Just have to burn it and hope for the best. Not even Mike Holmes would tackle that shiathole. Unbalanced attention whore. Those kids should have been taken away from her years ago.

/parenting should require classes then licensing.
 
2012-04-25 03:22:32 PM  

scottydoesntknow: [cdn.photos.tmz.com image 460x460]

If I was in a house and I saw this, my first thought would be "I'm gonna die in here"


Reminded me of the Oh Noes Everybody Panic animated gif.
 
2012-04-25 03:24:16 PM  
This seems like the next step in the progression of the kids-as-fashion-accessories/stepping-stones-to-stardom mentality. Why bother treating them well? They're no longer getting me any (good) publicity or fame.

\I had to prove up, down, backwards and sideways that I could take care of two dogs before I could adopt yet this biatch can keep cranking out crotch-maggots and nobody can say anything. What a world.
 
2012-04-25 03:28:05 PM  
As my wife says - "We're limited to the amount of animals we have...Why can't they limit children as well?"

She has a valid point.....

I have 3 dogs and 2 cats and my house looks cleaner and smells cleaner although you can't really tell THAT from a picture.
 
2012-04-25 03:28:52 PM  
I don't even want to get into the wreckage I caused when I got into my brother's model paints. They were such pretty colors.
 
2012-04-25 03:42:37 PM  
From that link to the dial a star site:
"Public reaction turned negative when it was discovered that the single mother already had six other young under18ren and was unemployed and on public assistance programs. She conceived the octuplets and her six older under18ren via in vitro fertilization."

When did the word children becom "Under18ren" ? LOL They used it two times likes its a real word or something! WTF?
 
2012-04-25 03:46:49 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: lazyguineapig33: time for baby licenses or forced abortion.

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cute and all, but the question is this. does a person have a right to give birth to a child without the intention or capability to to care for it? i would say no, just like someone does not have the right to adopt a child they will not care for. this is because when a person does not care for their children, it can ruin the child's life and creates a burden for the rest of society to shoulder. i feel like that is reasonable.
 
2012-04-25 03:48:29 PM  
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2012-04-25 03:53:08 PM  

cryinoutloud: And the hairdresser is a snitch.



Not to threadjack - but if you think this is a problem then you are a farking idiot.
 
2012-04-25 04:11:55 PM  
I can read the writing on the wall, and it says mental illness. I knew a woman with 9 kids years ago. Her house was immaculate and she worked 3 part time jobs (no husband) to make ends meet. Was up at 3am every morning and started her 3 jobs at 5am.
 
2012-04-25 04:35:29 PM  
You can almost smell the stale pee and bowls of half-eaten putrefying cereal strewn around the place from these photos, can't you?

To be honest, these pics give me a sense of relief knowing that there is some sort of self-correcting order in the Cosmos. No God involved mind you, but that the lesson of "stupidity gets punished, and major stupidity gets major punishment" still rings true.

Now, if only we could see some of that Karmageddon heading towards "people" like Dick Cheney or Grover Norquist.......
 
2012-04-25 04:36:25 PM  

JohnnyAqua: I can read the writing on the wall, and it says mental illness.


If only someone had read that writing when she looked like she had grown a pod person...
 
2012-04-25 05:10:42 PM  

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: cryinoutloud: And the hairdresser is a snitch.
Not to threadjack - but if you think this is a problem then you are a farking idiot.


The hairdresser not only reported Octomom to child services, she took pictures on the sly, sold them to TMZ, and gave them an interview as to what was going on in the house. Also showed them the check she got from Octomom for cutting her hair, like "look at what a moron this woman is!" After she cashed the check, I'm sure. Or else we would have heard all about how it bounced.

I suppose you couldn't be bothered to go read the blurb I was referring to when I made my post. Nah, let's just call people names. That really shows your superiority.
 
2012-04-25 05:35:43 PM  

FormlessOne: however, be follow-up with Children's Services.

So, pointless article, then


TMZ link.
 
2012-04-25 05:35:44 PM  

Raug the Dwarf: But this biatch, how the hell did she think she was going to be able to financially support,


she expected a TV show.
 
2012-04-25 05:36:34 PM  

bingo the psych-o: I like how her name has become "Octo Mom" as far as the world is concerned.


she tried trademarking it.
 
2012-04-25 05:51:12 PM  
I find it humorous how they laid out the 'article', with the 'shocking' headline + photos, name dropping some gov't agencies, whipping up the frenzy, and then ending with a CYA statement regarding what was actually found by the gov't agencies.

Scum all around.
 
2012-04-25 06:05:48 PM  
interesting how NOW, and other feminist organizations are not leaping to her assistance and defence

no shortage of resources for the old whore fluck

isn't there an admiistration spot for her in dc

the allegations per se do not prove neglect

rather a low level incompetence

similar to student appartments and faculty offices
 
2012-04-25 06:08:08 PM  
reminds me of Jonestown for some reason
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2012-04-25 06:28:41 PM  
You know, If CPS showed up to most peoples' houses and saw them like that, they would take the kids away. The only thing that probably stopped that from happening is that she's famous and would make a fuss.
 
2012-04-25 06:51:39 PM  
Octo's hairstylist, Stephanie, went to La Habra cops Tuesday afternoon and filed a formal complaint.

Remember the good ol' days, when people actually respected hairstylist/client confidentiality?
 
2012-04-25 07:01:50 PM  

Somaticasual: You know, If CPS showed up to most peoples' houses and saw them like that, they would take the kids away. The only thing that probably stopped that from happening is that she's famous and would make a fuss.


Most likely the only thing that stopped it was she had food in the fridge and promised to clean it up within a certain time period. Being famous has nothing to do with it,I've seen CPS go into an apartment where it smelled like garbage and your shoes would farking stick to the carpet but those people kept their kids.
 
2012-04-25 07:22:46 PM  
I'm surprised she's kept the kids this long. Who has bets open on this trainwreck?
 
2012-04-25 07:39:18 PM  

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You know what would be funny? Setting up a 3 way call with Octomom and, say Dinah Lohan through this idiotic service. Don't say a thing, just set the calls up and record it. Since they are paid by the minute, neither would hang up until it got painfully awkward.

Put it on Youtube the next day. LOLProfit.
 
2012-04-25 07:45:34 PM  

Spatula Porn: Reminds me of pictures I have seen of Western State Penitentiary's "Sugar Shack"

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Did you mean West Virginia State Penitentiary, in Moundsville? Or does another prison have a creepy room with prisoner art called the "Sugar Shack"?
 
2012-04-25 07:58:42 PM  
there are plenty of single moms out there who strip or do porn to support their families. why does Octomom think she's to good for it?

/should've of taken the porn offer
 
2012-04-25 08:55:17 PM  

cjmook21: FormlessOne: however, be follow-up with Children's Services.

So, pointless article, then

TMZ link.


Indeed.
 
2012-04-25 10:02:04 PM  
If you listened to Stern the other day he called her and she babbled for 20 mins. It was hillarious.
 
2012-04-25 10:13:32 PM  
The dirt and the no pants bother me less than the fact that there aren't enough beds to go around. I think the article said something like two cribs and two mattresses on the floor (and these children are too old to be in cribs anyway. So you've either got a half-dozen kids bunking in with Mom, or they're sleeping on the floor. Kids shouldn't have to sleep on the floor. That's just basic.
 
2012-04-25 10:35:43 PM  

Tiberius Erectus: She should've taken the porn offer...


I would've watched it, and so would all of you. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
 
2012-04-25 11:38:13 PM  

scottydoesntknow: [cdn.photos.tmz.com image 460x460]

If I was in a house and I saw this, my first thought would be "I'm gonna die in here"


Sir, that was awesome
 
2012-04-26 12:02:38 AM  

Teknowaffle: Dial-a-Star



I recognize 5 total. I like that there's a $30 minimum deposit to talk to someone.
 
2012-04-26 12:17:50 AM  

Raug the Dwarf: One of Octomom's?

I mean, what the hell did they think was gonna happen? I can't believe I'm about to say this but at least the Duggers have staggered their kids out over the years so the oldest can help with the youngest. But this biatch, how the hell did she think she was going to be able to financially support, much less the more important love and emotional support, that 14 farking kids need being a single mom with no job and a proven shiatty lifestyle?

Doesn't take a psychic or even a probability expert to see it.


Awesome pic. First thing I thought of. Well done, go get yourself something nice.
 
2012-04-26 12:20:43 AM  
Funny how you can't see her face in any pictures, and those kids are blondes--I thought her kids were all dark-haired.

Just sayin.
 
2012-04-26 08:36:21 AM  
Hey, if they aren't going to do something about the poor children in the backwoods of Kentucky
or the slums of Detroit
or the deserts of California
or...
or...
and so on

They aren't going to do anything here.
As long as she's not starving them or beating them...they're going to leave them.

Why? Because of instead of paying for welfare for one exclusive parent,
they would have to pay for care & housing of 14 kids.

Your standards are not everyone else's standards in the world.

Life isn't fair...and it's too late to put them back into the woman's belly. (no penis involved in this case...)
 
2012-04-26 09:09:04 AM  
And so the slow, inevitable car crash continues....
 
2012-04-26 05:33:06 PM  

nomorelurking: When did the word children becom "Under18ren" ? LOL They used it two times likes its a real word or something! WTF?


It's a filter turning the word 'child' into 'under18'. Like happens with the Fark filters, it'shiatting a false positive with the word children.

As to why they have that filter, I've no farking idea.

/boobies!
 
2012-04-26 10:23:22 PM  

ghost_who_walks: Like happens with the Fark filters, it'shiatting a false positive with the word children.


Case in point...
 
2012-04-27 07:26:58 PM  

malaktaus: Tiberius Erectus: She should've taken the porn offer...

I would've watched it, and so would all of you. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.


Id like to see her covered in so much cock caulk that she looks like a melted candle
 
2012-04-27 10:34:28 PM  
Maybe we can ship the three "makes me sad" houses from my otherwise normal subdivision, sadly on my way to my house, all in a row.

1.Never cuts his lawn, three broken cars in the driveway, who knows whats in the garage.

2. Trashy couple, again no lawn care, pile of garbage that will likely surmount the garage. Toddler often wandering around with diaper and t-shirt on, naturally no shoes.

3. Hoarder, Thankfully the eviction just processed on that house, they've been clearing it out for two weeks running.
 
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