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(MSN)   Charlie Sheen's porn star ex offers free breast exam bus. What a country   (now.msn.com ) divider line
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10052 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Apr 2012 at 1:23 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-04-25 12:14:27 PM  
I would have guessed STD screening, but whatever.
 
2012-04-25 01:01:41 PM  
i.imm.io
 
2012-04-25 01:25:43 PM  
www2.pictures.zimbio.com
It was hard to find a picture of her with her clothes on.
 
2012-04-25 01:26:03 PM  
So it's free for me to examine her breasts?

/DRTFA
 
2012-04-25 01:26:16 PM  

NutWrench: It was hard to find a picture of her with her clothes on.


those clothes are photoshopped on
 
2012-04-25 01:26:33 PM  
All aboard the hug bus
 
2012-04-25 01:27:22 PM  
I can see this becoming an awesome porno!
 
2012-04-25 01:27:32 PM  
hotdoginhallway.jpg
 
2012-04-25 01:27:39 PM  

NutWrench: It was hard to find until I found a picture of her with her clothes on.


Am I right?
 
2012-04-25 01:29:10 PM  
And I say to myself..........it's a wonderful world.
 
2012-04-25 01:29:39 PM  
"I made this bib just for you"
 
2012-04-25 01:32:50 PM  
I've examined Bree Olsens breasts MANY times.

/just not in person
 
2012-04-25 01:34:42 PM  
Oh sure....
She offers free breast exams in the back of her van & it's selfless community service,
I do it & it's 9 days in jail!
 
2012-04-25 01:41:03 PM  
www.guzer.com
 
2012-04-25 01:41:26 PM  

schattenteufel: Oh sure....
She offers free breast exams in the back of her van & it's selfless community service,
I do it & it's 9 days in jail!


My PD sucked. Does your guy do pro bono?
 
2012-04-25 01:46:58 PM  
with it being olsen I'm surprised it isn't free prostate exams
 
2012-04-25 01:53:11 PM  
Maybe they could have this set up for men. Charge them 10$ a person.
They board the bus, get a pamplet telling them how to check and what to look for, and
there can be 5 or 6 women there. One of them has a lump and the men need to determine which one.

Everyone is happy.
They can use this new found knowledge at home.

Safety first, and a good man will look after his woman at home.
 
2012-04-25 01:54:40 PM  
That little whore has had more dark dork than Janet Mason shopping her poontang down in the ghetto.
 
2012-04-25 02:13:18 PM  

NutWrench: [www2.pictures.zimbio.com image 396x594]
It was hard to find a picture of her with her clothes on.


How difficult is it to change GIS settings to "safe search on"?
 
2012-04-25 02:34:25 PM  

aevert: NutWrench: [www2.pictures.zimbio.com image 396x594]
It was hard to find a picture of her with her clothes on.

How difficult is it to change GIS settings to "safe search on"?



How difficult is it to get the joke?
 
2012-04-25 02:49:07 PM  

aevert: NutWrench: [www2.pictures.zimbio.com image 396x594]
It was hard to find a picture of her with her clothes on.

How difficult is it to change GIS settings to "safe search on"?


I'm still waiting for them to implement "unsafe search".

That's a feature a lot of people would pay for.
 
2012-04-25 02:52:43 PM  

Odd Bird: schattenteufel: Oh sure....
She offers free breast exams in the back of her van & it's selfless community service,
I do it & it's 9 days in jail!

My PD sucked. Does your guy do pro bono?


More like pro boner. Amirite?
 
2012-04-25 02:57:06 PM  
How about I just post the picture I took of her yesterday while she was promoting this outside my office?

i2.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-25 03:15:10 PM  

PianoDemon: How about I just post the picture I took of her yesterday while she was promoting this outside my office?

[i2.photobucket.com image 640x856]


Was she allowing pictures with her?

/not dirty or anything, I would just be ecstatic to take a photo with her.
 
2012-04-25 03:16:35 PM  
It's taken me up until now to look up Bree Olson on my favorite smut site, and I have to say that what I saw bored me to tears.
 
2012-04-25 03:20:36 PM  

thecpt: Was she allowing pictures with her?


Not that I saw. There were some scary looking bouncer-type dudes off to the side.

The best part was seeing a group of businessmen walking up Broadway arguing about which route to take to get to their lunch. They saw her and said "fark it, we're going this way!"
 
2012-04-25 03:25:07 PM  

PianoDemon: How about I just post the picture I took of her yesterday while she was promoting this outside my office?

[i2.photobucket.com image 640x856]


So we're supposed to believe that this is the only picture you took while she was parked outside of your office?
 
2012-04-25 03:32:42 PM  
Actually yeah, had a meeting to get back to after lunch and by the time the meeting was over, the Boobie Bus had departed for parts unknown. Only had time to grab one pic.

Just like Mr. T speaking at the mall.
 
2012-04-25 03:40:54 PM  

PianoDemon: Actually yeah, had a meeting to get back to after lunch and by the time the meeting was over, the Boobie Bus had departed for parts unknown. Only had time to grab one pic.

Just like Mr. T speaking at the mall.


PianoDemon: Actually yeah, had a meeting to get back to after lunch and by the time the meeting was over, the Boobie Bus had departed for parts unknown. Only had time to grab one pic.

Just like Mr. T speaking at the mall.


That's why you MAKE time..

chan.catiewayne.com

I mean, good going getting at least one pic, but really.. call ahead 5 or 10 minutes..

"Hey guys, yeah I'm gonna be about 10 minutes late. Some d-bag just spilled coffee all over my shoes and I'm gonna have to stop and get them cleaned before I get there"... or at least SOMETHING.
 
2012-04-25 03:52:42 PM  
[old news is so exciting.jpeg]
 
2012-04-25 03:58:57 PM  

SirTanon: I mean, good going getting at least one pic, but really.. call ahead 5 or 10 minutes..

"Hey guys, yeah I'm gonna be about 10 minutes late. Some d-bag just spilled coffee all over my shoes and I'm gonna have to stop and get them cleaned before I get there"... or at least SOMETHING.


I don't know about that, then you're just the creepy guy standing in front of her for 10 minutes taking the same photo over and over again. Its not like you'd get anywhere or anything else.
 
2012-04-25 04:02:26 PM  

PianoDemon: How about I just post the picture I took of her yesterday while she was promoting this outside my office?

[i2.photobucket.com image 640x856]


Did she have to pee or something? She looks kinda young anyway, that chick in the pink is way hotter...
 
2012-04-25 04:06:10 PM  
let me guess: Emilio will be driving and Charlie will be wearing a lab coat with Groucho glasses & mustache. great.
 
2012-04-25 04:16:49 PM  

Loaf's Tray: PianoDemon: How about I just post the picture I took of her yesterday while she was promoting this outside my office?

[i2.photobucket.com image 640x856]

Did she have to pee or something? She looks kinda young anyway, that chick in the pink is way hotter...


Just the way she was standing to get "the goods" to jut out a bit more. She's 25, according to Wikipedia.
 
2012-04-25 04:27:53 PM  

SpiffyandRedhot: It's taken me up until now to look up Bree Olson on my favorite smut site, and I have to say that what I saw bored me to tears.


You're so hardcore!
 
2012-04-25 09:40:53 PM  
"Olsen, (who did not administer the exams; there was a plastic surgeon for that)..."

Sounds shady. She couldn't find a OB/GYN?
 
2012-04-25 09:43:40 PM  
Jesus , the Sharp Knee-ed ness is strong in this thread. Every man here would be all over that if given the chance. I don't care if she has had 5000 penises in her...including Charlie Sheen's "Winner"!!

That's why God made condoms.

/At least three of them.

//Thanks Bree for helping raise awareness, among other things ;-)
 
2012-04-26 02:41:43 PM  
I thought this was the start of a joke... then I read the article... it really WAS a joke.
 
2012-04-26 10:17:17 PM  

PianoDemon: How about I just post the picture I took of her yesterday while she was promoting this outside my office?

[i2.photobucket.com image 640x856]


I don't care how many miles of dick she's had, I'd wait in line to give her mine too.
 
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