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2012-04-25 01:03:53 PM

medieval: Let those among us who have not at least considered, however briefly, demolishing a public utility building after opening a bill cast the first stone.



Yeah, but my internet and cable bill is $220 and rent is $550.
 
2012-04-25 01:06:45 PM
So where can I go and pay $40 a month for rent and get a $14 power bill?

I suppose her car payments are $0.57 a month and for gas she pays 15 cents a gallon.
 
2012-04-25 01:07:13 PM

jmr61: medieval: Let those among us who have not at least considered, however briefly, demolishing a public utility building after opening a bill cast the first stone.


Yeah, but my internet and cable bill is $220 and rent is $550.


My apartment ran me $725, but I said no to cable and Internet, and yes to Netflix and an iPhone. Utilities ran about 65 a month.

/the cost of living in California
 
2012-04-25 01:14:55 PM

vudukungfu: People that annoy me = people that say "Y'all"

No excuse to sound like an ignorant fark.


If everyone stopped saying "Y'all" you would have to find some other insignificant thing at which to point in order to feel better than someone else.

Be thankful "Y'all" will never go out of style.
 
2012-04-25 01:19:09 PM

GORDON:
Be thankful "Y'all" will never go out of style.


It becries a lack of style.
It is the definition of ignorance.
Might as well, say You'unz, or drop your Rs. Or, for that matter, pronounce the letter R as Are-Ah.
 
2012-04-25 01:28:55 PM

vudukungfu: GORDON:
Be thankful "Y'all" will never go out of style.

It becries a lack of style.
It is the definition of ignorance.
Might as well, say You'unz, or drop your Rs. Or, for that matter, pronounce the letter R as Are-Ah.


Oh just stop already, it is NOT a sign of ignorance. It's like getting on people from NY for saying "Mac" or people from New England for saying "wicked this" and "wicked that" or getting on Canada's case for the "Eh" at the end of every sentence. It's just differences in dialect from one area of the country to another. Get over it.

/ok I taunt Canadians for the "eh" thing
//blame canada
 
2012-04-25 01:30:10 PM

will_2679: I'm don't know much about explosives but I am pretty sure the bomb components would cost more then that $14.


I can do it for under $10.

/Not that I would.
//Just that I could.
///It's amazing the shiat that rednecks know!

 
2012-04-25 01:31:35 PM

vudukungfu: People that annoy me = people that say "Y'all"

No excuse to sound like an ignorant fark.


Y'all can kiss my pearly white arse
 
2012-04-25 01:32:36 PM

zinny: In my job I have to deal with people on the dole all the time. You have never met a more entitled, arrogant, ignorant, difficult bunch of people in your life.


Politicians?
 
2012-04-25 01:34:13 PM

Sticky Hands: spentmiles: Power company? What's that? I have a five thousand square foot solar area that supplies my entire house with electricity. If it's cloudy, then I simply activate the turbines on my six acre wind farm. If the wind's not blowing either, then I throw the switch on my water wheel, which means I can only run basic systems, but that's enough for me. And if the river is frozen, then I can't use the internet, so I just sit in the dark and tell myself how awesome I am. The size of my carbon footprint only depends on how many beans I had last night. Suck it you grid-shackled assholes!

You waste your bean derived fuels? Shameful.


You mean you don't pocket-mulch?
 
2012-04-25 01:34:38 PM
With the money she spent on her hair she could probably pay for a years worth of rent.
 
2012-04-25 01:34:45 PM
vudukungfu:
Might as well, say You'unz, or drop your Rs. Or, for that matter, pronounce the letter R as Are-Ah.


U R troll?
 
2012-04-25 01:45:42 PM
Are-Uh.
It be a letter.
 
2012-04-25 01:49:04 PM
How the fark did this thread turn into an anti-y'all rant?

Y'all need a nap!
 
2012-04-25 01:51:07 PM
I would be farking overjoyed if my rent was $40 (it's 31 times that) and my power was $14 (it's ten times that, on average, and it's not even summer yet!). Even in Oklahoma's 110+ degree summers, I have never had the urge to get all blowy uppy on OG&E because... air conditioning. Plus, when it gets over 110, they tend to let dumbasses like her get away with not paying their bills and they don't cut off their power so they don't, oh, you know, die.

Never ceases to amaze me how these fools carry on about how poor they are while they have 50 in flat screens hooked up to PS3s and 360s with $250/month cable packages.
 
2012-04-25 03:09:46 PM
Hmm... $14 would pay for 12 hours of electricity at my house. Ouch.
 
2012-04-25 03:26:42 PM
cause ya know if you don't have a flat screen, a ps3 and 360, rims, pot, and 37 different colours in your nappy ass weave, then the white man is holding you down
 
2012-04-25 03:28:44 PM

zinny: In my job I have to deal with people on the dole all the time. You have never met a more entitled, arrogant, ignorant, difficult bunch of people in your life.


You are so right. I used to give people the benefit of the doubt, but now I assume that almost everyone is a liar. This story really pisses me off, for lots of reasons.
 
2012-04-25 03:41:02 PM

spentmiles: Power company? What's that? I have a five thousand square foot solar area that supplies my entire house with electricity. If it's cloudy, then I simply activate the turbines on my six acre wind farm. If the wind's not blowing either, then I throw the switch on my water wheel, which means I can only run basic systems, but that's enough for me. And if the river is frozen, then I can't use the internet, so I just sit in the dark and tell myself how awesome I am. The size of my carbon footprint only depends on how many beans I had last night. Suck it you grid-shackled assholes!


You had me for a minute you funny bastard!
 
2012-04-25 03:58:25 PM

spentmiles: Power company? What's that? I have a five thousand square foot solar area that supplies my entire house with electricity. If it's cloudy, then I simply activate the turbines on my six acre wind farm. If the wind's not blowing either, then I throw the switch on my water wheel, which means I can only run basic systems, but that's enough for me. And if the river is frozen, then I can't use the internet, so I just sit in the dark and tell myself how awesome I am. The size of my carbon footprint only depends on how many beans I had last night. Suck it you grid-shackled assholes!


Spentmiles you crack me up!

Say, do you measure your carbon footprint from the top side or the bottom? I know, I know you're supposed to measure from the top side, but going with the bottom makes you seem so much more awesome and the ladies really don't know the difference.
 
2012-04-25 04:10:58 PM

JackieRabbit: spentmiles: Power company? What's that? I have a five thousand square foot solar area that supplies my entire house with electricity. If it's cloudy, then I simply activate the turbines on my six acre wind farm. If the wind's not blowing either, then I throw the switch on my water wheel, which means I can only run basic systems, but that's enough for me. And if the river is frozen, then I can't use the internet, so I just sit in the dark and tell myself how awesome I am. The size of my carbon footprint only depends on how many beans I had last night. Suck it you grid-shackled assholes!

Spentmiles you crack me up!

Say, do you measure your carbon footprint from the top side or the bottom? I know, I know you're supposed to measure from the top side, but going with the bottom makes you seem so much more awesome and the ladies really don't know the difference.


I measure my carbon footprint while wearing stiletto heels. Makes the print look TINY.
 
2012-04-25 04:19:11 PM
And for all you racist farkers out there thinking this is evidence of an overall black problem, let me tell you what: this chick and her way of thinking/acting come in every color. Hell, I work with a 44 year old white lady who is always complaining about being broke, is yelling at bill collectors on the work phone all the time, and has had her elderly parents pay off $5,000+ credit card debts at least twice in the 4 years I've been here. She still goes and gets her hair professionally colored and "done" overall each week, as well as a manicure and pedicure EVERY WEEK!!! She's also in the tanning salon all the time, gets here groceries delivered from Fresh Direct, orders sushi and other fancy lunches delivered to the office daily. I just want to shake her by the shoulders and tell her to shut the fark up when she moans about being broke.
-She makes way more than I do, but I'm never completely broke.
 
2012-04-25 04:20:50 PM

vudukungfu: People that annoy me = people that say "Y'all"

No excuse to sound like an ignorant fark.


Personally I think "axe" is far worse. Y'all is part contraction and part Southern drawl. I don't mind it, really. "Axe" is well into ignorant fark territory IMHO.

I would really like to know how she can possibly be struggling to pay $40 in rent. Unless that's $40/day, maybe.
 
2012-04-25 04:21:11 PM

vudukungfu: People that annoy me = people that say "Y'all"

No excuse to sound like an ignorant fark.



I'l bet you call everyone "guys" like a black comedian's impersonation of white people.

Guys! Hey, you guys! Wait up, guys!
 
2012-04-25 04:21:29 PM
Things like this boil my blood, really. I am a black woman and I get embarassed when I see things like this. The young lady in this video is wearing hair extensions. Between the price of the extensions and the fee to have them done at a stylist, she paid no less than $50 for that hairstyle. A $14 utility bill should not have been a problem.
 
2012-04-25 04:30:08 PM

jigger: vudukungfu: People that annoy me = people that say "Y'all"

No excuse to sound like an ignorant fark.


I'l bet you call everyone "guys" like a black comedian's impersonation of white people.

Guys! Hey, you guys! Wait up, guys!


I have this problem. I call everyone "dude."

/the shame hurts
 
2012-04-25 04:37:34 PM

GoodOmens: her facebook page


Did you see some of the names of her FB friends? Tyshay Victwon, Yameka, Arquilla, A'Trell, Adonaz, Antt, Artasha,...
 
2012-04-25 04:44:59 PM

dougermouse: Since I have a massive solar array on my roof, I can understand. When my power bill spikes to 38 bucks (like in January) I freak out. Why does somebody in Oregon have panels but Oklahoma doesn't? Truly we are a nation of idiots.

/10 of the bucks is the "Solar charge" my power company charges me.
//Even with my two cars I'm carbon negative


Ha, this was already done at 11:48.
 
2012-04-25 04:47:03 PM

kiwimoogle84: DubyaHater: Oh goody, another inner-city, self-entitled, angry black woman. I know it must be difficult paying off a $14 electric bill, but maybe,,,just maybe.....you shouldn't have had six babies with 5 different men.

The real trick would be if she had six babies with seven different men.


If they all had jobs and paid child support, she'd be the Section 8 Queen of OKC. Imagine the pride...
 
2012-04-25 04:57:17 PM

kiwimoogle84: DubyaHater: Oh goody, another inner-city, self-entitled, angry black woman. I know it must be difficult paying off a $14 electric bill, but maybe,,,just maybe.....you shouldn't have had six babies with 5 different men.

The real trick would be if she had six babies with seven different men.


Double Penetration FTW!!

Not like the biatch knows whether it was Davonte or Tyrone who actually knocked her up on that particular go around anyway.
 
2012-04-25 05:25:56 PM

The_Sheriff_Is_A_Niiii: kiwimoogle84: DubyaHater: Oh goody, another inner-city, self-entitled, angry black woman. I know it must be difficult paying off a $14 electric bill, but maybe,,,just maybe.....you shouldn't have had six babies with 5 different men.

The real trick would be if she had six babies with seven different men.

Double Penetration FTW!!

Not like the biatch knows whether it was Davonte or Tyrone who actually knocked her up on that particular go around anyway.


Although you see some of them Maury specials... These biatches had like 30 men lined up for DNA tests for her 5 babbies. They should be ashamed of themselves.
 
2012-04-25 05:33:44 PM

NationalHero: And for all you racist farkers out there thinking this is evidence of an overall black problem, let me tell you what: this chick and her way of thinking/acting come in every color. Hell, I work with a 44 year old white lady who is always complaining about being broke, is yelling at bill collectors on the work phone all the time, and has had her elderly parents pay off $5,000+ credit card debts at least twice in the 4 years I've been here. She still goes and gets her hair professionally colored and "done" overall each week, as well as a manicure and pedicure EVERY WEEK!!! She's also in the tanning salon all the time, gets here groceries delivered from Fresh Direct, orders sushi and other fancy lunches delivered to the office daily. I just want to shake her by the shoulders and tell her to shut the fark up when she moans about being broke.
-She makes way more than I do, but I'm never completely broke.


Not defending the woman, but pointing out, at least she earns her money. I cannot stand people that cry poor and choose poorly.
 
2012-04-25 06:14:02 PM

kiwimoogle84: The_Sheriff_Is_A_Niiii: kiwimoogle84: DubyaHater: Oh goody, another inner-city, self-entitled, angry black woman. I know it must be difficult paying off a $14 electric bill, but maybe,,,just maybe.....you shouldn't have had six babies with 5 different men.

The real trick would be if she had six babies with seven different men.

Double Penetration FTW!!

Not like the biatch knows whether it was Davonte or Tyrone who actually knocked her up on that particular go around anyway.

Although you see some of them Maury specials... These biatches had like 30 men lined up for DNA tests for her 5 babbies. They should be ashamed of themselves.


If they had shame, they wouldn't be on Maury.
 
2012-04-25 07:49:15 PM
LOL my bill for this month is $14.10 and I was paying $40-50 on a good month before, now if I can get my rent cut down to $40
 
2012-04-25 08:04:23 PM

Too Pretty For Prison: The cops lied to her and told her they had heard the phone call to get her to confess. She was dumb enough to talk to them. Standard police tactic - lie to you and coerce you to confess. What a frickin' waste of resources. She's stupid for saying it - they're stupid for prosecuting it. I hate living here more and more every day.



This is sad. Should be less hating on this woman, more hating on cop tactics. If they do this for the little things, what do they do for the big things?
 
2012-04-25 08:22:45 PM
Well if you get on your knees I have your rent money right here.
 
2012-04-25 08:46:35 PM
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2012-04-25 08:51:52 PM

discgolfguru: My electric bills were crazy last winter. Damn radiant heat in the ceiling.


Wow! I thought I was the only person in the world that had that. I actually love it! It keeps the house more constantly warm than forced air heat and I can turn down the rooms that don't need to be kept as warm.

The lack of central air in the summer sucks ass though.
 
2012-04-25 10:24:20 PM

netcentric: vrax: wiwille: "I'm struggling to pay $40 a month for rent."

Mam, you fail at life.

/Hell my cell phone bill isn't that low.

I'm pretty sure that her cell phone bill isn't that low either.



It's possible she has no cellphone bill to pay.
The US Fed Gov't handed out 1.6 Billion dollars worth of cellphones with paid service, in 2011

Over 100,000 of the people who received one....it ended up being their 2nd phone.

It would be plausable that we pay her cellphone bill too....


I get at least two junk mails a month advertising those. Kinda makes me a bit grumpy when it shows up on the day I have to pay my iPhone bill.

And a $14 electric bill? shiat, I'd be really happy if mine was only 10 times that.
 
2012-04-26 02:29:14 PM
I'm in love
 
2012-04-26 06:33:52 PM

spentmiles: Power company? What's that? I have a five thousand square foot solar area that supplies my entire house with electricity. If it's cloudy, then I simply activate the turbines on my six acre wind farm. If the wind's not blowing either, then I throw the switch on my water wheel, which means I can only run basic systems, but that's enough for me. And if the river is frozen, then I can't use the internet, so I just sit in the dark and tell myself how awesome I am. The size of my carbon footprint only depends on how many beans I had last night. Suck it you grid-shackled assholes!


I read that as cartoon footprint. Would have been just as appropriate!
 
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