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(WPTV)   If you have to headbutt your girlfriend and run out of your house in your underwear in the middle of the night so she won't have sex with you, then it might be time to move on   (wptv.com ) divider line
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2012-04-25 11:00:48 AM  
She must be one of those sluts who don't deserve birth control I keep hearing about.

/she's not as bad looking as I would've expected, given the headline
//still wouldn't stick my dick in it though
///ah who the hell am I kidding. Of course I would
 
2012-04-25 12:17:21 PM  
The boyfriend said he wanted to watch TV, while Ortiz wanted to have sex.


And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch X-Files.
 
2012-04-25 01:19:57 PM  
Has this chick been on Fark before? I swear I recognise those sharpie-brows and that shiat-eating grin.
 
2012-04-25 01:20:43 PM  
Relationships.

You're doing it wrong.
 
2012-04-25 01:21:55 PM  
But she really wanted to surprise him with herpes that night.
 
2012-04-25 01:22:39 PM  
Sounds like what happened the other night with subby's mom. **shudder**
 
2012-04-25 01:22:40 PM  
Isn't this called "attempted rape" when the genders are reversed?
 
2012-04-25 01:22:56 PM  
He's totally a tease, just sitting there in his tighty whities watching t.v.
 
2012-04-25 01:23:46 PM  
I feel for the guy. Between my wife, the nanny, the next door neighbor lady, and my girlfriend, I'm not getting much sleep.

/internet porn star
 
2012-04-25 01:25:23 PM  

WhippingBoy: Isn't this called "attempted rape" when the genders are reversed?


Well sure, it does happen, but in a relationship, if a girl wants to give teh secks to her man, usually he won't say no. Just my experience, anyway.
 
2012-04-25 01:26:48 PM  

kiwimoogle84: WhippingBoy: Isn't this called "attempted rape" when the genders are reversed?

Well sure, it does happen, but in a relationship, if a girl wants to give teh secks to her man, usually he won't say no. Just my experience, anyway.


Depends on the woman.
 
2012-04-25 01:30:29 PM  
i663.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-25 01:30:54 PM  
That's a nice knot on her forehead. Actually helps.


/not
 
2012-04-25 01:31:18 PM  

BurnShrike: kiwimoogle84: WhippingBoy: Isn't this called "attempted rape" when the genders are reversed?

Well sure, it does happen, but in a relationship, if a girl wants to give teh secks to her man, usually he won't say no. Just my experience, anyway.

Depends on the woman.


Very true. I'm reminded of all the glamour shots from the other day. Le shudder.
 
2012-04-25 01:34:19 PM  
Just get married. That will quell her desire for sex.

/So I've heard
 
2012-04-25 01:39:34 PM  
weblogs.nrc.nl

/twice in one month?
 
2012-04-25 01:40:24 PM  

kiwimoogle84: WhippingBoy: Isn't this called "attempted rape" when the genders are reversed?

Well sure, it does happen, but in a relationship, if a girl wants to give teh secks to her man, usually he won't say no. Just my experience, anyway.


A girl does not 'give' sex. She has sex with someone.

/It takes two to tango
 
2012-04-25 01:41:05 PM  
I can understand I guess. My girlfriend and I are both bipolar. Bipolar women are prone to hyper sexuality. This sounds great in theory I know. But after an 80 hour work week and sex at least once a day sometimes I'd rather sleep. I can't though. You don't want to deny a bipolar female sex. She will try to kill you. We are both faithful but sometimes I almost wish she had a biatch on the side so I could get a day off.

/in the middle of a 20 hour work day.
//might not be thinking clearly.
///for the next 30 years.
 
2012-04-25 01:41:19 PM  
Beauty is only a light switch away.

I gotta say this does bring a whole new meaning to "coyote ugly".
 
2012-04-25 01:42:47 PM  
Fat_Head_Carl:

You better hide that form the aclu
 
2012-04-25 01:46:13 PM  

neutronstar: kiwimoogle84: WhippingBoy: Isn't this called "attempted rape" when the genders are reversed?

Well sure, it does happen, but in a relationship, if a girl wants to give teh secks to her man, usually he won't say no. Just my experience, anyway.

A girl does not 'give' sex. She has sex with someone.

/It takes two to tango


Oh I'm aware. But in this case, I mean it like many women in long term relationships/marriages/etc dry up, so when they choose to "give" it. But yeah, I agree with you.
 
2012-04-25 01:48:27 PM  

kiwimoogle84: WhippingBoy: Isn't this called "attempted rape" when the genders are reversed?

Well sure, it does happen, but in a relationship, if a girl wants to give teh secks to her man, usually he won't say no. Just my experience, anyway.


And if he DOES want to say no...well, that must be some crazy, is all I can say.
 
2012-04-25 02:00:52 PM  

trendkill: Beauty is only a light switch away.


*golf clap*
 
2012-04-25 02:16:30 PM  
I have never refused sex with any woman I have been involved with. There was one time when I was recovering from a bad flu and I had trouble becoming fully erect, but I still took care of her three times by other means. It is called taking care of the person you love and not just thinking of yourself.
 
2012-04-25 02:44:11 PM  

Profedius: I have never refused sex with any woman I have been involved with. There was one time when I was recovering from a bad flu and I had trouble becoming fully erect, but I still took care of her three times by other means. It is called taking care of the person you love and not just thinking of yourself.


This. Good for you, man. Good for you.
 
2012-04-25 02:46:49 PM  
I said "no" once to my (then) wife... We didn't have sex for almost a year after. Should've head butted her.
 
2012-04-25 02:47:05 PM  
Surely there could have been some sort of compromise. As mentioned above. he could have just thrown her in the dog and watched T.V. while servicing her, or if he was really worn out, laid on his back and let her ride him while he watched T.V.
 
2012-04-25 02:59:24 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Profedius: I have never refused sex with any woman I have been involved with. There was one time when I was recovering from a bad flu and I had trouble becoming fully erect, but I still took care of her three times by other means. It is called taking care of the person you love and not just thinking of yourself.

This. Good for you, man. Good for you.


No good for her good for her and good for her then sleep. tee hee

Really though I still enjoyed her enjoyment which made me happy. Her return favor when I was better was three for me in a row and she was outstanding. That is love there.
 
2012-04-25 03:18:01 PM  

Profedius: kiwimoogle84: Profedius: I have never refused sex with any woman I have been involved with. There was one time when I was recovering from a bad flu and I had trouble becoming fully erect, but I still took care of her three times by other means. It is called taking care of the person you love and not just thinking of yourself.

This. Good for you, man. Good for you.

No good for her good for her and good for her then sleep. tee hee

Really though I still enjoyed her enjoyment which made me happy. Her return favor when I was better was three for me in a row and she was outstanding. That is love there.


Oh agreed. That's part of being in a relationship- definitely a perk :) that's why I don't understand wingnuts like the guy from the article. If you don't want to Fark her, break up with her.
 
2012-04-25 03:41:49 PM  

OMG! We're All Gonna Die!: You don't want to deny a bipolar female sex. She will try to kill you. .


You know, she could self-serve every once in a while too.
 
2012-04-25 03:48:14 PM  

unyon: OMG! We're All Gonna Die!: You don't want to deny a bipolar female sex. She will try to kill you. .

You know, she could self-serve every once in a while too.


Sometimes that's just not enough. Like you guys- you could just whack one once a day but you really crave the bag sometimes, don't you?

Sex vs. my right hand? Sex. Every time.
 
2012-04-25 03:55:13 PM  
Why didn't he just say that if she could get it up, she can use it (and think math problems till she actually put the effort in)?
 
2012-04-25 03:57:19 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Sex vs. my right hand? Sex. Every time.


You should try your left now and then. It feels like a totally different partner.
 
2012-04-25 03:58:27 PM  

BurnShrike: kiwimoogle84: Sex vs. my right hand? Sex. Every time.

You should try your left now and then. It feels like a totally different partner.


Ooh good idea! You're so smart :)
 
2012-04-25 04:05:13 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Profedius: kiwimoogle84: Profedius: I have never refused sex with any woman I have been involved with. There was one time when I was recovering from a bad flu and I had trouble becoming fully erect, but I still took care of her three times by other means. It is called taking care of the person you love and not just thinking of yourself.

This. Good for you, man. Good for you.

No good for her good for her and good for her then sleep. tee hee

Really though I still enjoyed her enjoyment which made me happy. Her return favor when I was better was three for me in a row and she was outstanding. That is love there.

Oh agreed. That's part of being in a relationship- definitely a perk :) that's why I don't understand wingnuts like the guy from the article. If you don't want to Fark her, break up with her.


Yes my thought too, because he doesn't sound as though he is in love with her. I am not saying you have to be in love with someone in order to have sex, but if you are in a relationship you better be in love with them. If you are not in love you are making two people suffer your partner and the person they could be with that will love them. I also don't understand married people where months go by with one person wanting to have sex and the other doesn't. I can only figure that there has to be some issues in the relationship, but I don't understand why they don't work them out. Thankfully I have never had a problem with the women I have been in a relationship with because I am daily and they have been at least a few times a week if not daily. I am always ready to go so at least the women I date will never have to worry about this.
 
2012-04-25 04:08:58 PM  

Profedius: kiwimoogle84: Profedius: kiwimoogle84: Profedius: I have never refused sex with any woman I have been involved with. There was one time when I was recovering from a bad flu and I had trouble becoming fully erect, but I still took care of her three times by other means. It is called taking care of the person you love and not just thinking of yourself.

This. Good for you, man. Good for you.

No good for her good for her and good for her then sleep. tee hee

Really though I still enjoyed her enjoyment which made me happy. Her return favor when I was better was three for me in a row and she was outstanding. That is love there.

Oh agreed. That's part of being in a relationship- definitely a perk :) that's why I don't understand wingnuts like the guy from the article. If you don't want to Fark her, break up with her.

Yes my thought too, because he doesn't sound as though he is in love with her. I am not saying you have to be in love with someone in order to have sex, but if you are in a relationship you better be in love with them. If you are not in love you are making two people suffer your partner and the person they could be with that will love them. I also don't understand married people where months go by with one person wanting to have sex and the other doesn't. I can only figure that there has to be some issues in the relationship, but I don't understand why they don't work them out. Thankfully I have never had a problem with the women I have been in a relationship with because I am daily and they have been at least a few times a week if not daily. I am always ready to go so at least the women I date will never have to worry about this.


How YOU doin?
 
2012-04-25 04:15:53 PM  

Profedius: I have never refused sex with any woman I have been involved with. There was one time when I was recovering from a bad flu and I had trouble becoming fully erect, but I still took care of her three times by other means. It is called taking care of the person you love and not just thinking of yourself.


bingo! when i was a boy my dad told me never refuse a ladies favor. he said that is rude and insulting. in my bachelor days i was blessed with much fine love, and the worst i ever had was still wonderful. thanks for the heads up, dad.

/i can't wait to get divorced so i can have sex once again.
 
2012-04-25 04:58:31 PM  

Profedius: I have never refused sex with any woman I have been involved with. There was one time when I was recovering from a bad flu and I had trouble becoming fully erect, but I still took care of her three times by other means. It is called taking care of the person you love and not just thinking of yourself.


I have done the same thing. Years ago I picked up the girl I was dating from jail she said she got busted for wreckless driving , but it was probably a DUI. Anyways I was getting over the flu or something, I get the call and go pick her up and it starts snowing real bad. I pick her up bring her home tell her Im going back to bed. I left her in the living room watching TV, I was too tired and figured she was too upset from spending a weekend in jail to want to do anything. About 15 min later she comes in my room and we go at it. I was not on my A game though, just too damn beaten up, but I gave it the college try and did my best impersonation of the little engine that could.
 
2012-04-25 05:11:57 PM  

groppet: Profedius: I have never refused sex with any woman I have been involved with. There was one time when I was recovering from a bad flu and I had trouble becoming fully erect, but I still took care of her three times by other means. It is called taking care of the person you love and not just thinking of yourself.

I have done the same thing. Years ago I picked up the girl I was dating from jail she said she got busted for wreckless driving , but it was probably a DUI. Anyways I was getting over the flu or something, I get the call and go pick her up and it starts snowing real bad. I pick her up bring her home tell her Im going back to bed. I left her in the living room watching TV, I was too tired and figured she was too upset from spending a weekend in jail to want to do anything. About 15 min later she comes in my room and we go at it. I was not on my A game though, just too damn beaten up, but I gave it the college try and did my best impersonation of the little engine that could.


Good man.
 
2012-04-25 05:12:07 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Profedius: kiwimoogle84:


How YOU doin?


Good just waiting on you. lol

KrispyKritter: Profedius: I have never refused sex with any woman I have been involved with. There was one time when I was recovering from a bad flu and I had trouble becoming fully erect, but I still took care of her three times by other means. It is called taking care of the person you love and not just thinking of yourself.

bingo! when i was a boy my dad told me never refuse a ladies favor. he said that is rude and insulting. in my bachelor days i was blessed with much fine love, and the worst i ever had was still wonderful. thanks for the heads up, dad.

/i can't wait to get divorced so i can have sex once again.


How does that happen? I have never been married, but I have been in long term relationships the longest being seven years and it was pretty much daily if not a few times a day right up to the end. We didn't have a bad break our lives just went different ways I moved to another state and then she got a big promotion she wasn't expecting before she could join me. From what you say it doesn't seem like you are bad in bed or treat her badly. I guess it is hard for me to understand, because when I feel affection for someone and they feel that for me I have a strong desire to want to be close to them which translates into touching them. I don't mean to say out in public I am hanging on them or anything. In public it would be holding their hand, a one arm hug, running a hand down the back or a squeeze somewhere. Alone a lot of touching tends to led into sex or at least that has always been the way it has been with me.
 
2012-04-25 05:22:25 PM  
Profedius

kiwimoogle84: Profedius: kiwimoogle84:


How YOU doin?

Good just waiting on you. lol


I shot you an email earlier today... How you been?
 
2012-04-25 05:48:21 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Profedius

kiwimoogle84: Profedius: kiwimoogle84:


How YOU doin?

Good just waiting on you. lol

I shot you an email earlier today... How you been?


Oh I will have to check when I get home I don't access that account here at work.
 
2012-04-25 07:05:14 PM  
FTFA: "I then asked why she was chasing him down the street and she stated she was mad."

dtdstudios.com
 
2012-04-26 09:23:34 AM  
Rapey woman is rapey. Is not funny. He should dump her skanky, violent, abusive ass.

@OMG! We're All Gonna Die! : Hey, not all us bipolar women are that bad. I merely get...cranky.....if it's been too long. And I truly try not to be a whiny biatch about it if my partner is sitting over there with all the nummy goodness and not sharing.....

But yeah, it's not unusual for hypersexual people to have mutual arrangements for others on the side just as a pressure relief-valve.
 
2012-04-26 06:17:51 PM  
A 34-year-old woman accused of attacking her boyfriend after he declined to have sex with her was arrested on a misdemeanor charge, according to a recently released affidavit.

Alternatively...

A 34-year-old man accused of attacking his girlfriend after she declined to have sex with him was arrested on a misdemeanor charge, according to a recently released affidavit.

/Which one make you laugh, and which one makes you angry? Why?
//crazy biatches should be held accountable for being crazy biatches.
///no more double standards.
 
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